Self Honesty Thread

[The Judge]

Because we're all just a compilation of text to each other, I invite the bravest souls who are truly honest to open up and tell the world your secrets. Embarassing things, hidden things, gross things, etc.

I'm assuming this thread won't get many responses, because I'm sure you're all pussies, so I'll start.

-I have an overt attraction to cute things. In very (I stress that word) rare cases, this includes a physical attraction to people, which I guess makes me a pedophile.
-I have no set personality. When left to my own devices, I am utterly devoid of any sort of personality. My thought pattern, actions, ways of speaking, and even opinions (ocassionally) are determined by who I am around. In a sense, I'm a mask.
-I have extremely deep rooted nails on both my hands and feet, causing a lot of ingrown toenails.
-My legs are abnormally hairy to say I wear only jeans, and taper to a strange point on my feet like a spike, and then suddenly stop.
-I am incapable of doing higher math, even so much as long division.

That's all for now. I'll post more later when I see people posting.

[Sterling]

I have a fetish for furry
I'm a spaz
I think I'm autistic, though I'm not.
I had a crush on my 1st grade teacher
I'm think I'm bisexual but I'm not sure.
Yep. Thats about it.

[Sapphire Rose]

1) Ex-Drug addict. And truth be told, I sort of miss them, yet I'm glad I don't do them anymore.
2) I'm gay.
3) I really, really, really LOATHE faggots.
4) I've fingered a cat before (lol, acid trip).
5) I enjoy lying to people I'll never have to talk to again (as in, outrageous lies).
6) Every cut I've ever gotten has turned into a scar.
7) I'd totally have sex with Heath Ledger.
8) I'd totally have sex with Cristina Scabbia.
9) I collect stuffed animals.
10) If he were real, I'd totally have sex with Gizmo.

.... Man, I don't have that many secrets.

[Lord of Spam]

I'm a huge nerd. Like, cripplingly nerdy. I can tell you what captain kirks middle name it (tiberius) and the name of spocks dad (sarek) off the top of my head, and dicuss at least 10 episodes by name. I have read the books "The Metaphysics of Star Trek" and "The Physics of the Xmen" and found both fascinating. Granted, I dont suffer from the stereotypical "omg girl panic" type reaction that most male nerds have, I do have an even more annying problem. I know almost nothing of the sort of crap that they would find interesting.

Also, I have an irational hatred of old people. For some reason, I jsut get ****ed off at the sight of anyone with gray hair or wrinkles or anyone who moves slow. Which is great, since I live in Florida

[The Judge]

Actually, my irational hatred extends towards genuine stupidity. I say this is irational because even young children spouting off the crap they'd normally say at their ages upsets me.

[GameMiestro]

- I had no idea that any Star Trek character had more than a first name, nor considered it important.

[Raptor]

*One of the most annoying things in the world to me is when I am deeply immersed in a wonderful song while driving and the CD I'm listening to suddenly starts skipping or the stereo crashes after I hit a hard bump. It is such a sudden and unexpected jerk back into reality, akin to being sound asleep in an exotic dream and having someone pull start a chainsaw next to your ear.

*I have always had an aversion to PC gaming, especially online multiplayer. I don't find it appealing in the slightest, nor do I like to just sit around for hours everyday just playing games. I have to go outside and do something that involves physical exercise for at least a couple hours everyday, otherwise I go stir crazy and encounter severe mental and emotional stress.

*I like grapes.

*I generally say very little when around people I don't know, and strongly prefer to keep to myself rather than start conversations or meet people. When I'm around people I am close with and enjoy being with, I become an entirely different beast. Especially if I've had too much sugar. I enjoy being alone most of the time, though it's good to spend time with loved ones as well.

*I feel hatred is just as important as love. After all, it is what balances the scale. Trying to love everyone is an impossible ideal, and a stupid one. Many people simply aren't deserving of your love and want nothing more than to defeat you and take advantage of what you have to offer them for their own personal gain. There are many people you should hate. Your love should be concentrated toward those who truly matter to you, who deserve its intensity.

*I love playing in mud, swimming in streams, dashing barefoot over the forest floor, subsisting on berries- things that enhance my connection and sense of oneness with the natural earth and my animal side. It feels more deeply gratifying than most other things.

*I suck at math.

[Hyper]

I don't shower or brush my teeth nearly as much as I should.

I've had a dildo shoved into my ear.

I'm not comfortable around people I don't know well, and I'm too comfortable around people I do know.

I used to call people "fags" and "retards" frequently and daily, though I quit earlier this year as I realized how utterly moronic it was.

Rape turns me on.

And I think I'll leave it at that.

[misoxeny]

- I often accuse people of being "fat pathetic otaku" although I am basically an otaku myself, minus the fat.

- I like Nirvana, Pussy Cat Dolls, and Mariah Carey. So shoot me.

- I'm extremely materialistic but don't value stuff by the brand name per se.

- I honestly dislike children because I just do not possess the patience for their behavior.

- I sometimes go far out of my way to be a jerk (only if someone crosses me first, though).

[Chépito]

I blow at math but manage to get by

I have a giant black birthmark on my ***

My hair gets unimaginably greasy if I don't wash it more than a day.

I've smoked pot for years but never smoked a ciggarette

I've got a burn mark on my left eye thanks to firework stupidity when I was six. (I washed it out EXTREMELY fast after it so I'm not blind)

I shave my pubes lol

I have really high standards when it comes to girls which I feel quite asshole about.

