Alright, everyone here has had to have had an embarrassing moment in their lives, be it a mortifying fart on a date with someone you like, to your voice cracking during a public announcement. So, what is it?
As for me, my most embarrassing moment was when I was in English class in 8th grade. At the time I had a very bad cold with a severe stuffy nose. Suddenly, the urge to sneeze ran through me and I put more force into that sneeze than any other. I look up and my desk is covered in snot but even though only three people saw this spectacular event, I was mortified. I was recieving cold hard stares from three fellow classmates that didn't leave my head for days.
I have more that I may or may not share with you guys, depending on how this thread works out.
Imagine getting really drunk one nigh at a wedding. Then, going home (my dad drove ;) ) and passing out on your bed, only to wake up the next morning in a pile of your own vomit and not even remembering doing it. Even though there was nobody else around to witness this even, I was still really embarrassed. I'm sure I have more stories, but that one is probably my best one.
I don't get embarassed, but according to my dad, I'm just one big embarassment anyways, so I guess that counts for something.
I think the most embarassing moment was a swarm of blinding pain as well when I was 2 and slipped over my own urine and cracked my skull open on the toilet. At the time it wasn't embarassing, but it seems to be when I tell it now.
Today when I was at work, a cop came over and said that there was a package in the mail addressed to me without a return address. There was white powder coming out of it and I had to verify that it wasn't cocaine to my boss. :mad:
In 7th Grade some guy pulled down my pants during recess.. :( I was thankful though that no one really saw it happen. :)
[quote=Fate][COLOR=skyblue]Today when I was at work, a cop came over and said that there was a package in the mail addressed to me without a return address. There was white powder coming out of it and I had to verify that it wasn't cocaine to my boss.[/COLOR] :mad:
...so what was it?
Talcum powder or some bull****. :mad: :mad:
While rushing to class, i didnt notice that my front bike tire was waaaaay too flat.
To make a long, detailed explaination short, underinflation combined with high speed leaning turns combined with slick pavement around buildings added up to me wiping out. In front of a tour group.
As a humerous little side note, when I wiped out, I hurt my left thumb, but since I didnt want to go to a doctor, I just dealt with it. Its three weeks later now, and it finally stoped hurting. GRR IM SO HARDXCORE.
Most embarrassing moment?...Hm...There are so many...
Back in the 8th grade I played football, and I was the fastest out there by a long shot (I'm still faster than most I know, but I doubt the fastest) so they usually put me as a receiver. Well I have 3 moments from that year alone.
1. I was running and I turned and caught the ball, after catching it I ducked and a guy hit me as he flew over me, and almost knocked me over, but I kept my balance barely and turned to make a break for it...OPEN FIELD! At that moment I was just imagining myself being talked about by everyone of how I shot down the field sprinting for what would have been a 60 yard run. Well I didn't stop to think I kind of though on the run, but as I was taking off I felt someone take a dive at me as a desperate attempt to stop me (they already saw my speed so they were keeping around me, and didn't want to give me room to run) and he did catch something...My pants. I obviosly stopped trying to run, and yanked my pants up, (with a little effort) and got tackled as I did...Yeah a stadium full of people saw me in my underwear...It was embarrasing at the time, but I think it's kind of funny now.
2. The play was supposed to be where they handed the ball off, but someone went wrong and they decided to pass because I was shaking my guy, and I didn't know it, so the ball just kind of smacked my helmet...I felt like an idiot even though it wasn't my fault.
3. Again I was wide open on a team obviously worse than us, and I had open field, they through me the ball, I caught it and went to run, and turned around just fine, only to run for 5 yards and fall flat on my face tripping over my own legs...
I used to be good at football, but I got tired of the other players talking about me being the only one to get the ball (because they sucked) and they were mad because their dad was the coach, or knew him really well...But being tired of them, and realizing football was injuring me left and right, and on top of all that I would randomly become clutz and get embarrased, I decided I was done with sports for a while.
Yeah that wasn't all the times, but those made me feel like an idiot.
