Be serious now. What would you honestly do upon meeting the poster above in real life?
Absorb his knowledge and use it to conquer all of the Simi Valley area.
Play Guilty Gear X2 with you like a fiend.
Have a beer with you then go for a night on LA.
lock you in the trunk of my grandma's geo and drive it into a lake
Phhh. I'd waste you before you got the chance.
im fat and short. with some cloroform im like super deadly because i would be stealthy
I would, guess what, say "Hi".
I'd give you a firm handshake and take you to a restaraunt for food.
Kill myself.
Say "Hey". And let it go from there.
Masterbate uncontroalably
Take you to Wendy's and get a buch of crap like Frosties.
........Give you a burger. :D
Play Final Fantasy X ;)
I'd be like, "So, you're that -Shadow- guy from VGC, eh? Cool." Then I would talk about random stuff and ask random questions like "What are you doing here anyway?"
That's most likely what I would do in that case. :)
Prolly have one of hell of a gay time! GET DRUNK! go play in the snow. **** yeah...beach.
Sodomy.
We would sit down and play a nice long game of Monopoly. Either that, or I would slap you for no general reason other than the fact that I dislike you.
I'd crap on you.
I'd slice your throat, watch all the blood drain from your body, and dispose of your corpse in the nearest river.
No throw me in the swamp. Or the bagpipe guy island.
[QUOTE=Ch
My "shadow" would greet his shadow :D and we would just sit and do nothing...shadow-less when our shadows are having all the fun....:( ~cries~ lol
Video games. And possibly go drinking (though I don't drink).
Kill myself
Make you watch lesbian porn.
We'd go see Advent Children.
I'd be like "Who are you?" :cool:
Crazy crazy butt sex followed by a cheese burger (with fries).
Run away screaming like a little girl.
Ask if he/she is Zerostar/Concerto.
If yes, ask for a musical bell performance. :)
I'd put my balls on his keyboard keys. . . that's right, every one of them
Make you wash your hands before a hand shake. Gotta wash the nut fumunda
cheese off after the keyboard incident.
Look at maps together. Perferably infront of a nice warm fire, wrapped in a soft, cozy blanket.
Beat the crap out of emo kids (since they have too little blood to fight back..and that fact that most of them are pussies) with a iron bat and then talk about it in front of a nice warm fire, wrapped in a soft, cozy blanket.
I'd sl...
wait I know you in real life.
Oh **** you're right....awkward :(
smash and maybe hook up with some spa girls :cool:
I'd bring candy :COOL:
I'd give you my math and science homework and you'd gladly accept it because you're Asian.
...If I even SAW him/her...Id run...-_-' *runs away*
I'd chase you and scream about you owing me twelve pesos.
I would throw carrots at you.
('cause carrots are aerodynamic! Nature's perfect projectiles! :D)
Start a conversation on Megaman.
Probably slit your throat with a shard of glass like I promised.
Find the porn on your computer.
Ha, joke's on you. There is, surprisingly, none.
I'd download horse porn on your computer and say I found it.
omg :(
I'd be like, "OMG hi, I'm coro! Let's go find Ant and play some Super Smash or something!" :cool:
Deport you
Probably ignore you and go talk to someone more worthwhile.
give you a copy of some of my classic rock cds
Say "**** yeah time to party!" then sit down and wait for you to do something :cool:
I'd scream "TOO MUCH FACE, NEEDS MORE ABS!" directly in your face.
And then ride on the back of your car and fall off.
Edit: Oh yeah, and then we'd go get some ice cream.
Ask him if the new Apoptygma Berzerk album is any good.
I would lock you in the trunk of my grandma's geo and drive you back to your house and then crap on you (because ur always repping me)
I'd report you to the cartographers' union for being a dumbass.
Punch you in the face. Just once. Really, really hard. Then go back to speaking to you normally.
throw up the metal sign and headbang alongside his Judgeship.
make him like teach me to get better at guitaring, OR ELSE!
Rob him when his back's turned.
Put him in a headlock and give him a nuggy.
Talk for a while, play some hardcore GGX2, and let G*d decide from that point on.
Point, laugh, openly wonder if you'll ever get some:)
Just how much have you gotten, Klarth? I imagine at least 20, considering how you constantly point out how many people will die virgins.
Like said, I'd punch you square in the face and probably step on you or something, but then resume talking to you normally.
Mix FFVII and Resident Evil 4, an then play it :D
Give you $100...
...worth of pennies! But rolled at least.
Sword Fight and I'd like totally win and stuff because I'm like Sir Japan and I'm like a samurai and stuff.
Beat you at a swordfight, obviously.
