Party in the back.




Posted by Klarth

Having a mullet
Can only be expressed well
In this haiku form.

[url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/syndicatia/Picture001.jpg]Wharr![/url]
[url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/syndicatia/Picture002.jpg]Dreadnought is the swarthy[/url]
[url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/syndicatia/Picture006.jpg]Headbanging is fun.[/url]
[url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/syndicatia/Picture008.jpg]Not emo.[/url]




Posted by The Judge

I would like to say a few things, and none of them are directed at you. They are directed at your hair.

YOU SUCK. YOUR ENTIRE RACE SUCKS. THE WAY YOU CARRY YOURSELF SUCKS. YOU'RE OLD AND OUTDATED AND YOU SHOULD CUT YOURSELF. AND IT'D BE MUCH FUNNER FOR THAT POOR BOY TO HEADBANG IF YOU WERE LONGER.

Nice uniform though.




Posted by VirtualRealityZone


Quoting The Judge: I would like to say a few things, and none of them are directed at you. They are directed at your hair.

YOU SUCK. YOUR ENTIRE RACE SUCKS. THE WAY YOU CARRY YOURSELF SUCKS. YOU'RE OLD AND OUTDATED AND YOU SHOULD CUT YOURSELF. AND IT'D BE MUCH FUNNER FOR THAT POOR BOY TO HEADBANG IF YOU WERE LONGER.

Nice uniform though.


lol :D


Dude, its business in the front, party in the back :D



Posted by Sable Wind

Nice threads, homie.




Posted by Klarth

Oh, and cookies for anyone who can tell me what game Jarm was playing.

on the laptop, dummies.




Posted by mis0

All I saw playing was your mean air piano.




Posted by 007 ninja

sheena easton had a mullet like yours
[URL=http://img302.imageshack.us/my.php?image=single7fyeo1qy.jpg][IMG]http://img302.imageshack.us/img302/144/single7fyeo1qy.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL]




Posted by MetalVox~55

Good ***, the headbanging one reminded me soooooo much of 80's guitarists. Good show, mate :D




Posted by Caryatid

Nice suit.




Posted by Klarth

*school uniform please

I get that every time I post pics.




Posted by The Judge

Then wear something different.




Posted by Bj Blaskowitz

dude
you look kinda like steve perry
sex me now




Posted by Boner


Quoting Klarth: [url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/syndicatia/Picture008.jpg]Not emo.[/url]


The Judge has already made fun of the hair. So I will make fun of that odd looking bottle of Pepsi in the background. Srsly, WTF is up with dat?



Posted by Fate

L-L-Liquid?!




Posted by Lord of Spam

I wasnt aware that England had a redneck tradition.




Posted by Klarth

Actually, we don't. I'm the only person at the school with one.

And I've been ordered to cut the thing off today. I've been getting a lot of people taking second looks and all that, so it was fun while it lasted.

As for the Pepsi, that would be Jarm's half-empty bottle of Pepsi Max. He's been brainwashed into buying sugar-free cola for some reason.




Posted by Blackacidevil

"Business in the front, Party in the back!"

You look like one of those annoying British kids from that VH1 show. You know, the show where that washed up singer from Kiss tries to make a rock band out of 12-year-old classical music lovers.




Posted by Klarth

I am British. I live in Britain. Our currency is the Pound Sterling, and we like to accuse Americans of treason whenever we can. And I don't watch VH1, nor do I like KISS. So, no, I don't know that show that you said that I know! Gene Simmons is a terrible man and so are you.




Posted by Blackacidevil


Quoting Klarth: I am British. I live in Britain. Our currency is the Pound Sterling, and we like to accuse Americans of treason whenever we can. And I don't watch VH1, nor do I like KISS. So, no, I don't know that show that you said that I know! Gene Simmons is a terrible man and so are you.


Well... no matter what... you are still the one with the ugly looking mullet.



Posted by Skitzo Control

I bet you aspire to be an automobile mechanic!




Posted by Klarth

Nah, I just like watching mah nascar and gettin a brew etcetcetc.

[url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/fnool/Picture005.jpg]Forgot this one.[/url]




Posted by mis0

"dear lord it's AIDS!!!"