A COP CAME TO MY WORK SAYING THAT IF I DID NOT CLEAR IT UP, THE EVENT WOULD ESCALATE. MY COWORKERS THOUGHT I WAS ON COCAINE. NOT FUNNY!
Funny stuff.
This thread is lol material, but it doesn't belong here! Polarised.
I'd probably have to say the time about two years ago some girl in my design class asked something like "what do you do after this?" and I told her all my plans for the afternoon. She gave me a blank stare and I realsed that she was asking what the next step in the project was. =/
I farted in class. I think it was during a minute's silence, too. I got nothin.
I farted in the Library once when I was like 10 or 11 years old. Some dude told me to and I did it. Oh boy was it funny. ;)
I've never been embarrassed :cool:
Not that I can remember anyways.
I'm not easily embarrassed. The only thing that comes to mind is one instance in high school when I was talking to a large group of afro american individuals and I adressed 50cent as "75 cents" and they laughed at me for about a half an hour.
The time I ran towards the school on a cold morning. I had rushed out of the house and wasn't very prepared. After running, I guess I didn't feel the cold until a cold breeze went right through my legs. Yea, I wasn't wearing a belt, and my pants hit the floor.
I remember the day my pants ripped right in the crotch. I got through the day without anyone seeing, but it was still quite mortifying.
[b]Edit:[/B] Period story. Ye be warned.
I've yet to be embarrassed to the point where I was red in the face, but middle school was the catch-all for otherwise entitled "embarrassing moments." One time is very memorable: It was seventh grade, and I had made it to my second class, when I noticed that it felt like I had wet my pants. Confused, I went into the bathroom, pulled down my pants and saw a gynormous red spot covering most of the crotch area of my jeans and a bit of the front. Unneeded information, maybe, but that was definitely the worst that I can recall at the moment. I was more horrified than embarrassed, as I wondered how many people had seen it and just not said anything, too afraid to be the bearer of disgusting news. I then proceeded to call my mom for a new pair of pants (and a pad).
At least now I know to mark the calendar every month.
WAY too much info. WAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much.
Gosh darn my love of grossing people out with things that don't embarrass me.
eww...I hope all girls aren't like that!
I laughed
and vomited.
Back when I had a 'real job', once I thought I was going to fart, so I tried to fart, and what did I do?? I pooped my pants!! Grrr!!!!!!
oh blarg, lol
There, I added a warning. Better? :-*
Yeah, but that'd be calling Matt and Scott pirates, and they might not approve. I just think it's funny how regular blood does nothing to manly men, but periods? Aw, hell no.
Yeha I remember when I had my period. Jizzed all over my pants. Embarassing!
"Sorry, can't come in today boss; bleeding from my eyes again"
"****it, I want to see that, YOU ARE COMING IN! BLEED ALL OVER THE CUSTOMERS **** YEAH!"
In a perfect world...someday...
Where customers finally learn their place?
Won't happen.
The most embarrassing moment I can think of off the top of my head's been crapping myself in the car on the way home from school. I had to just sit there, simmering in myself and praying for as few traffic jams as possible until I got home, where I had a shower and finished the job I started. :)
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[quote=The Judge]Most fluids that come from the vagina tend to disgust people. I'm sure if your eyes started bleeding one day and you were really embarassed, people'd be like "woah, cool."
Point in case: Vaginas are gross. Even the name. Sounds like a disease. "Sorry boss, can't come in to work today. What? Yeah, I got vagina all over my face."
So you are actually gay, then?
The penis is a majastic being!
Some would say it's their wand of power...
ENJOY YOUR AIDS.
Stop stealing Copyrighted material Ant!
[quote=The Judge]Most fluids that come from the vagina tend to disgust people. I'm sure if your eyes started bleeding one day and you were really embarassed, people'd be like "woah, cool."
