"__________ NEEDS"




Posted by netman

Ok so heres a bit of a fun thing. Go to Google and type in your name followed by needs, and do it in quotations so its an exact match. For example I went to google and typed in "Cody Needs" and here are some of the results!

"Cody Needs A Home" - Don't we all?

"Cody needs a home where he is the only child" - its funny cause its true

"cody needs your help" - Uhhh, ok

"Cody needs something in his life to care about" - how EMO

"Cody needs help getting ready because he's very easily distracted" - wait what was i just saying?

""Cody needs a steady environment and needs to be the only animal of the house." - Now thats just mean :(

"What Cody needs now is a man" - :cool:

"Cody needs a break after the treasure hunt" - I don't even know how to comment on this one.

"Cody needs to concentrate his efforts on this suspect




Posted by Hyper

Hyper needs more magnesium
Hyper needs to advertise with BmxDude.com
Hyper needs more small random letters in the letters section, i love those.
Hyper needs to get laid. <- OMG
Hyper needs a little shock tuning to get it hooked up




Posted by Kodachi

Too many of mine involved sex and/or menstruation. :(




Posted by netman

"Kodachi needs to be ran over by a car?"

No wonder you didnt feel good doing it :(




Posted by coromoro

CoRo needs to hit up the D-Town. :cool:
CORO Needs RS. :dunno:
coro needs an ink that will bond well. :dunno:
coro needs a companion. :(
Coro needs room to maneuver. :cool:
coro needs a place like that. :o
Coro needs to be "wrapped" over the EPP foam. :p:
Coro needs an expert choir of 40 soloists and an Orchestra of The same size. :cool:




Posted by Shin-Ra

"Garrett needs help to find Cobra!" - GO JOE
"Garrett needs to go upstairs and rest after taking his medicine." - Don't want to fall down, I guess.
"Garrett needs to break into a hospital and break out a friend, who knows some thiefs-pawns who could replace Cutty" - What the hell
"Garrett needs to stay low for a while and to do that he needs some cash" - I am short on funds at the moment.
"“Missy, Garrett needs help. He can’t deal with money and he’s needed help for a
long time. You can’t believe how many women have been in here crying over" - Ok, so I'm really bad with money.
" Has anyone evaluated him for delays in areas other than speech? I don't know how they sleep at night either. You fight them and get what Garrett needs. Lisa." That's right, I do need some Lisa.




Posted by sniper

The sniper needs to be dead.

sniper, needs some Asian ***

Sniper needs a life

sniper needs to be a student of his art

sniper needs a gift for stillness

sniper needs a super-long barrel




Posted by Skitzo Control

[SIZE=-1]"PHIL NEEDS JESUS," Hmm? It gets better: "[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]HE NEEDS THE TOUCH OF THE MASTERS HAND!!" sounds a little kinky...

"[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]skitzo.....needs at least a partial lobotomy," possibly.
[/SIZE]




Posted by Cronoan

"Heather needs men... NOW!!" - Hahaha, as if. :P
"Heather needs two therapists." - It's possible. :chainsaw:
"Heather needs to reserve a date later in the year when the weather is nicer." :cool:
"Heather needs a childhood by Bill O'Reilly." :rolleyes:
"Heather needs to start wearing a brassiere." - What in the H*** is a brassiere?:eek:

This was fun. :D




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Shin-Ra:
" Has anyone evaluated him for delays in areas other than speech? I don't know how they sleep at night either. You fight them and get what Garrett needs. Lisa." That's right, I do need some Lisa.


:cool:

As for mine:

"Lisa Needs Braces" - ...:(

"Lisa Needs Help!" - It's true.

"Lisa Needs Bearcat Love" - Who doesn't?

"Lisa Needs U" - Probably not.

None for Angelwang. None for Angelwing, either. :(



Posted by Ex-Linkman

"Chris Needs Gardens" - I hate flowers. >=O

"Chris needs your sex talk" - oic

"Chris Needs Hospital Appeal" - I'm not sick. :(

"Chris Needs Show on weekday nights" - What kind of show? :-*

"Chris needs to check that everything is going well" - ...

"Chris needs a makeover" - :(

"Chris needs to check the terms under which the policy will pay out" - say what now?




Posted by Lord of Spam

Matt needs to let off steam
Matt needs to relax and not worry so much

Those are both true. I've been close to losing it for the last few weeks.

Matt Needs Money

Well duh.

Matt needs a good *** whoopin

BRING IT ON PUNK.

Matt needs a job!

Badly, yes.




Posted by Random

Mine:

"Derek needs Lubricant for the ladies."
"Derek needs a better paying Job."
"Derek needs alcohol."
"Derek needs an Xbox360 that he won't put on ebay to resell and make more cash."
"Derek needs to mock Noobs."
"Derek needs to kill those who opose him."
"Derek needs a haircut."
"Derek needs a new pair of shoes."




