America takes world gaming crown




Posted by Boner

[URL="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4456288.stm"]Check it![/URL]




Posted by KoH

[quote=from the link][SIZE=2]Britain could only manage joint 18th position

lmao

w00t anyway.
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Posted by Lord of Spam

Gee, who would have guessed that Korea would do well in RTS? Certainly not me.




Posted by Ant

South Koreans are EXTREMELY hardcore gamers. You can tell because I capitlized "extremely".




Posted by The Judge

Every country sucks but _____.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Ant: South Koreans are EXTREMELY hardcore gamers. You can tell because I capitlized "extremely".


I think you mean X-TREMLY. Its like extreme squared.



Posted by Ant

TO THE MAX! GO EMERIKA!




Posted by Lord of Spam

I'm like 90% sure that Emerica is an actual company.




Posted by Ant

The way you spelled it yeah. But not mine.

They are a skateboarding company, by the way.




Posted by cool gamer dad

South Koreans are my Starcraft heroes.




Posted by Mystic Hero

I'm not surprised South Korea got second. It msut have been close between them and America. They are real good gamers, but int he end America took home the crown so it's all good.:cool:




Posted by The Judge

As are cats. Your argument is debunked.




Posted by Lord of Spam

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/korea.jpg[/IMG]

I had to. :(




Posted by MetalVox~55

Yay, we're more nerdy than asians now!




Posted by KoH

Guys, it's simple logic. Korea wins the CS and stuff because they're using video games to train their child soldiers. Easy.

[quote=Lord of Spam][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/korea.jpg[/IMG]

I had to. :(

Ewwwww... God.. .seriously... I'm gonna be wondering exactly what happens after that pic all night long.




Posted by Skitzo Control

[SIZE=2]USA won gold in CS. Korea didn't even get top 3. USA usually gets gold in almost every shooter: CS, Halo, Unreal, etc. Ogres' run in Halo 2 was sick. They dominated basically every game, and the only game that was close was 34 to 44, thanks to running out of time on Ivory Tower.

I can't believe Grubby made top 3 in WarCraft III again. A lot of pros say he just got lucky last year.
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Posted by Lord of Spam

Of course he made it, no pro gamer ever gets lucky, ifyaknowwhatimean.




Posted by Skitzo Control

Yes, but most pros don't respect Grubby. They don't think he's as good as he is.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Be that as it may, my joke about video game nerds never having sex still stands.




Posted by Skitzo Control

Yeah, I caught that, but I just figured I'd ignore it because it was such a bad joke. Ogres have Halo groupies.




Posted by cool gamer dad

[quote=Skitzo Control]Yeah, I caught that, but I just figured I'd ignore it because it was such a bad joke. Ogres have Halo groupies.
Shockwave is a TOTAL chick-magnet.




Posted by Speedfreak

America wins shooting and war games.

Who's surprised?





Anyone?




Posted by Bj Blaskowitz

it's becuase we kick ***




Posted by Ant


Quoting Bj Blaskowitz: it's becuase we kick ***


don't forget brutish and blood-thristy lol



Posted by Skitzo Control

[quote=Stinger]Shockwave is a TOTAL chick-magnet.
Who knew sweaty pits were such a turn-on? If I sweat when I played Halo, I'd get the girls, too.
[quote=Speedfreak]America wins shooting and war games.

Who's surprised?The won CS and Halo 2, that's it. What about StarCraft? WarCraft? Americans didn't fair too well there.




Posted by cool gamer dad

[quote=Skitzo Control]The won CS and Halo 2, that's it. What about StarCraft? WarCraft? Americans didn't fair too well there.
Man, I should be there representing the US for Starcraft. :cool:

But dude, you should go for WCIII. I know I'm no god at it, but you're pretty good from what I've seen. Get me some replays of your not-DotA games.




Posted by Skitzo Control

How about you shut the hell up and play some XBC with me right now?:mad:

I'm actually not good at WarCraft III at all. You're just even worse.:)

On a more serious note, I've been watching replays and I just need to get the micro and speed down. I'm not as fast as the pros.




Posted by cool gamer dad

[quote=Skitzo Control]On a more serious note, I've been watching replays and I just need to get the micro and speed down. I'm not as fast as the pros.
Where do you get your replays?

I've got the Zerg micro down, but my economy game sucks. It's hard to control the workers to units ratio early game. :( As far as WCIII goes... GO PRIESTESS.

But dude, if you stop playing Halo and get super asian fast with the mouse, you should start attending tornaments!




Posted by Speedfreak

[quote=Skitzo Control]Who knew sweaty pits were such a turn-on? If I sweat when I played Halo, I'd get the girls, too.
The won CS and Halo 2, that's it. What about StarCraft? WarCraft? Americans didn't fair too well there.

O rly?

I thought America took everything.




Posted by cool gamer dad

The US taking first in Starcraft would be the day.




Posted by Skitzo Control

[quote=Stinger]Where do you get your replays?

As far as WCIII goes... GO PRIESTESS.

But dude, if you stop playing Halo and get super asian fast with the mouse, you should start attending tornaments!I get my replays from [url]www.worldcybergames.com[/url].

As for that WCIII comment... Go Demon Hunter.

Halo 2 is only half as fun as WCIII, but nobody plays WCIII with me.:(

What happened, Speedy, is America won more high spots than any other team, and got the most prize money. But getting top in StarCraft or WarCraft or even Fifa? Won't happen. It'd be like the British winning... anything.




Posted by Drewboy64

Holy hell, we beat Korea!




