The Backwards Thread




Posted by sabre

[quote=Klarth]guys, shut up, we're making him feel bad
Yes, you are. And for that, locked. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

[edit: oh, and no, hyper.]




Posted by Klarth

guys, shut up, we're making him feel bad




Posted by sabre

No, you shouldn't, and you don't know how many PMs I've received because of it. I should really have banned some people by now.

Forget it. I'm just gonna delete all offending posts.




Posted by netman

Who the hell thinks its a good idea to do something like that. I feel ashamed to even be seen in the same board as this. Christ.




Posted by Klarth

SoulCaliburRF: that thread isn't funny
SoulCaliburRF: after the links to goatse and all that
SoulCaliburRF: i started to think "if I was a supermod i'd ban everyone"

I agree with Soul - Things like this are actually pretty funny when they start off, but now it's just offensive. :-/




Posted by Shin-Ra

Yeah Xenos, you should totally post the lemonparty picture you edited in with a harlequin fetus. It's so ridiculous that people would complain about that. VGC is so damn stupid sometimes. Ignore Soul, he doesn't know anything about being funny. It's still great.




Posted by sabre

Times like this I wish I could permaban mods.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I thought it was funny :(




Posted by Poison

You fail!




Posted by Lord of Spam

more like im in ur box, rubbing my harbl, amirite?




Posted by sabre

die in a box, please. :(




Posted by Poison

Wanna have hardcore sex?




Posted by Lord of Spam

is it wrong that I'm aroused now?




Posted by Klarth

I bet Hyper has herpes.




Posted by mis0

Is this supposed to be "backwards" as in, socially inept? I think we have some real winners in you lot!




Posted by sabre

So LoS, would you or would you not agree that Misoxeny is backwards?




Posted by Lord of Spam

We need a new topic. :(




Posted by Klarth

I think this thread is just about exhausted.




Posted by sabre

or maybe some of that SWEET PROG NECTAR, hmm netman? :D




Posted by netman

I liked the one on the left personally... it made me want to shoot sperm everywhere!




Posted by Klarth





Posted by netman

I wonder when jack is going to post those pictures of the kittens he molested?




Posted by sabre

screw camels, we needs some cats action!




Posted by Klarth


Yeah, hi shade :cool:




Posted by sabre

So Jack, what's the most erotic animal, in your opinion?




Posted by Lord of Spam

I cant believe that you're a furry, dude.




Posted by Poison

So I saw this neko...




Posted by Klarth

I don't believe this. I've sifted through pages of this garbage trying to find a half-decent post from anybody (including myself), and I'm lost. All I've seen is a group of immature, obese internet nerds, and possibly a gaggle of otakus, too.




Posted by Shin-Ra

Hey guys, look at this picture I found of a group of immature, obese internet nerds/a gaggle of otakus.





Posted by Lord of Spam

Lol, theres no girls on the internet. its all immature internet nerds.




Posted by Poison

So where are all the cute girls??? I came here for the cute girls :(




Posted by Lord of Spam

Jesus christ that was ugly.




Posted by Klarth





Posted by Lord of Spam

Lol, more like fred durst, amirite?




Posted by Klarth

I feel like Fred Flinstone... In a quarry!




Posted by netman

Hey guys, what cartoon character would you have sex with, and where?




Posted by Lord of Spam

I bet you like hetai, though, so you dont matter.




Posted by Hyper

I think netman should come up with a new, sexy topic.




Posted by sabre

@netman: nah, not too often. It can be fun once in a while, but if you overdo it, maaaan. :/




Posted by netman

Hey I was wondering.. Do you guys ever squirt ketchup and milk all over the floor, throw some grass on it, add some warm caramel sauce, then rip your clothes off and roll around in it while proclaiming "I AM JESUS HEAR ME ROAR" and then stand up and masturbate profusely over the mess you've made??




Posted by Lord of Spam

I think we should talk about how we "take care of ourselves," if you chatch my drift. netty, you go first.




Posted by sabre

[quote=Lord of Spam]conditioner works well I findI dunno, I prefer toothpaste. They're both good for doing that kind of thing with, don't get me wrong, but conditioner doesn't have the same minty zest.

The rest I agree with, though. Especially the monkeys bit.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I dont know what you're talking about Hyper, every time I break into the zoo for a little midnight lovin', the monkies are the most likely to make noise.

conditioner works well I find. Just put a little in a balloon, and throw it in the cage. They are attracted to its scent, and drink it up. Then they pass out for hours. :cool:




Posted by Drewboy64

Dude, those monkeys are so noisy!

By the way, what do you like to use to make them hush up before you **** **** ******* up?




Posted by Hyper

hey drewboy, what's your only complaint of having anal sex with monkeys?




Posted by Drewboy64

Heh, Monkeys help you in Zelda... You know what I do with monkey's? Anal. LOL! LOMZNGONG! plz no ban me!




Posted by sabre

Man, them fugging monkeys are still pooing and dancing provocatively outside my window. I'm in a good mind to tear them apart.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Monkies hold grudges forever.

Especially if you rape them. Sabre, I'm looking at you.




Posted by sabre

Aww christ Hyper, you shouldn't have recommended I do it like that. Usually they're not all too bad for me, but they didn't seem to like your, uh, "additions," and now they've actually followed me home and they're distracting me through the window.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Jesus, thats both gross and unsanitary. You'd have to be rather depraved to even think of doing that to a poor little zoo animal.




Posted by sabre

whoa, awesome idea Hypeman. I'd never thought about using that particular power tool, and the handkerchiefs are a great touch. I think I'll give it a shot later tonight.




Posted by Klarth

h7per: you know what'd be fun
h7per: if you could nail a handkerchief to a wall
h7per: with a NETMAN'S HANDS

*shrug* Seemed appropriate what with Angelwing's orgy idea and all.