We're all sitting at Denny's or some diner. That's right, every last one of us miserable wretches. Everyone from VGC, all in one room, eating and gaying it up (or straightening it, for the gay folks out there).
Question being: There's 4 seats per booth, and a spot for one, maybe two, chairs to the side. Who are the three people you're sitting with? Who drops by to see you? How long do they talk to you for? Who would you go around and visit and for how long? Anybody you wouldn't let sit at your table or even talk to? Would you be talking a lot or just sticking to your meal? Is Coro eating steak? (the answer is yes).
Anyways, you get the picture.
I personally think that the main people at our table would be Sniper, Darksong, Myself, and Ant.
I go over to an empty corner and get some food and a newspaper, and dont look up unless someone sits down to talk to me. This means that I eat alone, most likely. :(
(Side note: This is what I actually do in the college caf. :()
Stinger, Skitzo, Soul, and Flounder.
SPF 50 UNITE
EDIT: + Sabredog and + Xenos 'cuz we fellow cali thugs
I'd probably sit with either the KoH, Hyper, or Chepito. And yeah, I'd talk a lot.
Also include who you'd visit and you think'd visit you.
I'd be sitting in a corner with low lighting, an ashtray, full pack of smokes (aside from the one that is lit), and a cup of coffee with no cream and 1 sugar, and a perfect view of all entrances. From there, I wait to see who decides to approach me and ask if a seat is taken. Until then, I'd just lurk and keep my eyes on everyone else.
Rob and Fei are the only ones who would talk to me. :(
I'd let you squeeze in next to me.
W..w..ould you also pay for my meal? :rolleyes:
I struggle to resist to urg eto start a food fight.
Ive never been in one:(, and a VGC gathering seems like an appropriately infantile setting to start one.
I'd probably table hop a little bit at first, talk to some people, than I'd find an empty table and wait for people to come to me. I have no idea who would come and sit next to me, though. If no one came, I'd get up and go to the bathroom or something, than pick a table with an empty seat and slide in. Most people here who aren't new I'd enjoy sitting with.
I'll rumble with you. You might be a good match.
Wait, are we allowing weapons?
If this were maybe a year ago, I'd be in a booth with a train of new members that followed me around, but I'd spend the entire party talking to Jack and Rob at their booth(s).
Right now I have no idea. I would still probably spend the entire time talking to Jack and Rob, however.
I choose pistols at dawn.
I asked for a fight, not a duel. Besides, I only duel with Katanas and Rapiers.
I want a proper cage fight.
Sit in a corner with a big piece of rabric on top of me, I would also have a soundboard with me.
I would visit everyone. :)
...In hope that everyone would visit me... :(
I choose the closet. I would be sitting with a mop, a bucket, and a piece of wood.
I'm the waiter.
...
Get your own ****ed refill.
Oh, and Denny's is ****ing awesome.
Can I bring my DS?
Restaraunt Polocy says no... but I KO'd my superviser earlier when he tried to fire me, so go ahead.
I'd follow Sabredog and Klarth around and would probably freak them out a bit. :) Afterwards, the three of us would find netman and sneak into the bathroom and have hot gay sex. We've been wanting to for awhile, now.
Oh, and I'd give the following a swift kick in the face:
- Max Mouse
- Junior Senior
- Evanc00le0
- That other guy
First, I'll take a chat with Soul, Stinger, and Flounder, the SPF-50 crew. These guys are clanmates (although Soul and I are H1 guys, and Stinger and Flounder stick to H2), and I have to see what they're up to.
I move on to Xenos, Sable, and Dexter, the three people that I talk to over the phone on occasion, still. The three are a little group themselves, so I'm sure I could find them sitting together and maybe get in a few words. Great people.
Next up, we have Corrupt, Raptor (considering they're there), Pit, and Fei-on, just to chat it up and maybe reconcile my dislike for them. If I still hate them, I'd bound them and tie them upside down from the high-dive!:o
On to KoH, HPK, Ant, and Hyper. KoH and HPK are friends, but I hardly talk to them, so it'd be good to catch up. Ant and Hyper are the people I talk to rarely, and I'd try my best to convince them that 4Chan is not funny.
Then I'd talk with Iris, for a few penis jokes. Can't go a day without 'em...