That's like a girl saying, "What? Semen? Wait, it comes out of where? Ugh, I'm never putting my face near that thing!" Then again, you have said that you'd never perform oral on a girl because of how disgusting it seems, so I guess that would still make sense to you. And although I can see how vaginal blood is a bit more disgusting than "normal" blood (not that that is disgusting to me, anyway), it's still just blood (as long as you're not informed of what comes with it). Not that gross. Come on, at least pretend to be macho.
[quote]Point in case: Vaginas are gross. Even the name. Sounds like a disease. "Sorry boss, can't come in to work today. What? Yeah, I got vagina all over my face."
You're such a unique little man.
[quote=Lord of Spam]Ninja>pirate.
Pirate ninjas, then. With the wooden leg and all.
[quote=Speedfreak]So you are actually gay, then?
lol :(
You have to admit, most guys don't get grossed out by vaginas. Even on their faces.
You can put your vagina on my face anytime WINK WINK WINK!
[quote=Pit]YOU WISH!
There were a few good zing!s in this thread. And for that, I am appeased.
[quote=speedy]So you are actually gay, then?
It's possible to be attracted to women and not be attracted to every body part. Examples of such would be the armpit, [COLOR="White"]a[/COLOR]sscrack, and feet. All gross.
[quote=Aesthetic]Come on, at least pretend to be macho.
How pointless.
[quote]You're such a unique little man.
I personally don't see how people could find it attractive. Sue me. At best it's just a f[COLOR="White"]u[/COLOR]cking slit. And from that point it can get much, much worse.
The macho bit was meant to be sarcasm, since you're anything but. Still, it's just pretty rare to find a guy that gets disgusted by something most guys want. You don't have to find it attractive, I mean, when is genitalia ever the most beautiful thing you've ever seen (disregarding the countries that worship it)? You're taking me calling you unique as an insult. It's not, just a fact. Very unique, you are.
Most guys don't want a vagina. They want to stick their dicks into one, hit climax, and be done with it. That seems to be the only goal of humanity, and I find both the process and the goal itself disgusting. Sorry, I'm in a somber mood right now. And I didn't take a single thing as an insult that you said, regardless of how I may have put it. I'll try to be less of an a[COLOR="White"]s[/COLOR]s next time I'm being extremely droll.
I like how Judge is talking about them as if he has experiance.
That's a pretty huge Zing!
I'm pretty sure if I had a penis and I wanted to stick it in a vagina, I'd make sure I get only one vagina that is meaningful. **** straight I don't want several disgusting vaginas. If you're going to do the deed, make sure it's with someone you wouldn't regret later. Judge, I think they're just messing with you. You probably shouldn't let it get to you or you're going to bust a vein.
It seems to me, Judge, that you aren't too interested in sex because it is very commonplace to throw it around all willy-nilly. How respectable. <3
There are lots of places where the blood is more gross from. If someone's bleeding from the arm or chest or something I'm like "****ing awesome!" and I'd be proud to have them bleed on me. If it's from the ears, mouth, nose, or genitals, then it's gross.
And also, vaginas are only gross with a magnifying glass.
Or ones with a labium minus that comes out and actually protrudes from the vagina. I've seen it in porn and it's like the woman has a tiny penis.
I was referring to typical vagina, there's obviously gross ones, like the ones with vaginitis and discharge. Anyway, this thread sure isn't about embarrassing moments anymore.
In 7th grade, I for some reason jumped and did a 360 in the air. I had a cold, my friend got nose matter on him. I felt ridiculous. :(
To Fate: I'm not sure if I said it anywhere out of a blog, but I'm in a wretched mood today. Otherwise, it wouldn't get to me.
To LoS:
1. Grand. I've never even seen one before either. In fact, I have no idea what they look like. At all. Because I'm pig-f[COLOR="White"]u[/COLOR]cking-ignorant. I've never had sex, so I've obviously never seen a vagina before. Not in real life, not in pictures. Nope. None.