Posted by Aesthetic

Don't support Dale Jr. DON'T DO IT :mad:

Kudos to trying out the mullet. I love it when people do odd things with their hair that they know won't go over too well but still do it anyway (you had to've known!). I've vowed to, when I get engaged, shave my head. I've wanted to do this for awhile now, just so that I can give my hair to a place that makes wigs for people with cancer, but I figure that if I do it while engaged, it's not a good enough reason for the guy to say, "Ugh, freak," and run. :cool:

Edit: No, not AIDS; Fun Monkey Disease :(




Posted by MetalVox~55

I concur with the Arch Enemy poster on the wall +1




Posted by Klarth

You have keen eyes.

It's not even my room, it was Jarm who owns that poster and hung it and stuff. It was hung well.




Posted by Klarth

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/fnool/Picturea014.jpg




Posted by Sable Wind

ATTENTION WHORE




Posted by Klarth

*whore in general




Posted by The Judge

Nice Hawaiian shirt FAG.

*big fat party animal




Posted by MetalVox~55


Quoting Klarth: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/fnool/Picturea014.jpg

wtf? I thought brits were supposed to have bad teeth :(



Posted by The Judge

That's just a myth. They don't concentrate on oral hygene as much as we do over here, because they don't have to look like glamorous movie stars, which for some reason a lot of people here seem to think they do. Thus, because overall their teeth aren't glowing like the sun, we say they have bad teeth.




Posted by Slade

How perposterous! >:O

We U.S.ians are sooooo shallow.

Hey, what do the Brits say about us?




Posted by Speedfreak


Quoting The Judge: That's just a myth. They don't concentrate on oral hygene as much as we do over here, because they don't have to look like glamorous movie stars, which for some reason a lot of people here seem to think they do. Thus, because overall their teeth aren't glowing like the sun, we say they have bad teeth.


HA! People over here don't want to look like movie stars, what BOLLOCKS.

It's actually because our tap water is pure whilst yours has fluoride in it, making your teeth whiter. That's it.



Posted by Xenos

You know, every picture you take, you look as if someone is squeezing your neck.

" O ___ O"




Posted by Klarth

I have no idea why that might be!

[quote=Slade]Hey, what do the Brits say about us?

The general stereotype is that you're all fat, greasy and promiscuous, but I'll allow for exceptions.




Posted by Xenos

Your eyeballs look as if they are going to explode.




Posted by Hyper

You look so much older now. Congrats on hitting puberty!

*saves pictures for later photoshopping fun*




Posted by Klarth

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/fnool/Picturea017.jpg[/IMG]

That's my room. And my roommate.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/fnool/Picturea013.jpg[/IMG]

Where I usually post from. Either there or the desk I'm at now.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/fnool/Picturea015.jpg[/IMG]

DVDs

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/fnool/Picturea016.jpg[/IMG]

More DVDs.




Posted by Porcupine

Hahaha, it's terrible, I love it. :D




Posted by MetalVox~55


Quoting Klarth: The general stereotype is that you're all fat, greasy and promiscuous, but I'll allow for exceptions.

It's true. We are all fat, greasy, and promiscuous. I am a perfect example of this in every way :)



Posted by The Judge

I'm Skinny, Dry, and a total Virgin Loser. Stereotype fail.




Posted by Klarth

Yeah, unfortunately the quality's not great because it was taken on a phone, and the image is flipped for some reason. Oh, and the sound doesn't come through properly. In the meantime, enjoy! I have no idea why they're on google video (the other guy is "I feel yellow" - dunno if he still posts, but it was his phone, so it was probably him who uploaded it), but hey, enjoy us arsing around.

1 - http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2552965212412611932&q=afternoon+london
2- http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-588142338430002749&q=afternoon+london
3 - http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7236449983852141744&q=afternoon+london
4 - http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5560995322072145805&q=afternoon+london




Posted by ExoXile

Hah, no sound! :(




Posted by Klarth

Yeah, I'll see if I can fix them and re-upload them with sound sometime.




Posted by ExoXile

Good!
And next time, bring your sheep! >=(




Posted by Ant

the 3rd one... "HIIIIIIII! HIIIIIII! HIIIIIIII!" good stuff.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

haha the third one is great.

And yeah, we need some of the sexy accent.




Posted by Porcupine

They're kinda sorta no good without sound.




Posted by Klarth

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/fnool/immortaltake19sm.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by ExoXile

Oh please, this is what your computer really looked like:
.....That's just NASTY :o




Posted by Porcupine

That's pretty hardcore. I like how you have the actual Immortal pose on your PC.




Posted by Klarth

Heh, it's Jared's. But yeah, we needed to get *exactly* the right pose, and we failed!

Oh, and I can't rep xile >:O




Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Porcupine: That's pretty hardcore. I like how you have the actual Immortal pose on your PC.

