VGCity




Posted by Xenos

Say that VGChat was a VGCity. Where would you live? What type of house would you have? Who lives around you? What do you do at your home and who will visit you?

FIRST OFF.

This city is by the ocean surrounded by forest. It can be anything you want it to be, well, sorta, but by default, it's a port city with forest around it.

For me, I would live in a middle of nowhere in the outskirts of town in the middle of a forest.

My house is built in a modern style. It's somewhat big. Inside of it, it is colorful and all of the architecture is modern with two floors. I don't do much at home other than stay on the computer and read some stuff. I am aloof and I do not take part with all the events at the city.

I don




Posted by MetalVox~55

In the temple, of course.




Posted by Ant

I live in a house. It's exactly the house I live in now. Also, my "VGC City" is called "Simi Valley".

My friend "the judge" whom I like to call "Derick" lives about 3 streets down, and "darksong X" a bit further down...let's call him "joe".

Everyone else lives somewhere else. I "chat" with them on the "internet".




Posted by The Judge

I live on the top floor of a hotel where I can look down on the busy people below. My friends are "Ant" and "Darksong X." I see them frequently. I exit my house by diving out the window and praying to God Almighty that a matress truck drivees beneath me when I land. So far I've gotten lucky.




Posted by Sable Wind

I'd live near you, Xenos. Same type of house dealie.

And I'd have sex with you every night.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: In the temple, of course.


Yuup.



Posted by Lord of Spam

I'd live in a house on the beach. It would be Frank Wright style, with polished steel and leather everywhere. It would basically look like some sort of house that gets featured in Wired for being super modern.

On the weekends, I'd either go boating or ATV-ing in the woods. Assuming I can pry myself from the computer.

I'd get a fair number of visitors, I assume, since I'd have an arcade in the house, and would leave it open for parties. :cool:




Posted by VirtualRealityZone

I'd live in a tree. :D




Posted by Klarth

My house would be several floors in height, and would feature a tasteful wooden interior with a lot of curves and large concave windows. It'd be set in a bed of sand, somewhere out of the way (say, on some grassy knoll nowhere in particular). I'd have some kind of rooftop patio and an "entertainment suite" with an LCD tv and the most killer soundsystem you've ever seen (heard?). Oh, and I'd have a 100 megabit connection, a nerdy luxury I've been denied for so long.




Posted by The Judge

I'd also own a fair share of land, specifically a large mansion and a clock tower.

...And a lab beneath both.

As for activities, when I'm not with my friends, I'm the head of an evil company that makes zombies and other abominations of God. It's called Parasol inc.

...And I'm also a professional assassin with 7 different personalities of the people I've killed.




Posted by Pit


Quoting Vampiro: Yuup.



Thirded.



Posted by NegativeTrend

Underground dwarven city with Jim.




Posted by Mystic Hero

I'd live in the same house I live in now, it's jsut the right size of hosue for my taste. I twould be located deep within the forest where the only bit of light you get is from up above. There would be no roads connected to my hosue so I would have to travel by air, maybe a helicopter or something.




Posted by Linko_16

My house wouldn't be too big, just kind of cozy, not too far from the city but not too close to its hustle and bustle. I'd be in a comfortable spot that leaves me near the sea and the woods so I could visit both just to mellow out a bit. Guests are always welcome, and I myself would bike ride to the homes of Heather, Dan, Derick, Ant, and many others.




Posted by GameMiestro

I'd live in a tower in the center of the volcano. And yes, there is a volcano, otherwise, what are you going to throw spammers in?

I wouldn't be with anyone, in fact, nobody would want to be with me anyways. Who would want to live on top of a volcano? Crazy Greek philosophers, that's who.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Aslo, there would be no right angles in my house. Anywhere.




Posted by Kodachi

Probably some sort of cave.
A nice cave.




Posted by GameMiestro

[quote=Lord of Spam]Aslo, there would be no right angles in my house. Anywhere.

ben lee




Posted by Klarth

I feel like making a map of this fabled city in Photoshop or something. Anyone else up for helping me?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'd do it. As long as all I have to do is use the square tool, and mybe the paint brush.




Posted by The Judge

I'll help when I get home. I'll give you the location of the land I own in relation to the overall size of the city.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

In other words, just make 3/4 of the town Derick's house. And put it somewhere near the center.




