Name says it all.
...keyboard...
with a knife, repeatedly, in the throat :)
LOL! (srsly)
I'd give you a chili dog! ;)
:-*
i think some sodomy would be in order.
I'd use my strong arm.
I'd use my vaccumn! slllurrrrrrrrrrrrp.
I'd use Weltall.
Id.
Elly.
Cain.
GOLDEN SHOWER!
Candy.
fleshlight
Dude...it's Robby. I wouldn't have to. :)
I put on my bigger Robe and large Wizard Hat.
I stomp on the ground and snort to let you know you're in my bredding territory
I'd spray you with mace to turn you on.
Donkey Punch
A young girl thats high off of crack.
T-t-t-t-t-teabag
I'd let Dr. Mario touch you.
A picture of myself with nothing on but a candle.
I'd play some Children Of Sodom(y).
i wouldn't
(that the best turn on there is)
Take away that sig.....
Something Final Fantasy related, so you'd enjoy it more. I'm sure you'd appreciate the antiquity of having the blade of a Masamune shove up your *ss.
Pepper spray. Of course.
If not pepper spray, then maybe a chainsaw.
Jordan Rudess Action Figure!
sup incest.
Why, the same way I do every weekend, of course.
nm incest, u? :cool:
I'd have to be very drunk, very high...or very horny :(
I'd do it the "freak-ie" way :D lol (dodgeball) I like the freak-ie stuff.
With a rubber glove and a can of disinfectant. ;)
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I would do it twice in one day.
I'd put on my Darth Vader mask, then say "Los, I am your father", so that you could have the priveledge of telling me, "No, I am your daddy, b*tch".
It would be glorious.
With a baseball bat and a bottle of ether.
With about two pounds of lube.
Dunno... make yer AV's eyes move...yeah.
BRUTAL. ANAL. RAPE.
What time is it?
..That's right. It's bukkake time. :*
I would...oh wait...Sean Fury does that to Azusa daily...:D
Kill myself and let you have me.
I'd lick your scalp off. :) It's what Latinos do when they mate :)
With a condom composed of outward facing sandpaper, cuz he likes it rough amirite
I'd cover you in cheese, then FCUK till it all fell off.
Missionary:(
beat them in the face with a metal flashlight no offence
>:0 Please stay on topic. This particular game revolves around sex. Unless you bust a nut to beating people in the face with flashlights, post accordingly.
I'd drill holes through your ankles and run chains through them. Then I would hang you upside down and slice the skin of your penis off with exacto knives and train a bull elephant to sodomize you. No offence.
xbox...think about it.
I'd teach you about the Patriot Act.
I'd teach you about what being a true canadian is all about.
I'd start going "eh" in the middle of the session because you'd be converting me to Canadian.
That'd be sexy.
No wait, actually, it wouldn't. Please convert me.
about time I got to do you in this thread :cool:
How about doing me in real life?
...Whoa, you taking rob's virginity...eek.
There is nothing I could do to you that hasn't already been done by some random customer of yours...
lol
So Anthony, since I've had the practice, want something extra special?
it put it in his boobish area :cool:
doggy style
Dirty Sanchez
With a squirrel.
In the ear.
In Hyper's vagina.
BTW, Ant, nice Boobish avatar.
EDIT - just noticed this...
my rep is 2986, and my rep power is 14. If I repped myself, I'd be at 3000 even.
I wouldn't.
Neither would i.
Id think about cheese during it, so it would kinda be disappointing.
I would do the same, only in a litteral sense.
I would tell you to go get a sandwich :D
Whatever the Swedes do.
Pink sock, followed by pearl necklace
I'd use a pointy stick.
I'd tell you to be gentle :(
lots of lube and a baseball bat
Wait, didnt you already use that?
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Bj:
-Dude... i i'd take some butter and a SUV and drive it up yer A$s!
Just call me King Donko of Punchstania
I'd coat your penis with cream cheese and have you spread it all over my bagel and then we'd share it.
Scream like a little girl.
I’d drink till you become slightly more attractive.
Wow, then you must be picky. ;)
I'd drop some drugs in that drink of yours.
Then i'd give you some compliments :D
"the dirty Swede"
You would become known to the ways of the [URL="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pink+sock"]pink sock[/URL].
I would teach you the ways of the vagina.
I'd teach you the art of the Dildo.
I.. i'd rather not, but meh
I could teach you teh ways of me :D
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Can we say tantra?
Beer?
I'd remove the peice of cartilige in the middle of his nose, then insert my penis.
Duct tape!!!
With my SCUD from 40 miles away.
With a large tuna.
Giggidy, giggidy, goo!
Chainsaw.
i wouldnt
Phanto
I think your sig sums it up pretty well.
Together we'd have a child you'd end up hating?
Or we'd do it in the basement on top of the laundry machine while a small child watches?
Quickly, before I became flaccid.
It involves a fire hydrant and 3,000 plastic sporks.
in the back of a geo metro
Take a smoke and i'll play with your titties! >=(
Missionary.
I'D PROBABLY DO YOU IN THE BUM.
NIPPLECRUNCHING ASSBLASTER COCKWANK!
Less sheep! :o
I wouldn't sex you up. Not at all. I rather slit myself.
Just kidding, I'd **** you in the *** with my dildo :)
With my favourite part of a jet engine, the turboshaft.
Pulp Fiction Style
With deceased babies. In the ass.
Lord knows my hole is big enough for five.
...Fully grown adults.
I'd just jam black materia in your mouth and see what happens.
I'd let my Raven watch! :o
That's gross.
You'd get jealous, and try steal him.
That's when i'll rape you! :mad:
You don't need to surprise me bby. ;-*
Suprise?
It'll be more like an ***-stab ;)
Force feedback joystick, anyone?
Wii controllor.
:bump:
I wish I was younger again, so I wouldnt get convicted for loli.
Yea, dildo all the way.
Loli?
In Sweden you're legally sexable at the age of 14. -_-'
alot of lube and a pineapple