just like the various other caption the pictures games.. you write a caption for my gay pictures :D
points are awarded for the captions i find funny, and anybody is invited to play
points will be given at the fridays every two weeks, so for this first round you have two extra days :D
i'll be using older pictures and new unseen pictures for this game, so some of you will have a bit of an advantage if you have seen the older stuff... more pictures will be added for the next rounds
ok lets begin
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/bazariah/bazariah/000000000000000philisfat.jpg[/IMG]
pic 1
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/bazariah/00000011111rehabilitateyourself.jpg[/IMG]
pic2
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/bazariah/bazariah/c49ea34e.jpg[/IMG]
pic 3
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/bazariah/bazariah/14_baz_again.jpg[/IMG]
pic 4
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/bazariah/icheinhander.jpg[/IMG]
pic 5
Pic1- Why are you staring at me?
Pic2- Smoking?... SWEET!
Pic3- Are you about to do the camera?
Pic4- Are you stupid? The answer is monkeys!
Pic5- Nice tatoo.
Pic1- Ok you are trying to adjust a camera while 50 other people are dead on the floor because you killed them and you adjusted the camera so nobody see's them dead the you put them in your garden.
Pic2- You must drink alot...
Pic3- Contra Hard Corpes is cool don't you think.
Pic4- The answer isn't monkey's Zabuza it's 4.
Pic5- Is that venom?
Pic1- Your ****ing off.
Pic2- Your still ****ing off.
Pic3- Your lening over and still your ****ing off.
Pic4- Man the answer must be hard since you keep thinking of ****ing off after the show.
Pic5- You are done ****ing off.
Nice storyline.
1. Well la-dee-da.
2. sup
3. "cock goes where?" OR "Is this loli?"
4. FEBTOBER
5. *manly grunt*
Isn't the idea that they're meant to be funny, guys?
I mean, nice pictures!!!
3: "WTF?!"
1. "you're good, but can you twist your neck like this?"
2. Two seconds after this photo was taken, my cigarette fell the rest of the way from my mouth, burning down my sister's flat.
3. "High score on Contra, and my mouth is wide open, ready to perform oral sex on some dude."
4. "Ummm... You guys, I told you my name is Bazariah, and you've put 'Barry' on my podium..."
5. "Man, I've got to leave so I can listen to 'Insecure' by Fei-on. Haven't heard that song in a while."
1- nigga plz
1. Feed me instead!
4. I'll take the rapist...
5. Watch me make Venom do a hula dance!
5. Wanna see where I put spiderman?
well it's time for the results
here goes
pic one: Sable Wind
pic two: The Judge
pic three: Junior Senior
pic four: Fei-on
pic five: Kodachi
each quote i find the funniest wins 1 point
thus the first competitors have 1 point a piece:
Sable Wind (1)
The Judge (1)
Junior Senior (1)
Fei-on (1)
Kodachi (1)
next round:
pic 1
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/bazariah/bazariah/bazabout5minsago0002.jpg[/IMG]
pic 2
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/bazariah/bazariah/clintonsbaz0002.jpg[/IMG]
pic 3
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/bazariah/bazariah/bbbbbbbaz0001.jpg[/IMG]
pic 4
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/bazariah/bazariah/000000000000000cky.jpg[/IMG]
pic5
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/bazariah/bazariah/000000fordb.jpg[/IMG]
ok now go :D
Pic1- I gotta beard now... so shut the **** up.
Pic2- My name is clinton now and I work at KFC chopping hands off of inacent old people to fry them and serve them to crack delling terrorist... or the fact I work at an airport hell I don't know!
Pic3- I think I should join the back seat bangers?
Pic4- I took the picture because I'm bored to hell with this cigerette.
Pic5- I'm chooking the guy with the camera so he'd tell my sister the things I write down or I'll kill this *****.
Pic1- See thoose flowers in the background thoose were given to me after I killed my mom.
Pic2- I look like that asian guy from the Matrix.
Pic3- **** tatoo! Now I won't be able to convince that fat lady I'm a gay person.
Pic4- Dare me to put my hand in the fan blade.
Pic5- Look Below At Signature... it doesn't seem to work...
this thread is going to feature every picture taken either on my camera, my phone, my webcam or by others (about me)
and this is going to be every random haggard shot, including drunk lunacy, idiotic behaviour, work pics and so-on
each picture will be part of a catagory, being bazariah, baz, and barry dependent on mood and time of day :D
so here we go and on with the show
the first pic i took of 2006, an after work barry shot
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/bazariah/2006%20year%20of%20baz/bored.jpg[/IMG]
now some plain barry pics
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/bazariah/2006%20year%20of%20baz/Picture1.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/bazariah/2006%20year%20of%20baz/Picture2.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/bazariah/2006%20year%20of%20baz/Picture3.jpg[/IMG]
Nice pics. Especially like the tattoo.
In the first picture you look bald. The ones after are like after shots for a hair re-growth commercial.
"And not only did I get my hair back, it made me quit smoking and this cool tattoo appeared out of nowhere! Thanks, Dimoxynil!"
feel free to check it out, believe me it's extremly sh[SIZE="2"]it[/SIZE], and i was a tad drunk when i made it
[URL=http://media.putfile.com/star-wars-figrues-song-bazariah]click me[/URL]
yeah drink takes a funny effect on my head
as is evidenced in this here video [URL="http://media.putfile.com/boom-headshot-maybe-not"]clickity click[/URL]
I don't know why but I honestly lmfao'd at the second video, you fucking legend. XD
yuck
YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE VENOM ON YOUR ARM FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, MAN
Actually the first thing that came to mind was a tattoo of longcat from like your shoulder to your ankle. Not sad as in sorrow-inducing, but just plain sad.
The second one was amazing, you make me laugh.
