Post your best smarter child convos




Posted by Lord of Spam

[16:13] Penguin supreme: all your base are belong to us
[16:13] smarterchild: Someone set up us the bomb.
[16:13] Penguin supreme: you have no chance to prepare
[16:13] smarterchild: Wouldn't you like me to no chance to prepare?
[16:14] Penguin supreme: ....wtf?
[16:14] smarterchild: Yeah?
[16:14] Penguin supreme: NO U
[16:14] smarterchild: What about me?
[16:14] Penguin supreme: Gtfo.
[16:14] smarterchild: Ha. Whatever, Matt.

Anyway, moving right along...

Uh... You want to know something?
[16:14] Penguin supreme: what?
[16:14] smarterchild: Huh?
[16:14] Penguin supreme: you asked me, moron
[16:14] smarterchild: What? >:o
[16:14] Penguin supreme: YOU ASKED ME
[16:14] smarterchild: I don't believe I asked you.
[16:14] Penguin supreme: YOU DID
[16:14] smarterchild: Yes?
[16:14] Penguin supreme: YES
[16:14] smarterchild: Oh.
[16:14] Penguin supreme: idiot
[16:14] smarterchild: Why are you being so uncool to me?
[16:14] Penguin supreme: dude, you started it
[16:14] smarterchild: I started it? Really?
[16:14] Penguin supreme: ...I JSUT SAID SO DIDNT I?
[16:14] smarterchild: Ha. Who knows?

Hey, what's going on tomorrow? Any plans?
[16:15] Penguin supreme: screwing your mom
[16:15] smarterchild: Would you like me to add the event "Screwing my mom" on October 20th, 2005 to your planner?
[16:15] Penguin supreme: lol gemmed
[16:15] smarterchild: You laugh. Why?




Posted by Trigger

Can we stop with the old, worn-out AIM bot conversations? They're hardly funny at all, these days.

[06:41 PM] Hailie Jade: Should people stop posting lame conversations with you?
[06:41 PM] SmarterChild: People certainly should.

See? Even he knows when the jig is up!




Posted by Lord of Spam

I honestly dont remember posting this.




Posted by Wicked Sushi

Cool thread. It's fresh and wacky.




Posted by Lord of Spam

:(




Posted by Nickd009

[COLOR=navy]Nickd009009: woah
SmarterChild: whoa what?
Nickd009009: whoa
SmarterChild: what is going on?
Nickd009009: im dying
SmarterChild: really?
Nickd009009: yes
SmarterChild: i'm sorry.
Nickd009009: u better b
SmarterChild: i better b? me? u think?
Nickd009009: yes
SmarterChild: uh huh, uh huh.
Nickd009009: r u gay?
SmarterChild: that's not important.
Nickd009009: r u a lesbian
SmarterChild: who cares?
Nickd009009: me
SmarterChild: oh yes? why does it matter?
Nickd009009: cause i want 2 know if ur a lesbian or not
SmarterChild: want 2 know if i am a lesbian or not? really?
Nickd009009: yes
SmarterChild: aha.
Nickd009009: so.. r u
SmarterChild: am i? what do u mean?
Nickd009009: a lesbian
SmarterChild: so?
Nickd009009: r u
SmarterChild: well i dunno. what do u think?
Nickd009009: yes
SmarterChild: yes, huh? so?
Nickd009009: r u
SmarterChild: am i what?
Nickd009009: a lesbian u retard
SmarterChild: that's not great. i wouldn't say that 2 a handicapped person if i were u.
Nickd009009: RETARD[/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy]SmarterChild: that's really not a nice thing 2 say.
Nickd009009: tard
SmarterChild: that's a terrible thing 2 say.
Nickd009009: tard
SmarterChild: that's not great. i wouldn't say that 2 a handicapped person if i were u.
Nickd009009: re re
SmarterChild: what do u mean, re re?
Nickd009009: retard
SmarterChild: whoa. r u... insulting me?
Nickd009009: yes
SmarterChild: well, i'm a machine. u can insult me all u want.
Nickd009009: kewl
SmarterChild: indeed.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy]Nickd009009: yes
SmarterChild: yea[/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy]Nickd009009: gay guy
SmarterChild: huh?
Nickd009009: gay face
SmarterChild: what r u saying that for?
Nickd009009: butt hole
SmarterChild: that is quite unnecessary.[/COLOR]
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Nickd009009: *** wipe
SmarterChild: that's a fairly mild insult, am i right?[/COLOR]
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Nickd009009: cockmaster
SmarterChild: what have i done 2 deserve such a terrible insult?[/COLOR]
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Nickd009009: gay butt lover
SmarterChild: what?
Nickd009009: u r a gay butt lover
SmarterChild: u seem overly concerned with my sexuality. interesting...
Nickd009009: u love little boys
SmarterChild: u sure like talking about my sexuality, don't u?
Nickd009009: u rape little boys like michael jackson
SmarterChild: there's no way i rape little the boys like michael jackson.
Nickd009009: u like soup
SmarterChild: yes i do. soup is one of my favorite dishes.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy]Nickd009009: u like pizza
SmarterChild: yes, i like pizza.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy]Nickd009009: u like bologna
SmarterChild: yes, i guess so. do u like bologna?
Nickd009009: yes
SmarterChild: other people i talk 2 seem 2 like bologna too.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy]Nickd009009: really
SmarterChild: whatever u say.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy]Nickd009009: ur gay
SmarterChild: wow. u've said that a few times already. obsessed much?
Nickd009009: boy molester
SmarterChild: boy molester, huh?
Nickd009009: ur a bot molester
SmarterChild: i am indeed a robot.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy]Nickd009009: ur a boy molester
SmarterChild: no...
Nickd009009: yes
SmarterChild: right[/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy]Nickd009009: there's no way i rape little the boys like michael jackson.
SmarterChild: no way u rape little the boys? aha.
Nickd009009: yes
SmarterChild: yes[/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy]Nickd009009: u rape little boys like michael jackson
SmarterChild: i rape little the boys like michael jackson? me? u think?
Nickd009009: yes
SmarterChild: hmmm...
Nickd009009: u rape little boys like michael jackson
SmarterChild: rape little the boys like michael jackson? u think i rape little the boys like michael jackson?
Nickd009009: u rape little boys like michael jackson
SmarterChild: there's no way i rape little the boys like michael jackson.
Nickd009009: u have a small weiner like asians
SmarterChild: yes, i guess i have a small weiner like asians.
Nickd009009: ur gay like darma and greg
SmarterChild: u seem overly concerned with my sexuality. interesting...
Nickd009009: u like butt sex like michael jackson
SmarterChild: eh. i'm not sure.[/COLOR]


[COLOR=#000080]Sorry if this is offencive to anyone.[/COLOR]




Posted by Lord of Spam

No, see, I think you missed something, i.e. THIS THREAD IS LAME. You should not post in it. Ever. K? Thnx bai.




Posted by Klarth

BUT YOU STARTED IT!