It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, But he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver, your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he
I got sick of reading halfway through and read the end. Afterwards, I just read the entire thing. Nice job.
hahahah
you need to get laid
eh n2 5 3g ;'';#'[
This sounds awfully similar to my experience last night.
Although I've yet to have a tooth pulled.
I just fapped to a dentist appointment...
lol :-*
...It took some time for me to read that...I was kinda freaked before the ending..0_0...
Zing!
I said "no sex" not "not having a bucnh of girls in your room that think you're sexy".
...which you were meant to assume that they were all having hardcore sex with him. GUESS HE WASN'T BLUNT ENOUGH! :cool:
Oh, as for the story or whatever you wanna call it. AWESOME.
Since I know you in real life, you are most likely going to have a printed copy ready to read to me, so I just won't bother :(
...No I didn't get to have sex with all the girls...I got tired after the first one...I even remember faking organism on the second girl. I remember being really tired and oddly thirsty for some green tea after sex. Foreplay with the first girl was really the energy drainer...I wanted to make sure she was extra wet.
I am so sexless and lonely now :(
lol
faking organism oh *** i'll be laughing for a while here
I kind of feel like getting myself banned at this other site I used to moderate at, what method would you recommmend to get myself banned?
****ting dicknipples... Oh lmao.
and i dunno what guro is!
I got myself an orgasm in under a minute the other day.
I swear my nose is bleeding.
Yeah, too bad you weren't here otherwise it could have gone on for much longer.
Perhaps.
now it won't stop thanks
Just run on over!
Oh, well then...Satan smiles often!
Had no idea you were such a SLUT Lisa :p Haha, jk. I already knew
:cool:
Lisa I know the truth about you.
You like cookies, and that makes you and me good friends :cool:
:)
Wait...what kind of cookies? Be specific.
Okay, I'm going to shout more lyrics from the song I'm listening to right now.
"And we'll all come praise The Infanta..."
Chocolate Chunk.
It's the superior cookie.
That cookie needs to die.
Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Get out.
I will not! For I stand in the name of the superior PEANUT BUTTER COOKIE.
interesting....
What a dilemia...chocolate...or peanut butter. I'M SO CONFUSED!
Peanut Butter and chocolate together?
**** you, now I want reeses.
Reeses cookie!
They'd make a killing of it. Mainly from me.
But there's always those dad's cookies. And other chocolate/peanut butter ones...but not reeses. :(
all hail cthulu
I'm larger than that.
Cock-missles :(
Flying at insanely high speeds.
More M&M cookies.
I hope the cock-missles land in my mouth.
Or rip through my head because they're moving so fast.
Either way it'd be totally hot.
:cool:
oh, you know those chips ahoy cookies? The rainbow ones rule. Especially the mini ones.
Cock missles.
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Oh...yeah...anything m&m/or smarties related rules.
long spaces in posts **** me off
wait
whoa
what?
Wait
Me too.
No
Surely not you.
that was just mean
Vamp
I love you.
I know.
Who doesn't?
I really
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don't know
you are all so original. It kills me.
:cool:
:cool2:
:cool3:
:(
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I can't believe I spend my morning doing this...
:(
Ok, not it's not funny anymore. More like ****ing annoying.
More like I am no more cookies and I am just left with a sad discomfort of eating so many cookies.
Oh and rob too.
Yeah, pretty much.