If your life was a movie, what would it be rated?




Posted by Legend Saber

R for me. I tend to swear a lot while playing video games.




Posted by Sean Fury

Meh, PG-14 or NC-17. Almost R, but too much.

I don't curse a lot, but there's enough sexual content to get it up there.




Posted by Pit


Quoting Sean Fury: Meh, PG-14 or NC-17. Almost R, but too much.

I don't curse a lot, but there's enough sexual content to get it up there.


Oh yeah man. I mean, with the band and all, you must get laid a lot.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I don't curse a lot, but there's enough sexual content to get it up there.


Masturbation doesn't count.



Posted by Sean Fury

Yeah, despite what you guys think, I do have a girlfriend.

Would you like video or pictures as proof?

Or I could use a digital camera and then split up the video into frames!

EDIT: Instead of making more spam, I'd like to point out how Vampiro wanted to insult me so fast, that grammer no longer matters. In refrence to the your and you're case.


Quoting Vampiro: We've all seen you're girlfriend.




Posted by Mystic Hero

PG-13. I'm not one that swears 24-7, but I do swear sometimes.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Yeah, despite what you guys think, I do have a girlfriend.

Would you like video or pictures as proof?

Or I could use a digital camera and then split up the video into frames!


We've all seen you're girlfriend. Those aren't the type of pictures you want to throw around...



Posted by Pit


Quoting Vampiro: We've all seen you're girlfriend. Those aren't the type of pictures you want to throw around...


Touche



Posted by Azusa

I wish cursing were the extent of negative content in my life.

NC-17.




Posted by Pit

Sean, he said we've all seen your girlfriend, which is true. He says "masturbation" doesn't count saying that even though you have a girlfriend, you're still not getting laid. Unless masturbating, ejaculating, and then fingering her with your semen covered fingers in your eyes is considered sex, then hey, sure why not.

Now, when you said "you want videos or proof", Vampiro made that statement, because she's hideous.




Posted by Mystic Hero

Man you two must have been so desperate you just decided to agree on both being girlfriend and boyfriend. Or she was drunk when she accepted being your girlfriend.;)




Posted by Sean Fury

I like how you guys keep referring to sex when I said sexual content which isn't always sex.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: EDIT: Instead of making more spam, I'd like to point out how Vampiro wanted to insult me so fast, that grammer no longer matters. In refrence to the your and you're case.


Grammar*

Reference*



Posted by Pit


Quoting Sean Fury: I like how you guys keep referring to sex when I said sexual content which isn't always sex.


okay sticky fingers in a terrible band shut up!



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Man you two must have been so desperate you just decided to agree on both being girlfriend and boyfriend. Or she was drunk when she accepted being your girlfriend



The sad thing is, she cheated on him. Or so I've heard.



Posted by Pit

cheated on him with a dog.


A dog, but then the dog was put alseep and she killed herself.




Posted by Ch

I've got enough incriminating stuff in there to make it an R movie.




Posted by Sable Wind

Mmm, probably PG-13. Maybe R.




Posted by Pit

Luckily Sean's quotes are still here so like totally yeah lol


neways my movie would be rated g kinda like finding nemo, but better




Posted by Jesse Smith

PG-13. You may be turned in to a wacko!




Posted by Poco

G

You know not much happens in my life.




Posted by Hyper

R, considering if a movie contains more than one instance of "fuck," it's automatically an R :)

Aside from my language, it'd probably be PG-13.




Posted by Klarth

nc-17. and the film would be called "the domineering mother and her psychologically scarred son".




Posted by Mystic Hero


Quoting Hyper: R, considering if a movie contains more than one instance of "fuck," it's automatically an R :)

Aside from my language, it'd probably be PG-13.


Four Brothers was rated PG-13 and they said f*ck a lot if I recall correctly.



Posted by sabre

R, for the entire birth scene. :/




Posted by Klarth

i was a caesarean, so does gore count?




Posted by Hyper


Quoting Mystic Hero: Four Brothers was rated PG-13 and they said f*ck a lot if I recall correctly.

I could have sworn that was rated R. =/



Posted by Linko_16

For how I act? PG. For my life as a whole? Probably R, just 'cause that's how life is sometimes.




Posted by Trigger

[quote=Hyper]if a movie contains more than one instance of "****," it's automatically an R
Whoa, what a wussy rating system; 'R' in Australia would be porn-only movies, or things of a similar nature. 'Fuck', regardless of its use, will hardly get you into an 'R' rating. 'MA', more like it. So, my life is probably an MA, otherwise definitely an 'R'.

Fucking wusses can't handle the word fuck.

[spoiler]I just assured myself an 'R' rating. I used the 'F' word more than once in this post alone. I won't go into how much I have used "swear words" elsewhere. :cool:[/spoiler]




Posted by Xqars

R. My friends and I use bad language often.




Posted by Speedfreak

Everyone here masturbates, everyone here would get an R rating. I win thread.