They didn't..... it's fake :o



Posted by The Judge

I lol'd at Klarth's post, and I lol'd even harder at Xiles.

How long does that stuff take to wash off your face? I remember I put some gray stuff on parts of my chest and body where my shirt was ripped for my zombie costume, and I still have the gray stuff on my stomach.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

I was just listening to that exact song and I saw the title, and there I see you. Now there is tea all over my keyboard from laughing, thanks a lot >:O




Posted by The Judge

I'm happy to see that at least the new musical bandwagon this site is jumping on is good, as opposed to that Dream Theater, Nightwish and Therion crap. :-*




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Oh, its on random. Oh hot, blink 182 is playing now




Posted by The Judge

Linkin Park Kicks [COLOR="White"]A[/COLOR]ss




Posted by Shin-Ra

Brits are no longer allowed to wear corpsepaint. I'm sorry, but it must be done.




Posted by Klarth

Thing is, though...

It's photoshopped :)




Posted by cool gamer dad

That's nice 'shopping.




Posted by Shin-Ra


Quoting Klarth: Thing is, though...

It's photoshopped :)

Good job, but my point still stands.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I'm happy to see that at least the new musical bandwagon this site is jumping on is good,


Of all genres, too.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

So how hot is the unphotoshopped version?




Posted by Ant

Ha, I like it.




Posted by mis0

Brilliant! And nice 'shopping, there.




Posted by netman

jared is the sexier of the two!!




Posted by coromoro


Quoting Klarth: Thing is, though...

It's photoshopped :)


Oh my, you did an amazingly good job there. :cool:



Posted by Klarth

It wasn't me, it was Jar (other guy in photo). He's been practicing that on every photo he has. :)




Posted by Sable Wind

Brilliant.




Posted by Klarth

Yeah, I kow bonfire night was on the fifth, but people in Wye are weirdos and celebrate it on the twelfth. I got a weekend leave from school and saturday was fuin. Took the train to Faversham, met up with a friend and headed over to Woolworth's to buy food.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/fnool/SP_A0292.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/fnool/SP_A0293.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/fnool/SP_A0294.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/fnool/SP_A0295.jpg

We got sidetracked pretty quickly and wound up in the toys section. I balked at everything on offer.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/fnool/SP_A0297.jpg

SOCKS! AND THEY'RE NODDY-THEMED!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/fnool/SP_A0296.jpg

I debated over buying them, but it turned out they were just-a-tad-overpriced at




Posted by Porcupine

[url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/fnool/SP_A0318.jpg]Ron Weasley.[/url]

And you should've bought those socks.




Posted by VirtualRealityZone


Quoting Porcupine: [url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/fnool/SP_A0318.jpg]Ron Weasley.[/url]

And you should've bought those socks.


:D Haha



Posted by ExoXile

....Oh the shame :o




Posted by coromoro


Quoting Klarth: It wasn't me, it was Jar (other guy in photo). He's been practicing that on every photo he has. :)


Well, make sure you tell him that coromoro said that he did an amazingly good job with that picture! :)



Posted by Ant

Hahahahahaha, nice shop exoxile. Instead of a $ sign you changed it into some weird *** L shaped thing.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Whoa, quite a few pics here. Nice shots, though. :cool:




Posted by Skitzo Control


Toblerone? Is that British for really big triangular chocolate stick?!




Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Skitzo Control:
Toblerone? Is that British for really big triangular chocolate stick?!

Nope, Austrian. :D



Posted by Pit

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...l/SP_A0316.jpg

That one really reminded me of the Iron Maiden Wicker Man Video




Posted by brownoystercult

Toblerones are ****ing amazing.




Posted by Klarth

Yes, they are.
[quote]Toblerone? Is that British for really big triangular chocolate stick?!
Yeah, pretty much. They're good for beatings.




Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Klarth:
Yeah, pretty much. They're good for beatings.

They are not! :o



Posted by Klarth

K, while they're still in the packaging.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Ant: Hahahahahaha, nice shop exoxile. Instead of a $ sign you changed it into some weird *** L shaped thing.

That's the pound symbol you big dummy.



Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Ant: Hahahahahaha, nice shop exoxile. Instead of a $ sign you changed it into some weird *** L shaped thing.

So you noticed :D ?



Posted by Acheron

Oh, Jack, you are ever so English!




Posted by Shade

I love Toblerone.

You have really long arms. 0_0




Posted by Proto Man

Wait... you still have Woolworths out there? I miss Woolworths :(

Nice pictures BTW.




