In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, but that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:
SIMPLE DUTIES[LIST]
[*]You clean up and arrange the bed (+1)
[*]You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
[*]You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
[*]You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
[*]... In the snow (+8)
[*]... But return with beer (-5)
[*]You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
[*]... But it's nothing (0)
[*]... But it's something (+5)
[*]...... And you pummel it with a 6-iron (+10)
[*]......... But it's her pet (-20)
[/LIST]SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS[LIST]
[*]You stay by her side the entire party (0)
[*]You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
[*]... Named Tiffany (-4)
[*]...... Tiffany is a dancer (-6)
[*]......... Tiffany has perfect curves (-80)
[/LIST]A NIGHT OUT[LIST]
[*]You take her to a movie (+2)
[*]... And she likes this movie (+4)
[*]...... But you hate it (+6)
[*]... And it's called Deathcop 3 (-3)
[*]...... But you lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
[/LIST]YOUR PHYSIQUE[LIST]
[*]You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
[*]... And you exercise to get rid of it (+10)
[*]... And resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
[*]... And you mention, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)
[/LIST]THE BIG QUESTION[LIST]
[*]She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you lose points no matter what]
[*]... And you hesitate in responding (-10)
[*]... To which you reply, "Where?" (-35)
[*]... Any other response (-20)
[/LIST]COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem:[LIST]
[*]You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
[*]... For over 30 minutes (+50)
[*]...... Without looking at the TV (+500)
[*]......... But she realizes this is because you've fallen asleep (-1000)[/list]
oh, I thought you got it on with someone.
Should we keep bulb's score? ;)
Everything is lose lose when it comes to women! :D :D :D :D :D :D
this was in a book i got for christmas three years ago.
- Give good oral sex (+Infinite)
That's all you need to know.
so what site did you copy this from again?
an evangelion website
[email]YourMother@YouMother.Com[/email]
So mommy told you this, amirite?
[quote=Dark Bulb 4.3]an evangelion website
welcome to nerv:
we tell you how to score points with the women
and how to create the third impact
okay, I have to come out and say it.
That last post sucked.
disregard failure plz
that's ok, Misa'a here to save the day!
Somehow!
first impact was creation
second impact was discovery of adam/god
third impact was when everyone changed back into primordial ooze stuff and shinji was like no that's not cool and wished for everything to eventually return to how it was or something
not confident on my answer for third impact, someone go review EoE more
oh, there is no fourth impact stfu
i'll impact you
[quote=Angelwing]i'll impact you
like with a tumor right
i lolled
HEY! I want to be inpacted too :(
You're a living tumour. Huuuuush.
Is that a gun in your pocket or did you develop a tumor?