Barrier in a Barrel

I actually read that. I want the 2 minutes of my life back.

I don't know how to read.

I've just been getting extremely lucky my whole life.

Polyandry. plz.

Retroactive tl;dr.

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*doesn't read thread*

as soon as I saw 'beforepaw' i stopped reading.

Dex, what the hell are you talking about?

Angelwing, you are cheating on bob! :eek:

lol @ vgc love triangles that bear no fruit

You guys suck at internet relationships.

I disagree, Dexter.

That passed right through my head.

Could somebody please summarize what he was saying?

Dexter uses too many big words. :( I'm going to have to spend the rest of my ****ing day looking at a dictionary. The only thing I understood was 'Donkey Kong 64', and I don't think thats what this thread is about.

I guess Dex and Angelwing have some kind of relationship in which Shin-Ra is competition or something. From what I gather, Angelwing can't decide who she wants and Dexter is agitated by this. :/

You should know better than to think anything with Dexter isn't an act.

I should've known better than to read it. :(

I thought he liked Iris? [spoiler]animals[/spoiler]

If he does, then that whole principle of monogamy goes out the window, doesn't it?

Anyone else stop reading at the word "beforepaw"?

You guys can be so boring.

Come on, this is a wonderful community thread. It speaks about members, informs you on VGC situations and relationships. There are plenty of interesting topics to grab from my post and go off on. Not that I really expect you guys would. I know VGC well enough to generally predict the outcomes and responses I'll receive from publications like these. It presents opportunities; you guys just need to learn how to take them. I would personally enjoy seeing more threads like this. It would make VGC much more exciting and absorbing. Also, this is a very dexterous thing to do. It has been too long since I last went off on something preposterously random and spontaneously eccentric, yet emotionally overflowing and passionately articulated. I should do this more often. You guys should try it. I would adore reading Linko's thoughts on his sister's relationship with billards. That, to me, would be an interesting read.

See, the thing is, many of us don't care to read that much :) A simple summary would work, and, if there was enough interest, a longer post could then be made as a follow up.

I understand that many would open up the thread perhaps expecting more from me, see that it is too long for their diminutive attention span, take a few looks to see where it was going, find that they are out of the loop or uninterested in the subject matter, and then simply leave the thread and perhaps return to see if the replies are positive. Others, however, might open it up and find a delightfully fulfilling contribution, with a psychologically interesting substance that speaks to them. Maybe something they can relate to or personally understand. Maybe they'll find some amusement and get a few giggles out of it. I know a few members that would be interested in reading this thread and they alone make it worth it. This thread easily owns so many other threads out there. It reminds me of some older VGC threads. I wouldn't expect members such as you, Hyper, to be interested in this thread. This just isn't your style. I'm a very different individual than everyone else here. We all are. I have a different style and approach. We all do. I feel like pulling out an analogy I used awhile back about how VGC helps us see everyone as separates and not as a single group with a set of expectations. Maybe I'll find it later and quote it here. I don't even remember what thread I placed it in. It's lost somewhere out there in VGC, not receiving the proper appreciation it so rightfully deserves.

Jeez, Dexter, even your defenses of your preposterously huge posts are preposterously huge!

That's preposterous, Ian!

And seriously, Dex, wtf? What is the intent of this thread?

I'll maek teh intern3t love wit u, Iris

Fate, don't worry about it. Dexter felt like writing something long, so he wrote something long. That's all you really need to know.

I don't make threads and I don't write long responses anymore, Dexter. People hate me for it. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :starwars:

Isnt being pretentious fun, kids?

Edit: Oh, and by the way, next time you feel like seeming eloquent, I advise you not to include the phrase "This thread easily owns so many other threads out there," k?

Ok, what I'm wanting is a summary that is about 1-4 sentences long. And I don't mean long sentences either. Maybe just a chain of progression chart or something. That's the kind of summary I want.

I read it. He just complained about having to share a girl. Thats about it. I might have missed something, since I almost fell asleep reading it, but thats all I got out of it.

Oh, well in that case, he should leave her be.

Or stick it in her pooper.

fact about the internet, no one likes to read really long paragraphs filled with lofty sounding words. you type more for yourself than anyone else. people have short attention spans and much better things to do than glaze over your pathetic rhetoric, but i guess your probably too arrogant to believe it

Eh, maybe that applies to VGC, but not to the entire Internet.