Posted by Dreadnought

Thank you, coromoro. I'm not dead yet.
Consider this my first post back.




Posted by kaseyrocks

looked like fun




Posted by Apathetic

Wow Google video works nicely, what games you got for the PSP btw, and what one were you playing?




Posted by Fei-on Castor

U R HAWT.




Posted by Klarth


Yeah, so here I am unshaven and with greasy hair due to sleeping in late. :( Nasty stuff. Plus, the flash makes me look paler than I actually am.

Check back for more of my whoring adventures! Or something.




Posted by The Judge

You look hideous.

Oh yeah, and nice photo.




Posted by MetalVox~55

Future Chippendale you are, yessir!




Posted by Slade

Post more and make them sucky so this will be a proper camera whore thread.




Posted by Fate

Needs more blur.




Posted by Poco


Quoting Klarth:
Yeah, so here I am unshaven and with greasy hair due to sleeping in late. :( Nasty stuff. Plus, the flash makes me look paler than I actually am.

Check back for more of my whoring adventures! Or something.



I would **** you because i like your eyes. Also, shave the peach fuzz moustache, it's just not flattering.



Posted by Iris

I SEE A LOT OF HAIR IN THE BACK! DESTROY IT




Posted by The Judge

Ha, I just noticed Klarth has a beaner 'stash.




Posted by Klarth

HENCE, UNSHAVEN. It's gone now.

Christ I realise now that I look ugly in that. That's horrible. :/ My hair looks good fluffy and all over the place, not greasy and flattened down.




Posted by The Judge

I had a dream that there was a large centipede robot outside my house.

Anthony was over.

He said "So no one's said anything about the robot?"

I replied "Eh, if they wanted to know, they'd ask."

And that was it.

Sometimes my dreams suck.




Posted by Porcupine

Is it just me, or are your eyes slightly different colors?




Posted by The Judge

No, you're right. One seems to be light green (or bright, whichever), and the other one seems to be a dull blue-gray.

KLARTH'S A HUSKY!




Posted by junior senior

Snowdogs was a bad movie. :cool:




Posted by Ant

Pft, I bet you think Space Jam was a bad movie too. You can go to hell.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Because it was. ;)

I like your green eye. Other eye is neat too. :cool: Even greasy, you're still good lookin'.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Nice tie, fag.




Posted by Klarth


Quoting The Judge: I had a dream that there was a large centipede robot outside my house.

Anthony was over.

He said "So no one's said anything about the robot?"

I replied "Eh, if they wanted to know, they'd ask."

And that was it.

Sometimes my dreams suck.

Shut up, tryhard.

Yeah, my right eye's got bits of orange in it for some unfathomable reason (they're actually there, but in the mirror they're not as bright as the photo shows - must be the flash), and my left eye's kinda blue! It's fun.

Oh, and I'm bleaching my hair, so expect photos sometime.



Posted by Klarth

[url=http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/1733/dsci00189sp.jpg]YES, YOU. DOWN THERE.[/url]
[url=http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/7110/dsci00225la.jpg]mmfsdk[/url]
[url=http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/6216/dscn97613um.jpg]Looking pensive[/url]
[url=http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9814/dscn97705mf.jpg]Hair's most obvious in this one[/url]
[url=http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/6807/dscn97837wh.jpg]For Fate.[/url]

I'm pretty satisfied with the results so far, but I'm going to try getting my hair as bright as possible. lol i'm tho fabulouth.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You look hawt when you pensive.




Posted by Fate

Yesssssss.




Posted by Hyper

You look extremely fat in the one for Fate.

Anyway, bring back the ****ing mullet. >:0




Posted by Klarth

I'm working on it, bear with me. :(

[quote=Fate]Yesssssss.
lol i dun get it




Posted by Lord of Spam

needs more livejournal filters




Posted by Klarth




The hair, guys. The hair.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

gtfo




Posted by The Judge

I'm gonna cut my hair again.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Me too, like, ear length.




Posted by MetalVox~55


Quoting Vampiro: Me too, like, ear length.

:eek: no way



Posted by The Judge


Quoting Vampiro: Me too, like, ear length.

WOW

Well, then again, you could make a lot of money with the whole selling it for a wig thing.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No, I would donate to cancer. Like I did last time.




Posted by sabre

[quote]There are so many comments I could make on this one. The second one though is actually pretty hot.




Posted by Klarth

lol i'm offended >:O




Posted by Porcupine



You look about 8. :cool:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I disagree.

