k, so, you know how if you drink more often, you don't get drunk as quickly? Well, I managed to get drunk off of one Smirnoff last night, but I was ok in a few hours. I guess I was more tipsy, finding most everything hilarious. Then I'd be sad. Then I fell asleep, but that ***** who was serving us woke me up and told me that if I sleep in here, I'll have to leave. What a *****.
But at least I'm a cheap drunk.
Did you have a cookie afterwards?
-shakes head in disgrace-
:)