Check your teeth
Wave at you and continue with my life as if none of it has taken place.
Ask you for some chronic and then see if you wanted to smoke it with me.
ask u if ur house is still standing from hurican rita
Smack you for asking such and obvious question of course mine and his house isnt there then laugh because I hit you
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Meet up with you and go meet some spa girls :cool2:
Watch Naruto and say:
- LOOK ITACHI! UCHIA ITACHI!
I'd dress him up so he looks like Tidus from FFX.
Make you dress up as Yuna!
I'd willingly dress up as Yuna for you because she's a hottie and I can summon Aeons.
Ask you if I could play with your staff......I mean stuff.
Slay some Vampires?
Show him where Idaho is on a map.
Ask him why Idaho sucks so much.
Realize how much of a loser you are when seeing you in person!
Play video games or something.
Just for that I'd give you 10 American dollars.
Kill myself.
scream
To Ant: See you at class tonight.
now I'd just stare at you for a while.
Go out to a fancy restaurant then a movie.
Then some hardcore Guilty Gear action.
Probably just some hardcore action.
Telling you that bulb is getting my bags out of the car (since I'm useless when it comes to manual labor).
...Bulb was complaining about needing a good job...perhaps if you paid him like $30 an hour or something...=P
Once again...seeing your posts and pictures...RUN AWAY! 0_o
Poison :Tickle him.
Other guy that posted before me: Nothing.
Tell him he's bigger than xbox.
Nothing. I'd probably just walk past and not notice you.
I'd run over and give you a hug.
Strike up a disscusion about video games I suppose. I've seen you post around in the Gamecube board and you seem educated in that field...so yeah :cool:
Kill you
Give you a dollar and eat a buger while playing Halo with you.
Inform you of every bad aspect of Japanese cars, then fart and walk away.
Counter argue every bad aspect of Japanese cars. :D
i'd grasp your head firmly and make sure ur avatar is ur real eyes
Who the f...?
Ask you to take me home with you. I can live in your closet, or under then bed.
Go'n'kill dracula.
HuRRay...? :D
Um...please change your avatar back. It was much better before.
If so, i'd be like:
- hUrrAY...?
And then like:
- HEY VRZ! It's XILE!
(I changed the avatar, not back. But i changed it.)
**** on you.
Take an antidote ;)
I'd tell you Advent Children sucks.
I'd tell you it doesn't!
I'd tell you that it was just a pointless action movie and really provided nothing to the storyline of the game.
I'd call cthulu.
I'd tell you it wasn't needed.
The games storyline ended with the game.
shut up and do me
I'd tell you you'd have to go test yourself fist! :D
Kick 'em in the shins.
Tell you to get a sig.
I'd most likely fart, then try to cover it up.
I'd sing to ya :D
I'd own you.
Swift kick to the groin.
I'd watch
:-*
I'd ***** about my day.
Ask him for hentai.
Have him sign my DS.
Sing about the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees and the moon up above... and a thing called love.
Ask for budgiez.
Talk about anime like asians.
Make tentacle porn.
Cause a rip in the space and time continuum because I'd go back in time and meet myself a hour and 12 minutes ago.
I wouldn't know what to do.
***** SLAP!
1. Ask him why he feels it neccesary to have such an undignified subject in his sig
2. Make him get on RPG Inferno, and power bomb him to lv. 50
3. Play against him in every DS game he does and doesn't have
In fact, that's probably what I would do with anyone.
Not let you take my virginity :mad:
I'd be like "I just gave you some rep." I dunno man. I don't know Poison that well.
Hang out with at a couple of places, talk, chill. It would be fun. :D
I'd probably just chill out with her while kicking her *** in some Melee.
I'd show him what playing SSBM is really about, when I whip my Luigi. :D
And kick you right back with Mario.
Pwn with teh dr mario.
I'd stab them several times in the face.
Clean the knife afterwards.
Have a good talking to about something ignorant he said a while back.
Party and stuff. <3
Kick back and get to know each other.
Talk and have a good time.
Get to whoopin' at a couple of sports. ;) Then, go out to eat at T.G.I Fridays or something.
TGI FIRDAYS! JELLO SHOTS, 8 FOR A DOLLAR W007!
Buy them a fuzzy pen.
Talk to you and put you in your place.
Give him a fuzzy pen as well, and a place to put me.
SHUT UP! SHEESH!
Drink tea. Eat crumpets. Fight crime.
Probably, wonder who's stupid idea it was that I should meet klart, and wonder why I did it.
I wouldn't even know what to do.
Squeeze his titties.
A kick right in the groin to make his day better. =)
Use a sandwich to tease him, and eat it in front of him.
