Poison eh?




Posted by Poison

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, But he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver, your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he




Posted by The Judge

I got sick of reading halfway through and read the end. Afterwards, I just read the entire thing. Nice job.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

hahahah

you need to get laid




Posted by Klarth

eh n2 5 3g ;'';#'[




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

This sounds awfully similar to my experience last night.

Although I've yet to have a tooth pulled.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I just fapped to a dentist appointment...




Posted by Poison


Quoting Angelwing: you need to get laid

Awwww...that's mean :(

We all wish I was back in Shanghai :(

So sod off :cool:



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

lol :-*




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: We all wish I was back in Shanghai


Why? No sex in America is the same as no sex in Shanghai.



Posted by Sirus

...It took some time for me to read that...I was kinda freaked before the ending..0_0...




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Zing!




Posted by Poison


Quoting Vampiro: Why? No sex in America is the same as no sex in Shanghai.

I'm sexy in shanghai...my uncle had to kick the girls out of my room at one point. Oh ***, I wish I was back to that place of bliss.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I said "no sex" not "not having a bucnh of girls in your room that think you're sexy".




Posted by Ant

...which you were meant to assume that they were all having hardcore sex with him. GUESS HE WASN'T BLUNT ENOUGH! :cool:

Oh, as for the story or whatever you wanna call it. AWESOME.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: ...which you were meant to assume that they were all having hardcore sex with him. GUESS HE WASN'T BLUNT ENOUGH!


No, it's just obvious that that wasn't what they were doing.



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Since I know you in real life, you are most likely going to have a printed copy ready to read to me, so I just won't bother :(




Posted by Ant


Quoting Vampiro: No, it's just obvious that that wasn't what they were doing.


Only he knows the truth on that one... :(



Posted by Poison

...No I didn't get to have sex with all the girls...I got tired after the first one...I even remember faking organism on the second girl. I remember being really tired and oddly thirsty for some green tea after sex. Foreplay with the first girl was really the energy drainer...I wanted to make sure she was extra wet.

I am so sexless and lonely now :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

faking organism oh *** i'll be laughing for a while here




Posted by Ant


Quoting Poison: ...No I didn't get to have sex with all the girls...I got tired after the first one...I even remember faking organism on the second girl. I remember being really tired and oddly thirsty for some green tea after sex. Foreplay with the first girl was really the energy drainer...I wanted to make sure she was extra wet.

I am so sexless and lonely now :(


now for you = forever for me. Or has been anyways forever thus far.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: now for you = forever for me. Or has been anyways forever thus far.


The trick is: take advantage of every opportunity that arises.

Is she depressed and needs comforting? Sex for you.
Is she drunk and passed out? Sex for you.
Is she stressed out and nervous? Sex for you.
Is she seven and gullible/impressionable? Sex for you.



Posted by Stalolin

I kind of feel like getting myself banned at this other site I used to moderate at, what method would you recommmend to get myself banned?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I kind of feel like getting myself banned at this other site I used to moderate at, what method would you recommmend to get myself banned?


Guro hentai+insults+mass deleting whatever you mod.



Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Vampiro: Guro hentai+insults+mass deleting whatever you mod.


I like that. I do, but maybe not guro, that's a bit extreme.

And I don't moderate it anymore. Of which I'm thankful, normally I don't use the word 'stupid', but the board I moderated really had a lot of stupid people. But hey, it was a spam forum at an anime site.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I like that. I do, but maybe not guro, that's a bit extreme.


Isn't that the point?

If you're going to go out, you might as well go out with a bang.



Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Vampiro: Isn't that the point?

If you're going to go out, you might as well go out with a bang.


Well, I was thinking more along the lines of something that would scar them, not scare them. ****ting dicknipples, dickgirls, anything from the /d/ section on 4chan.



Posted by Klarth

****ting dicknipples... Oh lmao.

and i dunno what guro is!




Posted by Poison


Quoting Vampiro: The trick is: take advantage of every opportunity that arises.

Is she depressed and needs comforting? Sex for you.
Is she drunk and passed out? Sex for you.
Is she stressed out and nervous? Sex for you.
Is she seven and gullible/impressionable? Sex for you.

I would also add:

Alone in a dark street? Sex for you.
Under paid? Sex for you.
Standing next to a bottle of either? Sex for you.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: and i dunno what guro is!


Think Hentai, just with a lot of blood.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I got myself an orgasm in under a minute the other day.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

I swear my nose is bleeding.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Yeah, too bad you weren't here otherwise it could have gone on for much longer.

Perhaps.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

now it won't stop thanks




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Just run on over!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I got myself an orgasm in under a minute the other day.


The female orgasm is a myth.

Everyone knows that.

What you felt was Satan's smile of approval.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Oh, well then...Satan smiles often!




Posted by Ant

Had no idea you were such a SLUT Lisa :p Haha, jk. I already knew




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

:cool:




Posted by Poison

Lisa I know the truth about you.

You like cookies, and that makes you and me good friends :cool:




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

:)

Wait...what kind of cookies? Be specific.




Posted by Stalolin

Okay, I'm going to shout more lyrics from the song I'm listening to right now.

"And we'll all come praise The Infanta..."




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Chocolate Chunk.



It's the superior cookie.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

That cookie needs to die.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa.


Whoa.


Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.



Get out.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I will not! For I stand in the name of the superior PEANUT BUTTER COOKIE.




Posted by Ant

interesting....

What a dilemia...chocolate...or peanut butter. I'M SO CONFUSED!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Peanut Butter and chocolate together?

**** you, now I want reeses.




Posted by Poison

Reeses cookie!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

They'd make a killing of it. Mainly from me.

But there's always those dad's cookies. And other chocolate/peanut butter ones...but not reeses. :(




Posted by Poison


Quoting Angelwing: They'd make a killing of it. Mainly from me.

But there's always those dad's cookies. And other chocolate/peanut butter ones...but not reeses. :(

Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa
Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa
Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa
Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa
Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa
Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

all hail cthulu




Posted by Poison


Quoting Poison:
Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa
Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa
Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa
Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa
Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa
Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa

Wow, that didn't come out right, I wrote you name in your names.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I'm larger than that.




Posted by Poison

Cock-missles :(




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Flying at insanely high speeds.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

More M&M cookies.




Posted by Stalolin

I hope the cock-missles land in my mouth.

Or rip through my head because they're moving so fast.

Either way it'd be totally hot.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

:cool:

oh, you know those chips ahoy cookies? The rainbow ones rule. Especially the mini ones.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: oh, you know those chips ahoy cookies? The rainbow ones rule. Especially the mini ones.


That's what I meant.

Though, they're kinda like M&Ms... what with candy-covered chocolate and all.



Posted by Poison

Cock missles.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/PsionicXero/untitled.gif[/IMG]




Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Poison: Cock missles.



It's not circumsized.

It's only hot when it's a mushroom.



Posted by Poison


Quoting Stalolin: It's not circumsized.

It's only hot when it's a mushroom.

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:-D



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Oh...yeah...anything m&m/or smarties related rules.




Posted by Ant

long spaces in posts **** me off




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Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

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Me too.




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Surely not you.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

that was just mean




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

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I love you.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

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Who doesn't?




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

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don't know




Posted by Ant

you are all so original. It kills me.




Posted by Poison

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Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Ok, not it's not funny anymore. More like ****ing annoying.




Posted by Poison

More like I am no more cookies and I am just left with a sad discomfort of eating so many cookies.

Oh and rob too.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Ok, not it's not funny anymore. More like ****ing annoying.


I have to agree. It was only cool when I did it.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Yeah, pretty much.