How well do you know your VGCers?

[Klarth]

So you may have noticed quite a few of you received a "VGC Q&A" PM from me sometime last week with a series of bizarre questions. Well, now I'm gonna put them to use... I have here a list of people who answered, and a list of all the answers. See if you can match up the participants to the answers!

People who answered:
Alastor
Fate
Flame ghost
Hyper
Iris
Kodachi
Linkman
Lord of Spam
Misoxeny
Mr.Nintendo74
Phantasma
Phlynthe
Pit
Poison
Sabredog
Shin-Ra
Stalolin
The Judge
Zeta

Answer sets:

1. What's your favourite colour?
Orange. It's the only colour that you can eat.

What's your dog's name? Alternatively, if you had a dog, what would you name it?
Charlie. He ****s all over the place.

Finish this sentence: "I don't want to touch your..."
sores, sir, but thank you very much for the offer.

What's your favourite kind of milkshake?
Orange. It's the only flavour in the rainbow.

What's the last thing you ate?
I'm actually eating some pringles riiiiight now. They're cream cheese and something flavour. Green.

What's the most exotic place you've ever been to?
Bognor.

Do you like playing with fire?
No, actually. And whenever anyone else does I make a point of keeping my head as far away as possible.

Do you like rebelling against the evil system?
YES. I HATES THE EVIL SYSTEM, ME. The good one is so much better, all those nice little politicians sitting down with their cherry bakewells and discussing squirrels. That's how the world -should- be run.

Bucket of beans?
Eh, it varies.



2. What's your favourite colour?
My favorite color is green.

What's your dog's name? Alternatively, if you had a dog, what would you name it?
I do not have a dog, but if I had one it'd be sparky.

Finish this sentence: "I don't want to touch your..."
I dont have to touch your cock.

What's your favourite kind of milkshake?
Chocolate all the way.

What's the last thing you ate?
Last thing I ate was an oatmeal for breakfeast.

What's the most exotic place you've ever been to?
Punta Cana, with club med.

Do you like playing with fire?
Hell yah!

Do you like rebelling against the evil system?
No evil is fun.

Bucket of beans?
Beans make people fart.



3. What's your favourite colour?
Green

What's your dog's name? Alternatively, if you had a dog, what would you name it?
If I had one, Cerberus.

Finish this sentence: "I don't want to touch your..."
Toilet.

What's your favourite kind of milkshake?
Chocolate.

What's the last thing you ate?
Cocoa Rice Crispies.

What's the most exotic place you've ever been to?
Cancun, Mexico.

Do you like playing with fire?
Yes.

Do you like rebelling against the evil system?
No.

Bucket of beans?
Gas galore.



4. What's your favourite colour? Black. White. Wait, are those colors?
Red.

What's your dog's name? Alternatively, if you had a dog, what would you name it?
My dog's name is Bosco, but when I get a cute lil' corgie, I'm naming him Rufus.

Finish this sentence: "I don't want to touch your..."
Chainsaw. The last time you made me do it, it was running. "

What's your favourite kind of milkshake?
Vanilla. I'm boring!

What's the last thing you ate?
Cereal and human flesh.

What's the most exotic place you've ever been to?
Specops' house.

Do you like playing with fire?
NO! Fire, despite it's beauty, is hot and painful.

Do you like rebelling against the evil system?
If by that you mean Xbox, then yes.

Bucket of beans?
Shmoke and a pancake?



5. What's your favourite colour?
Sorry, I don't speak british.

What's your dog's name? Alternatively, if you had a dog, what would you name it?
I would name it Flipper.

Finish this sentence: "I don't want to touch your..."
Tra la la

What's your favourite kind of milkshake?
I'd tell you, but I'd have to charge.

What's the last thing you ate?
A double fudge chocolate ice cream cone, a steak, two double whoppers, a half of a chocolate cake three large bags of potato chips, and a small diet coke.

What's the most exotic place you've ever been to?
www.hawaii.com

Do you like playing with fire?
Fire? What's that?

Do you like rebelling against the evil system?
I knew this was some sort of recruiting scam

Bucket of beans?
Just as I thought.



