9th December 2005, 07:01 PM
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TODYA I PUT JELLY ON THSI HOT GOD
Aug 2003
Location: DA 50 PC BUCKET
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I RULE YOU
Pocochu: geeze man
Pocochu: I JUST BOUGHT WORLD OF WARRAFT Pocochu: It's like World of Warcraft Pocochu: except better Pocochu: you see you customize a raft Pocochu: and battle them Sabreydoo: Do they all like float on something in the middle of a sea with no rations except an old tin of sardines and their ragged clothes? Pocochu: that's the rpg mode Pocochu: the pvp mode rocks Pocochu: plus it was 99 cents Pocochu: but it cost Pocochu: 15 dollarrs a month Pocochu: also CONNECT Pocochu wants to directly connect. Sabreydoo is now directly connected. Pocochu: Thank you Pocochu: Pocochu: 8-) Pocochu: that's close to what the girl i like looks like Pocochu: i found that pic on someone's myspace Pocochu: and she looks almsot just like that preppy chick i told you about Pocochu: she also playS WORLD OF WARRAFY Pocochu: *warraft Sabreydoo: it doesn't actually exist, does it :-( Sabreydoo: the game Pocochu: no Pocochu: :-( Pocochu: but it sounds so awesome Sabreydoo: It really does Pocochu: we and the rest of vgc could make it! Pocochu: like 12 diffrent rafts Pocochu: 10 diffrent classes Pocochu: war raft Sabreydoo: "hermit," "stowaway" Sabreydoo: they're the classes Sabreydoo: well, two of them Pocochu: mexican Sabreydoo: hermit, stowaway, native, tourist, poacher, rich hunter guy, mexican, anthropologist, conservation officer, mage Sabreydoo: because every rpg has a mage Sabreydoo: replace conservation officer with "shipwrecked dude" Pocochu: "Chinesse immigrant Sabreydoo: rich hunter guy can be replaced with chinese immigrant, he's too close to poacher anyway Pocochu: Yeah Pocochu: US Sea atrol Pocochu: *Patrol Sabreydoo: so it's hermit, stowaway, native, tourist, poacher, chinese immigrant, mexican, anthropologist, US sea patrol, mage Pocochu: if you levelled up enough Pocochu: Yes Pocochu: Now for the weapons Pocochu: fried rice Pocochu: FRIED RICE CANNON Pocochu: you see Pocochu: it's blatantly racist Sabreydoo: fried rice cannon is only level 47 and up Pocochu: yeah Sabreydoo: you have to make do with the regular stuff up until then Pocochu: yeah Pocochu: for us sea patrol Pocochu: you get a submarine at level 60 Sabreydoo: antrhopologists get cameras at level 10, notepads at level 14, radios at level 38, and integration schemes at level 57 Pocochu: Yeah Sabreydoo: integration schemes work well against natives Pocochu: That's good Pocochu: the native start out with spears Pocochu: and get a crazy shaman at level 18 Sabreydoo: problem with anthros is that they have to recharge film if they want to use cameras, which is their main weapon Pocochu: yeah Pocochu: but what would make korena kids attracted to ths Pocochu: they are the target audience Sabreydoo: mexicans just play instruments, mostly. maracas level 10 and up, banjos level 20 up, castanets at level 25, somberos at level 30. Sabreydoo: they do get the job steal attack at level 70, though Pocochu: Yeah Sabreydoo: oh, the korean kids will be appeased because there's a mage class. Sabreydoo: that's all they need Pocochu: yeah Pocochu: Just give the mage a lightning attack at level 1 Pocochu: and then a "kill everything" attack at lvl 99 Sabreydoo: and a heal at level 10 Pocochu: yeeah Pocochu: The korean kids Pocochu: "I ZAP BOAT KEKEKEKEKE ^_^" Sabreydoo: hahahahahahaha Pocochu: but you know it's true Pocochu: I mean try playing MapleSEA Pocochu: "I ZAP MUSROOM KEKEKE ^_^" Pocochu: I think they have macros for that on there keyboards Sabreydoo: hahahahaha Sabreydoo: the fact that it's true is what makes it funny :-( Pocochu: Yeah Pocochu: :-( Pocochu: we also should put some sort of elf class in there Pocochu: so you know the overweight antisocials Sabreydoo: oh, right Pocochu: with grease and neck beards Sabreydoo: eleven classes, then Sabreydoo: 10 is too obvious a number anyway Pocochu: Yeah Pocochu: but it has to be good Pocochu: i mewait not the elf class Pocochu: we have to make some class so utterly unbalanced Pocochu: so the greasys complain Pocochu: wait they'll do that anyway Sabreydoo: fisherman! Sabreydoo: we need a fisher class! Pocochu: yeah Pocochu: Make it so good that even the koreans kid who could play the game blindfolded complaisn Sabreydoo: It has loads of hitpoints, and its first weapon is a fishing rod Pocochu: yeah Sabreydoo: which it can use to hook up fish to eat Sabreydoo: hook up fish to throw Sabreydoo: or scratch people's faces off with Pocochu: yeah Sabreydoo: and as it progresses it gets better fishing rods Pocochu: 1 hit from fishing rod- you die Sabreydoo: oh, and they can sell the fish to NPCs, too Sabreydoo: nah, not 1 hit Sabreydoo: 3 hits Sabreydoo: gotta keep it even Pocochu: yeah Pocochu: Not so it looks blatantly bad Pocochu: we got make it look like we still care about the other classes Sabreydoo: just so you get enough "wtf unfair"s! Sabreydoo: yeah :-) Pocochu: but not Sabreydoo: and of course, fish make megabucks Pocochu: yeah Pocochu: they gotta be good, too Pocochu: i mean liek Pocochu: throw a fsh and it has a big area of effect Pocochu: and you can summon jaws, too Pocochu: oh yeah and flipper Sabreydoo: they're level 30 skills Sabreydoo: well, flipper is level 50, for obvious reasons Pocochu: yeah Pocochu: Oh and you can summon the kraken Pocochu: and it can drag down