Posted by Zabuza

[COLOR=navy]We've dominated the gaming world with the X-Box 360, but wait until Japan releases the PS3 and Nintendo Wii. I actually saw and heard people who wanted thoose two really badly.[/COLOR]




Posted by Speedfreak

...what?




Posted by Speedfreak

[quote=Skitzo Control]I get my replays from [URL="http://www.worldcybergames.com"]www.worldcybergames.com[/URL].

As for that WCIII comment... Go Demon Hunter.

Halo 2 is only half as fun as WCIII, but nobody plays WCIII with me.:(

What happened, Speedy, is America won more high spots than any other team, and got the most prize money. But getting top in StarCraft or WarCraft or even Fifa? Won't happen. It'd be like the British winning... anything.

Or Cricket! Which happened once!

Okay, we're crap at sports. Well, apart from Rugby. And making them.




Posted by Lord of Spam

[quote]Ogres have Halo groupies.

Yeah, but all girl gamers are either ugly or *****es.




Posted by KoH

Or fat. You forgot to mention fat. Not that I'm so shallow or anything... just... you know... you forgot. :)




Posted by Speedfreak

...or my girlfriend :cool:




Posted by Skitzo Control

Oh, you mean [URL="http://www.vgchat.com/showpost.php?p=147282&postcount=482"]your girlfriend[/URL]?
[URL="http://myspace-441.vo.llnwd.net/00229/14/43/229113441_l.jpg"]Yeah,[/URL] [url=http://myspace-987.vo.llnwd.net/00253/78/95/253205987_l.jpg]all[/url] [URL="http://myspace-399.vo.llnwd.net/00104/99/31/104341399_l.jpg"]Halo[/URL] [URL="http://myspace-728.vo.llnwd.net/00332/82/73/332663728_l.jpg"]girls[/URL] [URL="http://myspace-456.vo.llnwd.net/00238/65/42/238342456_l.jpg"]are[/URL] [URL="http://c.myspace.com/00066/17/69/66479671_l.jpg"]ugly.[/URL]




Posted by Fate

To defend my individuality, Halo is a very popular game so it's not that great to actually find a nice-looking female that plays it. :)




Posted by KoH

HALO 2 SUCKS. GET OVER IT. HAH, just kiddin', "y'all." But not really, the single player does blow immensely.

Oh, and uh, just to try and settle this... the people actually using the account who post pictures of hot women are usually dudes just trying to f*ck with you. It's the ones that post pictures of everything else BESIDES "themselves" that are the attractive ones. See? It's a psychological thing.

This is, by the way, a mere theory of the KoH's.




Posted by Skitzo Control

And a bad one, at that.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Zabuza: [COLOR=navy]I actually saw and heard people who wanted thoose two really badly.[/COLOR]


Imagine that.

I remember my older brother talking about his Halo 2 bouts on X-Box Live. He said that when he'd stay up to play, he'd always end up playing against really good English people. He, of course, had to tell the story of when he snuck up on one, and the guy said "Oh, you're a sneaky snake, aren't you?"




Posted by KoH

[quote=Skitzo Control]And a bad one, at that.

Just 'cause you now have to break up with your halo 2 girlfriend...




Posted by Speedfreak

[quote=Skitzo Control]Oh, you mean [URL="http://www.vgchat.com/showpost.php?p=147282&postcount=482"]your girlfriend[/URL]?
[URL="http://myspace-441.vo.llnwd.net/00229/14/43/229113441_l.jpg"]Yeah,[/URL] [URL="http://myspace-987.vo.llnwd.net/00253/78/95/253205987_l.jpg"]all[/URL] [URL="http://myspace-399.vo.llnwd.net/00104/99/31/104341399_l.jpg"]Halo[/URL] [URL="http://myspace-728.vo.llnwd.net/00332/82/73/332663728_l.jpg"]girls[/URL] [URL="http://myspace-456.vo.llnwd.net/00238/65/42/238342456_l.jpg"]are[/URL] [URL="http://c.myspace.com/00066/17/69/66479671_l.jpg"]ugly.[/URL]

You cut out like 7/8 of the conversation you git :(

You know, all the bits that made you look dumb?:(

EDIT: and I'm not into camwhores.




Posted by s0ul

Temonater's the only good British Halo 2 player! And also, Foxy's way hot. Like, big time. Like Army Chick hot.




Posted by FullMetal

[COLOR=darkred]Really? I'll have to add them to my friend list with all the others.[/COLOR]




Posted by Skitzo Control

[quote=Lord of Spam]Yeah, but all girl gamers are either ugly or *****es.
[quote=KoH]Or fat. You forgot to mention fat. Not that I'm so shallow or anything... just... you know... you forgot. :)
[quote=Speedfreak]...or my girlfriend :cool: [quote=Speedfreak] You cut out like 7/8 of the conversation you git :(

You know, all the bits that made you look dumb?:( You mean there were bits that made me look dumb, and there were more than three posts that mentioned gaming girls being ugly? You stupid ****ing Brit...
[quote=s0ul]Temonater's the only good British Halo 2 player! And also, Foxy's way hot. Like, big time. Like Army Chick hot.I agree, except Temonater wasn't that good.




Posted by Speedfreak

[quote=Skitzo Control]You mean there were bits that made me look dumb, and there were more than three posts that mentioned gaming girls being ugly? You stupid ****ing Brit...

Hire a prostitute, looks like you need one.




Posted by Skitzo Control

[quote=Speedfreak]Hire a prostitute, looks like you need one.
Hire a plastic surgeon, looks like your girlfriend needs one.




Posted by Speedfreak

[quote=Skitzo Control]Hire a plastic surgeon, looks like your girlfriend needs one.

You don't even know what she looks like :p