Posted by Klarth

Alright, later tonight / early tomorrow I'll put up a map of the terrain the city'll be on - Just something simple, it'll probably be in black and white - I'll just knock together an mspainted concept of the land and redo it in vibrant colour in Photoshop. It'll be divided into a 22 x 22 grid, and what you do is tell me where on the grid you want your house to be.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Vampiro: In other words, just make 3/4 of the town Derick's house. And put it somewhere near the center.

No, just make the clocktower, mansion, tallest apartment (30 floors), and the entirety of the underground level of the city mine. :)



Posted by Xenos

Anyone know of a pixel house maker?




Posted by KoH

Dude, this is a good topic. Wait, Xenos, you live in Oakland? lol, just noticed that... I live in Concord, anywhooo...

I'd live in an apartment in the busiest section of the city. The apartment'd be medium to small size though 'cause I prefer it that way. :) And I'd visit everyone!




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro: I'd do it. As long as all I have to do is use the square tool, and mybe the paint brush.


Ahem:mad:



Posted by Zeta

I'd live in the underwater base a mile off the coast.




Posted by Poco

a giant boner building




Posted by sabre

I had the same idea, but was too lazy. Way to go Klarth for not being lazy. :D Ensure to keep loads of space available for expansion as people add to it.

I'm going to do my own one later. Great topic.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I WANT BEACH FRONT PROPERTY.

I called it, its mine. Not the whole stretch, but a good piece away from the actualy port itself, on a nice little sandy stretch.




Posted by Xenos

Hey, I was the creator, I WANT BEACHFRONT PROPERTY WITH THE SIGN: "THOU SHALL NOT STEP ON MY LAWN."

Well, maybe not the sign, but yar.




Posted by The Judge

I'm also the owner of that apartment.

I'm just going to continue to elaborate on the Hotel, Lab, Clocktower, and Mansion.

The mansion is in the forest, the clocktower is close to the center of the town, the Hotel is near the East entrance to the town, and the lab is connected at the basements of each one and extends towards eachother with 3 bases in the "basement" level of each structure. And I'll think of a better name than Parasol Inc.




Posted by Xenos

Park, mall, and cafes with a revenue for the beach front? I can draw this all out by hand. 8-)




Posted by Lord of Spam

I dont want the whole beach, jsut a comfortable peice about 15 minutes away from any big developments/industry/commercial districts.




Posted by Xenos

[IMG]http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/Xuphansa/House.jpg[/IMG]


Here is part of my house that I am starting on. :cool:

...
I need a life.




Posted by Axis

Only 400 hundred square feet....?




Posted by KoH

Hold shift to draw straight lines... Just a pointer. Not sure if you knew that one already... But hey, it's good info. :)




Posted by Velvet Nightmare

I'd be in some kind of pyramid-shaped fortress of shorts with an extremely technology laden interior. I would live in the modern-style neighborhood with whoever else has similar tastes

I feel like we should be getting some kind of weapon skill too. Hmm...




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I'd live in a house made of Kraft Dinner. That would be so awesome.




Posted by Xenos


Quoting Axis: Only 400 hundred square feet....?


Width. I dunno why I put "square" in there.



Posted by Lord of Spam

[url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/floorone.jpg]Floor one[/url], [url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/floortwo.jpg]floor two[/url], and the glorious arcade of [url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/floorthree.jpg]floor three[/url]. Thats right, the whole top floor is a bar/arcade.

Some quick notes:

-Yes, I realize that its not scalled very well. Deal with it.
-All angle should be assumed to be 45 degrees, with the exceptions of furniture
-I forgot to label something 4 on the top floor, but didnt feel like redoing it all, so it goes from 3 to 5.
-All floors are light hardwood floors, with the exception of the bedroom and downstairs living room, which are carpeted
-The long flat side faces the beach




Posted by Boner


Quoting Pit: Thirded.



I'll stand outside and guard the temple.



Posted by The Judge

I sanction your temple to be there.

In fact, I'll have my personalized Special Forces make sure it's safe.

That is assuming that something can overwhelm all of you.




Posted by chec

you know forum members need to get hobbies when they start visualizing their forum as a city




Posted by Lord of Spam

Or maybe morons with a low post count should stop trying to ruin the fun of an entire community... arse.




