i'm snowball and I'm smart
so guys lets build a windmill
i call napolean now gtfo my village snowball
hey fag hulk hogan's on my side don't try any **** or hulkamania will go running wild on you
where the **** is boxer
what a fag where's muriel i want goatse.x
PARTS STILL AVALIABLE:
MURIEL
SQUEALER
BENJAMIN (RESERVED FOR HYPER IF HE WANT TO PLAY)
MR.WHYMPER
JONES
JONSES' WIFE
MOSES
CLOVER
BOXER
HULK HOGAN
******* CHURCHILL
JOE KICKASS
NAZI #5
SOLDIER #3
GUARD DOGS #1-9
I want to be hitler
No but I swear I won't reign terror really fast
I'll like wait a week or something, for the role play to develop, then I'll come with an iron fist
Or something like that
I CALL CANADA
NOT EVEN HTILER CAN STOP ME!
Anyone can stop you
Dude, I was the reason Hitler went down.
Sure, anyone can stop me now. But I'm 1940s Canada.
wait, you have cows with guns right, wait, I can't continue this discussion
I must sleep
Now, I have drunk, fearless lumber-jacks with guns that can withstand -100 degree wheather.
***.
I had to go to a LAN party when it's a party night on VGC.
whatever, going to play like, some fighting game
by myself
because my friends suck
and play CS:S
ok Vampiro you're a super lumberjack and bulb can be hitler
anyway snowball says his girlfriend is pretty badical.
CANADA PILLIGES SNOWBALL'S LAND AND RAPES HIS WOMAN
HA YOU JUST RAPED COWS YOU FOOL.
WE WILL THROW SHEEP AT YOU.
COWS AREN'T WOMAN
UNLESS YOUR MEN LOOK LIKE WOMAN, EITHER WAY, CANADA RAPES PEOPLE
WE INTERCEPT THE SHEEP OUT OF THE AIR AND RAPE THOSE TOO.
HA YOU HAVE CAUGHT THE FURRIES. WE INVADE FRANCE.
CANADA STORMS THE BEACHES AND DECLARES D-DAY 2
CANADA PILLAGES FRACE AND RAPES EVERYONE
**** CANADA WE CALL ON OUR AMERICAN ALLIES WITH NUCLEAR TECHNOLOGY TO BOMB YOU.
WE HAVE TAKEN ONTARIO AND ALL OF ENGLAND AND RUSSIA ARE OURS.
NOW WE TAKE ITALY
AMERICA STOPS RIGHT BEFORE THEY HIT THE BUTTON AND GO "WTF, WE CAN'T BOMB CANADA" AND CANADA'S ALL LIKE "LOL" AND AMERICA GRAPBS US AROUND THE NECK AND NOOGIES US UNTILL WE ALL FALL ON THE GROUND LAUGHING.
CANADA TELLS AMERICA TO BOMB SNOWBALL, AMAERICA DOES.
AMERICA MISSES BECAUSE WELL THEY HAVE BS 1
SNOWBALL TAKES GERMANY.
CANADA WALKS INTO GERMANY AND PRECEEDS TO KICK HITLER SQAURE IN THE TESTICALS.
OH THEN I GO TO SWEEDEN AND HAVE HOT PIGGY SEX WITH ALL THE WOMEN THERE
LATER GOING TO PLAY JFK RELOADED
OH SNAP, SWEEDEN FENDS CANADA OFF WITH SWISS ARMY KNIVES. CANADA WAITS PATIENTLY AT THE BOARDER
WE GO ON THE OFFENSIVE I LEAD THE WAY WITH BOXER AT MY REAR
CANADA SAYS: "MORE LIKE BOXER IN YOUR REAR"
AMERICA LAUGHS AT CANADA'S HUMOUR
WHAT FOOLISH CANADIANS WE TAKE UKARAN AND LAUGH
CANADA TAKES PACIFIC OCEAN AND PILLAGES PIRATE SHIP
PIRATES SEE CANADA'S VALOUR AND BRAVERY AND BOW DOWN TO CANADA.
CANADA NOW CONTROLS ALL PIRATES
CANADA GIGGLES MANLY.
CRAP. WELL WE HAVE UGLY WOMEN THAT OUR RAPE PROF AND WE PUT THEM ON THE FRONT LINE WE TAKE INDIA AND INDIAN OCEAN AND LAUNCH SURPRISE NUKE ON PAKISTAN WHO JOINS US.
CANADA IS CONFUSED
CANADA TAKES THE OTHER OCEAN THAT'S NOT THE PACIFIC
SUDDENLY RUSSIA COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND ORBITS THE MOON
CANADA MAKES AMERICA GO TO THE MOON
CANADA LAUGHS AT RUSSIA
HOLY **** I HAVE:
BRITAIN
UKRANE
INDIA
SWEEDEN
AND PAKISTAN
I TAKE COLUMBIA MY ARMY NEEDS CRACK.
SUDDENLY ROFLUSSIA COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND LAUGHs
I SELL RUSSIA MY DRUGS AND GET 100 BILLION DOLLARS. I BUT LOTS OF GUNS FOR MY ARMY
George Orwell is not a furry. I repeat, he may be a liar, a cheat, a prostitute, a terrorist and a furry, but he is not a porn star.
Klarth wins this thread.
I request a lock, plz.
MY GUNS BOMBARD CANADA AND RAPE EVERYONE
Is it just VGC's opinion in general, or is Poco a raging moron?
hey go talk about animu somewhere else you fag
this is ANIMAL FARM
According to a rep comment, I should play Tales of Phantasia with both hands on the controller. Seeing as I plug my snes controller directly into my laptop, that isn't actually that difficult. :/
You fail at life and fun, Klarth.
and you're a raging rager too
:(
No, see, I'm having fun reading this vast amount of stupidity
so it will remain open till it gets dull and sinks to the bottom.
then revived in 1 or 2 weeks
Yeah, lock this ****.
You guys suck *** :(
but we rule so it's all good