yah, i'm watsted rite now. i spended like.....$700 at a strip club for a cok tease. m elove you long time. bullchit! it waz a skam. but i still had fun and got some grindage going. pi$$ off! k, nite.

What a waste of money.

I would check your penis when you wake up the next morning. All those cock teases and grinding these women do nightly, they probably have contracted some super infection that can penetrate pant fabric. Ant's right, though - what a waste of money.

If I had seven hundred dollars, I would buy a ghetto chicken (or a nifty computer, if the ghetto chicken was unavailable).

With $700 I would likely buy something as useful as a murderous troll.

Or an iPod. Those are neat too.

Will you name the muderous troll 'Funzo'? You know, it will dance on the spot putting competition toy doll heads on the ends of pencils and thrusting them back and forth in your face saying "ha ha ha ha" repeatedly.

You're his first victim. >:O

No grindage is worth $700.

lol @ idiocy

I sure hope it was a female and not a crossdresser ;)

Anyway, I would probably spend $700 on some new guitar gear.:D

Killer Jordo would probably spend $700 on a penis pump :D Haha...

Killer Jordo would spend just spend $700 on a penis to call his own.

Sorry, I must have made a mistake there: his parents' $700.

Dude, for $700 you could have banged a whore.

A classy one, too.

http://www.segway-rentals-now.com/Content/rates.asp

YOU COULD HAVE RENTED A SEGWAY FOR A MONTH.

lol @ idiocy

YOU COULD HAVE RENTED A SEGWAY FOR A MONTH.
Oh, totally.

to quote:

No grindage is worth $700.

lol @ idiocy

Hahaha, that's awesome.

You are truly a man now, Bill.

I'd put it in the bank.

lawlz

We'll have none of that fiscal responsibility here, good sir.

One 700 dollar hookerbot or 700 one dollar hookerbots?

Wow, I completely forgot that I made this thread. Yeah, I got a bit carried away last night. I totally could have spent that $$$ on far better things. Oh well. I'm still not even close to being broke and my bills will still get paid at the end of the month. And I still had a good time. But, I don't think I'll be doing that again. Unless I go to a strip club in Canada. I've heard good things about those places.

Unless I go to a strip club in Canada. I've heard good things about those places.

You've heard correct, sir.

Do tell.

What's there to tell?

DETAILS, MAN. DETAILS.

One 700 dollar hookerbot or 700 one dollar hookerbots?

Definitely 700 one dollar hookerbots. Think of how many bothands there would be!

I'd buy a decent laptop. Or use it for the security deposit + first month's rent for an apartment. Probably the latter, for now.


Oh, and Vampiro, I was so in Ontario the other night. See, if you had AIM, I totally could've let you know so that you could've shown me one of those infamous strip clubs. :-*

Oh, and Vampiro, I was so in Ontario the other night. See, if you had AIM, I totally could've let you know so that you could've shown me one of those infamous strip clubs. :-*

I do have AIM :mad:

And that would have been hilarious.

Hell, I'd come on over, and we can have a strip party of our own.

And I'd use the $700 to buy a GCC or two.

Hell, I'd come on over, and we can have a strip party of our own.

Done. Our time will be merry and full of many boobies.

I do have AIM :mad:


Oh. You have been added to the list :mad:

Hell, I'd come on over, and we can have a strip party of our own.

Let's do it up, yo.

Done. Our time will be merry and full of many boobies.
Impossible, because Lisa only has one breast! I should know, I'm her lover. :-*

You've heard correct, sir.
I thought that all the better Canadian joints had melted by now...

I'd spend 700$ on a day with my friends :D

I would spend $700 on:
A wireless router so I could get on here from my computer again, and so I could dl musics
X-Box 360
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Until Human Voices Wake Us on dvd
Magnolia on dvd
Domino on dvd -- getting it tomorrow :cool:
and then I'd save what little is left.

I wouldn't spend over $30.00 at a strip club, unless I was extremely drunk which seems to have been your case.

Strip clubs are a waste of time. You're better off jsut going to a bar/party and picking someone up. At least then you have the chance to get some action.

I've never been to a strip club. There's a Spearmint Rhino just outside my student union, even. But I just don't see the point.

EDIT: lol me and los thought the same thing at the same time omfg freaky

Why spend money when you know nothing is going to come of it, amirite?

Now, a plane ticket to this northern booby-party. That seems cost effective.

Why spend money anyway. If you can't get sex for free then you don't deserve to spread your seed. Because you're a shallow waste of flesh.

Now, a plane ticket to this northern booby-party. That seems cost effective.

It wouldn't be a party without you, bby.

I would spend the money on the surgery I so desperately need.

If it's anything superficial, you fail.

I'd buy a SNES, a NES, a cheap TV, and plenty of games.

I forgot about that. I'd totally buy a Virtual Boy.

Head pain. :(

I would buy a new DS (yeah, I screwed it up), but the Lite is coming out, so I'll just save it.

Impossible, because Lisa only has one breast! I should know, I'm her lover. :-*

Stripper boobs, silly.

$700 would buy me a round trip ticket to NY, and a crap load of Baileys+Kaluha.

Good times.

If it's anything superficial, you fail.
I'm charging $700 to re-arrange his face.

yah, i'm watsted rite now. i spended like.....$700 at a strip club for a cok tease. m elove you long time. bullchit! it waz a skam. but i still had fun and got some grindage going. pi$$ off! k, nite.

I've been considering giving up all alcohol consumption save for light to moderate social drinking, because I have concluded I would probably be much better off without it in the long run. Despite the amusing woozy feeling it provides, I don't care for the way it dulls my senses and obscures my judgment. I also don't care for how it makes people much more likely to say and do incredibly moronic things. hi opeth :cool: