How would you sex up the member above you?




Posted by Xenos

Name says it all.




Posted by Ant

...keyboard...




Posted by Hyper

with a knife, repeatedly, in the throat :)




Posted by Ant

LOL! (srsly)

I'd give you a chili dog! ;)




Posted by Hyper

:-*

i think some sodomy would be in order.




Posted by Stalolin

I'd use my strong arm.




Posted by Xenos

I'd use my vaccumn! slllurrrrrrrrrrrrp.




Posted by Stalolin

I'd use Weltall.




Posted by Ant

Id.




Posted by Xenos

Elly.




Posted by Stalolin

Cain.




Posted by Ant

GOLDEN SHOWER!




Posted by Poison

Candy.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

fleshlight




Posted by MetalVox~55

Dude...it's Robby. I wouldn't have to. :)




Posted by Poison

I put on my bigger Robe and large Wizard Hat.




Posted by Bebop

I stomp on the ground and snort to let you know you're in my bredding territory




Posted by Poison

I'd spray you with mace to turn you on.




Posted by The Judge

Donkey Punch




Posted by Poison

A young girl thats high off of crack.




Posted by Bebop

T-t-t-t-t-teabag




Posted by Stalolin

I'd let Dr. Mario touch you.




Posted by Poison

A picture of myself with nothing on but a candle.




Posted by Richaod

I'd play some Children Of Sodom(y).




Posted by verystrait42

i wouldn't
(that the best turn on there is)




Posted by ExoXile

Take away that sig.....




Posted by The Judge

Something Final Fantasy related, so you'd enjoy it more. I'm sure you'd appreciate the antiquity of having the blade of a Masamune shove up your *ss.




Posted by sabre

Pepper spray. Of course.

If not pepper spray, then maybe a chainsaw.




Posted by Porcupine

Jordan Rudess Action Figure!

sup incest.




Posted by sabre

Why, the same way I do every weekend, of course.

nm incest, u? :cool:




Posted by Poison

I'd have to be very drunk, very high...or very horny :(




Posted by VirtualRealityZone

I'd do it the "freak-ie" way :D lol (dodgeball) I like the freak-ie stuff.




Posted by Azusa

With a rubber glove and a can of disinfectant. ;)
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Posted by Lord of Spam

I would do it twice in one day.




Posted by Fei-on Castor

I'd put on my Darth Vader mask, then say "Los, I am your father", so that you could have the priveledge of telling me, "No, I am your daddy, b*tch".

It would be glorious.




Posted by Captain Cleanoff

With a baseball bat and a bottle of ether.




Posted by Lord of Spam

With about two pounds of lube.


Quoting Fei-on: I'd put on my Darth Vader mask, then say "Los, I am your father", so that you could have the priveledge of telling me, "No, I am your daddy, b*tch".

It would be glorious.


I'm not sure whether to laugh or be weirded out.



Posted by ExoXile

Dunno... make yer AV's eyes move...yeah.




Posted by Lord of Spam

BRUTAL. ANAL. RAPE.




Posted by Azusa

What time is it?


..That's right. It's bukkake time. :*




Posted by VirtualRealityZone

I would...oh wait...Sean Fury does that to Azusa daily...:D




Posted by The Judge

Kill myself and let you have me.




Posted by Ch

I'd lick your scalp off. :) It's what Latinos do when they mate :)




Posted by Lord of Spam

With a condom composed of outward facing sandpaper, cuz he likes it rough amirite




Posted by Fei-on Castor

I'd cover you in cheese, then FCUK till it all fell off.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Missionary:(




Posted by Nickd009

beat them in the face with a metal flashlight no offence




Posted by Azusa

>:0 Please stay on topic. This particular game revolves around sex. Unless you bust a nut to beating people in the face with flashlights, post accordingly.

I'd drill holes through your ankles and run chains through them. Then I would hang you upside down and slice the skin of your penis off with exacto knives and train a bull elephant to sodomize you. No offence.




Posted by Ant

xbox...think about it.




Posted by Stalolin

I'd teach you about the Patriot Act.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I'd teach you about what being a true canadian is all about.




Posted by Stalolin

I'd start going "eh" in the middle of the session because you'd be converting me to Canadian.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

That'd be sexy.

No wait, actually, it wouldn't. Please convert me.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

about time I got to do you in this thread :cool:




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

How about doing me in real life?




Posted by Poison

...Whoa, you taking rob's virginity...eek.




Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Poison: ...Whoa, you taking rob's virginity...eek.


Not if I get to him first.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Poison: ...Whoa, you taking rob's virginity...eek.


What's wrong with that? You want me to take yours instead?



Posted by Ant

There is nothing I could do to you that hasn't already been done by some random customer of yours...




Posted by Poison


Quoting Angelwing: What's wrong with that? You want me to take yours instead?

Aww, what a burn lisa :( Only if I knew you 3 years ago and you living in NY. But now I can't even think about you sexually. I'm a way better friend then that :cool:



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3


Quoting Poison: ...Whoa, you taking rob's virginity...eek.


let the world know!


Quoting Angelwing: How about doing me in real life?


If it happens, you will laugh :(


Quoting Stalolin: Not if I get to him first.


whoa


Quoting Poison: Aww, what a burn lisa :( Only if I knew you 3 years ago and you living in NY. But now I can't even think about you sexually. I'm a way better friend then that :cool:


You will always make me wonder :(



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

lol

So Anthony, since I've had the practice, want something extra special?