He looks about 15.




Posted by Fate

I still think your MySpace picture with the thumb up is your best haircut. That, and the second one that Sabredog mentioned.




Posted by Klarth

I prefer the second one I recently posted over the Toblerone one, but here it is again for good measure. :D



...That was about two weeks after the worst haircut of my life - Y'know, when I got the godawful mullet shawn off. :( THAT was when I looked about eight and really ****ing pretentious / gay. (In fact, I'm pretty sure Jar kept most of the hair - I don't want to know what he did with it.) I'm considering growing my hair long, but maybe I should just keep it at roughly the length I have it at now... I can comb it so it doesn't look TOO long (without contradicting school rules - technically, if it touches the back of your collar, you have to get it cut).

However, I've been thinking recently: Should I dye it a second colour? I'm considering lightly streaking it with black, but I'm unsure. Opinions, please.

Oh, and for future reference: No, I didn't wind up buying the Toblerone. They contain nuts. Nuts make me die. Bah.




Posted by Ant

No. Don't grow it long. If you dye it, I'd go with a dark brown. Seems it would suit you best.

Oh, and eat nuts.




Posted by Noir

You look kind of like my cousin on the white side of my family...




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Vampiro: No, I would donate to cancer. Like I did last time.

That's the dumbest thing you've ever said. Gtfo.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: That's the dumbest thing you've ever said. Gtfo.

yeah

Stupid cancer patients losing hair. Idiots.



But seriously, pretty much everyone in my family has died, or has had cancer. So, it's kind of an important subject to me. A[COLOR="White"]s[/COLOR]s.



Posted by Fate

I'm into messier hair.




Posted by Ant

It would be funny if you collected all the hair you've cut and kept it in your closet.




Posted by KoH

Would've been funny if you collected all your hair and glued it to your chest.




Posted by Klarth

Would've been funnier if I mailed a year's worth of dandruff to you in a sealed envelope.




Posted by Klarth


Emo shot for posterity.




Posted by Lord of Spam

needs moar photoshop




Posted by Klarth

The one reason that I'll ever run my pics through photoshop is to correct overexposure. :mad:




Posted by Lord of Spam

Then you arent emo enough yet. gb2/myspace




Posted by Klarth

I would, but their picture upload script is broken right now.

:(




Posted by Klarth

[url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/syndicatia/DSCI0073.jpg]blurrry[/url]
[url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/syndicatia/DSCI0072.jpg]also blurrry[/url]

And yeah, I'm always in the same class. >_< It's the only one where there are cameras lying around for no reason. And hey, from tomorrow any photos from my design class will be of me manufacturing my lamp - I'll be sure to post the finished thing.




Posted by Pit

RONALD WEASLY.




Posted by MetalVox~55

lolz kris.




Posted by Klarth

Hah, it's scary and distressing you should say that for reasons I'm not going to go into right now. :( And yeah, the bleaching's done something odd. If it doesn't go back to blonde then I'm dying it a fun colour.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

purple




Posted by Klarth

Something that won't get me expelled.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I assume you can only have natural colours? If so, there's no such thing as a fun natural colour.




Posted by MetalVox~55


Quoting Vampiro: yeah

Stupid cancer patients losing hair. Idiots.



But seriously, pretty much everyone in my family has died, or has had cancer. So, it's kind of an important subject to me. A[COLOR="White"]s[/COLOR]s.

:link: Hail to you, sir. You're a good man.



Posted by MetalVox~55


Quoting Vampiro: I assume you can only have natural colours? If so, there's no such thing as a fun natural colour.

Black with natural red-colored streaks is what I used to have, and I loved it. Now, my hair is black with light brown streaks. It's pretty sexy. Too bad it's getting cut off.

edit: woo double post.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Hail to you, sir. You're a good man.


I am a grim man, sir.



Posted by MetalVox~55


Quoting Vampiro: I am a grim man, sir.

You're grim, yet you sell video games with a smile on your face at a mall? I hardly think that qualifies as "grim". Grim would refusing to help customers as they wish to get the newest and latest game, and when they bring it up to you, you cross your arms in an X across your chest, mutter some ancient Nordic chant to the gods above, and then, against your heathen will, sell them said game.

THAT, my friend, is Grim.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

That, you piece of whale co[COLOR="White"]c[/COLOR]k, is not grim. It is evil. I may sell video games in a mall, but you can bet that I sell them with a gloomy, cold disposition.




