[FONT=Verdana][COLOR=White]MetalVox 6505: I have a cyst.
MetalVox 6505: on my left hand
fnool: Nasty
fnool: No guitar for you?
MetalVox 6505: preventing me from playing guitar
MetalVox 6505: thats why it hurts so effin much :(
fnool: I can't decide to follow this up with a :cool: for my mad clairvoyance
fnool: or a :( for pity
MetalVox 6505: how about a :-\ for a mix of both?
MetalVox 6505: learn your emoticons, young padawan.
MetalVox 6505: they're most useful
fnool: but my bakery products are weak
fnool: and i am nearly out of chocolate
MetalVox 6505: we shall work on your bakery skills
fnool: radical
MetalVox 6505: but for now, Emoticons are a standard within the Force.
MetalVox 6505: and you must learn them.
MetalVox 6505: and you must learn them.
fnool: and i must learn them.
fnool: shall i defend the temple?
MetalVox 6505: I'm sorry. You are not part of the order.
MetalVox 6505: henceforth, you may not defend the temple.
MetalVox 6505: Only a fully qualified Jedi may do such.
MetalVox 6505: Or an Auror.
MetalVox 6505: you are neither.
fnool: what about a roof tile repairman?
fnool: surely that qualifies me for something
fnool: surely the temple has roof tiles in need of repair?
MetalVox 6505: The temple is so awesome it never needs it's roof repaired
MetalVox 6505: Thats why we're defending it.
fnool: then why are you all soaking wet?
fnool: and why is there a bird's nest on it?
MetalVox 6505: because there is a pool inside.
MetalVox 6505: and that bird is a fully qualified Auror.
fnool: and that explains the fissure in the roof, then/
fnool: *?
MetalVox 6505: It's for teleporting :)
MetalVox 6505: we can't teleport through solid objects, or we'd get a splode.
fnool: which is why i see a plague of cockroaches pouring from it, I take it
fnool: are they aurors, too?
MetalVox 6505: No. They're the maids.
MetalVox 6505: we hired them to clean up.
MetalVox 6505: and they do a good job :)
fnool: so you hire cockroaches to clean up
MetalVox 6505: so we let them live in the walls.
MetalVox 6505: yeah
fnool: and you deny a fully qualified roof tiler any kind of job at all?
MetalVox 6505: if they don't clean, we levicorpus force push them.
fnool: if the temple is so awesome that it doesn't need its roof repairing then why do you need to have it cleaned?
MetalVox 6505: dude, the roof requires no tiles.
MetalVox 6505: because the other Jedaurors throw lots of partys
MetalVox 6505: naturally, it can get messy inside.
fnool: then how about i install a wireless lan instead.
MetalVox 6505: dude, we need to lan. we have the Opti1337 Gateware super computer
MetalVox 6505: it's the size of a button.
MetalVox 6505: but it kicks lots of ***.
fnool: what if i could get you a supercomputer the size of an STD?
MetalVox 6505: it was a gift from the owner of Frito Lays
fnool: STD's are pretty small:-\
MetalVox 6505: then i'd have to go see a doctor.
MetalVox 6505: and he'd be all "so you've got a cyst AND an STD?"
fnool: you would have to GO see a doctor?
fnool: is there not one in The Temple?
MetalVox 6505: correct, young padawan.
fnool: well, it so happens that despite being already a computer technician and a roof repairman
fnool: I am in fact a fully qualified neurosurgeon among other things
MetalVox 6505: no you're not.
fnool: no really i am!
fnool: I have a card:(
MetalVox 6505: you can't fool me. you haven't graduated from Hogwarts yet. and Snape doesn't like you.
MetalVox 6505: and Yoda says you need more work in transfiguration.
fnool: I have a card:mad:
fnool: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/fnool/CARD.jpg
fnool: see
fnool: proof
fnool: Now I must become one in the temple
MetalVox 6505: cards have nothing to do with being a defender of the temple.