Posted by Acheron

I'd have a nice, smallish Greco-Roman manor in an upscale district. Probably beachside. Neighbors are yet to be determined.

Somebody should map this whole city out, so that UNPOPULAR members can actually SEE the apartheid.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I think Klarth and Xenos already said that they are going to work on that...




Posted by The Judge


Quoting chec: you know forum members need to get hobbies when they start visualizing their forum as a city

When did you branch away from just being negative to me?



Posted by The Judge

K I detailed the exact mapping of my mansion and the surrounding landscape. I aplogize for lack of furnishing; I was too preoccupied with doing the rest. I included the names of the areas and the places where I keep my many ornamental typewriters.




















Posted by Xenos

Good deal, there should be some "Noob Ghetto" or something.




Posted by Lord of Spam

[QUOTE=The Judge]K I detailed the exact mapping of my mansion and the surrounding landscape. I aplogize for lack of furnishing; I was too preoccupied with doing the rest. I included the names of the areas and the places where I keep my many ornamental typewriters.

Image flood much?




Posted by KoH

[quote=chec]you know forum members need to get hobbies when they start visualizing their forum as a city

Yeah... and who might you be? Not only that but seriously, it's called "fun." It occurs once in a while due to either boredom or a playful mood. Stop being such an arrogant son of a bitch and just ride with it. No one likes an asshole.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting KoH: No one likes an asshole.


Well, some peolple do, but there's special stores for fetish porn.



Posted by The Judge

I also drew out the CENTRAL part of the city. The red buildings are my three owned buildings, since I can't draw the underground network. Feel free to repost the picture with your houses added. Note that this is only the middle. Feel free to expand on it.




Posted by chec


Quoting Lord of Spam: Or maybe morons with a low post count should stop trying to ruin the fun of an entire community... arse.

ah i see, so post counts make all the difference

guess i better start building up my post count faster



Posted by The Judge

Or just stop posting.

Most of us would prefer that.




Posted by KoH

[quote=Lord of Spam]Well, some peolple do, but there's special stores for fetish porn.
Yeah... And I forgot about Judge. J/K JUDGE, *taps heart and kisses fingers* love out

[quote=chec]ah i see, so post counts make all the difference

guess i better start building up my post count faster
WHAT ABOUT ME?! YOU FORGOT TO MAKE A WITTY CLEVER COMEBACK FOR ME!




Posted by Ant

Don't worry chec, I agree with you ;)




Posted by Lord of Spam

Or maybe just stop being retarded. That works too.




Posted by The Judge

He can't help it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I sanction your temple to be there.


Uh, you can't just "sanction" the temple. It's always been there. SO even if you disagreed with it, there's not much you could do.


Quoted post: In fact, I'll have my personalized Special Forces make sure it's safe.

That is assuming that something can overwhelm all of you.


k, Gar is a Viking, Kris is half spanish, half black, and Scott can play the guitar better than anyone in the world.

There's someone to completely destroy all our enemies, an expert shooter and theif, and someone who can dazzle and distract with his made skills. Like we need help. PFF. I scoff.

Oh, and me... I'm white and do nothing special. So I guess I'm just there to look pretty.



Posted by The Judge

You dare belittle my graces? This city is mine.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Except for the enclave I forged near the sea, you mean. Its cool though. WE can have a nonagression pact like in WW2 between Hilter and Stalin. Only, ya know, we wont violate it. Unless you invade. Then I'll have to carpet bomb you.




Posted by The Judge

That's outside the official city limits. I don't own that.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Oh, ok, then we're cool.




Posted by Shin-Ra


Quoting MetalVox~55: In the temple, of course.

Fourthed. :link:

I nominate Vampiro for the Head of the Department of Alcohol, Tobacco, Fire Arms, Pure Evil and Hate. You will have ultimate control of all but the temple of the guitar god.



Posted by Lord of Spam

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/untitled.png[/IMG]




Posted by Zeta

WTF, we don't need a Police Department.




Posted by The Judge

It's either that or my special forces.




Posted by Acheron

Change of plans: I am now going to live UNDER THE SEA.

[IMG]http://www.freebornhall.com/Health/Tips/crabs.jpg[/IMG]

SUCK ON IT, BIT[COLOR=Black]C[/COLOR]HES.




Posted by cool gamer dad

Pallet Town.




