MASTERDEBATER

All right, so no one else made it, so I figured I would. I need two individuals who are willing to debate whichever side of a topic I decide on (if you wish to trade sides, go ahead). I'll think of a topic once two people have volunteered. I'd like to see some effort put into this, so let's all put our thinking caps on! (omg grade 3 reflash)

srsly though, not everyone at once!

EDIT: whoever wins the debate is given the grand title of MASTERDEBATER. C'mon, I know you all want it.

who put you up to this?

is raptor holding a gun to your head and forcing you to write this post while he rapes your animals?

It was my own idea. Thanks for volunteering!

:D

Count me in :cool:

All right, Eros and Vamp, I'll pick a silly topic first.

Scenario: Some fatarse enters McDick's drive-thru and orders himself a coffee. As he goes to place the cup in his cup holder, he spills a bit on himself as the lid was not on tightly enough. He decides that he's going to sue mcdonalds because he spilled hot coffee on himself. Are you for or against his decision?

Should I let you guys decide what you want to argue, or is there going to be fighting. :mad:

btw, yes, it's a lame topic, but after it's done I'll think of a better one. Or whoever wins can choose a topic if they wish. You guys can do this in point form, I suppose, or whatever suits you best.

I'm going to wait for Vamp's input and then play Devil's Advocate if necessary.

Well, it depends. Was the coffee hot enough to cause any burns, or any other form of physical injury?

I'll form my opinion once you answer that.

There was slight burning which will leave a small scar. It was also painful. Oh, and it was also very near his wee wee.

Then yes, he has every right to sue. Whether he has any chance of winning or not, well, that's a completely different story.

Either way, McDonald's indirectly caused the man injury. It's their duty to make sure there are no harmful objects in their food, so isn't it also their duty to make sure their lids are properly secure so they don't mistakenly cause injury? I believe so.

Just like if a a man shot of a gun in his backyard and it killed someone down the block, he would be charged with manslaughter. He didn't mean to, nor did McDonald's, but both are still held liable.

Anyways, yes, I agree with his decision.

I disagree.

I assume the product the man ordered said "Hot Coffee". I beleive the cup also says it is hot on the actual cup. He should be the one to realize that it is his responsibility to make sure this substance doesn't flow onto him. He only payed for a cup of coffee, not the safety that it wouldn't fall onto him.

I would agree, if it weren't for the fact that the lid wasn't properly secured.

Anyways, you said "He only payed for a cup of coffee, not the safety that it wouldn't fall onto him", that's like saying "well, there was a fragment of a knife in your burger that ripped a whole in your esophagus... sorry, but it's your fault for buying it".

Plus, it's not the fact that it fell on it, it's the fact that someone can't put on a lid properly. There's a difference... especially when it comes to fault/liability.

I wanna join in on the next debate.

Me vs derick get!

woah, wait, *******.

i thought he served himself the coffee

*******

i fold

jack and rob can be the cheerleaders?

ok...:(

Vamp wins title of MASTERDEBATER (you should put that somewhere in your profile; it's pretty important), so if you want, pick a topic for Ant and Derick to debate.

Oooh, me versus Ant? I'm quivering with anticipation.

-taps foot impaitently...16 seconds later lays on floor- 10 bux to whoever can figure out why I said that...except derick...he knows I think.

:cool: that was easy



Eh, I'll let Lisa think up a topic, or whatever. I'm too tired to even bother.

*gets impatient*

uh, do you guys want something serious, or something not so serious?

Your choice. I can do serious, and Ant can as well. It's your call.

Not serious are better than serious.

Then do that. Keep in mind we agree on a lot of stuff.

Something stupid, but we'll be serious about it :cool: I'd rather not do something hardcore like war or abortion.

Yeah, but serious can be fun...and I only can think of more serious ones right now anyways.

So, how about organic vs. genetically engineered (food-related). You two can choose sides.

ok wait

*waits*

lol

COME ON LISA. OR ELSE WE WILL ARGUE ON WHY YOU SUCK! YOU VS THE WORLD

Lisa sucks

Ok.

moths vs. butterflies.

go.

Wait, I'd like to go up against the world. :cool:

Nope. I take butterflies. Anthony may start why moths are better.

lisa > world

Butterflies are so much cuter. The fact that they don't eat your clothes is plus five to coolness. Moths can suck my cock.

Kay, Moths are better because they are obviously the more evil of the two. How many times have you seen a butterfly attack somebody? Yeah, that's what I thought.

But Monarchs are poisonous. Besides, they provide use to humans due to the ink in their wings.

How many people ****ing use Butterfly ink?