MetalVox 6505: and yes, I am a mudblood :mad:
fnool: depends if you're a cool temple or not
fnool: all cool temples have neurosurgeons
MetalVox 6505: nope
fnool: and all cool neurosurgeons have cards
MetalVox 6505: we need no neurosurgens
MetalVox 6505: the man who works the garage door does our neurosurgeoning
fnool: what about vampiro? i can see his brain through his left ear
MetalVox 6505: and he's really good
fnool: that can't be good
MetalVox 6505: he's part vampire
MetalVox 6505: during the day, his skin gets translucant
fnool: well, so am i, and i can tell that's not good
fnool: um
MetalVox 6505: no you're not.
MetalVox 6505: you're still a padawan.
fnool: that doesn't explain the frontal lobe hanging out of his left eye.
MetalVox 6505: it's a disguise. anyone who isn't a defender sees that.
fnool: i see.
fnool: and i am in fact part vampire, *****
fnool: i have bloodstains on my teeth and all
fnool: although that might have something to do with not brushing them
MetalVox 6505: no, you just pick your nose regularly
fnool: i've been told that it won't bleed so much if i keep my finger out of there.
MetalVox 6505: that is truth
MetalVox 6505: seeing as it was me who told you that :mad:
fnool: oh. yes
fnool: but in the meantime
fnool: does the temple need any prostitutes?
MetalVox 6505: nope. we have a really hot chick in there.
fnool: well, do you need any male prostitution then
MetalVox 6505: and depending on how many defenders are present
MetalVox 6505: she multiplies.
MetalVox 6505: and no. We already have Cody inside.
MetalVox 6505: he's always working up more 97k samples of rocking music :)
fnool: then
fnool: i must reveal myself
fnool: i am actually not a padawan
fnool: ********
MetalVox 6505: Lord Vadermort?
fnool: Indeed.
fnool: I expect my hot tub to be ready within the hour.
MetalVox 6505: sorry. you've been banned from the temple
fnool: what why
MetalVox 6505: ever since you Avada Lightsabered Walter Mattheau
MetalVox 6505: you've had a lifelong ban
fnool: see, that was a misunderstanding
MetalVox 6505: incorrect
MetalVox 6505: i was there.
MetalVox 6505: he asked you to pass the salt
MetalVox 6505: and you killed him
fnool: i was caught up in the moment
MetalVox 6505: ...at dinner?
fnool: he bought my powerbook with leprechaun gold!
fnool: of course i was ****ed with him:(
MetalVox 6505: he invited you over to give you a new job in the temple!
MetalVox 6505: and you killed our leader!
fnool: as a GIGOLO?
MetalVox 6505: Gigolo is better than nothing in the temple.
fnool: I am a lord. I do not wolf pussy for a living.
MetalVox 6505: you woulda been able to recruit weirdly shaped european women for the temple
MetalVox 6505: Psh. Anakin Riddle, you're nothing more than a little whiny farm boy.
fnool: correction: a pimp woulda been able to do that.
fnool: liesss
MetalVox 6505: i do not lie
MetalVox 6505: especially since im listening to Evergrey.
fnool: I'll have you know that my millenium firebolt is a tad more than what your average farm boy uses in his day-to-day routine
MetalVox 6505: I don't need a Millenium Firebolt.
MetalVox 6505: I teleport :)
fnool: Apparition is soooo overrated
MetalVox 6505: which, to contrary belief-- yes, exactly.
fnool: i remember the time that your left arm ended up in that tree
fnool: and guess who got it down for you?
MetalVox 6505: that was Jack lemmon
MetalVox 6505: not me.
fnool: nah, i'm pretty sure it was you
fnool: if you remember
fnool: we never could find Lemmon's nose
MetalVox 6505: i found it.
fnool: oh?
MetalVox 6505: Crookbacca had taken it.
fnool: before or after the brutal milkshake incident?
MetalVox 6505: he slipped off during it.
fnool: I see...
MetalVox 6505: he slipped off during it.
MetalVox 6505: ....Jack
fnool: yes
MetalVox 6505: wtf
MetalVox 6505: lmfao
fnool: i dunno
fnool: but i'm so posting this
MetalVox 6505: yes
fnool: :link:[/COLOR][/FONT]
