The Broken Heart




Posted by Dexter

My feelings got damaged recently and I am feeling terribly despondent. I blame Aphrodite. The only thing I have to comfort me are these sulfur dipped feathers. I could use some offerings of hospitality... like a pineapple. :(




Posted by Poison

I'd say masturbation, but you're too fancy for that.

So rim job?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I still love you, Dexy.