6. What's your favourite colour?
Infrared and Ultraviolet

What's your dog's name? Alternatively, if you had a dog, what would you name it?
Sparky

Finish this sentence: "I don't want to touch your..."
used tissues anymore

What's your favourite kind of milkshake?
Pink Banana

What's the last thing you ate?
Can't remember

What's the most exotic place you've ever been to?
Pacific Ocean

Do you like playing with fire?
Yes. Who doesn't?

Do you like rebelling against the evil system?
I don't know.I mean, Most definately.

Bucket of beans?
Makes you fart alot.



7. What's your favourite colour?
the color you get when you mix the blood of a bat with the sh[i]t of a vulture. utterly grim and gothic at the same time.

What's your dog's name? Alternatively, if you had a dog, what would you name it?
If I had a dog, I'd name it Moppetje and then sue Arjen because us Americans are inherently better than the Dutch.

Finish this sentence: "I don't want to touch your..."
flamingly gay brother's china cabinet.

What's your favourite kind of milkshake?
the one that brings all the boys to the yard. yeah, I like that.

What's the last thing you ate?
A BUTTERFINGER BECAUSE I LIKE ITS SENSUAL TASTE

What's the most exotic place you've ever been to?
It's like a jungle in Sabredog's pants.

Do you like playing with fire?
Yes. On other peoples' lawns. Daily.

Do you like rebelling against the evil system?
AHHHHHH I HEAR YOU FBI

Bucket of beans?
YOU SICKEN ME



8. What's your favourite colour?
Black is real, black is true. Give me a dark shade of blue and I'll be happy.

What's your dog's name? Alternatively, if you had a dog, what would you name it?
Rocky/Rocko.

Finish this sentence: "I don't want to touch your..."
Keyboard, you probably watch too much pr0n on it and it's all ew.

What's your favourite kind of milkshake?
Your mom's.

What's the last thing you ate?
Your mom. And S'mores Pop Tarts.

What's the most exotic place you've ever been to?
A tropical themed strip club.

Do you like playing with fire?
As stereotypical as it may sound, YES. Me and a good friend of mine used to have a game involving gasoline, cotton balls, and those little plastic army men.

Do you like rebelling against the evil system?
I like rebelling against the evil system of rebelling against an evil system by conforming.

Bucket of beans?
Kill yourself.



9. What's your favourite colour?
Green

What's your dog's name? Alternatively, if you had a dog, what would you name it?
My FAMILY's dog's name is Muffy (the people we got it from named it, not us). I'm not much of a pet person though, unless it lives in a tank or a cage.

Finish this sentence: "I don't want to touch your..."
Other than the obvious, I've got nothing.

What's your favourite kind of milkshake?
I don't drink milkshakes.

What's the last thing you ate?
French Toast and Bacon

What's the most exotic place you've ever been to?
The Grand Canyon, LONG time ago.

Do you like playing with fire?
When fireworks are envolved, yes, yes I do.

Do you like rebelling against the evil system?
The "evil system" makes me sick.

Bucket of beans?
Is this what you call a boat coming over from Mexico?



10. What's your favourite colour?
red

What's your dog's name? Alternatively, if you had a dog, what would you name it?
Jin

Finish this sentence: "I don't want to touch your..."
Anal warts

What's your favourite kind of milkshake?
Vanilla

What's the last thing you ate?
Chinese food...

What's the most exotic place you've ever been to?
In Central America, Guatemala

Do you like playing with fire?
Yea

Do you like rebelling against the evil system?
Sometime if I'm not lazy

Bucket of beans?
With a side of rice.



11. What's your favourite colour?
Pink, although specific shades can make me totally dislike the color.

What's your dog's name? Alternatively, if you had a dog, what would you name it?
What about if we had a dog? I had a female dog named Rusty for some reason. Then she started puking on people and we had to put her down.

Finish this sentence: "I don't want to touch your..."
Hand! I don't know where it's been.

What's your favourite kind of milkshake?
Strawberry-vanilla. 1 flavor alone can not satisfy me.

What's the last thing you ate?
Big juicy grapes!

What's the most exotic place you've ever been to?
Some one else's bed. :x

Do you like playing with fire?
No. I'm actually scared of the fireplace!

Do you like rebelling against the evil system?
That's not nice. I think the system tries very hard.

Bucket of beans?
No thanks, I'm still working on those grapes.