And, last of all, I'd talk with Trigger, for a conversation filled with intelligence and a few jokes here and there to end both our days.
Sadly, Hyper hates 4chan just like you. So no worries there.
I would make all come to me.
I would be sitting with netman and Linkman at first, and I'd chatting with them about random stuff, probably music. Of course we would also be laughing about Linkman's height, because he's extremely short. Ant would then join in, and I guess The Judge would have to come, as well. I would ask The Judge why he chose Denny's, because I actually hate Denny's for having gross, low-quality t-bone steaks (which I would order anyway). Stalolin would walk by, and I'd ask him to sit with us, because he's a loner. He'd make us laugh and stuff. Alastor would also walk by, and he would stop for a little chat. So anyway, I would finish my steak, and then just walk around and see who else I can find. I would stop for a little while at everbody's table, and have a little chat. I would especially go by Sabredog's table, along with Klarth's. It is always a pleasure hearing the Englishmen talk. Altinure would also be a definite stop for me, I would call him a sexy man, and then give him a little wink. Then I would stop by Angelwing's table and talk to her for a while. I assume Dark Bulb would be there as well, so I'd talk to him about--you know, wavedashing, stuff like that. In the end, I would stop by Jesse's table ask him to pay for all the food, seeing as everyone of us have made money for him by being members of VGC! :cool:
coromoro, netman, and Sabredog.
Quoting coromoro: Of course we would also be laughing about Linkman's height, because he's extremely short.
stfu coro I'm 5'7" that's not that short. >=O
I would imagine myself rotating around a lot of tables for a short period of time, namely to see ExoXile, Vampiro, Stalolin, Skitzo Control, Coro, Pit, Angelwing, Poison, Dark Bulb, Klarth, Sabredog, Hyper, Dreadnaught, Prince Redon, Netman, Sniper (obviously), Shade, Dexter, and so on. I'd get to all of you eventually, except the few of you that I hate.
God****it, Kris.
Only a meat-lovers skillet will guarantee my forgiveness.
The tab would be on me.
That's why my nickname is Moneybags.
In fact, if you dudes arrange like a week hotel or somethin, I'll pay for our outings. Vampiro, Vox, and any of the other dudes.
You're paying for the plane tickets as well.
Hahahano
You pay for the preliminaries, I pay for the fun.
The Judge throwin' up the Benjamins to pay for my gambling and prostitutes? Sweeeeeet.
I'll make a deal with you guys. If I ever happen to find $100 billion on the ground, I shall pay for plane tickets for every VGC member, and we will have the dinner party! :cool:
Hm, it would probably be Derick so he could pay for my meal and provide me with a laugh or 2, Stalolin, would be there so I could poke fun at him, Coro because...must I explain? It's Coro, he must be there. Linko, and Linkman would be there...I would try to get Sniper but he's to manly and would probably be playing hide and go seek by himself, using James Bond moves by flipping tables hiding behind them and holding his fingers like a gun. The others I would walk around and visit?...I would stop by teh bulbs table, and probably see Poison and Angelwing there, then I would go to Dexter's table, and maybe sit down (if allowed, since I know Dexter hates me, jk Dexy) and talk a bit, but Dex seems to be busy constantly so that wouldn't last long, and then I would go shake Vamps hand for being right so much, and hand him a honorary metal plack, then I would probably go spike the punch and baracade myself in my home, and watch as chaos breaks out on the news...
Wow, I would have to find a bigger table I think...Because if it was my choice I would have all people mentioned lined up down the table...then a few more, but I don't remember them because they never talk to me...either that or I forgot them.
I wouldn't be able to sit very still or talk to a small group of people for too long when I first arrived. I would want to talk to everyone, to have an opportunity to make a moment and exchange a few gestures. There are too many friends, too many interesting characters, I wouldn't want to miss out on them all and condense it down to so few.
Firstly, I'd meet up with Xenos. Since I know she would be more comfortable and relaxed having someone she already knows and talks to regularly accompany her, it would work out very nicely. But we wouldn't sit down. We'd be too busy with other activities. We've already decided that if a VGC gathering ever occurred, we would go around asking everyone's VGC names and making them nametags! This would make things so much easier, since knowing all our appearances can be incredibly challenging or in many cases impossible. This would also give Xenos and myself the opportunity to meet everyone and converse with them, as well as an excuse to get away from them. We'd have the entire VGC community behind us, and then we could move on to whatever else.
