Jak Pattinson




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

or whatever
Where did he go :(




Posted by Pit

Pattison*

Dick.




Posted by Pit

That's probably why he left, cause you kept spelling his name wrong.

Dick.




Posted by The Judge

Actually, it's Pattinson, you black, mexican idiot.




Posted by Stalolin

isn't this the guy who wants to outlaw video games?

or is that leiberman?

or hillary clinton?

or mark twain?




Posted by Pit


Quoting The Judge: Actually, it's Pattinson, you black, mexican idiot.


Go slit your wrists you wanna be metal emo fag.



Posted by Pit

****ing fag




Posted by Ant

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Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Stalolin: isn't this the guy who wants to outlaw video games?

or is that leiberman?

or hillary clinton?

or mark twain?


More like Samuel L. Clemens.



Posted by Ant

10 bux?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: isn't this the guy who wants to outlaw video games?

or is that leiberman?

or hillary clinton?

or mark twain?


Incorrect, buddy, but nice try there, pal. Hope ya have a great day, friend.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Hahahah that reminds me...

When I used to work at burger king (<3 past tense) there was this guy (who was a bit handicapped) who'd come in the mornings and wouldn't stop talking to you. When I finally just ran away, he'd always say, 'good-bye, my friend', and multiple times, too, in case you didn't catch it the first time. But what really astounded (and frightened me to the core of my being) is that he DRIVES A VEHICLE. There should be some sort of law against this, but no, it's canada, eh.




Posted by Poison

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Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I'm so mowing something awesome into my lawn next year.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Angelwing]I'm so mowing something awesome into my lawn next year.

Vampiro.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Exactly. With 'right 110% of the time' in brackets.




Posted by The Judge

Impressive.

Though I think a large sad face would be both funnier and more confusing.




Posted by Jak Pattinson

holy moley, ant, pal, that thing is cool. how long did it take you to do? half an hour?




Posted by Ant

500 hours in mspaint




Posted by Jak Pattinson

isn't that impssible? a day only goes upto 24hours....? or did you save it?




Posted by Ant

Many sleepless nights on my part. But yes, I saved it as I went along...I wouldn't want to lose a masterpiece like that.




Posted by The Judge

This thread has become incredibly funny and I blame Jak.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Jak is now an honorary member of both this blog and DA.




Posted by Poison


Quoting Vampiro: Jak is now an honorary member of both this blog and DA.

DA? The smash brothers crew? Eh?



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Darkness Advanced...

But yeah, sure, the smash crew too. Why not?




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Vampiro knows DAve, he plays smash with him all the time




Posted by Pit


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: Vampiro knows DAve, he plays smash with him all the time


rly gtfo



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

:(




Posted by 007 ninja

jack prattinson




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

****ing zing!




Posted by Ant

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/AntmanMadness/noupic.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

What the **** were you doing up at 6:11am? fappin'?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: What the **** were you doing up at 6:11am? fappin'?


more like two AM. He's three hours behind my timezone, and four behind your's I believe.



Posted by 007 ninja

i go by eastern. no, i went to sleep extremely early and woke up at about 3:00. i was bored so i went on vgc for a minute so what kill me wutevs i mean whatever

and no i wasn't




Posted by Ant

heh, it was 4 am for her...and for some reason, she added 2 hours instead of taking away 2. that crazy angelwing never know what she's gonna do next!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

more like 8:11am!!!




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Angelwing]What the **** were you doing up at 6:11am?

Fusion Dance.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

let's me and you fuse, baby




Posted by Poison

What about me?

ME?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

No, Mike.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Angelwing]No, Mike.

So do we become Like or Misa?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Misa, because who would name their kid Like.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Angelwing]Misa, because who would name their kid Like.

Jesus would.

And whoever created the Zelda games would. Except they thought the name was so nice they named them twice.

Misa it is then.

With our combined powers we now have a penis longer than longcat, the ability to make people laugh simply by posting something on an internet forum, and the ability to kick like everyone's ***. At the same time. When they've all combined into one and we have a gun and they have like hands or something.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: With our combined powers we now have a penis longer than longcat,


If Longcat is infinitely long, how can you possibly be longer than infinite?



Posted by Ant

...FUSION DANCE!?




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Vampiro]If Longcat is infinitely long, how can you possibly be longer than infinite?

infinity + 1

it's a simple equation

you just have to understand infinity

and you can trust me on this one, i've got ra as an avatar




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Impossible.