Posted by Klarth


Quoting The Judge: I also drew out the CENTRAL part of the city. The red buildings are my three owned buildings, since I can't draw the underground network. Feel free to repost the picture with your houses added. Note that this is only the middle. Feel free to expand on it.


Sorry, I'm already half-done on the map. :) It'll be up around 2PM GMT, or seven hours from now.



Posted by higbvuyb


Quoting Klarth: Oh, and I'd have a 100 megabit connection

I'll have an OC-768 connection. 5 gigabytes a second. Win.

Well, my house would have a large underground section, with 10m thick concrete walls, and compete with 64 PC network with every game made since Windows, and a dedicated game server, a large library, 16 connected rooms with giant 20m screens with a PS2, Xbox, Xbox 360, and Nintendo revolution and Gamecube with hundreds of games in each, large amounts of precooked dehydrated food, drink, and healthy stuff that actually tastes nice, and large blast doors and airlocks, to protect against n00bs, spam, Klarth, and terrorists. Connected to this, would be my aboveground section, with exactly the same thing. And a Shopping Centre that suddenly got teleported there, without any people, and fashion/cosmetics/crap stores. And a battlemech and tank hangar, gauss rifle/PPC turrets, gun emplacements, CIWS and PDS systems, LDS, HDS, automated guns, nanoprobes, Long Range hypervelocity missiles, a submarine/capital ship dock, an aircraft carrier, nuclear submarine, FTL capable space capital ship with launch site, biofilters, NBC containment chambers and battlearmor storage sites. A million cloned soldiers in cryostorage plus supplies, arms, etc, medical facility, Hyperspace inhibitors, and multiple tractor beams.

Yes, I know I just crapped up the thread.



Posted by Kodachi

Since you forgot my cave, I figured I would help you out and put one in. :(

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v687/MissKodachi/vgccity2.jpg[/IMG]
I hope you like it, it took hours to make!




Posted by Klarth

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/fnool/vgcitymap.jpg[/IMG]
There. I haven't put a grid over it yet, as I want to know whether people are happy with this. The thin things are walls, the area inside is where the bulk of the city's gonna be set, there are roads towards the south, there's a beach, etcetera. I designed it so a few people could live outside the walls if they like.

Remember that this isn't how the final thing's gonna look, as is indicated by the quality.




Posted by The Judge

The map I made should only take up a small portion of that in the center.




Posted by Klarth

Correction: The map you edited. Badly.

I'm going to do individual districts if enough people wind up doing this, though. And maybe even individual houses if someone helps me out with some 3D software.




Posted by The Judge

Fine, then like I said, the map I POORLY EDITTED (MS Paint, you SOB) is Central VGCity. ie. it's my "district," if you want to call it that, and anyone else who wishes to live there. Note that the "forest" encompassing the mansion is actually VGCity's version Central Park, as in it doesn't actually connect to the forest around the place. I have no direct power outside that area, though like any government system, the political influence is wide-reaching.




Posted by Klarth

If it's poorly edited, then why would people choose it over a well-edited one...?

How about I trace over it if you give me the original?




Posted by Speedfreak

THIS THREAD CONTAINS EVERY VGCER WITH A LIFE DEFICIENCY.




Posted by Lord of Spam

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/untitled.gif[/IMG]




Posted by Klarth

Alright, I guess people should just do what Spam's doing and put a mark on where they want their house. Nothing too big, I need to be able to understand what I'm looking at.

[quote=Speedfreak]THIS THREAD CONTAINS EVERY VGCER WITH A LIFE DEFICIENCY.
Or alternatively, a fun deficiency!




Posted by Lord of Spam

I dont really care about the specific location, I was just getting at a spot that seemed distant but not remote, and was on a beach. If I need to be moved, its cool. Just keep me in a similar location.




Posted by The Judge

I'll give you the original picture if I ever see you on.




Posted by Xenos

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/Xuphansa/Misc/untitled.gif




Posted by Jesse Smith

Tip: When you write where you live on the map, type your name in, so we don't see what your handwriting looks like!! :D

I'll take that mayors mansion now!! :D




Posted by KoH

Mansion... more of a rat hole.

Btw...

