state slogans




Posted by verystrait42

you post your state, next person makes a funny slogan for it. simple

Illnois




Posted by MottaTheHutt

Illnois, we don't exist!

Wisconsin.




Posted by verystrait42

we're the dairy state, come jack-off our cows!

Illnois




Posted by VirtualRealityZone


Quoting verystrait42: Illnois


We don't know how to spell our own states name :D


Michigan.



Posted by verystrait42

we have a great lake named after us! wait, what the **** is so great about them?

Illinois




Posted by VirtualRealityZone

Okay seriously learn how to spell **Illinois**

....




Michigan.




Posted by Ch

:D

Massachusetts..........................................................................:(




Posted by Hyper

"PILGRIMS CAME HERE FOOL"

Iowa.




Posted by Poison





Posted by verystrait42

We love hookers (for fans of little nicky)

FLORIDA




Posted by Ch

"America's Wang"

Massachusetts




Posted by Hyper

"We're that weird looking, small one in New England with a plastic fetish."

Illinois.

edit: verystrait: I'm this forum's mod. I can delete, edit, lock, etc. any post in this board.




Posted by verystrait42

we're cool, your not (isn't that right, hyper)

edit: Alabama




Posted by Hyper

verystrait: Stop saying Illinois, give other states a shot too ;)
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"Well **** my sister and call me a hillbilly!"

Georgia.




Posted by Stalolin

"Georgia has black people. Just think about what that could mean when we get rid of the 13th amendment."

IDAHO




Posted by Hyper

POTATO

Washington




Posted by verystrait42

it's raining, it's pouring, the drunks are snoring

since hyper can't stand not to edit my posts
Alaska




Posted by RandomizeR

The state proud not to have verystrait42 living there

Ohio




Posted by Poison





Posted by Skitzo Control

"Whether you give or you take, you're involved in a rape."

Nevada




Posted by Poison





Posted by Skitzo Control

"We clean our streets with urine."

Nebraska




Posted by Ch

"Kill me now."

Massachusetts




Posted by The Judge

"Hey guys I'm Shade"

Hawaii




Posted by Skitzo Control

"We don't claim to be USA."

California




Posted by The Judge

"Hi I'm Derick"

Florida




Posted by Mystic Hero

" Money Money Money Money!"

California




Posted by Mystic Hero

"Mickey Mouse was here"

Vermont




Posted by verystrait42

try to spell our capital... hehe, you stupid b@stard

alaska




Posted by RandomizeR

Hope verystrait42 never visits here.

Ohio




Posted by verystrait42

we wish we were half as cool as verystrait42

canada (just giving them a chance)




Posted by RandomizeR

We have Vampiro, so we're cool. (and thank god we don't have verystrait42)

Georgia




Posted by verystrait42

DDR freak sucks

Texas




Posted by Skitzo Control

"Just don't blame us for the President."

Utah




Posted by RandomizeR

Texas-Got a cow? We'll kill it. (and verstrait42 free of charge);)

Utah-We look like a chair

Ohio




Posted by verystrait42

stfu and post a state DDRfreak




Posted by Skitzo Control

*edit* because DDRFreak is slow!
"Ohio? Iowa? You mean there's a difference?"

Oregon




Posted by verystrait42

seattle up, *****es

California




Posted by Skitzo Control

"We're superficial!"

West Virginia




Posted by RandomizeR


Quoting Skitzo Control: *edit* because DDRFreak is slow!

I know:)

We have all the hillbillies

Jersey



Posted by verystrait42

DDRfreak was born here... so, who's up for suicide!!!

Illinois (hyper, please don't edit. been awhile since illinois)




Posted by RandomizeR


Quoting verystrait42: DDRfreak was born here

Actually no.

Verystrait42 lives here. everyone GTFO

Missouri



Posted by Skitzo Control

"Is there something that can be said about us?"

Louisiana




Posted by RandomizeR

Where's N.O.?

Hawaii




Posted by verystrait42

try to count our islands... hehe ur as stupid as the people that try to spell montpehiler... D@MN!

