A trip to the bank:
Since I never went to the bank across the street from Rob’s house to open an account, I asked if he would go with me to help me open a checking account (because he has an account there and I thought he would be of some help). So today, me and rob went to the bank to open that account. I dress normal with white t-shirt, pants and shoes. Rob on the other hand, he wears a black hoodie with the hood over his head, Goth pants (the ones with pieces of clothe hanging out of the sides and metal) and almost worn out sneakers. As I sit down to chat with the woman about my account, Rob shakes back and forth in his chair, and since he woke up early that day, his eyes were gazed and red. As I continue with the woman, Rob burst outs with laugher and saying, “How about I point to the bag?!” I of course had to laugh with him so he doesn’t seem too crazy, but then he just wouldn’t stop laughing. Not only did Rob not help, but also he turned the moment awkward. It seems like the woman concluded that I came into the bank with a drug addict. With Robert, a simple trip to the bank turns into an awkward mishap.
A trip by car:
The other day, me and rob traveled in my car, he would claimed he knew the way, but only after we got lost, I would realize it was all one of his cruel jokes. He would tell me to go straight and then turn right. After about an hour of driving, I notice that we are driving in circles. Not just little circles, but since he directed me to go straight, we were making big circles. To make this worse, he would accompany most of his directions with “not sure man” and then told me after when we had been lost for a while, “dude, I said I wasn’t sure, weren’t you listening?” When it became dark outside, he blamed it on the Map Quest print out, he said, “Dude, that’s a ****ing ****ty map, I mean it doesn’t even have all the street numbers.” I was too ****ed and frustrated because we had just wasted lots of time and gas going in circles, so I just responded with, “you know, **** YOU!”
More will be posted as the days go on and the stupidity builds up.
Wow...that **** wouldn't fly well here, the driving around in circles one aways.
But yeah...AWESOME!
First off my shoes are new >:O
Second, you're mixing two different stories together. The mapquest map lost me, I wasn't trying to get you lost one bit. That map didn't even have blocks on it. The time you did get lost on my fault was a long time ago where I told you to go straight and left and take rights, and really completely lost you on purpose. THAT was during the daylight and for fun. THEN after almost 2 hours we found where home is. Plus that last thing you said isn't true, you don't have the balls to curse at me with such power, such power as **** you power, that power. Yea. NS venting you did there :mad:
Mapquest it ****.
That is all.
Wow, I don't have a bf!
James, buy him a BRIGHT YELLOW T-SHIRT/SWEATER and make him wear it all of the time. And bright orange pants.
Bulb is a black belt? Hahahahaha
I can't imagine that for the life of me.
Please, video tape these moves.
[quote=Vampiro]I get winner.
Then I call the winner of that. And whoever calls the winner of this one fights the other person.
Misa is here to save the day!!!
Great, you guys all fight and I film. I will edit everything into a movie and I will call it: "The Band of Internet Brothers, featuring Vampiro"
it should just be titled "Vampiro"
I... concur.
“How about I point to the bag?"
Do it...Do it and have poison tape it too.
"Vampiro-Party Hard"
Dude, that was a funny episode of friends, just thinking about it makes me laugh, in in banks :(
I'm only a super black belt :(
LMFAO I get it now.
Purina Dog Chow (or purina one)...point to a bag today!
lmfao
[quote=Angelwing]LMFAO I get it now.
Purina Dog Chow (or purina one)...point to a bag today!
lmfao
I have a surprise for you
he had his hand in his pants, I couldn't stop lolling
Hey jimmy (?)
I thought it was johnny, then again, you must've seen it more than me, so I'm most likely wrong ;o
I'm pretty sure it's jimmy...but maybe not.
I thought the name was Malcolm X, but then again, I am known to make mistakes =_-
[quote=Poison]I thought the name was Malcolm X, but then again, I am known to make mistakes =_-
THE WHITE MAN IS THE DEVIL
COME BROTHAS LET US MOVE BACK TO AFRICA
that would just make things easier on the white man, you know that
[quote=Dark Bulb 4.3]that would just make things easier on the white man, you know that
no, the white man doesn't realize it but he loves black cock and can't live without funk
plus who would the south enslave? i mean it's not like we've gotten rid of slavery or anything
Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/AntmanMadness/RYEEEEEEEEEE.gif[/IMG]
lewl
pseudo rape
A day in Bulb’s house.
Yesterday, Rob said something that frankly, made me want to throw my laptop at him. Since my laptop had a two-year warrantee, this meant if it broke, I can get everything fixed free of charge. So I find myself sitting on a chair near his bed lifting my laptop and calculating the weight. What finally made me stop my irrational contemplation was the realization that my laptop can brutally hurt him and in turn, may kill him. If that happened, it would be a pretty awkward moment getting out of his house. Just imagine the news, “Spanish college student was brutally slain by Asian retard.”
So what did he say, then?
I forgot, he might remember. I just remember the feeling I got from what he said and how much I wanted to slam my laptop into his face.
I either said another small penis joke, or was half asleep anyway to remember what I did say. Plus, to bring up you wanted to throw something at me without even knowing the reason why you wanted to throw it at me is just like you anyway. I still don't forget you shooting me with that stupid gun :mad:
Anyway, stop being so defensive about your privates, just go with it :cool:
I'm just going to lock this for now before you reply 8)
Open again 8)
no, just no
lol small penis jokes.
how small is it, poison?