A very good point brought up by Poison, they have been known to ruin clothes...which obviously means they hate the human race...and I for one support that fully.

Butterflies don't scare me! Moths are scary!

Butterflies are still used in pen ink in a lot of places in the world that don't have ready access to international trade. And on a lighter note, many annoying people make a hobby out of watching butterflies when they could be out bugging the hell out of people.

You bring up a good point, and with that said, Moths navigate by two methods. They use the moon and stars when available and geomagnetic clues when light sources are obscured.

Butterflies run compeltely off instinct, so in the event of bad weather blocking the moonlight or places such as antarctica where it's sunny all day half the year round, they hold a strict advantage.

Wait, let me fill in the other section

Be that as it may, in colder climates some moths can have a two year life cycle. So they would live longer then said Butterflys anyways.

Butterflies actually have a lifespan of about 5 years regardless of climate or region, which is why they populate every area on earth, including the polar caps. Also, butterflies come in many varieties. If one species dies for some reason, there's tons more to take their place. Moths are exclusive to about 3 or 4 species, meaning a widespread disease to them could wipe out their entire existence.

Who cares about that, while butterflies roam the earth all they do is fly around and act pretty. Moths are all about atacking helpless lightbulbs(lol and darkbulbs) and have been known to leave a horrible white scum on your monitor when you kill them on it.

As does any creature with internal substance. What, do you think butterflies just burst into a puff of dust if you kill them? Though butterflies aren't local, they live a very interesting life, which is composed of 4 sections, which includes the larvae, caterpillar, coccoon, and butterfly. Moths simply grow from a larvae to a moth. They have no color to them beyond brown and gray, sometimes black, whereas butterflies are all the colors of the rainbow. Besides, butterflies are more intelligent, as it is proven that they are not hypnotised by light.

They also have those horrible fuzzy feet...*shudders*

I have to shower now...

Butterflies:
-Smarter
-More colorful
-Some Species are poisonous
-Better navigational systems
-More pleasant
-More species (I don't believe you)
-More steps in the life cycle
-Keeps idiot butterfly watchers out of the rest of society
-Some species of butterflies have eyes on their wings as well
-Do not circle around a fire a few times before flying directly in
-Don't fly into bug zappers
-Don't kill birds with their poisonous larvae
-Are at one point fuzzy fuzzy caterpillars
-Inhabit all parts of the world
-Aren't incredibly ugly
-Less likely to go extinct due to a species-wide epidemic
-Longer lifespan, regardless of climate and terrain
-Take to eating the corpses of their fellows when they are caterpillars (moths aren't as hardcore as cannibals)
-Can navigate even if blind and have lost antenae based on instinct
-Can be useful to society for poison and ink
-Are far superior to have in a terrarium
-Make interesting childhood pets for the little cages you can buy with them in it

Ant, it's ok man, you lost.

Next debate please.

There's some hardcore discrimnation against moths up in here.

**** THIS IS GAY! But I digress....moths are cool. Fun to catch actually while they are flying around.

and and judge aren't allowed to debate anymore because their debates take up too much time

there, get a debate out of that

Lisa said these arguments would be won based on actual facts, not opinions. I provided more. This war is over.

A debate, when it come right down to it, is based on opinions.

Neither is better. You can't say "moths are better" or "butterflies are cooler", because both are opinion based question. There is no answer.

You just have to support why you think so using actual facts, and the person who proves his case in a better fashion, wins the debate, thus, Judge wins this one.

Ant and Derick: A lot of those points were pretty ****ty... wow.

Me and Vamp take next debate.

K, next debate doesn't include me.

butterflies are smarter than tractors

Judge wins

Who's next, and judge makes a topic

Wheres vamp anyway, and judge still needs to make a topic

nvm, wheres judge

what he said, I'm just being lazy, don't go 007 ninja on me >:O

never say never

woah

bulb and i are like extrememly close to getting 1500 rep

zomg who will win

needs a new debate quick whoa

Obviously opinions amount to a great deal in a debate, and how you present yourself. But I was going for more facts to back yourself up with as to who would be winning this one...I didn't think it was going to be this bad. Yeah, Derick wins, and I have pet butterflies AND moths.

Anyways, yeah, Derick pick the next topic.

Oh, and EDIT: If you aren't in the debate, and have nothing much to say about it afterwards, kindly do not post. We can have at least one semi-serious thread in this blog, can't we.

Why do I bother.

Then who's debating next?

EDIT: NVM NVM

[quote=The Judge via AIM]The Amala: Talk about drinking doods

asdf

That has no basis. You can't argue about anything since there isn't a main point.