Posted by MetalVox~55


Quoting Vampiro: That, you piece of whale co[COLOR="White"]c[/COLOR]k, is not grim. It is evil. I may sell video games in a mall, but you can bet that I sell them with a gloomy, cold disposition.

!!!



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Impossible.




Posted by MetalVox~55


Quoting Vampiro: Impossible.

You lying sack of ****.



Posted by Klarth


CLOCKWORK ****ING ORANGE.

Basically, a friend was all like "I'm doing some lighting tech, wanna come?" so it was pretty much an excuse to **** around with the lighting board. Then I auditioned for the school fashion show simply because the auditions were taking place at the same time. :kiss:

See also:
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/1301/spa05338gs.jpg
Fuse cupboard with EXTRA-MINIMUM SECURITY. The padlock's still attached to the bracket, for shit's sake.




Posted by Klarth

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8939504146532758004

Now in video form!




Posted by Lord of Spam

The Clockwork Orange reference made me lol.

You wish you were as h4rdXxXc0re as Alex.




Posted by Klarth

Should the hardcore bit entails therapy, rehab and inability to enjoy Mozart, then I'm out.

If, however, there is surprise buttsex...




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol british voices.




Posted by Klarth

[url=http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/8551/dsci00068yr.jpg]Huge photo one[/url]
[url=http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/5342/dsci00049ij.jpg]Not *quite* so huge[/url]
[url=http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/4843/dsci000g76jk.jpg]Turning wood for my lamp project - It's actually moving mother****ing fast in that pic[/url]
[url=http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/2941/dsci0s0041ty.jpg]Rapist.[/url]

THEY DO NOTHING.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

That's a pretty ****ty lamp.




Posted by Klarth

Well, duh, considering it's just a block of wood right now.




Posted by Fate

That last one really does make you look like a rapist.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Well, duh, considering it's just a block of wood right now.


That's a pretty ****ty block of wood



Posted by Klarth


Quoting Fate: That last one really does make you look like a rapist.

Uhhh... Thanks?

:(



Posted by Klarth


Blurriest I could get.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Nice attempt at being emo, but the cut isn't right.




Posted by Klarth





Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

That made me laugh so hard.




Posted by Klarth





Posted by Fate

This thread is gold.




Posted by Klarth

I love having an oppurtunity to camwhore for no good reason.




Posted by Dreadnought

OH MY G*D VAMPIRE!!!!!



[IMG]http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/4369/jackcroppes2ki.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

bol




Posted by Sable Wind

FREAKING DYE YOUR HAIR BACK




Posted by Klarth

or... black?

ns Jar. :cool:




Posted by Dreadnought

Jack, I think we should totally go for the monochrome/high contrast effect back in prison.

Dye your hair jet black, and I'll find a way to go solid anime white.

Teeton will flip!




Posted by Klarth

Get a white trenchcoat and then we'll talk. Also, get your *** on MSN. <3




Posted by Dexter

I demand more pictures of your father, Klarth. He's a rad looking furry Englishman.




Posted by Klarth


Webcam tomfoolery. So far I've had a few people saying **** about this photo like "you remind me of someone but I don't know who". Ideas?

edit:

[quote=Dexter]
I demand more pictures of your father, Klarth. He's a rad looking furry Englishman.
I don't talk to him anymore. Plus, he's Austrian.




Posted by Kent Traffic Cop


Quoting Klarth:





JESUS CHRIST!


Offensive Weapons Act, Section 1(k) - an offence under section 1(1) of the Prevention of Crime Act 1953 (prohibition of the carrying of offensive weapons without lawful authority or reasonable excuse).


Oh yes Constable - I'm going to eat it - not hit someone round the head with it...



Sorry... anyways, I still think the best pic of all time was The Erotic Witch Project one - looks like you got cam cream on your face. Madness.



Posted by Dreadnought

[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2452/dsc00852medium1hc.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

Lolz




Posted by Klarth

I should wear a bandana more often now that my hair's a decent length.

And I can't find the Erotic With Project photo. :( You have it anywhere, Kenty?




Posted by Klarth

GAHAHAHA. Oh christ, that was when I was thirteen...! Faversham carnival 2003, I think. Ns overexposed lips. And teeth. (Why are they so yellow in that...?)

The interesting face is due to an exploding can of black hairspray, btw. That night was hilarious - Just a few hours of chucking buckets of coppers at children, then riding a load of ****ty carnival rides. Can't wait until October this year, I get to do it again - with booze!




