A VIEW TO A LIFE (7/10/05)
Posted by 007 ninjamaybe jokes from tv shows are funnier when they aren't said in real life.
food for thought.
Posted by PoisonCock push-ups are only cool till you realize you can't do one :(
Posted by Antpix?
Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3oh dear god
Posted by Last FogI can do one. But just one. But with some practice I'll make it to five.
Posted by Poison
Quoting Last Fog: I can do one. But just one. But with some practice I'll make it to five.
We are talking about cock push-ups right? Not the normal ones...in order to do a cock push-up; you would have to send a lot of blood into your cock, so much that it may explode (and leave you cockless).
Posted by Vampnagel P. WingpireI can do seven and a half. Beat that.
Posted by Poison
Quoting Angelwing: I can do seven and a half. Beat that.
You don't count, you must be like 100 pounds or less. I'm 148 so like harder (lol..penis pun).
Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire103. And my penis is larger than yours (most people's, actually. No, make that largest of all). Plus, you're asian, so it's gonna be smaller.
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Posted by Poison
Quoting Angelwing: 103. And my penis is larger than yours (most people's, actually. No, make that largest of all). Plus, you're asian, so it's gonna be smaller.
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Posted by Last Fog
Quoting Poison: We are talking about cock push-ups right? Not the normal ones...in order to do a cock push-up; you would have to send a lot of blood into your cock, so much that it may explode (and leave you cockless).
No ****. What'd you think I meant regular push-ups? I can do at least 20 of those. But only one cock push-up. I'm working on it, like I said.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: lLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
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