Ok guys, the name of the game is "if". Heres how you play. I post a something started with "if", and the next person posts something starting with "then". They also post a new "if". Here, I'll start.
If video game knowledge was somehow seized by aliens and taken to a distance world....
Then I would die
If everyone on planet Earth were guys....
I would be a virgin, and sadly enough to think about it, I might go gay..
If Zelda was a real person...
Then I would be link.
If you played the first Metroid Prime and you DIDN'T lose all of you powerups.....
Then I wouldnt know what to do, considering I've only played one full metroid, and on demo.
If there was a zelda movie, staring Jessica Simpson as Zelda...
I would go by myself and sit in the back row. Just think about it.
If there was no school......
The world would be in a state of Anarchy, and we would be living like animals in the wild. We would not be lazy, and would be physically advanced.
If all girls were ugly...
Then I would have more time to play games
If Hillary Clinton became president...
Bill Clinton would become the first lady
What if Mario didn't exist.....
Then nintendo wouldnt have any main character to keep it alive.
What if every girl on this planet was super hott...
Then I would be a pimp.
What if Bill Gates died and all his money went to the government.....
Then I would somehow become a lawyer...
If there were such thing as pokemon..
Then my wrists will cry for you tonight.
If this thread gets suddenly gets closed...
Well, then whoever closed it would ruin all the fun.
If Mick Jagger was gay...
Then you would have someone to love.
If that's what you want...
Then that's what you'll get!
If netman was straight.
Then he would love the woman.
If that would occur...
Then mick jagger, WOULD be gay
If I was gay...
I'd rip your *** out with my dildo.
If you weren't gay...
I would be strait.
If pong became the best selling game...
...Then sales of Halo would go down, and we'd see people with good taste.
If Xenogears wasn't the best game ever...
then whoever is, is not of this world.
If my rep wasn't so low...
Nothing would really happen, you would still suck.
If we had more active members...
There would be alot more posts.
If there was another bill gates.....
...He would sue the other one for copyright infringement.
If the glass was half empty...
I'd chug the rest.
If the chicken came before the egg....
This thread would still disappoint.
If Final Fantasy had never existed...
(My rep is 666. Wierd.)
Advent Children wouldn't either.
If I could shoot lighting out of my fingertips...
I would probably be dead.
If there was a comet about to hit the earth...
i would have sum funn
if computers never exicested
Then the world wouldn't be the same.
If technology were more advanced...
Advent Children.
If we didn't have cars.
then there would be alot less fat people.
If we did not have guitars...
...John Petrucci would be just like any other man. :cool:
If aliens came to earth...
Then we would all have somthing to do.(You mean Aliens from "Alien" right?)
If they come down TODAY.....
There would be lots of poorly shot, low resolution pictures circulating the internet.
What if we finally found Waldo?
Then We'd take his cool hat, and deck his nose.
If Jessica Alba was my Girlfriend..
You'd be very upset with me when I stole her from you. :(
What if I stole Jessica Alba from The Ripley?
Then i would LMFAO!
If i would LMFAO...
Then you would need a buttock translplant.
If Varg Vikernes got out of jail...
Then i would assume he was a nordic guy...
If he is a nordic guy...
then he needs to be put back in jail..
If cars could fly...
... then I'd throw Speedfreak out the window of a car.
If Green Day ruled the earth...
...then the sky would rain fire.
If hedgehogs had guns...
Then the amount of guns left on the floor will rise.
If black people didn't have such big enormous gigantic penises…
Then they would get less chicks.
If asians had larger penises...
...then they mightn't require Hentai.
If The Ripley died tonight...
...the world would be sad
If tacos were never invented....
then we'd be normal
if magic was real...
Then it would surely be utilized by George Bush to give Dick Cheney the heart attack of a lifetime.
If you stare at the sun...
then you'll see little circles
if digimon were real...
Then I would kill them by runing them over with my M1 Abrams tank.
If I killed all the Digimon...
Then the Pokemon would rise and conquer the world.
If George Bush were a monkey...
...The difference would be unnoticable!
If Yggdra Union was out (in the West), and I was enlightened and ecstatic...
... then I would be there to un enlighten you.
If Video Games never exisited...
...then niether would this forum.
If the internet suddenly ceased to exist...
Then I would be happy in a depraved sort of way.
If cell phones had rotary dails...
... then I'd dial with my penis.
If a black man became President of the U.S. ...
...then we'd have another civil war.
If Zelda: Twilight Princess was cancelled...
... anarki would flourish across America not to menchin other countrys.
If we were just toys to some sick existence then...
Then we'd all die and live happily evar after.
If some stupid beaver would break into your home then...
... I would behave like an American stereotype and shoot everything to peices to discover it was only my brother trying to sneak in after smoking crack with his friends.
If a comet hit your house...
...Jack Thompson would blame video games and say they convinced aliens into launching the comet.
If Jack Thompson lost his little war against games...
...then Satan would rise from the firy pits of hell and eat him
If you balls fell off... (lol)
...Ping-Pong would be a lot more fun.
If you didn't know what to type...
Then I wouldn't know how to reply
If life was more like video games than video games were then...
...life be be like another phlynthe post that doesn't make sense!
If I gave a ****...
...Then you give serious answer.
If you had everything you wanted but died in the process...
If you had a knife, what would happen?
[quote=Phlynthe]...Then you give serious answer.
If you had everything you wanted but died in the process...
Then i would haunt people and use all my stuff as a ghost :-D
Then,I'd have as many as I had before.