Posted by Stalolin

kk.

for my real name.

"Mike needs your help."

"Mike needs Bio"

"Mike needs a date" yeah I do.

"Mike needs climbers"

"Mike needs[SIZE=-1] is both public editor for the Akron (Ohio) Beacon Journal"

"Mike needs [/SIZE][SIZE=-1] some time in... THE SEAT OF DISCIPLINE." omg no

Stalolin version

"Did you mean Stallion needs?"

Stallion Needs version

"[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]My handsome stallion needs to be gentled, not broken." He gently laved the smaller man's high nipples as Sam[/SIZE][SIZE=-1] ... His cock was so close to his mouth, Duke had to ask ..." [/SIZE]




Posted by Bj Blaskowitz

Jeremy needs a family he can count on-that give me money
Jeremy needs your help!- oh noes!
Jeremy needs me to whipe off his eye some gelatinous thingy.-how'd THAT get there
Jeremy needs a family that can give him a lot of individual attention-it's true, and money
Jeremy needs to destroy heavy-hitting kickers with ease- hell yeah I do!
Jeremy needs a one or two parent home willing to provide a structured home life- what's up with all this family crap?
Jeremy needs to answers to questions he usually visits his local library-unless it involves a family, because apparently I'm just screwed.
(three more about family, wtf?)-wtf!?




Posted by sabre

Mine:

Did you mean: "sabre dog needs"

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - "sabredog needs" - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.

i sure do :cool:




Posted by Klarth

"Jack needs a girlfriend (don't tell my wife)"
"Jack needs a girlfriend."
"Every Jack Needs His Jill"
"Jack needs prayers."
"$10-$20 Jack needs $3200"
"jack needs no drilling for pegs"
"Jack Needs Two Forks???"

...




Posted by Richaod

Richard needs to finish grade school
Richard Needs Latest Publications - actually means "The Latest Publications by Richard Needs"
Autism means that Richard needs to have life ordered and predictable - BJARNI
richard needs forgiveness
Richard needs Elizabeth right now. Richard needs the human contact, the commitment and the security Elizabeth has to offer more than during most cycles - is Elizabeth a bicycle? :-/
In turn, Richard needs to avoid making mountains out of molehills or letting ...
Richard needs to accept the fact that Elizabeth is not as disciplined and ...
Papo King Richard needs his red horse
Admissions to the MA degree program in Internet Marketing at the University of Oregon will foster the skills Richard needs to fully realize his aspiration ...
Richard needs a new partner in crime. Rodrigo needs some quick cash to get ...
But in order to pull off the heist, Richard needs to enlist the help of his ...

...okay. Weird.




Posted by Drewboy64

" * andrew needs all the prayers he can get
* andrew needs a belt
* andrew needs sleep, badly (true)
* andrew needs to participate in social skills training (also, probably true)
* andrew needs to let go
* andrew needs your help
* andrew needs to apply wood preservative to one side of his garden fence
* andrew needs strong parents who will remain steadfastly committed to him
* andrew needs to increase his English vocabulary through direct instruction and independent reading
* andrew needs to dig deep and make the right decision
* andrew needs an adoptive family who can reflect his ethnic background"
weird. Although i really DO need sleep! i got three hours last night! And I guess I need wood pereservative. Heh, wood.




Posted by Captain Cleanoff

[SIZE=-1]Brandon Needs a Big Brother
[/SIZE][URL="http://www.tampatrib.com/News/MGBWHFLMLFE.html"]Brandon Needs Performing Arts Center[/URL]
[SIZE=-1]brandon needs more monkeys
[/SIZE][SIZE=-1] Brandon needs a home where his abilities and interests can be nurtured and supported
[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Brandon needs a stable, secure, loving home
[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Brandon needs to learn
[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Brandon Needs a car!
[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Brandon needs quite a bit of help
[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Brandon needs its own methadone clinic[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Brandon needs someone else

Yes, I do need a car, a big brother, and more monkeys.
[/SIZE]




Posted by Lethal Shadow

Dan Needs Bush Hogging - Acreage & Commercial Mowing - Boy do I ever!
Dan Needs You - Sure do
Dan needs a new Car - Yes please
Dan needs the love too, y'all - Emo hick?
Dan needs help with the MAWMUG! - Whats MAWMUG?
Dan needs to overcome - ...?
Dan Needs Our Assistance - Nah, im good
Dan needs clear limits and consistency along with positive reinforcement - The hell yes




Posted by sabre

Rob needs to ask “What permits are required for this site to operate?”

Rob needs to first go public. Pornography fosters a lifestyle of secrets and
deception.