[quote=The Judge]I also drew out the CENTRAL part of the city. The red buildings are my three owned buildings, since I can't draw the underground network. Feel free to repost the picture with your houses added. Note that this is only the middle. Feel free to expand on it.
[IMG]http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/Xuphansa/Misc/vgccity.jpg[/IMG]

Isn't that the map from Silent Hill 2? Only modified, obviously.




Posted by The Judge

Nope, Racoon City. :)

And Chec needs to get a life beyond insulting people on a message board. And then stop whining about how he isn't recognized on said message board due to a lack of posts, but that we should still get out more. Perhaps while we're gone he'll post more to catch up?




Posted by KoH

[quote=The Judge]Nope, Racoon City. :)

And Chec needs to get a life beyond insulting people on a message board. And then stop whining about how he isn't recognized on said message board due to a lack of posts, but that we should still get out more. Perhaps while we're gone he'll post more to catch up?

Wtf... that's from silent hill, you bastard.




Posted by The Judge


Right. How could I have been so dumb.




Posted by KoH

[quote=The Judge][IMG]http://img495.imageshack.us/img495/8706/racooncity6ra.jpg[/IMG]
Right. How could I have been so dumb.
I swear to GOD that Silent Hill 2 looks similar as hell to that.

Edit::: Yeah, similar... not as close as I thought... but similar. Raccoon's just bigger s'all.




Posted by Azusa

I want to live in a shanty in the woods. I can sit on my porch and shout profanities and shoot at passing children with my shotgun. I'll eat the stragglers.




Posted by Linko_16

[url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Linko_16/VGCity.gif]Yay for neighbors.[/url]




Posted by ExoXile


Bah that grid was boring :(.
ANYWAY!

That's where i'd live >=)




Posted by Klarth

k; busy mapping it out. You can all have the spots you want, or things close to them anyway. :)

oh, and you'll have to redo your temple of doom for the final thing, which should wind up looking a lot better than the current map.




Posted by ExoXile

I still get my spot, right? :(




Posted by Klarth

Sure.




Posted by ExoXile

GOOD! >=)




Posted by Shin-Ra

THE Temple > Your temple of doom :cool:




Posted by The Judge

But THE temple is within MY city limits. So it's not truly free.




Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Shin-Ra: THE Temple > Your temple of doom :cool:

My temple of doom is obviously bigger though. :cool:
But... i'm all alone. :(



Posted by GameMiestro

Dont worry. My evil volcano is near your temple of doom, so I could come over and visit some day.

Hold on a minute. I thought there was no roads connected to the city. Who made that picture?




Posted by Klarth

Me. And for all you know that road could end at the edge of the map.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Make the downtown/ghetto area infested with n00bs, and put Jesse's mayor's mansion in the middle of it.




Posted by GameMiestro

And for all I know, they could just be decorative gray lines.




Posted by The Judge

The map I posted already has a mayor's office, which belongs to Jesse, even though he spends most of his time in the noob slums.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Thats his office, though. I was talking about his house being in the "hood."




Posted by Jesse Smith

Pze let me live with da n00bies!! :D




Posted by Lord of Spam

See, he wants it. :D:D:D




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: But THE temple is within MY city limits. So it's not truly free.


stfu

And Shin is correct.



Posted by ExoXile

At least mine has a cannon...... :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

But THE Temple has me, Shin, Vox and Pit.




Posted by ExoXile

But MY temple of doom has a raven! :o




Posted by Lord of Spam

He does make a good point...




Posted by Klarth

Neither temples are a match for the Temple of Rape.

Which I just invented, so hush.

EDIT: I LOVE KILLER JORDO!




Posted by Killer Jordo

I would have a 3 story house. 1 basement,1 main, and 1 up stairs. It would have a large loft between the main and second floors. A fire place wall of rock will run to the roof. I will have a great back yard running by the creek where the fish spawn. My deck will have a built in hot tub(I can't live without one anymore :(). Then their would be a 1 foot cliff with a walk down. Their would be wood pilled onto the side of it. And a huge fireplace is on thje far side. Inside my hiuse I will have one of the best kitchens known to man. And of course a ultra-tolet. Equipped with heated seat, TV, sound system. And a jet sprayer and heater to clean and spray me arse! Yeah I might add some more after school if I think of some.




Posted by Shade



:)

Sorry the image is small, but you have no idea how long I struggled with MS Paint to do that.

