[quote=Anonymous of 4chan]Blind Dates'are a popular hit with single people
looking for love. It involves couples being paired up but the singles have no
clue what they look like. However, James Thomas of London was shocked to discover that after being paired up by a special blind date agency that he was paired up with his long lost sister. Thomas described the agency as 'utterly irresponsible, they should have checked our backgrounds before setting us up. I'm glad I've found my long lost sister but I'm afraid that the date we had has scarred me." Thomas also claims that he also had erotic pleasure with Lucy, his sister whom he hadn't seen in over 26 years after his parents divorced and Lucy was sent into care. Thomas claimed that his life was in danger because of the agency and describes the sex, "Unfortunetly,
we did have sexual intercourse during the dates we shared together, if I had known she was my long lost sister, then I wouldn't have done it." Lucy Thomas, 36 from Norwhich had no further comments.
Sucks to be him, but funyn for everyone else.
Wow. I lol'd, but that certainly does blow.
EDIT: That was too easy of a pun.
Hardcore. That'd sure suck. I'm sure God will understand.
dude, talk about a shot to the groin (rimshot)
I'd do it.:cool:
I knew bigamy was cool in Utah, but I thought incest was more of a southern thing? (lol hi bj)
Erotic pleasure. He actually said "erotic pleasure." oll
Your avatar gives me erotic pleasure.
Thats because its boobish.
how do you castrate a southerner??
kick his sister in the jaw! lolololololol
First of all: how did he find out she was his sister?
You got the same boobies as mah ma!
Wow, calling it pleasure almost negates the scarring bit. I'd call it erotic discomfort.
and also, was she hot?
Wait, you're not supposed to have sex with your sister? When the hell did this start?
I bet it was a set up to sue Blind Dates. What people do for money.
Just hope that the sister doesn't say anything to their their/her parents.
Yea, that would suck to say to parents "Hey mod and dad i just had intercourse with my LONG lost brother."
That would just be laughable.
Bad pun there. But funny.
The best part of this story is that they clearly thought the sex was good. Hence they did it several times.
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html
Seems like a hit new trend.
Yup...**** one of your own and get media attention, It's the most perfect plan I've ever heard of. Shame on anyone who questions the perfectness of this perfect plan.
The perfect plan???? If you wanted to get attention just go streaking at a football game dont have sex with your sister that you claim that you didnt relize who she was sick son of a *****.
Clearly a set-up! He told his sister that they would not meet for 26 years, and when they did, it would be having sex via Blind Date to make way for a bull**** lawsuit!
So any word on this being true? I stopped believing anything anonymous said ages ago.
Im sad to say, but this person deserves the feelings and regrets he has. In the article, it specificaly says her name is Lucy Tomas... never do a chick with your last name, unless she's your wife, and this is especially for people who have lost siblings.