My Xbox can beat up your Xbox.
This may belong in posting games, but I don't care! It's going here.
This thread is inspired by the Xbox, and its hugenessistocisityism (because "its large size" is jut not a big enough word to explain it). I don't want to explain, so I'll just post.
The Xbox is so big, I emptied it of all components, filled it with water, and thus formed the Pacific Ocean.
I once dropped the Xbox controller, and the shock registered on the Modified Mercalli Intensity scale at six.
For exercise, I climb up my Xbox and run around the gem. That's right, I climb thirteen thousand feet and run 26 miles.
dude, your a moron...
Man, when your angry at someone it's not right to stalk them to every thread they post on.. It's just not right, not to mention Immature.
I repeat my self, once again, this website is not a spelling or grammar test it is a place of self expression and discussion.
Lol, your funny (sarcasm)
And for you vampiro I've only made a few grammar and/or spelling mistakes since I've posted and I know your just correcting me to insult me, so theres no real point in correcting me unless you want to be an ******* in which you have succesfully done.
+ can you two explain to me why you are insulting xbox in it's own thread?!
[quote=SomebodyRandom]****it you caught me.. Eh i'm sorry for stalking you... You won't press charges eh?
He is too young. He will probobly go ask his parents for him, and they will read everything he has said and send him to his room.
[quote=s0ul]My friend was driving me home from a LAN today, I put the Xbox in the trunk and we bottomed out.
I bet that looked cool: Mexicans in a car less than an inch from the ground. Man, how original...
The green gem on the Xbox Controller emits a natural energy that could be used to keep an entire continent warm for three months.
The Xbox proves that God can create something so heavy even he cannot lift.
the XBox is so big that when i filled it with sand i made the arabian desert
The Xbox is so big my house doesnt need an inslator.
My Xbox is so big.. I put my Stretch Limo, and all 5 of my wench's in it all at once.. And I still have room for a pool table ;-)
My Xbox can beat up your Xbox.
err.. why are you insulting xbox in it's own thread? There like mutilated momma jokes.
Gmail inbox is huge.
amirite
Of course, thats only useful if you recieve 2000 messages of spam daily...
1 megabyte is enough for me.
Let's get back on the subject of xbox being huge. Because it is.
Theyre so big that stores cant sell them because if they do, they'll be out of stock.
ooooooookkkkkkkk
neways the xbox is so big if u open the cd tray and your are standing too close youll get decapatated
if you wanna turn it on u need a whole stampead
DONT LOOK AT THE LIGHT IT IS 500 TIMES BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN
[quote=Klarth]Gmail inbox is huge.
But still not as big as the Xbox.
What happens if you drop the Xbox Controller:
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I did that at a LAN in Canada, I'm no longer allowed in the country.
I once took apart my Xbox. In other news, renting cranes is expensive.
I had to give up mine last year, I couldn't pay the property tax.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/zen3/big_heavy_xbox.jpg[/IMG]
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i helped my friend move today. We got most of his stuff out in about 4 hours, but we had to knock a wall out in order to remove his XBOX.
The Xbox is so big and heavy that my friend put it in the attic to make room for a big screen and it fell through the ceiling and killed his mom.
He must have a big attic.
aaaaaand GameMeistro redeems Vampire slayer's fail. Good job.
The xbox is so big, I threw it in the ocean, and the ocean drowned No offence Neox, but your momma is so fat, she jumpped off a building and got stuck!!!!!! Oh no he didn't!!!
[quote=Exalbaru]The xbox is so big, I threw it in the ocean, and the ocean drowned No offence Neox, but your momma is so fat, she jumpped off a building and got stuck!!!!!! Oh no he didn't!!!
And I was having fun with this thread, too...
Xbox is so big it can almost contain all the not-funny rushing from Drewboy, Vampire Slayer, and Exalbaru.
Nah, it's not that big, though it did receive a makeover in the 1800's and was sold during the Louisiana purchase for only 3 cents an acre.
...you're not that funny either.
Xbox is so big that if one were to place a longcat next to it, one would be unable to tell the difference as to which was longer.
In Germany, the Xbox is even bigger than David Hasslehoff.
I'm sorry sOul if I caused any flack 2 go ur way, I hope we're cool
No, we were cool until you spelled my name with an O, now I'm as mad as the Xbox is huge.
Haha, just kidding, no es possible.
Xbox is so large, I plan on hiding behind one to protect me from the hurricane.
[quote=Drewboy64]
I climbed mount Everest to reach the R button.
I initially read that as Mt. Everquest. Ughhh...
The Xbox is so big, that dropping one in a subway is considered an act of terrorism.
Xbox is so big that physists have begun to think that it accounts for dark matter.
I found an entire race of dwarves in my Xbox, mining for gold.
[quote=Neox]dude, your a moron...
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA FUUUUUUNNNAAAY!!!! OH, and just to clear up any possible misunderstandings... (sarcasm, referring to my comment as to your post is "funay." Jackass.)
[quote=Skitzo Control]In Germany, the Xbox is even bigger than David Hasslehoff.
My godmother was married to David Hasslehoff. And I'm dead serious about that.
Thats a pretty big claim there, KoH.
I mean, its nowhere near as big as Xbox, but its still pretty big.
The Xbox is so big, its bigger then me.. Holly crap I made fun of myself ;)
K just won the thread. :(
my xbox is so big, I have to put it in front of my door so my sister doesn't come in my room.
