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Old 6th October 2005, 10:25 PM   #1
Wicked Sushi
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Location: Florida
Pokeball Crappy Rap Song [Master Plan A]

My friend and I were bored tonight on AIM, so I just come out and tell him "FREESTYLE. GO!". So my friend writes a funny line and he's like, "I was thinking of creating a song for my friend, but I just don't have the guts to rap it for him." So I decided to do it for him.

So here download the song:

Master Plan A (Dr Dre Grave Turning Version)


Lyrics: (My friend wrote the verses, I wrote the chorus, along with two lines in each verse)
Code:
Keep rattlin' your keys, tryin' to unlock me
Dont hold your breath, I'm like a sneeze, you can't stop me
Throw out your Jew rappers, i'll smok'em like a Nazi 
I'm on top, while you tunk, out as I yell Yahtzee
You think this is a joke, "im not Dave Chappell"
Yea this is a Deagal, like a Cherub from hell 
Drag yo *** in screamin' and cryin'
'Cause yo chance of survival equals to null
And I'm lauging my *** off as I'm taking your soul

Drop your body on floor like the twin towers
You're mind cannot handle these incredible powers
Tick tick tock, and your time ticks away
Insert your credits, *****, are you ready to play?

Drop your body on floor like the twin towers
You're mind cannot handle these incredible powers
Tick tick tock, and your time ticks away
Insert your credits, *****, are you ready to play?

Aint that a *****,
Look at the size of the whole In yo chest that no Surgeon can fix
As your lungs collapse, you'll find it, harder to snitch 
You cringe as I laugh, rollin' your body into a ditch 
This ain't no joke, no smile your not on "Candid Camera"
This is you life, you ain't got infinite stamina 
All I need is on good strike,
To have you coffin wheezin' and screamin'
Meanwhile I'm sharpinin' my knife,
Watchin' it glistenin' and gleamin'
As I pump your girl up to the ceiling
And later that night it's on yo gurl
That's right, I come faster than the express ride
With seamen
Hot sticky and steamin'
A lot like tar
Which reminds me
Take a look around and try to figure where you are 
Alone in the dark
And ****ed
Cas i burried you son 
You think it would be work?
To me thats just havin' fun

Drop your body on floor like the twin towers
You're mind cannot handle these incredible powers
Tick tick tock, and your time ticks away
Insert your credits, *****, are you ready to play?

Drop your body on floor like the twin towers
You're mind cannot handle these incredible powers
Tick tick tock, and your time ticks away
Insert your credits, *****, are you ready to play?

Drop your body on floor like the twin towers
You're mind cannot handle these incredible powers
Tick tick tock, and your time ticks away
Insert your credits, *****, are you ready to play?

My money is green more than it takes to ream your sister in yo wack as dreams..
Yes, it's a joke. Yes, I can't rap. Yes, you can hardly understand what I'm actually saying. The quality sucks. BUT. It's really retarded, making it pretty funny/sad.

The CD also contains a remix ($9.99 Microphone Version), an ownage skit and an electronica song, called SkyTra!n.
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Old 6th October 2005, 10:38 PM   #2
Velvet Nightmare
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Half 50 Cent, half Gwen Stefani.

All crap. Sorry, I have not an ear for rap.

EDIT: Oh, f***.
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Old 6th October 2005, 10:40 PM   #3
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I honestly don't know what to think of this.
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Old 6th October 2005, 10:40 PM   #4
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Haha.
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Old 6th October 2005, 10:47 PM   #5
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OH.

MY.

F*CKING.

G*D.

WHAT THE F*CK WENT WRONG HERE?!
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Old 6th October 2005, 10:50 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by Roinkz
OH.

MY.

F*CKING.

G*D.

WHAT THE F*CK WENT WRONG HERE?!
So much.
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