***** at him about how much liverpool sucks
Agree with him, then ***** about how him and the rest of the VGC members should feel the pain of living here. :(
Have him make me a sandwhich. ;) Haha.
Talk to her and just hang out.
^_____^
Party, and kick his *** at SSBM. <3 ;)
Go to Hot Topic.
Burn the Hot Topic you guys are going to.
Take his headphones.
Pull out my extra pair.
Kick your *** at every sport, kick your *** at SSBM, kick your *** some more at everything else. ;)
Football?
I think not.
Melee?
*Refer to the above response*
Football! I'd kick your butt. I've been playing for two years!
Ha, but you haven't seen ME play melee have you?
I don't need to.
I'd kick both of your guys *** in melee. Not it's settled. ;)
Hangout at my local mall and go shopping then head to a water park!
While you shopped, I'd be at EB games.
I'd like to see that.
Aw, come on! I would be messing with people and trying on HATA BLOCKAZ!
THEN, we would go to EB Games or Gamestop!
Probably say 'hi,' and then jammer on about insignificant things.
Hot sex.
lol
Play more DS games and play some Melee.
then go to the arcade for some more fun in the mall and just hangout there.
I'd start a cypher with him rhyming about some off the wall topic and just chill.
Just talk about random stuff, maybe hit up an arcade or something...?
The only place I really encounter Kamek is in the "what's on your mind thread," so I have a feeling the topic would eventually get to girls, and we'd talk about how crazy they are.
Just chill out and listen to some CD's, then see what types of video games he likes.
Afterwords, I'd take him to the mall and see what albums be would reccomend.
*punch in face*
jk, idk. hang out?
We'd play DDR.
Like freaks, apparently.
I'd sit down with him and talk for a while so we could get to know each other better. Then we'd probably play some video games (Cave Story, **** yeah), watch some cartoons, and maybe make fun of some people on VGC or something. It'd be fun.
Probably sit around listening to some Trance then go hang out somewhere.
I'd give Nexi a big ol' hug. Then be like let's go get a burger at the local burger joint. Then we'd eat burgers. Then go skipping!
I'd make him an offer he couldn't refuse.
:cool:
Take up that offer.
Pics plz
foot massage is the first thing that came to mind :/
Sorry
Ha wtf?
Play classic games like Mortal Kombat and Super Mario.
Dunno why.
ur a girl so..whatever u want lolz
Not notice you.
Probably box him up, and ship him off to Abu Dhabi.
Hang out, maybe?
Sure, why not? I can show you how to drink yourself retarded and inebriate your liver to death, and then we can live The Bard's Tale..
Epic NES battle.
Ask him to make me a cosplay outfit.
Make costume and attend a cosplay convention. Who would you want to cosplay as?
Help build the house then cosplay.
Play Smash Bros.
Force him to play Metroid Prime all the way through.
[quote]Who would you want to cosplay as?
idk, really... Perhaps Zant.
Force him to watch as my gal beats Super Metroid faster than him.
beat the **** out of him for saying "gal"
Run. Very fast. Away.
Definitely not make direct physical contact in any way, but verbal abuse would be highly likely to occur.
A swift kick to the balls for you.
Scream like a little girl.
Laugh.
SHORYUKEN TO THE FACE :mad:
Shinku Hadoken to the coin-purse.. :cool:
[quote=Dexter;522001]Epic NES battle.
Really?
Hold block until I saw an opening, then retaliate with a Yoga Fire.
Stare at confusedly.
I'd use you as a doormat.
Use the same doormat.
Laugh harder.
Sing with.
Play Goldeneye, and most likely have my *** kicked at it.
School-you at Goldeneye.. After you get owned.
Give a pleasant greeting.
Me: "What do you want?"
Derick: "Well, I'd like--"
Me: "SHUT UP."
Good times, good times.
"Take me to your favorite restaurant."
"lol ok"
Haha, man hugs. Guys just don't know what to think when they're surprisingly hugged in a non-homosexual manner.
As for J, I'd probably shake your hand and sit down to a decent cup of coffee.. Because, "decent" is all you can acquire here in good ole' America.
say whats up and keep walking
Probably talk to you about music or something.
Weather's a nice subject.
so is cheese
Cheese it is!
Have Cheese on Toast, just because we're talking about Cheese.
explain to you how I wasted 3 minutes of my life staring at your signature, then noticing its the jsut same images looped....
and then calmly place the end of a shotgun into my mouth, and make a mess on the wall
Clean up the mess?
Probably say, "Hey! WaAaSsSuUuP?!"
Road Trip with Nexy, Phant, and Sany.
Probably rock out to some Queen and Nine Inch Nails.