There was so much lameness in that post that it would almost fill an Xbox controller.
The Xbox is so huge, it should be used in P0rno's
there isnt a woman alive who could take all of an Xbox. Heck, not even a whole controller. MAYBE one of the analog sticks, but not the whole console.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/fnool/Xbox_astronomy.jpg[/IMG]
How the dinosaurs REALLY became extinct.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/XBOX.jpg[/IMG]
So I called Wal-Mart the other day and asked if they had any X-Boxs. They replied, "Asians aren't tall enough."
Xbox is so big, that were Cubans able to scrape enough together to buy one, they would most likely just use it to raft to Florida.
The Xbox is so big, that the light emitted from the power button can burn a 3 foot wide hole clean through a house.
[quote=Klarth][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/fnool/Xbox_astronomy.jpg[/IMG]If I was a pro with Photoshop, I was going to do one like that.:(
xbox is so big, a hair off of skitzo's head cant even wrap around it
That was dumb, Flounder. I think you should print this page, burn it, then delete your post. And that dumb banner.
The Sagittarius Dwarf Elliptical Galaxy (SagDEG) is actually an Xbox in disguise.
The Xbox is so big in can hold at least 12 holocausts
its so big, i emptied its componets so i could use it as a cage for my hila monster and it said "What the ****!!!!!" how the **** am i gonna reach my food bowl!!! I didn't ask for 20 ****in acres mother ****er!!!!"
That was so lame I wish I could lift an xbox and hit you with it.
No... no. I don't wish that on any man.
[COLOR=black]Getting mad ad a DDR game(...) some guy "bust a cap" in an xbox, only to have it recoil and hit him in the kneecap(true story, I think..)[/COLOR]
[COLOR=seagreen]XBOX Warning, may cause cancer.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]My Xbox is so big, my other gaming consules orbit around it.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]My Xbox is so big, The other half will be ariving from somtime between 2 and 6 pm tommorow.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]My Xbox is so big, The controlers are shipped to a warehouse each night.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]My Xbox is so big, It now has its own union.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]My Xbox is so big, I have to go to Cali to take a photo shot with him this friday...[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]I no longer need to play RPGs with a controler to get away from the world, Ive now bought a seperate ADV cord that plugs right into my mind bringing me to a matrix within the Xbox.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]How many Xboxs does it take to screw in a lightbulb. 3. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, 1 to hold the chair, and the other to take Atlus's place to hold the world together.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]My Xbox live is so crummy... It disconects my t1 connection everytime my sister play internet checkers.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]:canada2: [SIZE=1]"Those canadians cant read this if there focused on this picture. BRILIENT!"[/SIZE][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]My Xbox live is so crummy, I got a call from canada saying If I join 1 more big team battle, they're gona send the Canadian Mafia after me. [/COLOR][COLOR=darkred]"Dude, Canadian.. what..?" [/COLOR][COLOR=black]"I know, I didnt think Canada had phones.. Go figure.."[/COLOR]
[SIZE=1][COLOR=#000000]Jk, Canadians Rule^^[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[COLOR=#000000]My Xbox live is so crummy, it now comes with [COLOR=blue]AOL9.0[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]g[/COLOR][COLOR=yellow]a[/COLOR][COLOR=mediumturquoise]m[/COLOR][COLOR=darkorange]e[/COLOR][COLOR=yellowgreen]s [/COLOR]and [COLOR=yellowgreen]a[COLOR=blue]c[/COLOR]c[COLOR=sandybrown]e[/COLOR][COLOR=red]s[/COLOR][COLOR=#dda0dd]s[/COLOR][COLOR=purple]o[/COLOR][COLOR=darkred]r[/COLOR][COLOR=lemonchiffon]i[/COLOR][COLOR=black]e[/COLOR]s[/COLOR].[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]My Xbox live has 9 accounts. 1 unactivated, 4 which had expiered, 2 which have been deleted though faulty reactivation, 1 active which I share with 3 friends, and a hooker to my extent of knowledge and 1 account seemingly to be ever stuck in a Biosphere waiting for the world of bungie to open the doors to its freedom, in august, 2007.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]Scientist revealed that by turning a controler upsidown, one can have a better sleep though the rumble feature better than that of a selli matress. Just play fable and stick the button to charge an arrow.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]Because Xbox live can be used to talk to others, Its been used as a write off in tax deductions for meetings.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]My Xbox now heats the house within 4 minutes, However, to channel this energy, Hell seems to freeze over abit more every day.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]MY Xbox is so big, after throwing it away(140 bucks to get the garbage men to get it) and getting the 360, I now have a Room for Rent[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]9020 2nd street, Levittown PA stop on by.[IMG]http://vgchat.com/images/icons/icon6.gif[/IMG] we can play halo2. In my new 4000+ft recreational room! just didnt have room for the couch...[/COLOR]
That was as weak sa Xbox is big.
The Xbox is so big it can destroy the Deathstar
Most people dont realize it, but the Xbox was actually intended as a Death Star prototype. After market tests they decided a rounder shape and more intimidating name were needed, hence the death star. Additionally, rumors about the Xbox's death dealing capabilties were confirmed when they [url=http://geartest.com/sections/games/xbox_firehazard.html]started to turn on their owners.[/url]