Rob needs help badly! If someone could get all the tracks from the Go! Team's album...

What happens if a mezzanine ROB needs replacement?

And Rob needs to shut it about the "blind leading the blind" comment.

PS:
what rob NEEDS to shut up about is "it's tough organizing Indian labor." ass.

Well, anyway, long story short, Rob needs a kidney, and I'm giving him one of mine. We swap, a kidney for an audition!

...Rob needs to be ramped up a little on volume.

(like I said, Rob needs his treats)

Kylie Minogue. February 22nd, 2003, 09:55 AM. Although I think Rob needs to find his own identity, and I need some sushi.

I just picked out some of the neater ones there.

[quote=Angelwing]Lisa Needs Bracesdental plan!




Posted by Fate

This is a posting game.




Posted by VirtualRealityZone

KillerJordo needs to get a life
KillerJordo needs to shut the f*ck up
KillerJordo needs to get a girlfriend because all the action he ever gets is with his hand :D
KillerJordo needs to grow a penis
KillerJordo needs to not be a homosexual
KillerJordo needs to stop acting like he wants negative reputation! haha ( we all know that you just can't stop people from constantly giving you negative rep. ;) )
KillerJordo needz tu revsies his psotz yo! :D haha
KillerJordo needs to....leave


...:D




Posted by Iris

"Iris needs plenty of water throughout the season to continue to looks its best."
"IRIS Needs Assessment"
"iris needs to be a fancy flower."
"Iris needs nitrogen"
"Iris needs a specific color adjustment."
"Iris needs a home."
"Iris needs to let this be the end of Jane and move on with new characters with a new refreshing plot line."
"iris needs sun to bloom"
"Bearded Iris needs no supporting visuals to
make a statement."




Posted by ExoXile

"Jocke needs to tone back his voice a bit."


WTF!?

That's all i could find :(




Posted by netman


Quoting Fate: This is a posting game.



"Whats the most you've ever drank at once"

Should be in Polls.

"VGC Band"

Posting Game

"VGCity"

Polls/Posting Game

"Pure Awesomeness"

Off Topic

"Hungry"

Polls

"Xmas Wish List"

Polls

"Anyone Speak German Well?"

Off Topic

And the list goes on.

Stop being so ignorant and petty when it comes to me.



Posted by Xenos

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...


And also with quotes

Your search - "khuyen needs" - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.

:cool2:




Posted by Fate


Quoting netman: "Whats the most you've ever drank at once"

Should be in Polls.

Fair enough, but in my defense that thread is new. :(

[quote]"VGC Band"

Posting Game

"VGCity"

Polls/Posting Game

Directly related to the community.

[quote]"Pure Awesomeness"

Off Topic

Checked out that one, too, just like before. LoS was talking about stuff in his dorm and thought he'd let people know. Belongs in the CB, right where it is.

[quote]"Hungry"

Polls

"Xmas Wish List"

Polls

"Anyone Speak German Well?"

Off Topic

And the list goes on.

Stop being so ignorant and petty when it comes to me.


Hey, you're a moderator, too. :(

I just checked out the German thread. Turns out Klarth needed help or something. He wasn't asking a question. :cool:



Posted by Ant

I think this applies

Fate Needs A Swift Kick in the @ss.




Posted by Hyper

Fate, just leave it :( It's obvious Cody doesn't want me to have any power over this thread :cool2:




Posted by netman


Quoting Fate: Fair enough, but in my defense that thread is new. :(



Directly related to the community.

Yes but how come then when I take a look at the posting games board and see posts related to the community such as "What do you think of the person above you?" The situation isn't reversed? Aren't "What do you think of the person above you?" and "Post a VGC Band with members of VGC!" rather similar?



[quote]Checked out that one, too, just like before. LoS was talking about stuff in his dorm and thought he'd let people know. Belongs in the CB, right where it is.

So if I talk about how awesome my apartment is, even though it doesnt involve any members of VGC in any way, it goes in the Community Board, and not the cleverly named Off Topic, which is what my post would be as it is an off topic post?


[quote]Hey, you're a moderator, too. :(

I'm of the opinion we have too many off topic boards and things can get confusing as to where to post. The Off topic board is a joke because of this now.

