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CrossFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I don't spend a lot of time with my family, but when I do, they like to tell old stories. My mom loves to tell everybody that I learned how to use a VCR by the time I was about 2 years old (which makes sense, the TV and VCR essentially were my mom and dad). Because I learned how to use the VCR, I had recorded a bunch of different movies from basic cable and such onto VHS. I had recorded Disney's Robin Hood and the Crossfire commercial was in that recording about every three commercial breaks. That one, and the Connect Four commercial, and Perfection. They loved to tease me about how I'd sing those jingles all the time like my lullabies.

Oftentimes when I lay down at night, if my mind doesn't try to shut down like an old bar in a Podunk town near Kansas City, playing journey's "Lights" in my head, it'll play one of those classic 90s board game jingles.

put the pieces into the slot make the right selection but be quick you're racing the clock wow pop goes perfection

Oh man, the SEGA commercial from ~93, "Right now, it costs up to $10 more to play certain games on Super Nintendo than to play the same games on SEGA Genesis!" A mosquito lands on the kid's forehead, he whacks it with a newspaper and the crossword puzzle says something like, "THISISTHENEXTL[EV]EL!" and there's two letters in one box because they didn't think about having a number of letters properly fit the space.

Hehe. As a Nintendo fanboy, I do find it particularly delicious that every single developer/publisher who was like "We're coming for your lunch money Nintendo!" in their commercials back in the day is now making games for Nintendo consoles.