Posted by Fei-on Castor


Quoting Angelwing: lol

So Anthony, since I've had the practice, want something extra special?

Yes. Yes I do.



Posted by Lord of Spam

it put it in his boobish area :cool:




Posted by Chronic

doggy style




Posted by Lord of Spam

Dirty Sanchez




Posted by Ant


Quoting Fei-on: Yes. Yes I do.


old'd.



Posted by Shade

With a squirrel.




Posted by Lord of Spam

In the ear.




Posted by Fei-on Castor

In Hyper's vagina.

BTW, Ant, nice Boobish avatar.

EDIT - just noticed this...

my rep is 2986, and my rep power is 14. If I repped myself, I'd be at 3000 even.




Posted by Velvet Nightmare

I wouldn't.




Posted by ExoXile

Neither would i.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Id think about cheese during it, so it would kinda be disappointing.




Posted by Fei-on Castor


Quoting Velvet Nightmare: I wouldn't.

Way to participate in the thread, buddy.

Anyway, I'd FCUK the SIHT out of you.



Posted by Lord of Spam

I would do the same, only in a litteral sense.




Posted by ExoXile

I would tell you to go get a sandwich :D




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Whatever the Swedes do.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Pink sock, followed by pearl necklace




Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Vampiro: Whatever the Swedes do.

I'm half Finnish so i'm no real Swede :(, i use a caravan :D



Posted by Boner

I'd use a pointy stick.




Posted by ExoXile

I'd tell you to be gentle :(




Posted by Bj Blaskowitz

lots of lube and a baseball bat




Posted by Lord of Spam

Wait, didnt you already use that?

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Posted by ExoXile

Bj:
-Dude... i i'd take some butter and a SUV and drive it up yer A$s!




Posted by Lord of Spam

Just call me King Donko of Punchstania




Posted by Poison

I'd coat your penis with cream cheese and have you spread it all over my bagel and then we'd share it.




Posted by ExoXile

Scream like a little girl.




Posted by Poison

I’d drink till you become slightly more attractive.




Posted by ExoXile

Wow, then you must be picky. ;)

I'd drop some drugs in that drink of yours.
Then i'd give you some compliments :D




Posted by The Judge

"the dirty Swede"




Posted by Azusa

You would become known to the ways of the [URL="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pink+sock"]pink sock[/URL].




Posted by ExoXile

I would teach you the ways of the vagina.




Posted by Poison

I'd teach you the art of the Dildo.




Posted by ExoXile

I.. i'd rather not, but meh

I could teach you teh ways of me :D




Posted by Velvet Nightmare

[URL="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angry+walrus"]Angry Walrus.[/URL]




Posted by Lord of Spam

Can we say tantra?




Posted by ExoXile

Beer?




Posted by Lord of Spam

I'd remove the peice of cartilige in the middle of his nose, then insert my penis.




Posted by ExoXile

Duct tape!!!




Posted by mis0

With my SCUD from 40 miles away.




Posted by ExoXile

With a large tuna.




Posted by CS Ryan

Giggidy, giggidy, goo!




Posted by Oforia

Chainsaw.




Posted by IIMrBrightsidexX

i wouldnt




Posted by The Judge

Phanto




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I think your sig sums it up pretty well.




Posted by The Judge

Together we'd have a child you'd end up hating?

Or we'd do it in the basement on top of the laundry machine while a small child watches?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Or we'd do it in the basement on top of the laundry machine while a small child watches?


That, AND I would hate the kid.



Posted by Lord of Spam

Quickly, before I became flaccid.




Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Lord of Spam: Quickly, before I became flaccid.

But that's the way i like it :(



Posted by mis0

It involves a fire hydrant and 3,000 plastic sporks.




Posted by Bj Blaskowitz

in the back of a geo metro




Posted by ExoXile

Take a smoke and i'll play with your titties! >=(




Posted by The Judge

Missionary.




Posted by Shin-Ra

I'D PROBABLY DO YOU IN THE BUM.




Posted by Klarth

NIPPLECRUNCHING ASSBLASTER COCKWANK!




Posted by ExoXile

Less sheep! :o




Posted by Poison

I wouldn't sex you up. Not at all. I rather slit myself.

Just kidding, I'd **** you in the *** with my dildo :)




Posted by mis0

With my favourite part of a jet engine, the turboshaft.




Posted by The Judge

Pulp Fiction Style




Posted by mis0

With deceased babies. In the ass.




Posted by The Judge

Lord knows my hole is big enough for five.

...Fully grown adults.

I'd just jam black materia in your mouth and see what happens.




Posted by ExoXile

I'd let my Raven watch! :o




Posted by The Judge

That's gross.




Posted by ExoXile

You'd get jealous, and try steal him.
That's when i'll rape you! :mad:




Posted by The Judge

You don't need to surprise me bby. ;-*




Posted by ExoXile

Suprise?
It'll be more like an ***-stab ;)




Posted by mis0

Force feedback joystick, anyone?




Posted by ExoXile

Wii controllor.

:bump:




Posted by Poison

I wish I was younger again, so I wouldnt get convicted for loli.

Yea, dildo all the way.




Posted by ExoXile

Loli?

In Sweden you're legally sexable at the age of 14. -_-'




Posted by BlizzardOfSteel

alot of lube and a pineapple