Needs a new topic




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

so lets discuss the vamps size




Posted by Pit

or Iron Maiden lyrics
I say some one post Flight of Icarus.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

The Vamp's size of what?


Anywho:

[center]As the sun breaks, above the ground,
An old man stands on the hill.
As the ground warms, to the first rays of light
A birdsong shatters the still.

His eyes are ablaze,
See the madman in his gaze.

Fly on your way, like an eagle,
Fly as high as the sun,
On your way, like an eagle,
Fly and touch the sun.

Now the crowd breaks and young boy appears
Looks the old man in the eye
As he spreads his wings and shouts at the crowd
In the name of *** my father I fly.

His eyes seem so glazed
As he flies on the wings of a dream.
Now he knows his father betrayed
Now his wings turn to ashes to ashes his grave

Fly, on your way, like an eagle,
Fly as high as the sun,
On your way, like an eagle,
Fly as high as the sun.[/center]




Posted by Pit

I love you.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I want to know sizes. :)




Posted by Ant

Stick a ruler in your vaginer and tell me how deep it is. DON'T FORGET WIDITH!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

But I only have cm rulers. :(




Posted by Ant

Hmm...****. Go out and by a meter stick then plz




Posted by Pit

Lightyear stIck for me.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

All Canadian rulers have inches.

Unless they're those elitist rulers. Which is and oxymoron when you think of it.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Vamp, your size is still not known




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Vampiro: All Canadian rulers have inches.

Unless they're those elitist rulers. Which is and oxymoron when you think of it.


It was a joke.

And a metre stick isn't going to be long enough.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Vamp, your size is still not known


It's both ginormous and minute.


Quoted post: It was a joke.


I know :mad: but it set up my zing! on Canada! :mad:



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

So vamp is 60 seconds long.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Clever, Bulb, clever.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Vampiro:
I know :mad: but it set up my zing! on Canada! :mad:


Oh. :( In that case. :cool:



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3


Quoting Vampiro: Clever, Bulb, clever.


not my fault your stamina sucks balls



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: not my fault your stamina sucks balls


mi



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

****, you kill and then feed your young?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: ****, you kill and then feed your young?


No, I was watching a nature show yesterday about birds and sex and whatnot. Basically, the male bird jumps behind the female bird, and just as he jumps onto her, he jumps off.

That's how quick I am. But like I said, that's all a woman can handle.



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Cause you break them huh?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No. The human body can only handle so much pleasure before it goes into a prolonged state of shock.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

more like you total them