12. What's your favourite colour?
blue LOL FUNNAY but srsly blue

What's your dog's name? Alternatively, if you had a dog, what would you name it?
lil' ****er

Finish this sentence: "I don't want to touch your..."
gaping hallway the size of a vagina

What's your favourite kind of milkshake?
the one that brings all the boys to the yard

What's the last thing you ate?
your mother, by which i am implying that i performed cunnulingus upon her.

What's the most exotic place you've ever been to?
see above

Do you like playing with fire?
yes, if by fire you mean my genitals

Do you like rebelling against the evil system?
i want to be the evil system

Bucket of beans?
potatoe



13. What's your favourite colour?
Pink, because I'm manly enough for it.

What's your dog's name? Alternatively, if you had a dog, what would you name it?
I'd name it Takeru, because I'm still fixated on anime.

Finish this sentence: "I don't want to touch your..."
***, I don’t want to touch your ***, ever.

What's your favourite kind of milkshake?
Vanilla, I pretty much like the ice cream.

What's the last thing you ate?
Chicken parmigiana.

What's the most exotic place you've ever been to?
A spa in shanghai, I pretty much picked the girl I wanted to have sex with.

Do you like playing with fire?
Sure, who doesn’t?

Do you like rebelling against the evil system?
Nah, I’d conform wit the system and use it for me instead of against.

Bucket of beans?
Heh, why not?



14. What's your favourite colour?
Hey Brit, it's color you ****er. Anyways, I'd go with the gray/black kind... colors, mostly because they resemble my old NES controller.

What's your dog's name? Alternatively, if you had a dog, what would you name it?
I'd name him... what the ****, I don't know.

Finish this sentence: "I don't want to touch your..."
uterus

What's your favourite kind of milkshake?
Vanilla. Chocolate looks like feces.

What's the last thing you ate?
Vagina. Honestly.

What's the most exotic place you've ever been to?
Puerto Rico wooo!!! ^_^

Do you like playing with fire?
**** yeah. I burned my G.I. Joes and wrestling action figures all the time. In fact, a curtain went on fire and I almost burned down the house... a few times.

Do you like rebelling against the evil system?
What evil system?

Bucket of beans?
Shut up Klarth, just...



15. What's your favourite colour?
Black black black black

What's your dog's name? Alternatively, if you had a dog, what would you name it?
Rocky

Finish this sentence: "I don't want to touch your..."
E-HYMEN

What's your favourite kind of milkshake?
Your milkshake

What's the last thing you ate?
Rice and beans

What's the most exotic place you've ever been to?
None =(

Do you like playing with fire?
I fukken do.

Do you like rebelling against the evil system?
Eh?

Bucket of beans?
Of course?



16. What's your favourite colour?
White!

What's your dog's name? Alternatively, if you had a dog, what would you name it?
AMG MUGEN MAZDASPEED the SPACE DOG!

Finish this sentence: "I don't want to touch your..."
Porcupine because it looks all puffy and infected.

What's your favourite kind of milkshake?
Chocolate.

What's the last thing you ate?
Cap'n Crunch.

What's the most exotic place you've ever been to?
Captiva Island, just off the coast of Florida in the Gulf of Mexico.

Do you like playing with fire?
I'm mature, thank you.

Do you like rebelling against the evil system?
Absolutely. I'm an 31337 phr34k and I scam the Hellco out of a quarter! I'm so cool. :3

Bucket of beans?
Nuclear waste field of cacti!



17. What's your favourite colour?
Blue!

What's your dog's name? Alternatively, if you had a dog, what would you name it?
Percy. Blame childhood cartoon obsessions.

Alternatively, my sister has two beagal puppies named James and John. I just call them Red and Blue because of their collars, though.

Finish this sentence: "I don't want to touch your..."
Wii.

What's your favourite kind of milkshake?
Vanilla brings all the boys to the yard.

What's the last thing you ate?

What's the most exotic place you've ever been to?
The Bahamas, probably. I don't travel much.

Do you like playing with fire?
No. I fear getting burned, or something.

Do you like rebelling against the evil system?
I guess.

Bucket of beans?
Hell yeah.