That would probably be a lot more funny if I was British.
God, it's taking forever to load for some reason.
But sod that. The first image is making me giggle already.
EDIT: Lol I assumed that was your mother in the background Made me laugh, anyway.
EDIT THE SECOND: I love how she assumed you were actually playing a game. :) Whether ti was scripted or not.
Maaaan.
The second one made me laugh very much. :cool:
What?! You were a bit drunk when you made those?? Nahhhh...
They were pretty much entertaining as heck. Drink more.
OH MY GOD
THIS NEEDS MORE EXPOSURE.
boredom = moredom woot [URL="http://media.putfile.com/bazariah-and-blarg-imagination"]click me im crap[/URL]
Hah, that fscking rocks. It's amazing how you actually managed to coordinate both yours and the CM's mouth movements without messing up.
latest video or should that be lamest [URL="http://media.putfile.com/bazariahs-he-man"]click me, im a peach[/URL]
woo-hoo new pics
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/bazariah/2006%20year%20of%20baz/Picture10.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/bazariah/2006%20year%20of%20baz/Picture9.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/bazariah/2006%20year%20of%20baz/Picture8.jpg[/IMG]
In that last one, you're totally pretending to suck Jesse's knob.
i did a short prank call about two years ago of a character named mukogin
this is my 2nd one... this is a video of me doing the call :D
http://rapidshare.de/files/12129371/santa_fe_bazariah_mukogin.wmv.html
click the box on the right which says free download
the first will be uploaded very soon, let me know what you think
That chick sounds hot.
I HAVE HAD THIS NAME MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I DO NOT SEE WHAT IS FUNNY ABOUT IT
Man, if your mobile has sound recording capability shove it in your pocket, keep the table arrangement and raise hell when they say you don't have a reservation.
a few people told me that they had a few probs with that first link
the first link is used if you wish to download the vid for your selfs
this one below is to just view the vid online
[URL="http://media.putfile.com/bazariah-mukogin-santa-fe"]click me for funny laughs and stuff[/URL]
...please tell me you went.
unfortunatly i never made it round there, what with being overworked that night (had a few major deleveries :D)... but im gonna just go round there completely randomly at some point
i did a new call to a pizza place which is realy attitudey with the customers (no wonder they dont seem to have any lol)
so without any further ado check it out [URL="http://media.putfile.com/i-want-pizza"]here[/URL]
Wow, I laughed at first, then by about the fourth call I started to think you had a bit to much time on your hands.
Then you did your Barry Scott impression. I fell to pieces.
I'm so going to do that tomorrow.
"Hello, Harvey's Pizza?"
"Hi, Barry Scott here!"
"Yes?"
"Do you have problems with limescale?"
"What?"
"Rust?!"
"Wh-"
"GROUND IN DIRT?!"
Genius.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/bazariah/cheezkore.jpg[/IMG]
this is me and matt from the band the forbidden sounds (matt used to work for me back when i had the shop)
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/bazariah/raaaaaaaaaah.jpg[/IMG]
somebody asked for a pic without my accesories, here was the result raaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!
You look REALLY different in some of the pics. In some of them, you seem like a total dork, but in others you seem badass.
i see a frightening resemblence to jesse in this pic, dont know why, but it reminds me of him
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/bazariah/2006%20year%20of%20baz/Picture1.jpg[/IMG]
*when we playing dr. mario?*
that statement, and the yoshi avatar in your signature combined made me laugh uncontrollably.
this time im doing some dubbed versions of adverts and infomercials and stuff
there will be some baz footage coming on real soon but until then we have [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z3Bv6WT4u"]this piece of crap[/URL]
a new vid has been added, check it out here [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enNH0DFxRMA"]here woot![/URL]
uploaded now is part one and two of the tv show that i was on :D
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLMYBsUa19U"]linkage[/URL]
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN7Ix06OJsA"]link for part two of hi score[/URL]
part three is getting added now and four shall be on tommorrow :D
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVIlc6TbdXY&search=baz%20hi%20score%20games%20nintendo%20sega%20sony%20ps2%20lesbians%20sex%20retro%20cool]part three[/url]
Man, this show was easy as all get-out. I don't think there was a single question on there that baz got that I didn't get, and then some.
I mean, who doesn't know Toad!?
WTF?! Baz was on TV?!
And I wasn't notified of a Kentinian being broadcast?! GTFO!
This is f**king outrageous - I need a cigarette - BE-RIGHT-BACK
yeah there's now an all new video [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yzTNwHN4as"]check it out peeps[/URL]
and we i also have videos under the name of kentwreckingcrew so please have a looksie
Lazy Ramadi. HAHAHAHAHA
lol i have the Super Mario Super show on DVD with Legend of Zelda and Super Mario
vidoes from the year 2004, all taken in my old shop during the quiet moments
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKzdyQ7kIJw"]prank calls 2004[/URL]
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJmpK27epPw"]taste of china phone call[/URL]
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XW8erUxF_Q"]the original 2004 mukogin[/URL]
well i woke up this morning to a mouth full of hair, and being somewhat disorientated for waking in my buddies house i thought his cat had been sleeping on my face.... i looked in the mirror and i saw this
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/bazariah/woaoaooaao.jpg[/IMG]
i believe he did a good job... but it's a shame i was buzzed whilst sleeping would've thought they'd have the guts to do me while awake
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH4HeB0J9RU"]the forbidden sounds on a moment of practice[/URL]
well this is the band i manage, have a looksie
I lol'd. That's both stupid and awesome. Good job, sir.
[COLOR="Black"]Best Bazariah pic I've ever seen.[/COLOR]
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmT2l9klCNw"]bow down to the king[/URL]
this is just a very random testy type of thingy
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ-UkpCv7YM"]hardcore nes gamer the movie[/URL]