[Iris]

• I’m too good a listener. I let people vent on me with stuff I don’t honestly care about and just nod along. I hardly ever bother to bring it up to some one that I’m not interested in listening.
• I’m spiteful. I’ll go out of my way to be mean when I’m angry and even rational decisions of mine are usually contemplated maliciously.
• I don’t like very hairy men.
• I can’t draw. Occasionally I’ll make a somewhat decent doodle, but any drawing of mine over 3 inches tall is guaranteed to be horrible.
• I have more of a sex-drive than the majority of DA. In fact, my current relationship has come to a standstill because I’m hardly interested in doing anything with the guy besides ****ing.
• I’m very self-indulgent.
• I'm fairly good at most academics.
• Offline, I’m shy and I tend to stutter. I spend a lot of time thinking about what I should have said and done, while never preparing for certain situations. I’m easily embarrassed and don’t know how to respond to a lot of things.
• I can almost never listen to music unless it has a cheerful tune.
• I’m very likely to listen to a single song for hours. Not because I like it, but because I hardly pay attention to it and I hardly ever make playlists with multiple songs that I like.
• I’m not afraid to kiss my cats on the face. I often wake them up so I can cuddle with them.
• I own two dildos.
• I have great appreciation for a lot of material goods. I have a lot of vanity.
• I can get bored with things shortly. It’s often one thing until it’s no longer fun, then another. I tend to do things in excess.
• I’m very shallow when it comes to relationships. Physical attraction is a must.
• I’d probably be a worse mother than a lot of people think.

[Axis]

-I've won the local golf tournament for 3 years straight.

-I can tell what song is being played on my iPod by listening to the first 5 seconds of it.

-I drive a yellow car.

-Public speaking is my greatest fear.

-I usually don't have any desire to go out and meet girls.

[Arcadios]

-I suck at school but manage to pass every year while my sister tries harder then me yet has been left back twice

-I have a thing for female asians.

-My friends call me hawaiian because of my weight but yet I wouldn't mind to go to Hawaii.

-I've urinated on myself twice between the ages of 5 through 10.

-I <3 Inuyasha.

-I <3 Mario.

-I tell myself to lose weight but yet revert to my old habits.

-I enjoy Hip-Hop over every and all genres.

-I dislike american products like cars for example.

-I hate iPod till death.

-I support Japanese corporations.

-I Buy CD's

....More to come.

[Phantasma2]

-I'm a pedo.
-I'm a weeaboo.
-I fap to asians mostly. (lol watch out Xenos)
-I listen to (old) Green Day, Sum 41 and Evanescence.

I own two dildos.

-I came while having one of those fantasies that Vampiro has.

More if I remember.

[Arcadios]

-I've turned down many opportunities to get with a girl and so I haven't had a girlfriend at the age of 16.

-I have high standards.

-I tend to be very shy around new people and especially girls.

-I hated scremos before I came to VGC.

-Suicide has never been an option for me.

-I've only drank a small amount of alcohol in my life.

-I've never smoked.

[Alastor]

- I'm a complete and total smartass any time I'm given the chance.

- Anything equal to or higher than Algebra I is my mortal enemy.

- I've never put forth any effort to find a girlfriend. Why, I don't know. So while I've never even had a girlfriend, I've never tried. I guess I'm shy or something. Or I have very high expectations. Maybe both.

- I like Halo 2 more than Halo 1.

- I enjoy a good deal of mainstream music.

- I'll watch a dubbed anime because reading subtitles gets annoying very quickly. IF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SAYING IT MUST BE INFERIOR.

- I've never been to a concert.

- I've never smoked.

- I've never had a beer.

- Having at least one fap a day is basically a must.

- I set any porn files to Hidden because no one in my family knows that hidden files even exist.

[Zeta]

I have never beaten Super Metroid 100%. (My greatest shame. )

I only got into the Castlevania series after seeing a trailer for Dawn of Sorrow.

I am completely anti-social in real-life; not talking to people at all. Hell, I can barely carry on a conversation on Instant Messaging things. =/

I have absolutely no willpower.

I am a coward.

AND THAT'S ALL THAT COMES TO MIND RIGHT NOW

[Lord of Spam]

I'm an ******* about being good at math. I got a 700 on the math portion of the SAT always loved complaining about my score to people i know i did better than, and then when they asked what i got saying "oh man i only got a 1390. I didnt even break 1400. I'm so disappointed in myself." While on the inside I'd be like That being said, I dont really enjoy math much.

This is actually the only time I've ever admitted this to anyone but myself, but I use being an ******* to keep people from getting close to me. I had a ****ty childhood (granted, not as bad as some of the stuff here, but hardly ideal) and it taught me that if I was a total prick that nobody could get close enough to hurt me. This has made it obviously hard to let people know when I do care, and probably contributed to me losing the few relationships I've been in that werent about sex.

[keyartist]

I regard cute as a great complament, I like cute girls not sexy.

I am extremly shy, Its way to hard to take to a girl face to face.

I have hair feet.

I'm extremly flexable.

I put myself down alot.

I can't sesne when a girl is flirting with me. I have been told that they where and I lost my chance.

[Sterling]

I feel guilty when I masturbate.
I can't masturbate without watching something with sex in it.