2. I never said I was a "poor little persecuted intellectual being bullied by the big bad tail chasing morons," did I? Stop deriving things from my posts. I get sh[COLOR="White"]i[/COLOR]t all the time about being a virgin, and the last person I need to hear it from is you. You want to make fun of me for being a virgin? Fine, do it in a place where I don't have a ton of other people "ooooooooooooooooh zing!" after your "witty" insult. And stop thinking I'm basing everything I know about you off speaking to your girlfriend. You can tell things about people by talking to them online, and if you're really as different in real life as you say you are, you must be the most fantastic f[COLOR="White"]u[/COLOR]cking actor on Earth. Maybe you should go get a job in the movie industry instead of playing Maple Story so much. I'm sure you'd rake in a ton of cash, as, clearly you are a 100% different person in real life. Your ENTIRE online personality is just a facade. How could I have been so stupid.
Vaginas are beautiful. Except the ones with vanerial diseases :(
Internet Drama!
Virgin kid gets enraged with anger for being called a...virgin and quite possibly gay! Because being a virgin is BAD! And oh my, the World gets sucked in a fulchuck of hatred and Wicked Sushi makes up words, such as fulchuck. What will happen? Who knows?!
Tune in at 7:00PM, Eastern Time.
So like...an hour.
Well Wicked Sushi obviously dissaproves of this whole argument even though it's none of his business. :cool:
Matt, your final paragrah confused the hell out of me at first because I thought you were saying something weird in your quote of me like "originally posted by The Judge -insert snide comment-" Blew my mind.
And if you haven't noticed, I happen to be so uptight because I'm having a horrible day, as I'm sure I've mentioned several times before. See, thing is, I don't like it when people are [COLOR="White"]a[/COLOR]ssholes to me, and here's how I define that: When you strike a nerve with someone, a normal person apologizes, or realizes "wow, I don't normally see him this angry over an innocent joke. Maybe that struck a chord with him. Better not do it again," and an [COLOR="White"]a[/COLOR]sshole says "woah, cool, better hit it again." And from my experiences with you, you fall in the second category. You hit a nerve, I retaliated, you retaliated, and it went back and forth. That's just how it works when you end up hitting a nerve. I don't back down cause I've been offended, you don't back down cause that's the way you are. You can't expect anything good to come out of it.
Thus, I'm ending this argument here.
Judge is always in a bad mood :(
I would be too if I hadnt had sex by age 19.
Everybody but the Judge can highlight that.
Yeah I don't really care anymore.
And no, Pit, I'm not always in a bad mood. In fact, I'm usually in a superb mood and just happen to hate everything at the same time. It's possible.
That deleted part was supposed to say "goose."
PS. Nice avatar.
Yeah, I probably should stop trolling. But half the time I was jsut joking/doing it to **** off Judge anyway.
Like I said previously, though, theres nothing wrong with it.
Judges most embarassing moment was in this thread!
It's only considered an embarassing moment if I get embarassed. I have no problem with losing my temper due to a bad day.
Wow. The most I thought my story would do was disgust a couple of people. :(
Next embarrassing moment, pls.
I once yelled out while at the beach "Why is that guys back so hairy?"
At the time, it wasnt anything to be embarrased about. The dude had a REALLY hairy back. Like, wearing a sweater while naked hairy. In hind sight though, its embarrasing.
For the record, I was like 3 or 4.
[quote=The Judge]I'll pet it, take it for walks, trim its hair when it gets too long and curly, and even clean its mouth out! Gosh, sounds like a load of fun to me.
Hey, shut up, that's what every woman on Earth has to do, every day!
I can't think of an embarrassing moment right now, but I'm almost certain it has something to do with me saying something stupid or the wind picking up my skirt.
I was wearing a pair of pants that scrunch up near the crotch in school, which everyone saw.
[COLOR="DarkOrange"]My car has advanced technology called 'car keys unlock door function'. If I forget to remove my car keys and they are still in the keyhole, and I pressed the door lock button and closed the door, the lock button will pop back up again after 5 seconds because the keys are still in the keyhole... a scifi fantasy that I wished came true. It must be a world record because I accidentally locked my car with the car keys in the keyhole THREE TIMES IN 24 HOURS.[/COLOR]