Posted by sabre

I don't masturbate.




Posted by mis0

Foul language and sexual stuff aside, I'd probably get an R for criminal bahaviour (not my own, per se) alone, and maybe for being a really bad influence. I DON'T KNOW.




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Sabredog: I don't masturbate.


you get an R for knowing about filthy, kinky, sexy masturbation.



Posted by Xenos

PG-13 at most, on seriousness. I don't really do anything inappropriate, if you count out the cursing but itsk.




Posted by Lord of Spam

The sex, language, and occasional criminal activities that have been commited would but me to X.:(




Posted by Fate

My life is a steady PG.*lol not




Posted by Xenos

Even through blow-job sessions? :o




Posted by coromoro

I voted for 'PG-13', but now that I think about it, I think it'd be 'R'. I realised that at times I swear a lot, and sometimes I just say some pretty bad things... you know? :( :cool:




Posted by Fate


Quoting Xenos: Even through blow-job sessions? :o


My hair falls and covers everything, so yes. *Except for when I tie my hair back.



Posted by Xenos

What about the moaning and sexual implications? ;o




Posted by The Judge

PG-13 for strong language.

R if it shows what I do in my free time.




Posted by Fate

Xenos: Hmm. PG, so long as it the movie was shot on the outside of closed doors. We could be wrestling.




Posted by Killer Jordo

I think R everyday in my life i hear/say over 600 swear words




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

PG-14 max...

Though I wouldn't doubt my life would get labled a PG.


Either way, at least my life would have a badass soundtrack :cool:




Posted by Sterling

X lots of porn and sex at the age of 6 and masturbation to the crack of ****in' dawn




Posted by Random

I put R but I should have put X. I didn't see it as a possible choice.. The Amount of S*x I get hehe... Oh right Giggity Giggity.. Uh anywho it'd be a mixture really. Depending on the time of day. night time a definite X. Afternoon, it could be R, and Mornings/Lunch Time maybe PG/PG13 because i'm normally too **** tired to realize what the word "mean" means.




Posted by Caryatid

Eh, PG-13. Maybe R on a truly notable and excellent day.




Posted by LagunasSweetling

nc-17 my life has too much sexual content, and i curse a lot... and i have the tendency to run around half-naked when i'm at home.




Posted by Vampire Slayer

R only becuase of the fact that I cuss so much.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting LagunasSweetling: and i have the tendency to run around half-naked when i'm at home.


My Lord, my father does that...



Posted by MetalVox~55

Pro'lly R. I cuss alot, hang around people who do "not-so-nice" things, and other fun stuff.




Posted by LagunasSweetling

[quote]My Lord, my father does that...

Since i am a woman, i think it a little (or rather a lot) easier on the eyes lmao.




Posted by Slade

Okay, if this movie involved my thoughts out loud(think Seinfeld) then it'd be X, but if it was just what I actually said, then probably PG-13. I don't see the point in putting the 'effer in every sentence, let alone five times per sentence.




Posted by Echo

Probably R or higher. I don't really cuss that much, but if you count my entire life it would probably be a whole lot. And when I'm alone, I jerk off, so that'd be a good bit of wang. And if the camera is tilted right, it would get the porn, so that would shoot it right up.


Honestly, if you say that you have never done anything worth an R rating, you're lying.




Posted by KoH

I'd say R and up. Of course, this is said with masturbation and the porn watched in order to masturbate being excluded. :) R just 'cause I like to curse. :(




Posted by boomstick

Probably NC-17 if it was shot alot inside since I hardly wear any clothes behind close doors and plus I've been known to curse pretty bad sometimes, but not too much sexual content, but they're as been some pretty good sexual moments;)




Posted by LinksPast

Probly G or Pg, Im a very boring guy, I dont drink i dont Smoke, Id probly be rated under G, B for boring. I mean look at me, I'm telling you guys im boring over a forum...=)




Posted by Wicked Sushi


Quoting LinksPast: Probly G or Pg, Im a very boring guy, I dont drink i dont Smoke, Id probly be rated under G, B for boring. I mean look at me, I'm telling you guys im boring over a forum...=)

Same here. :)



Posted by project101

Probly R with the drugs cussing and sex and some violoence not to much though I'm not the biggest fighter so I get my friends to do it for me




Posted by verystrait42

x... i go to junior high and have the internet... enough said




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: x... i go to junior high and have the internet... enough said


So, what? You learn basic algebra and visit websites about pok



Posted by verystrait42

yes, yes that is exactly what i mean




Posted by cool gamer dad

PG. Nothing more exciting than a blond white kid sitting at his laptop playing pokemon!


PG for instances of "shoot" and "darn".




Posted by netman

Probably R, just becuase im quite a sexual person, plus I ****ing swear a ****ing lot you god**** mother****ing********ers.