My mother cooked me some kind of omelette yesterday. The sausage was old. I spent today in bed vomiting. Today I have eaten a pear and a banana.

Discuss.

Poor Klarth. Poor, poor, stupid Klarth.

Get better, or get dead. kthx

If only it was the perfect omelet all of this could have been avoided desu. Don't worry Klarthy, I'm working on the perfect omelet everyday and will have one for you soon enough desu. PROMISE!

Lol, Poison.

Yea, it was me, I put my penis in his omelette.

To Klarth: Sir, may I have my penis back?

Yes, it's all Poison's fault. Him and his old, wrinkly sausage.

Take that.

I thought it would've been the dirty Urugayuan water, filled with 11 essential vitamans and feces.

same thing happened to me during christmas leave, except with bad Del Taco. Was not a pleasant experience to say the least.

Applebees shrimp pasta did me in for a couple of weeks. ****ing american restaurants.

Our food is far too powerful for you.

Nah, it was apparently bad shrimp. My dad called the place and flipped on them. They admitted it was bad, and offered us free meals for a year or something. Don't know what ever happened to that...

Sir, may I have my penis back? I'm quite randy now and I'l like to masturbate for five hours straight.

Poison's penis touched you, too.

hahaha, free food. That reminds me of the times me and my friends scored at least a hundred free pizzas from pizza hut over the course of a couple years...good times.

Tons of lawsuits?

do not want

no...pizza passes. It was ingenious...we had one really terrible order one time...and in compensation they told us they would mail us some pizza passes. We'll, they never came and we were having a party one night so we called them up and said "We had a bad order one time, and you guys were supposed to mail us pizza passes but never did...and we are having a big party tonight and we need some pizza." So, they said they would just give us this order for free...up to 4 pizzas and 4 sodas. And the rest is history...we just kept doing that over and over again.

I love pepperoni mushroom garlic pizza. It's my favorite.

Prissy bitch

It's ironic that satan spawn would like garlic pizza.

Most vampiric weaknesses are a myth. We can enter places without being invited.

I declare that from now on the first week of April shall be known as 'Vampire History Week'!

BIX NOODZ it's my birthday week it's gotta be CACTUS HISTORY WEEK ****IT.

APRIL FOOLS!

But yes, Sunlight burns the skin.

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT SHRIVELS LIKE A F*CKING PUSSY.

Nah, he's a Mormon.

There are strict limits as to what he can do.

Scientology.

Cactusism?

Timeless River is eye poison.

This site is black and white. no arguments

You said 'black'. Now some random gangsta is gonna come and say 'Dat's racist, yo!'

You said 'black'. Now some random gangsta is gonna come and say 'Dat's racist, yo!'
gunna get ma muthafuggin steamboat back from dat big 'ol nigga ***** ****nigga*****

I just image searched 'That's racist', and several images were of some oriental chick in lingerie and stuff.

That's racist...

That's racist...

desu