"Argue about toasters"

What about "drinking dudes" are we actually going to argue about? How alcoholism is bad? Seriously, come on now.

You guys can take your choice:

The pros and cons of being a member of multiple forums

or

the pros and cons of drinking (alcohol)

Well if you're so ****ing amazing come up with a topic. ****.

ABORTION

Take what you get. I didn't want to argue about f*cking moths and butterflies.

Especially when there's no "pro's" about drinking.

Well, not much is going to top moths and butterflies.

Abortion. The war in Iraq. Organized Relgion. Mortal Kombat. Etc.

Pick a type of Heavy Metal Music and argue why it's better than the oppent's choice.

That's it. That's your topic. The heavy metal one. Try Death Metal Vs. Progressive or something.

I'm going out.

EDIT: Whatever Vampiro. Just argue.

Discuss your opinions on the Kyklos and whether or not you think this is a proper cycle for the governments of mankind. GO

I'm going to bed. We'll pick something out tomorrow Vamp.

Night'

:cookie2:

*whoosh*

Just ignore the post I made huge on purpose so you guys would notice.

:cookie:

You guys can be masterbaters but I'm a masturbater.

OLIVE?
OLIVE?
OLIVE?
STIR YOUR DRINK:cookie2:

Hence shut up and heed my words.

So who's up next?

Oh hey I remember this.

Good times were had. And can still be had.

I disagree

Do moths give you nightmares?

[quote=Angelwing]Do moths give you nightmares?

mothra yes, everything else no.

I'd hit it

Ok, so Blub and Vamp, pick a topic.

Where's vamp :mad:

He's pretending to be gone so he won't have to pick a topic.

sup


Wait, didn't Bulb and I already have a go at this?

prove it

You prove we didn't.

go go go

That last "go" should be "gadget".

power rangers

Even better.




Now someone think of a topic, ****it.

You guys close down my void for this pity talk.

Bastards.

concur

Topic SHOULD be power rangers, Like which ranger is better

pff, who watched power rangers.

fine, go ahead and argue. But make it good. Otherwise, I hurt stuff.

I did...I remember the whole green ranger ****. Good stuff.

I always liked the red one the most though. Green was cool too.

Well, most power ranegrs had these coins of power. When I was little, I used to play the arcades and one coin equals to 3 lives, but I always thought, what if I put in those ranger coins? Do I get like 9 lives? If so, that's gay.

Needs more hentai.

What am I waiting for? Why isn't anyone delivering? god****it

GOD ****IT!

green ranger ftw

[quote=Angelwing]What am I waiting for? Why isn't anyone delivering? god****it

We're not delivering because we only serve meat.

innuendo!

[quote=Vampiro]innuendo!

lolol

it was more of "Angelwing eats veggies. Therefore, she's not getting delivery because we only serve meat."

or she's not getting delibird

Serve meat as in penis... OUR penis?

Yeah. Thought so.

[quote=Vampiro]Serve meat as in penis... OUR penis?

Yeah. Thought so.

FINE. YOU WIN.

*sits in the corner and masturbates*

-serves-

My cock is made of stone. I continue to point this out, but no one listens. I have no meat. I have a rock.

I wouldn't brag about that.

Can you smell what the Rock is cookin'?

[quote=The Judge]Can you smell what the Rock is cookin'?

I so wish I would have been slightly dyslexic and read this as Can you smell what the Cock is rookin'?

You probably are by even being able see that in there.

[quote=The Judge]You probably are by even being able see that in there.

That, or my brain picks out words that I deal with on a general basis.

sucking too much c[COLOR="White"]o[/COLOR]ck for your own good.

This sounds like a debate if I ever saw one!

Done.

Debaters: Me and lolin

Topic: How much co[COLOR="White"]c[/COLOR]k is too much?

10

You know you've had too much cock when there's so much semen that this text is white.

Does this mean I **** too much?

make this alive


ALIVE

[quote=Angelwing;194980]Does this mean I **** too much?

your text is yellow

that is so hot

Hot like pee?

yellow pee

hot like that

ME AND LOLIN NEVER FINISHED OUR DEBATE

THEN BEGIN

Yeah, it looks like its your turn.

Moths are still better than butterflies.

Moths are grimmer.

didn't I win that?

I'll masterdebate all over you guys

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;751072]ME AND LOLIN NEVER FINISHED OUR DEBATE

wait, i thought we did and you crushed me much like the hulk can crush black holes.

[quote=Dark Bulb 4.3;751483]I'll masterdebate all over you guys


Mine can shoot farther and thicker, so I win already.

I never even responded.