Posted by Kent Traffic Cop

lmao - Faversham, eh? I was driving through there the other day. I'll be sure to throw coppers at the children next time :p:




Posted by Klarth

http://vgchat.com/showpost.php?p=234838&postcount=94

Someone please prune that. ***, that old photo's just... Embrarrasing. :(

[url=http://img276.imageshack.us/img276/1286/dsci000521sw.jpg]Someone snapped this one while I was using the lathe.[/url] That's the body of an unfinished desk lamp I'm working on.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Klarth: http://vgchat.com/showpost.php?p=234838&postcount=94

Someone please prune that. ***, that old photo's just... Embrarrasing. :(


Saved for posterity... and blackmail!:)



Posted by Klarth

Don't you ****ing dare. IF YOU ****ING DARE I'LL ****ING KILL YOU.




Posted by Lord of Spam

;)

Have faith, klarthy bby:*




Posted by Fate


Quoting Klarth: http://vgchat.com/showpost.php?p=234838&postcount=94

Someone please prune that. ***, that old photo's just... Embrarrasing. :(


k



Posted by Klarth

Thank you very much.

I'm going to rape you, LoS >:O




Posted by Kent Traffic Cop

What what?!

Thread invalid? Pfft... communism...




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I dare you, LoS. Double dare.




Posted by Kent Traffic Cop

I double dog sh!t dare you!

C'mon - post FTW ;)




Posted by Klarth

*** ****it I hate you.




Posted by Dreadnought

HEY, you have your mother's crossbite!




Posted by Fate

Who's got the button?




Posted by Dreadnought

Jesus christ, that is hideous. Almost as bad as his passport photo.

Maturity improves.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Large smile is laaaarge.

And I wont do anything with the pic. I swear.;)




Posted by Klarth

This is embarassing, guys. **** you. :(




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I like his hair.

:)




Posted by Klarth

****ing delete this.




Posted by Klarth

I'm ****ing seeeeeerious.




Posted by Fate

Really? The whole thread? Serious business?




Posted by Hyper

okay okay I'll stop :cool:




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Fate: Really? The whole thread? Serious business?

The obviously stupid photos. The one of my mother, too. :(



Posted by Fate

k




Posted by Kent Traffic Cop

:(

Picture of hawtness girl is gone along with cop cartoon :(


Sux




Posted by Lord of Spam

The pic of your mom was odd. I looked at it once and was like "lol milf". Then later I looked at it again and it got a resounding "meh".




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Fate: k

You missed Hyper's last post. :(



Posted by Fate

k




Posted by Klarth

thx




Posted by Klarth


Here's our office. That's Chris's workstation on the left, Max's workstation closer to the camera.


Lovely limited edition transparent-green modded Xbox in action.


Max's workstation. Near the right set of drawers you can see his laptop on the docking station - That's what the two screens are plugged into. He also VNCs with the ibook so he only needs to use one mouse and one keyboard for two environments. =o


My desk in the corner. And yes, I do have to climb over it to get there.


lol it's my audioscrobbler and not vgc


Chris's workstation.


A DOOR? COULD IT LEAD TO A... HOVEL?


nah it's just my room


Bed, wall, fan, hat, lamp, server (slightly offscreen)


The walls are thin, so I can't go to bed after 4AM. That's when the ravens, crows and seagulls start calling.


I sleep next to a dessicated plasma screen.


Next door's aircon equipment, and my... Outdoor terrace.


After I clambered onto the bit near the fans, I accidentally took a shot of my feet. My left knee is dusty as **** and my right knee has a hole in it!


Pub across the road; might go out tomorrow night...


Roof of my shack


Moi.




Posted by Arcadios

Reminds me of my grandparent's house.
I wouldn't mind living in your room though.
The simple things are satisfying enough for me.




Posted by Lord of Spam

That is, by far, the coolest place I have ever seen.

Are you still in england, or are you in france now?




Posted by Iris

Doesn't look like a place I'd want to be barefoot in. Your hair is nice. :cool:




Posted by Xero

I loved the room of the first pics. Your room kinda made me think of the movie "saw" and you...well, you look ok. Lets say you have the face of someone nobody would mess with.




Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Klarth:

Moi.


Has anyone ever told you that you look like Andy Dick?



Posted by Xenos

I clean up/remodel rooms $15 dollars each time. *oscar* [flight/materials not included]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Wow, not only do you get a disgusting room, but you get a ****ty desk.


And yet... somehow, it all manages to be pretty awesome.