I beat the internet. The final boss was hard

Now try "Crazy Hard Mode!"
[spoiler](Something like that was in Speedy's sig for a while, wasn't it?)[/spoiler]

How crazy hard is this "crazy hard mode"?

I used the Power Stone on him and he died in three hits. He wasn't that hard if you're a pro with 'sploits.
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[quote=Dexter]I had a feeling, as I usually do beforepaw...Humans don't have paws. You are a human.[quote=Dexter]Communicating effectively...Is not typing out long, redundant things when it is not necessary. The only other person that has written things out in such a boring fashion is Tolkien.[quote=Dexter]...help us triumph over them, to conquer and own them.Like right there. You just used different words with the same meaning, there. Also, "own?" Come on, now, Dex, you could have at least used "defeat."[quote=Dexter]The problem... is you. Sure, Dex, it's all Angelwings fault. How about you not allowing another person into the relationship? Or that perhaps she only wants to be friends with him and take him along on the ride? Quit being so inflexible.[quote=Dexter]You're the one who has to be willing to make a decision, to go through that life-changing transition and progress further into a decided and contented life.There you go with redundant statements, again. Also, why can't you make the decision for her? Obviously, you're too inflexible, so why not just try to get it your way or no way?[quote=Dexter]Either your choice is with me or against me.As I said, inflexible. Relationships aren't right/wrong, win/lose, with/against, they are more in terms of orange/wristwatch.[quote=Dexter]Then again, it isn't entirely your fault. Much of the blame rightfully goes to the foolish lover.Again, blaming things on somebody else.[quote=Dexter]I believe I'll use a song to summon up these thoughts...

[CENTER]"Countless times I trusted you,
I let you back in,
Knowing... Yearning... you know
I should have run... but I stayed

Maybe I always knew
My fragile dreams would be broken... for you"
[LEFT]Now you're getting disturbingly similar to Tolkien, including a song that has no need to be there...[quote=Dexter]k, you know what I mean by adapting to new customs?Adapt yourself. Another point where you're inflexible.[quote=Dexter]You probably think it is easy and straightforward.You think that yourself, because you already said she is either with or against you. Don't contradict yourself, buddy.[quote=Dexter]...poppycockLOL[quote=Dexter]I care about you and your future so I want you to be aware of the power your choices hold over the duration of your life.And now you're threatening her life?! You could have just said, "If I can't have you, nobody can!"[quote=Dexter]You have to be willing to compromise, sometimes to a radical degree.Yeah, Dex, compromise. Come on, more inflexibility.[quote=Dexter]You've taught me to lower my expectancy and not put my hopes up too high for anything, for a broken heart can last a lifetime.But time will heal all wounds.[quote=Dexter]Once you're in the barrel, you may have significant emotional difficulties and an extremely rigorous longing for the past.Incorrect usage of "rigorous," there, Dex. Close, but not quite.[quote=Dexter]There are people who like change and fully embrace it and there are those who don't like change and have a difficult time adapting to a new environment.Talking about yourself there, buddy?[quote=Dexter]To embrace a new culture and a new behavior takes serious consideration and time.Then give it some time.[quote=Dexter]You need to ask yourself if you're daring enough or willing enough to transform your way of life, to modify your lifestyle according to your new surroundings.Inflexible number 12?[quote=Dexter]Sometimes the difference between two people is too significant to be conquered. A certain element of someone's customs and upbringing can become so embedded in them that living with someone with opposing customs can create too much discomfort and beckon powerful conflicts (please watch the film Fools Rush In).Now you're blaming your upbringing for your inability to change (I already have, and if Salma Hayek was topless the entire film, it might have been worth watching).[quote=Dexter]Traditionally, in my culture, we practice monogamy. I am content in having one romantic partner.No you're not. You've been with every girl on this board, sometimes twice at once.[quote=Dexter]Sharing you with him is definitely out of the question though.INFLEXIBLE!
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I don't know if elemental weakness changes from difficulty to difficulty, but the last time I checked the internet had a weakness to Blizzaga. I junctioned Shiva and won. :cool:

[quote=Fate][COLOR=skyblue]I don't know if elemental weakness changes from difficulty to difficulty, but the last time I checked the internet had a weakness to Blizzaga. I junctioned Shiva and won.[/COLOR] :cool:
On Extreme, it has no weakness, but the Great Owl tells you that if you Z-Target his left wing with the Fairy Bow and fire, you can disable his ability to fly.

Dexter, will your sister be my valentine

worry not about angelwing dexter, i already tupped that tomato