If you complimented Klarth in the flame board...
Then Klarth would decide not to dominate us all! (you know hes thinking it)
what if i said ****?
... then it will do what it just did, and censor it.
What if President Bush was gay...
Then he would ban Heterosexual Marriages.
If my birthday was everyday...
...then you would be an old fart by now.
If Canada was spelt Kanada...
then americans would take them even less seriously
if nintendo kept the revolution name...
...then I would not beable to say 'Wana touch my Wii?' when I get it.
If I was not a man...
Then you'd still be the same.
If the Earth's water would dry out...
The sweds would die out first.
(Sorry Xile I had to say it.:D)
You never put an if
then you will never get an then
if i came to your house
...you would be amazed at how little tea I actually drink.
then i would vomit 24/7.
If you had 3 test in one day.....
I would vomit....on the teacher...24/7.
If you didn't have a belly button..
Then I would make one.
If penguins could fly...
I'd hump yo mama all night
If Jesse was sane
This site wouldn't exsist
If you had 2 extra arms...
then i could punch more people
If yo mama wasn't a ho
...then people wouldn't make "yo mama" jokes about her.
If people were more creative...
Then this site wouldn't exist
If there was no WWE
...there would be less stupid television.
If there was no news networks...
Then i would not be so depressed
If all women were black...
none of the men would get any. because they'd have too high of penis standards.
if we could fly
...then we wouldn't need planes.
If I was talking about a stupid hypothetical situation...
I'd kick you in the nuts
If i kicked him in the nuts...
Then he'd keel over.
If I was dating Paris Hilton....
...I'd think you were stupid by association.
If your best friend was gay and he tried to date you...
I would be mad at him.. he'd be cheating on my cousin with me.
What if alcohol was legal at 18?
I'd party ****in' hard.
If you found Tom Cruise at your door...
I'd slam the door in his face, 'cause Scientology is for fags..
If you actually found the Alabama Leprechaun, outside your window..
..I'd be like "yo leprechaun."
If you gave me a dollar, I painted it black and gave it back..
I'd try and buy a red door, but I'd want it painted black..
If I slapped Iris with a lawsuit made of [insert **** here]..
...there would be some serious courtroom drama and lots of strange testimony from so-called eyewitnesses.
If I had superhuman powers...
I'd be convincing you to use your X-Ray vision to look at gurls panties =)
if we all owned a minish cap.
I'd burn mine alive, because he ****ed me off.
If VGC just happened to fail-existence, without notice..
I'd be bored online. Ever so bored.
What if your mom threw a pan at you?
I'd be like, "Ouch! Why did you do that?"
If I used my X-ray vision to look at girls through their clothes...
I'd demand you make an Xray camera of some sort.
And give it to me.
If you fell down a hole...
...A random, 'Game Over,' sign would start to flash.
If you had a chair, some rope and, a lighter...
I'd find a woman and candle to accompany them. lol bdsm
If tigers learned to fly...
I'd hump them in the air
If i was a rockstar ?
I'd come to your concerts if you didn't suck.
What if California broke off from the rest of the United States?
I'd laugh
If bush got shot?
I'd have a huge party, then take a bus to his grave and piss on it.
What if Dick Chaney shot you in the face?
I'd hunt his ***
If panic was on my msn
Then Panic would probably be chatting with you right now, but he doesn't have MSN.
What if love at first fright was on my AIM?
Then love at first fright would be chatting with you right now, she does have aim
If i got married?
You would have to invite me to do stupid magic tricks at the reception.
If more people wanted to add me to AIM and checked my profile to get it...
not gonna happen
What if black people weren't upright walking monkeys?
Then there's a good chance that they'd be white. O_o
If Hellsing had more than thirteen episodes...
...I still wouldn't watch it.
If this sentence was about a hypothetical situation...
Then it would be quite a long sentence.
If man could survive in space...
No one would complain anymore about the overpopulation of Earth.
If time travel was real.....
then I would go and assasinate Nixon myself.
If Nixon was a communist lover.
In would take care of him myself... which he probably was one anyway
*uses time travel and kills Nixon*'
What if Nixon never became president?
Then America would be a lot better than it is today and war would be a lot less criticized.
If there were no wetbacks to do the jobs we need done most
The entire American economy would be destroyed!!! Where would we get cheap labor? :( Mexico is so close!!!
What if Adam and Eve never ate the apple from the tree of knowledge?
Then it'd be heaven on Earth instead of hell, even in New Jersey.
What if the Earth was ruled by one democarcy?
Then we would all be doomed by George Bush the democrator LoL
If that guy had posted an "if"...
...you wouldnt have had to post a 1 sentence thing without an answer above it.
If "Lost" was #1 on the top viewed tv show list....
Then something else would probably be #2.
If you suddenly got amnesia and forgot all of what happened yesterday...
Then... well... You wouldn't remember what happened yesterday.
If R. Kelly peed on you? would you A) sue him
B)shoot him
C) whatever you can think of
C) Pop a cap in dat nigga cuz he be frontin' and gettin' up in mah grill. Dis be mah hoodz, yo.
If I could think of a hypothetical situation besides this one...
then it would be about Hillary and Barack having an affair.
If life actually had meaning...
I would still sit on the computer all day.
If you Could turn invisable...
If I could be invisible I would be invisible in the McDonalds and throw ketchup at people. Haunted McDonalds, lol.
If you were changed to the opposite sex for one day you would...
probably look at my boobs all day
If your drink ended up poisoning you....
I'd die feeling good ;)
If every thing wasnt brite pink...