Posted by NEMI

Your office looks cool with all those technological things,now your room needs a makeover but it's ok, I don't judge you for that. And hey,you just look like your avatar and that's not an everyday thing Klarth, lol.




Posted by Klarth

LoS: This is in England.

[quote=Roger Smith]
Has anyone ever told you that you look like Andy Dick?
Nope! Probably because I only started wearing glasses two weeks ago.

As for looking like my avatar, I've actually been looking for an SS cap for quite a long time. I can't find one anywhere :(




Posted by Ant


Quoting Vampiro: Wow, not only do you get a disgusting room, but you get a ****ty desk.


And yet... somehow, it all manages to be pretty awesome.


Yeah, I agree. It's like you live in some sort of sh[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]thole, yet it's full of modern technology.



Posted by Kit


Quoting Klarth:
lol it's my audioscrobbler and not vgc


Bourbon creams are the best biscuits ever. :D



Posted by Linkman

Nice walls in your bedroom; sheetrock is so last century.




Posted by Arcadios

Black DS Lite...I envy you. :(




Posted by The Judge

I like your house. It's got a very rustic look to it. Makes me nostalgic.




Posted by Klarth

Heh, I don't actually live here, I live in France. And hell, I don't actually live in France, either, considering I spend eight months a year in boarding school. Come to think of it, I don't really live there either considering it's not a permanent residence. Well, I'm here for the summer, so I might as well consider this my dwelling...

Anyway, the French place is mother****ing rustic, too. Like, sandstone walls and bits of flint sticking out everywhere. I've always lived in old houses - One English house was a converted barn from the 1700s, one was the renovated home of King Richard Plantagenet's bastard son, and one was a converted mental asylum. And I'm perfectly serious about that.

[quote=Mr.Nintendo]Black DS Lite...I envy you. :(
Gets fingerprints mother****ing FAST. Also, I haven't been able to play online for a few days because I can't pick up next door's wifi from my desk... If I were to move where the sofa was then (we've sinced moved it to behind my bro's desk), then I'd be able to leech, but I get no reception where I am right now. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Just buy a a router, you cheap *******. They're inexpensive.




Posted by Klarth

We already have a router. It's on WEP though because there used to be some bastard who sat outside in his car with his laptop drinking coffee all day.




Posted by NEMI


Quoting Klarth: As for looking like my avatar, I've actually been looking for an SS cap for quite a long time. I can't find one anywhere :(



It doesn't matter...it looks cool anyway ;)



Posted by Slade

Need an SS cap? Raid people's grandparent's homes. My friend just found an SS sword and rifle of some kind in his grandma's attic. Both mint condition. I'm posting pics if he ever brings the sword over here.

That place seems cool to live in. Basic necessities, pub across the street... So what exactly are these workstations for?




Posted by Klarth

Heh, I've got my great uncle's service helmet from when he was at Stalingrad... You know, one of these:



Obviously not quite the same, and I don't want to wear it considering where it's been and what happened... But it's still damned cool.

[quote=Slade]So what exactly are these workstations for?
We're web designers! :cookie:




Posted by Ant

So this is the glarmorous life of a web-designer. It's everything I've always dreamed it would be. ; _ ;




Posted by Klarth

Well, to tell the truth, we're not web designers at all. The three of us actually take shifts entering the numbers into the workstations every 108 minutes, otherwise the world will end...




Posted by The Judge

I predict you will stop entering number at midnight on December 21st, 2012.




Posted by nich


Quoting Klarth: Well, to tell the truth, we're not web designers at all. The three of us actually take shifts entering the numbers into the workstations every 108 minutes, otherwise the world will end...


Lost reference WEEEE!



Posted by Klarth


Quoting The Judge: I predict you will stop entering number at midnight on December 21st, 2012.

Then the plane will crash on our house, and a load of people will crawl out of it and blow our front door open with dynamite. They take over the number-entering for us, but there was totally a SYSTEM FAILURE and then there's angst. Then the bald dude brings down the blast doors and the sky turns a funny colour and everyone's all like MY EAAAAAAARS! =o



Posted by Slade


Quoting Klarth: Then the plane will crash on our house, and a load of people will crawl out of it and blow our front door open with dynamite. They take over the number-entering for us, but there was totally a SYSTEM FAILURE and then there's angst. Then the bald dude brings down the blast doors and the sky turns a funny colour and everyone's all like MY EAAAAAAARS! =o

[quote]Lost reference WEEEE!
.



Posted by Klarth

We haven't found the statue yet, though. STILL WORKING ON IT.