I found shoes.

Posted by Last Fog

Earlier today I found a pair of shoes that I had been missing for awhile now. Strangely enough, they were in the back of the laundry room, where I rarely put my shoes.

Posted by Ant

No one cares about you're ****ing shoes and no one cares about YOU.

But it is nice to see myself everytime you post :)

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Shoe thread... how'd I know Ant would be the first to post?

Posted by Last Fog

[IMG]http://www.officeholdings.co.uk/images/shoes/24110155b.jpg[/IMG]

Posted by Ant

I have a sick fetish for shoes............don't tell anyone alright.

Posted by Last Fog

[IMG]http://www.uri.edu/personal/jsch5838/shoes.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.styledrops.com/foto/ysl007w-134717/ysl007w-134717_t.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.zappos.com/images/388/7148388/1729-105271-d.jpg[/IMG]

Does that make you horny?

Posted by Ant

A little...

Posted by Stalolin

Quoting Last Fog: Does that make you horny?

Yes, especially when I read it out of a dictionary.

Posted by Last Fog

[IMG]http://www.raffaello-network.com/item_images/todsho15c1-marrantt.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.eshopone.com/images/mens-shoes/milano-black-moccasin.jpg[/IMG]

How bout these, Ant?

Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

My right breast hurts.

Posted by Ant

You have breatiseses?

...you're a woman?

Posted by Stalolin

Quoting Angelwing: My right breast hurts.

I forgot to tell you my semen was comprised of flesheating nanobots that will eat the skin of your breast away very slowly.

Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

well **** you could have given me fair warning!