Anyway, my house has a pretty basic design, and isn't very big. It's only one floor, with one bedroom, a kitchen, and a living room. If you've ever seen one of those little houses that accomodate one person up at colleges, then youknow wht I'm talking about.On the back deck, there's a hot tub that's about 10x10 feet. I have a 54 in. television, with my PS2 and Xbox 360 hooked up to it, and a futon sitting across from it.My compy is put in whatever space is left. The kitchen is overstocked with ramem and mac & cheese. There are many pizza boxes stacked on one another, because I'm too lazy to throw them out. The one room is used to stock my clothes, books, and all that jazz.




Posted by Xenos

**** you. I am the builder. I ain't giving it to you. >:O




Posted by KoH

[quote=The Judge]The map I posted already has a mayor's office, which belongs to Jesse, even though he spends most of his time in the noob slums.
Where's the red light district (aka: the whores and brothels) at?

[quote=Shade][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/ShadeXH/untitled.jpg[/IMG]

:)

You have no idea how long I struggled with MS Paint to do that.
I can see why... It's too big to do it easily.




Posted by mis0

I know it's now off the subject, but....

I wouldd live about 200 miles from VGCity because I don't really enjoy the ocean or forest. On top of a distant desert plateau, I'd have my compound of concrete and steel. It would be accessable primarily by air, with my runway being the only way in and out of the area. My compound would be home to myself and some of those whom I care for. We'd be filthy stinking rich, because, having an assortment of fighter jets to intercept cargo planes (bound to VGCity), we'd be stealing all of your stuff as we force them to either land or get shot down. Living it up in our osasis, no troubles, no work, and relative isolation would be the best.

In short, my comrades and I are pirates, and I love you.




Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Misoxeny: I know it's now off the subject, but....

I wouldd live about 200 miles from VGCity because I don't really enjoy the ocean or forest. On top of a distant desert plateau, I'd have my compound of concrete and steel. It would be accessable primarily by air, with my runway being the only way in and out of the area. My compound would be home to myself and some of those whom I care for. We'd be filthy stinking rich, because, having an assortment of fighter jets to intercept cargo planes (bound to VGCity), we'd be stealing all of your stuff as we force them to either land or get shot down. Living it up in our osasis, no troubles, no work, and relative isolation would be the best.

In short, my comrades and I are pirates, and I love you.


You seem to forget about me cannon, laddie!:cool:



Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting ExoXile: You seem to forget about me cannon, laddie!:cool:


Spoken like a true pirate.



Posted by Shade


Quoting Xenos: **** you. I am the builder. I ain't giving it to you. >:O


Hostile takeover, bizatch.



Posted by Lord of Spam

You'd better be careful, I dont appreciate it when people fight near my territory.

I'm not taking in any refugees. >:0




Posted by Shade

I'll keep my citizens inside the borders.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Darn right. I'll cap 'em if they try to move into my territory.

Spammania doesnt play games, yo.




Posted by Shade

Except arcade games, amiright? ;)




Posted by Lord of Spam

Well, maybe. But only if its a good one, and there are plenty of quarters to be had.




Posted by Shade

What if I told you that no quarters were needed?




Posted by Xenos

Not if I shoot you with my tommy gun.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Then I would call you a liar, sir, for I have heard of no such magical place.




Posted by Darth Vader

I would be in jail :(




Posted by Lord of Spam

Or, like, in orbit on a Star Destroyer, amirite?




Posted by Darth Vader

No because I came down in a shuttle and tried to start an uprise of teh n00bies, but the VGCity authorities came and threw me in teh slammer. :(




Posted by Lord of Spam

Oh, well then sucks to be you.




Posted by Acheron


Quoting ExoXile: You seem to forget about me cannon, laddie!:cool:


Nay, m'lad, ye gots et all wrong. Get yer feckin' accents straight, aye?

Unless you have an elite crew of Irish pirates. Because if you do, that is SO badass, and I want in.



Posted by sabre

What are your pirates? Scottish?

I'd live in a moderately sized house just inside the outskirts of the city. Away from the bustle of the centre, but close enough not to be inconvenient. Nothing special, really, I don't like being extravagant.




Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Acheron:
Unless you have an elite crew of Irish pirates. Because if you do, that is SO badass, and I want in.

Heck no!
We're all Vikings! :cool:



Posted by Shade

Scottish Vikings? :(

[quote]Not if I shoot you with my tommy gun.