Some of the odd members I'd look forward to meeting would be rivercitytecmo, D.J Cat, Foxy McCloud, Tevnon, Coarse Limely, and Foppy D. I'd introduce Fairy to Moose and Foxy McCloud and get back to them laters. Then there'd be members like Raptor and Corrupt, but I'd imagine that we'd get together after the dinner party for our own late-night adventures.
Meh, too many people. Bill, Gar, Scott, Vamp, Trigger, Aesthetic, S0ul (we already met though), etc., etc.
Though me Scott, Gar, and Vamp will automatically greet everyone as we're going to be walking around as security.
I'd wander around stealing people's food. They won't mind because Judge will buy them another meal anyway. :cool:
I'd just sit in a corner, like I do at all social events. After I got bored enough I'd leave, cursing my pitiful social interaction abilities.
Yeah, I'm a total pushover in person :cool:
This is a bit creepy, as my friends and I regularly choose Denny's as the place to gather for our late-night to early-morning meals of nachos and fries. Oh, the random bits of nonsensical joy is rampant.
Anyway, I would be sitting in the round booth with Trigger, making fun of each other's fragments and creating much drinkie spit all the while (we'd ask for extra napkins beforehand). Of course, this would only be after updating each other of our lives and discussing the ways of the world, but that would only take a couple hours anyway. When we would decide to make our rounds, we would separate, and as she would most likely go converse with Skitzo, I would look around the room to see what order I'd like to go in - for example, knowing I'd most likely have a long conversation with Angelwing and Linko, I'd wait to see them until after I said short, "Hi, how are you?"s to The Judge and people I haven't seen enough of to know whether I like them or not. Eventually, I'd most likely say hi to everyone, including Misoxeny (we'd have to make a quick biking-through-the-woods-in-the-pitch-black-with-flashlights-taped-to-our-bikes run, k?), Spammiekins (I'll bring my beetle for you), Klarth (bring my documentary, god****it), Sabredog (I swear, I'll start talking to you then - we'll be best buds 4eva), Fate (we'll draw naughty pictures of naughtiness), and others who I'll think of parenthesis for later. :cool:
Fei: I'll pass most likely, but I'll be sure to bust some mad phat rave moves to entertain you in your altered state.
I'm not sure. I would most likely find a corner to sit in and sketch everyone around me like I usually end up doing. Exciting, I know.
I'd first change name tags so that no one can associate me with wavedashing.
THEN
If possible, I would love to meet Judge in person, as well as Ant. Judge just seems to be someone easy to talk to, just not on AIM. Ant, well I wouldn't know, I don't know much about you to begin with. Not like I tried, so I can take blame for that!
Scott and Robby with the accent. I would actually like to hear Scott play, and just hear Rob speak 8). If that is even possible... with Scott defending the temple and all. Maybe pass over to Coro and not discuss wavedashing, and instead relativity, for giggles.
If even more possible, pass by Shin Ra when he's talking to Pit. I mean it's only fair to say thanks when I'm just going in every folder and grabbing all the music I can get right? But just like Scott, you'd be busy defending the temple.
I might see Vampiro, not sitting down, but kicking children in the face. I'd then give him a high five so hard, everyone can hear it. I'd then sit down with Cyphus and DarkBlade and actually discuss the game mechanics, and if Amorasaki were to actually get on more, he'd be there :(.
Then I'd walk over to the last table, but I'll see Soul on the way. I'll push him into random people for staining my bed with stains. Thats right, stains. Then I'd settle down and have KD. Denny's will now carry KD.
MY TABLE WILL BE NETMAN, SABREYDOO, XENOS AND MYSELF
WITH NUMEROUS INDIVIDUALS SUCH AS AESTHETIC, EXOXILE AND VAMPIRO UNDERNEATH IT
Playing Egyptian Ratscrew and listening to "Endless Love" in the dark, of course.
Oh yeah, I forgot that I'd need to make time for that. Bean, bring the Walternator. And I add Pit to the under-the-table crew.
More like dogs in the heat.
I'm amazing at it. You're playing, too. :cool:
Fine. I know your weak, girly hands could never harm me. :3
I'll pretend to play, but I'll slowly remove cards from the table while no one is looking, then leave once half the deck is gone. :cool:
yeah well **** you all i hate denny's.