Impossible.

But your last sentence does raise an interesting point... I concede.




Posted by Ant

**** you both!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

your last sentence does raise an interesting point... I concede.




Posted by Stalolin

there last sentence does raise an interesting point.... I concede.




Posted by Klarth

[quote=Stalolin]and you can trust me on this one, i've got ra as an avatar
Looks more like a natu




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

my last sentence does raise an interesting point.... I concede.

Misa rules.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

[quote=Angelwing]Lisa rules.

.




Posted by Ant

**** sux fags




Posted by Poison


Quoting Stalolin: Jesus would

Come back to life after someone killed him over some thing else.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

no, jesus is the easter bunny, c'mon man




Posted by The Judge

Heresy




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Thats Santa




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: Thats Santa


No, that's your mom.



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

oh, I was lied to all along




Posted by Poison


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: oh, I was lied to all along

Kok missles.



Posted by Pit

Not funny.

Random? Yes.

Lacking in humor? Greatly.




Posted by Klarth

mister torture sells pain!
to the housewives in spain!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Pit: Not funny.

Random? Yes.

Lacking in humor? Greatly.


Yes, but neither are you, so you fit right in.



Posted by Ant

oh shi




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

oh sna-


zing!




Posted by Poison

Ant, your avatar is freaking me out...alot :(




Posted by Pit


Quoting Angelwing: Yes, but neither are you, so you fit right in.


Aha. Aha. Aha. Aha. Aha. Aha. Aha. Aha.


Aha. Aha. Aha.

Haha.

Ahahahaha.

Ahahaha. Aha ha ha ha.

LOL's here and some LMAO's there, I'll throw in a ROFL for good measure.

My sides, oh god. Headache, jeez that was great. Jeez wow lol.



Posted by The Judge

Snape Kills Dumbeldor in book 6




Posted by Pit

Sephisnape kills Aeritbledor.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Pit: Aha. Aha. Aha. Aha. Aha. Aha. Aha. Aha.


Aha. Aha. Aha.

Haha.

Ahahahaha.

Ahahaha. Aha ha ha ha.

LOL's here and some LMAO's there, I'll throw in a ROFL for good measure.

My sides, oh god. Headache, jeez that was great. Jeez wow lol.


Glad you found it so hilarious.



Posted by Pit


Quoting Angelwing: Glad you found it so hilarious.


Oh man you're a riot. I mean, I did. I just had to post the exact things I did, step by step, of what happened to me when I read that post.



Posted by Stalolin

okay

semen

is it funny yet




Posted by Pit

Hee-larry-us




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Pit: Oh man you're a riot. I mean, I did. I just had to post the exact things I did, step by step, of what happened to me when I read that post.


Yes, and we all know why.



Posted by Pit


Quoting Angelwing: Yes, and we all know why.


Yes. Yes we do. We've already established that multiple times in this thread.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Jack wants to make a game that focuses on the player going on a rampage killing everyone in the industry. The final level would take place at E3.

He is offering $10,000 to a charity if a developer decides to make it.

Discuss.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

A developer would be stupid not to make it.




Posted by Pit


Quoting Vampiro: Jack wants to make a game that focuses on the player going on a rampage killing everyone in the industry. The final level would take place at E3.

He is offering $10,000 to a charity if a developer decides to make it.

Discuss.


Actually, EA just bought the rights to the name Jak, Jack, Jaq, or anything that sounds like "Jack".

The game is coming March 06', alongside Jak and Daxter 4: Trivia Pursuit.



Posted by Klarth

They did? Oh shi.

**** it, time to draw up ideas for a new name. I'm thinking something along the lines of [url=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:e1d3bN-aNh4J:www.famousfolk.com/celebs/tafka.jpg]this[/url].




Posted by Ch

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Posted by The Judge

I'm lost.




Posted by Pit





Posted by Porcupine

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/karikaumi/noupic.jpg[/IMG]

This thread needs more Jak Pattinson. :/




Posted by Jak Pattinson

lmfao pit and chepito buddies. those pictures are hilarious pals.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Two in one post!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I want to see him go for the record.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Man, we lost him.




Posted by Ant

BACK, TO THE FUTURE.




Posted by Corrupt

jak pattinson will never be forgotten

...buddy




Posted by Shade

I remember that guy! He was so cool. :(




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Oh man, this still makes me laugh




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Jaaaaaaaak. Come baaaaaaack.

Where are you, buddy