Not much ...
ok how bout this one.
Destroy him with my Magic decks of awsome. (PHM since MMX& whatever deleted his post)
Easily beat you since I own superior cards and have more knowledge of the game.
Would sit in a tub of ice water, crying and spelling your name on the wall with my blood. Also have a video recorder...you know...for UTUBE.
would offer a tasty beverage or two, and have a good chat
I'd probably want to be in one of his videos.
Poor gasoline all over myself and light a match catching myself on fire and jump out a window of a 20 story building while Roger Smith records it and puts it on UTUBE and Bazariah puts it on Generate Damage.
Probably just pass by. Not noticing you.
talk awkwardly about anime, coughing and saying "um" a lot
show me all the places where i can buy weed here maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Ask him if he knows how the hell they got those bears to ride horses.
Ackwardly make eye contact, then continue on my way.
I'm going to lunch.
I'd join ya, only to get politely told to "**** off"
I'd challenge you to a tennis game.
I'd own you in tennis. =D
GAY SEX
edit: **** ninja'd by shade
ah well, still applies
You'd have sex with me? I'm honored.
And after sex, I'd play VGs all day with ya ;)
I'd do odd jobs around town with him all day until he can afford his own Wii.
I call middle of this little sexual fiesta
:( I'd say "I'm sorry for what I said. How about some gay sex now?"
I'd answer that my sex list is full right now:
1- Corrupt
2- Stalolin
3- Shade
4- Iron Koala
5- David M. Awesome.
And a bunch of members from WF.
I mean...gimme a reak, dude ;)
my poor dick
Haha, I'm number five. Neat.
If I met Xero in Canada we would go get wasted. If I met him in Arizona? Probably gay sex.
is this based on looks or what
We'd talk about chicks. :cool:
Yeah man, we'd talk about women and sports all day, then hit up Hooter's later in the evening, all the while loudly discussing the finer points of being heterosexual
If I met Corrupt, I'd play VGs with the guy all day while listening to IDM. Then, we'd go buy 20$ worth of ice cream and ***** about how fat everybody else is.
dot his eyes
Play Golden Sun. :D
yiff the atmosphere up
Gay sex?
No.
Probably play Brawl. Take down his Link with Falco, YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Or maybe I'll just get ninja'd instead.
Dude, I would ninja you alllllll day. Good times.
Call him a furry faggot. THEN d-d-d-d-DUEL
HE DID IT AGAIN. THE NINJA MASTER. ****, I'd still call Shade a furry faggot.
feed him i guess
oh, and make sure not to sit on the back of his car while he's driving it at 10mph down a quiet street at 2 AM
Crank up the m1dy?
COMMIT MURDER
COMMIT AN ACT OF GENEROSITY by buying him lunch
After that, I'm sure there'd be many epic lulz shared between the two of us. And drinking, playing video games, and just generally having a good time.
i wud challenge him 2 a game of SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL and win
yeah, and then you'd pack your bags and get the **** out of my house
but you wouldn't win unless maybe you were using peach, but even then i doubt it :)
i could beat ur best char. wit mai ganny. haha and my gannondark sux!
don't you mean "gannondork" ;-) XD
probably sit around, go out for some food.
yeah, well, that was for ant.
Play games/watch movies/listen to music, partake in discussions about each of those, probably go out for lunch/dinner somewhere, pet cats, have a grand ould thyme
I'd listen to black metal with him while he kicks my *** of a VG of his choice.
hot
gay
sex
oh and probably some breakcore and idm thrown in there as well
How'bout a beer?
Get some brick-laying tips.
;;;;;;;;;;;3
Put him back together.
:bounce:
challenge you to a duel. A d d d d d d d d DUEL!
[SPOILER]YU-GI-OH!!!!!![/SPOILER]
Say, "nah, don't feel like one".
have her teach me about cool music
I would teach him about cool music
from the '80s.
Show you what awesome is all about.
Say, beer and, some more beer.
Also, OTL:
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Tell you your hawt. :P
What about that link pic?
I'd teach you the ways of the Willis, and have you buy me dinner.
play wii sports
I'd probably say, "Hey, buddy."
hit up a thai restaurant, discuss rad music and just things in general. kickin' it
Challenge him to read my Poker Face. Oh, and Brawl.
I'd probably ban the user above me.
play volleyball
Take his ugly and his disease. His everything, as long as it's free.
listen to either pokerface or bad romance. the only songs I really like of theirs.
If you met Lady Gaga you'd listen to her songs? I don't understand. :o
Oh, and I'd probably play Brawl and Tetris Attack with you, after engaging in some hot gay sex, of course.