[quote]Edit: I just checked out the German thread. Turns out Klarth needed help or something. He wasn't asking a question. :cool:


k :(



Posted by Fate

I still think Polls and OT should be together. Half the time I can't differentiate between the two. :/

Also, I'm only the mod of a few places. I can't move threads from places I don't mod. :(




Posted by Jesse Smith

Jesse Needs Your Help!
Jesse needs to release a true autobiography. His fans would love it.
Jesse needs to eat more fruits, veggies, milk products & meat and of course grains.
Jesse Needs New Loving Parents.
Jesse needs a hug. - BLARG!!!!!
Jesse needs help. - :D:D:D:D
Jesse needs a family who will give him regular individual attention - Bah!! That's da LAST thing I want!!
Jesse needs to get a life. :D:D:D
Jesse needs round-the-clock care. - Blarg!!!!
Jesse needs each of us to contribute a minimum of $20.00 by check. - I'll accept PayPal!!
Jesse NEEDS to shave that beard. - er where is chica aburrida!!!
Jesse needs a forever home that will provide him stability and unconditional love. - Blarg!!!!
Jesse needs your help.
Jesse needs to go back where he came from. - :(
Jesse needs money. - I'll accept PayPal!!! :D
Jesse needs to go to hell. Jesse's a ****ing *** ***** **** ****** and needs to go to ****ing hell. I hate Jesse. Jesse and Jesse's fans should go **** ugly ... - GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! About some Jesse Macartney.
Jesse needs to be exposed.
Jesse needs a friend more. - er.....no!!!!!
Jesse needs to learn in April not... - er, u talking to me!! :D
Jesse needs surgery. - Bah! I had that in June!!
Jesse needs to take a dump. - Blarg!!! I'll go when I need to...
Jesse Needs a lot of money. - I'll accept PayPal!!!
Jesse's needs and his funeral were provided for. - Over my dead body!!!! :D
Jesse needs to get himself a LIFE. - er I have no life and don't need one!!!
Jesse needs to go away. - :(
Jesse needs to lose his virginity by nights end. - CRUD!!!!!!!!




Posted by Ant

Those were all great Jesse...all so fitting.




Posted by Azusa

"Jessica needs a bit of time off by herself to process things."
"Jessica needs an extra minute to finish her chicken"
"Jessica needs to get a kidney fast so she can live her life like she used to."
"Jessica needs to rethink her position on doing adult films."
"Jessica needs an adoptive family that is very structured "
"Jessica needs to move on and get over him."
"Jessica needs a spanking"
"Jessica needs a lot of mental stimulation and enjoys change and movement"




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Azusa: "Jessica needs to move on and get over him."



Mission accomplished, apparently.



Posted by mis0

All I get is VGChat pages, and weird foreign sites. I guess I don't need anything. :(




Posted by Skitzo Control

[quote=Azusa]"Jessica needs to rethink her position on doing adult films."
"Jessica needs a spanking"
"Jessica needs a lot of mental stimulation and enjoys change and movement"Hmm... I think I see a pattern, here.




Posted by Shade

David needs most is support from a stable and harmonious family. - D*amn right.

David needs a wash. - Nuh uh :(

David needs Tony's love. - I'll take a rain check, thx.

David needs to become more tolerant, especially of emotions. - What am I, a woman? =P

David needs to roar with pride. - ROOOOOAR!

David needs to learn to shave straight. - I remember that one time when I was pretending to shave a couple years ago, I ended up with a large cut on my chin. So yeah...this is true.

David needs a computer program that will let him hear what he has written. - Um...wtf




Posted by Lord of Spam

Matt needs someone to bend him over and give him 20 paddles in his shorts.-Kinky.

matt needs to be consoled by man in hood!!!-WHAT THE HELL?!

Matt needs to let off steam- RUM

matt needs to be able to kill things- Uh.... wtf?




Posted by Wicked Sushi

David needs to go to play more videogames.
David needs to improve his conversational skills.
David needs to get his grades up.
David needs to study for the exams.
David needs to go to sleep.




Posted by Ant

I like how this thread was quietly moved back to this section.




Posted by Poison

Poison badly needs to find tissue before he reaches climax.




Posted by Klarth

The idea is that you're meant to find them on google and not try to index your own. Silly.




Posted by GameMiestro

[quote]This one came from my windy city pal [URL="http://www.spacesuitcase.com/"][COLOR=#6699cc]SpaceCase[/COLOR][/URL]. It is a fun little Google trick. You enter your name and the word needs into Google and write down the top 10 responses. It must be in quotes as follows "Mike needs" (replacing your name for Mike, of course). I tried my full name but I only really got two matches so I went with the first name.

That seriously was one of my results.

Edit: Wow... looking at the comments on the site shows that theres another Mike who did exactly the same thing I did.




Posted by Klarth

Jack needs to realize that he needs more in his life than business.
Jack needs to be alive
Jack needs to let go.
Jack is a stud
Jack is a Nerd in disguise




Posted by Nightscare

Zack needs help - mental help

zack needs to be writing and directing movies by now - sry im late

zack needs to raise the water level - WTF?

zack needs a playroom - how about a jerk-off room too




Posted by Nightscare

bump




Posted by Lord of Spam

Shut up and gtfo, fatty.




Posted by Klarth

NIGHTSCARE NEEDS: TESTICLES.