I'll see you all at a café in Boston (espresso royale, right next to BU auditorium. Great croissantes there)
I'd be be with bazariah, Speedfreak, and Linko most likely. But only if Linko wears his Metool shirt, otherwise I just won't speak to him all night.
After meeting everyone in the room I'd choose to site at a table with Dexter, Coromoro and Fei-on.
I see how it is...
I'm game for a kamikaze bike ride any day!
If anyone is to join me at my table, I'd hope it'd be Aesthetic, Klarth, and Wings. All interesting people who are bound to have some tales to tell, and I'd love to share my own. I have no idea what kind of food they serve at Denny's so I'll just say I'd eat a modest amount. I'd probably say "cactus" to Sabre, Xenos, Speedfreak, Bepop, Fei-on, etc. Afterwards I'd probably linger for a bit, and then go home. Or offer to be the designated driver (if Denny's serves alcohol).
I could be convinced to chill with teh khaos.
I couldn't be convinced to use the bathrooms at Denny's...oh boy.
They're not that bad. Better than Lockport Cinema bathrooms, especially if you have to crawl under the stall door. Like a snake, I was.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :( And I thought I had it bad once.
Why did you crawl under the door?
Were you not tall enough to watch while standing on the toilet in the next stall?;)
That's a bit hypocritical.
It looks like I'd end up at my own table.
It's ok, though, because I'd be throwing french(oll freedom) fries at a few of you.
My apologies all, my security services are already given to Waffle House.
Does Denny's serve KD?
I thrive when missiles are aimed at me. The pressure makes me function better.
Ohhhhh!
chec, are going to take that?
Yeah, 'cause scum doesn't fight back.
Oh snap.
Somebody reban chec.
I approve of this thread.
I'd throw food at people I didnt recognize.
Which is quite a lot of you.
[COLOR="White"]Fu[/COLOR]ck you
Seconded.
Let's just troll him eveerywhere he goes.
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS, CHEC.
Sounds good. And besides, since trolling is apparently no longer against the rules, its not like we can get in trouble for it kekeke
Into your gaping mouth.
No, up his vagina.
Duh.
Hallwack.
Seeing as how there are going to be at least 10 people at every 4 person table, I'll just buy the restaurant and force you all to leave.
I'll take that as a compliment! :D
Fine...let us feast upon this potato.
After it has been inside both of you.
Dang. I am way out of the loop.
Everytime VGC collectively hates one particular user, like Sean Fury, I always seem to miss the posts that warrant such fierce hatred.
All he does is flame. :(
His hipocrasy is kinda funny, though. He complains about us being on a message board. But... he's doing it on a message board.
I'll sit at a table with Fei-on, chec, and Landon.
Why me? Oughtn't you to provide a bit of reasoning?
Landon and Fei at one table?
Heck, I'll sit there too. Just so that I can kick the **** out of Landon under the table.
Yes, because we all know Fei-on is sitting with me. I mean, what the hell.
I'd sit with him. :(
We could debate Star Trek and Star Wars. Anyone who wants to repell women can join us. :(
Sign me up. I'll bring my Ewok Costume.
You can fit in an Ewok costume?
[quote=Fei-on]Why me? Oughtn't you to provide a bit of reasoning?
I thought of you as the most likely... candidate.
Pft. Yeah. I'm about 3' 11''
Ewoks are creepy. They are not allowed near my table.
Ewoks are fuzzy and adorable. Not to mention hilarious.
Yeah, I said it.
The ewoks ruined Return of the Jedi.
Yeah, i went there. What now, punk?
Edit:>:0
[quote=LoS]What not, punk?
My word!
I'd like to see that table cause it'd end up in a brawl.
And then I'd buy everyone bowls of whipped cream. Eleven cents times how many, exactly?
like, 80.
Except the noobs don't get whipped cream, so like, 12.
I think I could manage that.
Don't forget the tip. I expected to be paid for my fabulous service.
...
I giggled. :o
I'll sneak up and help Fei gank the others.
And I demand two tubs of whipped cream D:
But that's, like, two dollars. Why should you get special treatment, one with the amazing sig >:0
Fine.
:(
I'm stealing all of the whipped cream. >:0
omg you have whipped cream? hit me up on aim :cool: