I'm going to get stoned for the first time, FINALLY, with a friend in her garden in a week or two. Loud music, and then a stupid film afterwards she says. Want it to be a good first weed experience, not a bad one because I am sick of alcohol and drunk people. I think weed is the way to go.

So tell me stories and offer advice :3

it's gonna be bad

TBH you probably won't feel it your first time. It took me quite a few times to feel anything, but that very first moment you get high, HOLY SHIT.

My first time actually getting high was with a homemade ghetto bong. (pop bottle, tinfoil), but I felt my eyes just get heavy, and then I felt like I was floating it felt so different. The first high is always awesome.

First time smoking is always gonna be a little uncomfortable/strange/intimidating. the unfamiliarity of the effects might weird you out a bit, too. Go into it with the mindset that you're just trying to have a good time, though, and it'll be enjoyable. Don't act like a ditz because LOL DRUGS SO SILLY, don't convince yourself you're going to die or something, and don't do anything you wouldn't do while sober. Also you're going to need to figure out what your tolerance is like, so moderate your intake.

I was either 14 or 15 the first time I smoked weed. For a while I was in the habit of hanging out with kids from the comprehensive across town, and one evening someone invited me round to theirs to get stoned. Smoked the best part of an L and generally made an ass out of myself. Forced giggling, lying on the floor, saying "WHOA!!!" a lot, all of that business. Definitely wasn't anywhere near mature enough to handle it with any responsibility. It wasn't until the third or fourth smoking session that I figured out that the trick was to just be myself.

short version: chill out, don't be a dick, be careful. Also cannabis really isn't for everyone. If you try it and find you like it, good! If it's just not your thing, then don't try to force yourself to like it.

i don't partake myself, but i've known so many people who do i've been around it in one form or another pretty much since i was like.. 10? i remember being friends with a dealer and his brother then lol.

even dealt it myself technically, but that's a far less interesting story than it sounds

basically, just don't force anything and you'll be fine i guess.

weed sucks. do a real drug, i think meth is in this season.

i did weed at a friends birthday party

it tasted better than cigarettes, and i didn't cough much. i don't remember any weird side effects, but he got all paranoid. he overacts a lot though

heroin. do it

meth is a growing problem here

weed is already widespread, but not really a problem

My first time? Well I toked up with my bro and a good friend; I honestly didn't get high from it. Ever since that day though, getting high isn't a problem.

Anyways when I do get high, my eyes tend to get extremely heavy. It just make me really comfortable, sometimes feel like I'm floating. It's pretty awesome! Also I tend to want to beat off bad when I'm high, so that's always fun. Oh, and stomach aches seem to be a problem when I get high. That's only happened twice so far, so maybe I'm just being a faggy bitch about it.

So basically sit back and relax and don't think about it? Not that it'll really do anything on my first go anyways? Which is kinda lame but ah well.

just kick back with some good friends and some music and have an awesome time. not difficult

dont push yourself jesus christ the amount of people i know who end up fucking sucking a joint like its my 32 inch cock and are all like 'I DONT FEEL ANYTHING!!' aaaah shit

first time i did it was about i was 12, though that was an isolated incident where my next door neighbour showed me his homemade bowl that he'd been hiding in the bushes at our local park. didnt actually get on the ganj until i was around 16

you most likely won't feel it, but if you do, then it will be in your top 5 favorite feelings.

I think the not feeling it the first time thing is mostly bs. Inhale correctly and hold it down for a bit and you'll get pretty damn high. My first time getting high it hit me way too hard. Stole only a tiny bit of my dad's kief. Was not expecting that. Anyway i got super paranoid and it wasn't too enjoyable.

Basically, don't get too high or you probably won't like it. Start out with a 3-4 good hits, then take more if you need to.

I did it wrong the first time. But once I got the hang of it it's pretty nice. Just don't get really drunk, not a good combo. At least for me.

So I guess I'm the square who never has, and never will. >.>

yep probably

You might want to stock up on your cupcakes, Doritos and chocolate milk.

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So I guess I'm the square who never has, and never will. >.>

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