6.2 inches.
No, seriously.
I'm going to guess 4.6. Not tiny, but below average.
I feel so sad, I told the truth and no one believes me because I'm asian. God I hate asians :(
[quote=Angelwing]No, seriously.
holy ****ing win
I was, I went to a bathhouse and I was the biggest one there, I was even shocked at how small the others where. I went in and everyone looked at me and I was just proud of it. Of course, its 6.2 inches erect, but even when it wasn't it was still bigger then the rest so the Asians in the bathhouse.
[quote=Poison]I was, I went to a bathhouse and I was the biggest one there, I was even shocked at how small the others where. I went in and everyone looked at me and I was just proud of it. Of course, its 6.2 inches erect, but even when it wasn't it was still bigger then the rest so the Asians in the bathhouse.
your eyes deceive you
maybe yours was smaller
Telling me that my eyes are too small to see is no longer a valid statement in real arguments.
I got a teehee out of it 0:)
lol I love this thread
It's a joke.
No need to hold anything against someone to crack a few zingers? Amirite?
Seriously though, how big is it really? And I need proof. Like, scan it if you have to.
lmfao
poison, it's just funny to make zings! on you. You know how I like my zings!
[quote=Angelwing]lmfao
poison, it's just funny to make zings! on you. You know how I like my zings!
then he comes to me like :(
why is lisa saying that ;_;
and I'll be like this :(
but in my head I'm like :cool:
About 20% of what Bulb says to me is about my penis size, I just don't think I can take it anymore. It's starting to get to me :(
Outside, I'm like :( but inside, I'm like :(
That's cause he wants it.
For guys, it works one of two ways: They beat up what they like, or talk excessively about it.
Does he beat your penis up?
Well, he’s not in latency stage of development so that wouldn’t really explain anything :(
More like he may be projecting :cool:
okay tiny
Okay greasy :cool:
I don't get that last one, but I still laughed.
Mexicans are known for being greasy. It's a well known fact here in the states. I'm not sure how this came about, but it may also have some correlation with them also being known as "wet backs". AS for how that one came about, may have to do with them working in the strawberry fields and while doing so having their backs facing towards the sun while bending over to pick said vegetables.
That's just a guess though. ;)
It's Italians here too... greasy isn't a term used for Hispanics, sorry. It's "dirty". Get the stereotypes right at least.
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;146102]Bulb is a black belt? Hahahahaha
I can't imagine that for the life of me.
wait, how did I miss this, watcha mean you can't imagine it?!
****, I still have a hard time believing it actually
[quote=Poison;146495]You didn
you are truly a ***
this thread rawks btw. poison still have that bank account?
**** no, he closed that a while ago, they started throwing bank fees left and right. Then he wished bank of america death and worked for jp morgan
now it's 2009 and it looks like poison's wishes work slowly but effectively
he also took down many other FI's in the process, but who's counting really :cool2:
:cool:
POISON IS A DUDE??? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
haha oh man
is he at least gay??? cmon man
think he has a gf.
my eyebrow is raised so ****ing high right now
i'm really a dude
considering you can aim and run at the same time i am inclined to believe
nah, he's just creepy online, he's pretty suave with the ladies, and his unbelievable high standards are amazing. Don't know how he macks the chicks when he limits himself to such a small number, and still manages to do it. He's like a ***
hey poison
Way to go guys, bumping this thread without letting me know.
yeah? so do I!
So? I once came so hard, my partner was afraid to go near me for a day. It was only a day because I later went to my partner's house, and made my partner drink my juices.
Post script: Ever wake up in the morning, and feel like punching a pig to death so you can have awesomely fresh bacon? I do, and not just in the mornings.
i groomed a pig that was supposed to be a dog the other day. or something
THE AMAZING TAILS OF DOG GROOMER GIRL!
that's an excellent name for my book, thanks buddy
i good @ name things
lol bag
pronounced b-eh-gh
need high speed internets, gawwwwd
i remember the 56k days. used to leave my laptop on all night to download a song. good times
yeah. although back then it was hard to find stuff i liked in stores. couldn't find anything at all for the longest time.
i was only like, 4 years old so obtaining music wasnt high up on my list of priorities.
looking at porn was however, and that was a ***** let me tell you
*image loading top down* *face slowly loads* *loads towards titties* *stops loading right before titties*
:( sigh
Who arrives in Winnipeg and says, "I would like to rear my children here!" Look at these lands... these bountiful flat, sprawling suburban areas where my children can learn that only mind-altering drugs will take them away from this place. Where they will swear softly to themselves as they scrape ice off their cars for most of the year. Winnipeg is true beauty... harnessed in geographic space.
it's the location. there's nothing nice to move to around it, and would have to go through permanent residency **** to get into the US. so basically unless you really go out of your way you're stuck there.
sorta like some parts of the valley, only there's a huuuuuge money barrier and you're pretty much trapped there. born in tha valley, live in the valley, die in tha valley
VALLEY BROS
movin to cali 2010~