I block it with my energy shield, then shot gun you down. JUST GIVE ME THE PROPERTY, LOVEIT.




Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Shade: Scottish Vikings? :(

Better:
Swedish Vikings :cool:



Posted by mis0

Hey! I don't "love" anyone! Don't change my awesome use of obscene words! :(

And all of your pirates and vikings will fail compared to the brave sons of Soviet Russia and our MiG-25 interceptors. Can your cannon balls hit me from 25 miles away like my AA-8 Aphids? No. Can your ships cruise at 2,300mph? No. Can you kill me before I even had an incling you were there? No.

I love technology almost as much as I love the motherland.




Posted by Shade

And you're a man who enjoys his motherland.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Misoxeny: Hey! I don't "love" anyone! Don't change my awesome use of obscene words! :(

And all of your pirates and vikings will fail compared to the brave sons of Soviet Russia and our MiG-25 interceptors. Can your cannon balls hit me from 25 miles away like my AA-8 Aphids? No. Can your ships cruise at 2,300mph? No. Can you kill me before I even had an incling you were there? No.

I love technology almost as much as I love the motherland.


SPOILER

Capitalism kills Soviet Russia.



Posted by Klarth

[quote=Shade]block it with my energy shield, then shot gun you down. JUST GIVE ME THE PROPERTY, LOVEIT.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Let us see what you've got so far, mapwise. I want to see how this is turning on.

Also, rhinos dont play games, they just ****ing charge your ***.




Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Misoxeny: Can your cannon balls hit me from 25 miles away like my AA-8 Aphids? No.

Oy oy!

I don't use any cannon balls, this baby is all laser >=).




Posted by Lord of Spam

Isnt that.. ya know... just Junon from FF7?




Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Lord of Spam: Isnt that.. ya know... just Junon from FF7?

NO!.... it's MY... MY temple of doom! :o



Posted by Shade

Copycat.




Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Shade: Copycat.

Wha-?

Like every house isn't a copy of another house! :o



Posted by D.J Cat

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/sillyvgcity.jpg[/IMG]

I would live in a house and also cook Pizzas and deliver them around the place.
So I guess I would essentially be the "official" Pizza of this city (hopefully).

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Pizza/RandomPizza.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/djcat64/Pizza/PizzaBakedBeans-cooked.jpg

People who live nearby may notice a van with CBC in big letters on the side occasionly pulling up outside my house. The CBC factory would be loacted quite some distance from the city and would be delivered by am unknown (unknown to all of you that is) Chicken.
CBC will hopefully become a popular drink for people in and around the city...

Oh and there needs to be a VGCity football field.
And the world game/soccer football not anything else.
VGCity soccer team, Huzzah!



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Posted by Shade

[quote]VGCity soccer team, Huzzah!

Cool, when are tryouts?




Posted by Acheron

Would the pizza shop be interested in becoming a front for a mafia of some sort?

I mean, picture this. A guy shows up and delivers pizza to your house. But instead of a pizza in the box, there's a VIPER.

I am a genius.




Posted by Shade

That is the most hardcore thing I've heard anybody say about anything.




Posted by mis0

All VGC mafia are belong to soviet.




Posted by Shade

More like, all lies.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Russia fell for a reason. Bad leadership and american involvement. it could have worked.




Posted by Shade

The starship enterprise fell for a reason.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Lies. Your heresy will not go unpunished.




Posted by Shade

Your mother will not go unpunished.

What do you have to say to that, hm?




Posted by Lord of Spam

Fine by me. I moved away for college for a reason.




Posted by mis0


Quoting Lord of Spam: Russia fell for a reason. Bad leadership and american involvement. it could have worked.

The motherland lives on, if only in my heart.



Posted by Shade

Too bad when it comes to world matters, that just doesn't cut it.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Your mom doesnt cut it IN BED THAT IS

ooooo snap, what now son?




Posted by Linko_16

Soviets are welcome in my cottage.

If you help me with the yard work.




Posted by Shade


Quoting Lord of Spam: Your mom doesnt cut it IN BED THAT IS

ooooo snap, what now son?


I'd prefer not to think of my mom doing that stuff, so not cutting it is fine with me.

Any Soviets that come on my property are met by my elite body guard...Tommy Vercetti. That's right.



Posted by chec

wow look how crapified you guys let this thread get