18. What's your favourite colour?
bleu, like dressing sry not funny

What's your dog's name? Alternatively, if you had a dog, what would you name it?
"weenie", but im a caninophobe so wtf

Finish this sentence: "I don't want to touch your..."
chopsticks cause i got my own lol

What's your favourite kind of milkshake?
my own dum baba bsh dum

What's the last thing you ate?
your mom tastes like chicken /overused

What's the most exotic place you've ever been to?
a hotel lobby

Do you like playing with fire?
if by "fire" you mean "scathingly itchy herpes" then yeah

Do you like rebelling against the evil system?
we all live in a fascist nation

Bucket of beans?
just like mexicans



19. What's your favourite colour?
White

What's your dog's name? Alternatively, if you had a dog, what would you name it?
Buddy

Finish this sentence: "I don't want to touch your..."
Malignant Tumor

What's your favourite kind of milkshake?
THE ONE WHERE YOU GRAB A COW AND SHAKE IT

What's the last thing you ate?
French Fries

What's the most exotic place you've ever been to?
Hawaii

Do you like playing with fire?
Generally

Do you like rebelling against the evil system?
Totally

Bucket of beans?
No, no, that's just an error in space-time. God needs to debug.






19 people answered out of the 25 I bugged, which is nice. Obviously, don't point out your own answers (pretend they're someone else's to throw everyone off!) and match the names with the numbers.

Go.

[sniper]

4 is Judge, 12 is LoS. No one else is as predictable.

[Ant]

14 is Pit I believe. Also, I think 1 is Sabre, but I'm not sure. And yeah, Judge and LoS were the most noticeable for me.

Heh, I knew I should have answered these!

P.S. OH! and 16 is Kodachi maybe? I'm guessing this off the response to the fire answer.

[Corrupt]

Well, some of them I'm almost 100% positive on, and some of the others... I'm not so sure. Here goes, anyway. (the ones I'm not quite sure about will be indicated by a question mark, naturally) And I'll just skip the ones I have absolutely no idea about.

#1 is Sabredog
#2 is Flame ghost?
#3 is Kodachi?
#4 is Judge
#5 is Shin-Ra?
#6 is Phlynthe
#7 is Hyper
#10 is Mr. Nintendo74?
#11 is either Iris or Fate...?
#12 is LoS
#13 is Poison
#15 is Phantasma
#16 is Misoxeny
#17 is Alastor?
#18 is Pit?
#19 is Stalolin?

I won't be surprised if I'm way off on most of these.

[Klarth]

Haaah, I don't think anyone's gonna get 18 or 9.

[VirtualRealityZone]

Originally Posted by Klarth

Haaah, I don't think anyone's gonna get 18.

I'm guessing #18 is LoS

[Lord of Spam]

Wow, I was that obvious?

edit: ninja'd, and no.

[Kodachi]

Originally Posted by Klarth

Haaah, I don't think anyone's gonna get 18 or 9.

I don't think anyone will place me correctly.

[mis0]

Mine was super obvious, and I'm sorry to say that I can't place my finger on any of those in particular because none of them seem to possses a lot of the mannerisms or things that only that person would know, except for the pets, but I don't talk on AIM, so that's informantion I'm unlikely to know anyway.

I'd wager that #1 is Sabre, #4 is Judge, #15 is Zeta (?), and #11 is Kodachi (?!)

[sabre]

Originally Posted by Klarth

Haaah, I don't think anyone's gonna get 18 or 9.

9: Linkman
18: Fate

I think.

Originally Posted by Kodachi

I don't think anyone will place me correctly.

I could, you told me what you answered to the pet one.

[brownoystercult]

18 is coromoro

[sabre]

Yeah, about that, Coromoro's not actually in the list of people who answered.

[brownoystercult]

oh, no ****....

zeta then

[The Judge]

LoS: Well, all of your answers were either 4chan phrases or sexual terms.
@everyone who guessed me: What part exactly was so obvious?

[brownoystercult]

specops, your favorite colors and xbox

[The Judge]

Hm, k. I wasn't sure that anyone knew my dog's name.

[Hypocider]

11 is Iris. 1 is Sabredog. Thank you dog. Unless someone lied. 7 might be The Judge/LoS/Staolin unless someone tried to attempt at DA-Speak. 16 Staolin.

[mis0]

Xenos? How could you be so wrong?!

[Fate]

Wow.

11. Iris
13. Misoxeny
14. Kodachi
15. Plynthe

I can't guess anyone else.

[Klarth]

Don't worry, one of those was right!