boats Pocochu: I think the US Sesa Patrol needs to be crappy Pocochu: at low levels Pocochu: like until level 65 Sabreydoo: yeah, where they get nukes Pocochu: you get a destroyer boat Sabreydoo: and a president Pocochu: one that makes wars for reasons unknown Pocochu: but he can summon jesus Sabreydoo: hahahaha, i lolled :-( Pocochu: except jesus is like no way Pocochu: then all the koreans can be like Pocochu: "KEKEKEKE" Sabreydoo: though, natives are pretty good against jesus, as they have more summons Pocochu: then the fissher can summon kraken Pocochu: or posidon Sabreydoo: hahahahahahaha Sabreydoo: this game freaking rocks Sabreydoo: i want a go Pocochu: god i want to play it Sabreydoo: oh, right, mages don't use rafts Sabreydoo: they hover Pocochu: yeah Sabreydoo: and elves are always naked Sabreydoo: again, greasy beardy people Pocochu: yeah. Pocochu: TThe elves have to be female, too Sabreydoo: of course. Pocochu: no male elves Pocochu: and the cynical greasy men can hit on the korena kids Sabreydoo: while wearing really, really thick rimmed glasses, and scratching their genitals Sabreydoo: and wearing vests, in a dimly lit room Pocochu: yeah Pocochu: and can forget doritos Pocochu: *can't Sabreydoo: doritos are too classy. cat litter. Sabreydoo: ...used cat litter. Pocochu: cat litter? Pocochu: oh yeah Pocochu: but that maybe a bit uptown, still Sabreydoo: eh, they're not the scum of the earth or anything. just close. Pocochu: yeah Pocochu: we have Pocochu: well we have to make a class for the scum of the earth Pocochu: rednecks Pocochu: floating for pickup truck Pocochu: *ford Pocochu: and "Sweet Home alabama" on loop Pocochu: or anything by kid rock Sabreydoo: so let's recap; there are these greasy bearded men eating used cat litter, scratching their genitals and hitting on eleven year old korean boys, and complaining about how unevenly stacked fishermen are Sabreydoo: baha, and they have shotguns as weapons Sabreydoo: but they're not very good shotguns Pocochu: yeah Pocochu: oh and big bull horns on the front of the truck Pocochu: you can run into opposing rafts Pocochu: if the ford doesn't: Pocochu: A. Run out of fuel Pocochu: or Pocochu: B.Break Down Pocochu: and 11 southern flags painted on the truck Pocochu: and some refrence too hillbilly sex on the bumper sticke Pocochu: r Sabreydoo: ahahahahahaha Sabreydoo: oh, and at level 60 Sabreydoo: it gets "hoedown" Pocochu: oh and the mexicans get a low rider at level 55 Sabreydoo: where it summons farmyard animals and transvestites, and the opposition dances with them Sabreydoo: hahahahaha Pocochu: lol Pocochu: it blasts music that could make a normal person deaf Sabreydoo: the mexicans are pretty lethal, really Pocochu: yeah Sabreydoo: and they say "jajajajajajajajaja" a lot Pocochu: ese Pocochu: and Pocochu: they have aa 15 year old mother of there baby in the back screaming in spainish Pocochu: and the cousin in the wheelchair Pocochu: who plays lots of video games Sabreydoo: but they're good at wowr Sabreydoo: and that's what counts Pocochu: yeah Pocochu: they can use the "hack" skill Pocochu: and turn in the opposition into naked ladies Sabreydoo: doesn't work on elves, though Pocochu: tis why the neckbeards want to be on the team as mexicans Sabreydoo: turns them into naked fat greasy hairy men with big thick glasses, scratching their crotches and eating cat litter Pocochu: lol Pocochu: yeah Pocochu: We need Pocochu: something that will appeal to the casual gamer Sabreydoo: natives Pocochu: yeah Pocochu: what could they use? Sabreydoo: blowdarts! Sabreydoo: poison toads Pocochu: and spears Sabreydoo: no, they lick poisonous toads Sabreydoo: for a temporary attack boost Pocochu: yeah Pocochu: they get a shaman on the boat at level 30 Sabreydoo: to lick the toads for them Sabreydoo: they have some good poison attacks, and rock against anthropologists until the anthros get their integration schemes, but they keep very basic rafts Pocochu: yeah Pocochu: well i got to go Pocochu: laater Sabreydoo: later! Pocochu: post this, too Pocochu: ! Pocochu: Maybwe this could become Pocochu: REALITY Sabreydoo: sounds like a
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9th December 2005, 07:22 PM
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I see you
Oct 2003
Location: Canada
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tl;dr
although I did see something about warraft, which would be better than warcraft, without a doubt.
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9th December 2005, 09:32 PM
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Blowjobs and Wine
Apr 2004
Location: Smiley Junction
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Way too fucking long, probably sucks anyways.
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9th December 2005, 10:07 PM
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grim gram glim glam
Jun 2002
Location: grim expanse of empty water
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I'll rad it whe sober
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10th December 2005, 06:22 AM
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Sep 2003
Location: UK
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I read the whole thing. Got me chuckling.
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10th December 2005, 11:16 AM
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Aug 2003
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