Missouri




Posted by Hyper

black people

Wyoming




Posted by Poison

"wing wang no way"

Maine




Posted by verystrait42

we're specal becase wee uzed hokked oon foniccs

arizona




Posted by Poison

"butt patties"

Hawaii




Posted by Skitzo Control

"We'll be our own country, soon."

Connecticut




Posted by Ch

Rich White pricks.

Massachusetts.




Posted by -Shadow-

The gay state. *Slaps Knee* (Who didn't see that one coming?)

Massachusetts




Posted by verystrait42

the other state with rich white pricks

washington D.C. (just giving it a chance)




Posted by -Shadow-

Not a state.

Massachusetts




Posted by Mystic Hero

"Where it's all at.":cool:

Connecticut




Posted by veritas

we have the biggest geeks. (Harvard) like britney spears.



Pennsylvania




Posted by verystrait42

glad to have 2fast4u and not DDRfreak

missouri




Posted by Nickd009

the state where your mom lives

Delaware




Posted by veritas

A lot of gay people there.



Kansas




Posted by Ch

"Kill yourself now."

Massachusetts




Posted by veritas

Mexicans



Rhode Island




Posted by sabre

"What, we're a state now?"

England. :P




Posted by Klarth

" " - USA




Posted by verystrait42

the coolest place located between mexico and canada

washington




Posted by Oforia

rain rain go away.

Montana.




Posted by verystrait42

if god killed our kows, we would cry
[IMG]http://kurtjones.com/Editoral Gallery/crying cow.jpg[/IMG]

Texas




Posted by Hyper

We, along with the rest of the nation, think that this is the stupidest thread ever thanks to immature e-fights and little kids who haven't matured yet.

Kentucky!




Posted by GameMiestro

We wish we invented chicken

Hawaii




Posted by veritas

The little piece of S*it in the middle of the ocean.



West Virginia




Posted by mis0

"PLEASE KILL US WE'RE NOT HOLLYWOOD"

New Mexico




Posted by veritas

Should'nt be considered a state



Tennessee




Posted by mis0

"How about you tell us how the weapon grade urainium ended up in Well 12?"

New Mexico




Posted by Azusa

The only thing we have going for us is Roswell.

Florida




Posted by Poison

"Orange Fixation"

New York




Posted by mis0

"OMG Cactus"

New Mexico




Posted by Axis

"President Bush's New Favorite Foreign Country!"

Oklahoma




Posted by veritas

Rhett Bomar is amazing. (not really)





Oregon




Posted by Fei-on Castor

Fucking boring.

-Delaware




Posted by Poison

"God is anything you want it to be"

Georgia




Posted by Fei-on Castor

Fuhgget abowd it

-New York




Posted by IIMrBrightsidexX

We're all Dumb Yankees

Mississippi




Posted by Mmm.... GOOD!!!

"Honey, the people moving in next door are black."
" Get the kids we're getting the hell outta here."

Tennessee




Posted by Skitzo Control

"We're from Tenneessee, and we're going to move."

South Carolina




Posted by mis0

"Mississippi is the only state poorer and dumber than us."

New Mexico.




Posted by Major Kitty

No thats Alabama lol only southern Mississipp is poor(poor bastards) where i live is where all these rich ppl live.
And also lol tennessee isnt a poor state

Stop saying New Mexico theres nothing there to slogan on




Posted by Fei-on Castor

New and Improved!

~New Mexico

I think that NM should change their name to "Mexico v2.0"




Posted by Nightscare

"mexico v2.0 is coming soon. sorry for the inconvience"




Posted by Nightscare

bump

illinois




Posted by Fei-on Castor


Quoting Nightscare: bump

illinois

I don't think you quite get how this game is played.

And on that note:

Maine ~~Yeah, we're still up here some place



Posted by Poison

California

Cow la form ya, cow la form ya!!! COW LAAAAAAAAAAA form yaaaaaaaaaa. Eh, gay O.C. theme




Posted by Nightscare

where rich white b!tches destroy america one all you can eat buffet at a time!

montana