Man goths are retarded




Posted by Poco

So anyway. I IMed this goth chick after she cyber raped me for about 10 minutes, (at which point I hadn't said anything) and told her she was unoriginal and smelled funny. She was 16. Now read this. Now keep in mind I have no ****ing clue who this overly angry loser is. Who could be kayla's boyfriend, or goth faggots boyfriend. What's sad is he claims to be 29, but is clearly 12.



PunisherMan05: Hey *******, why do you want to start **** with my girlfriend. Why dont you try something with me? Stupid dip****!!!!You think your tuff by talking **** about girls? Try me. Im a 29 year old man. Think you can take on me? I bet your nothing but a high school baby that liveswith his parents.
Pocochu: PunisherMan05:IM A GOTH DIP**** BLAH BLAH WHO SLEEPS WITH 12 YEAR OLD CHICKS I PICK UP AT HOT TOPIC
PunisherMan05: I figured that you were.
PunisherMan05: Stupid *******.
Pocochu: It says punisherman
Pocochu: I quoted you
PunisherMan05: I hear your mom calling.
PunisherMan05: Time for you to go to bed.
Pocochu: My dicks in your mom
Pocochu: 8-)
PunisherMan05: No its not your dicks too small for anything.
Pocochu: That's not what you're mom and girlfriend said
PunisherMan05: Say, tel your mom to give me 10 for last night.
Pocochu: You're girlfriend still owes me for the bag I had to put on her face
PunisherMan05: By the way my friends want to **** your mom. 10 o clolk behind7/11 will be fine.
Pocochu: I bet you're a frustrated 12 year old who's mad because his mom took away counter strike
Pocochu: fag
Pocochu: and I bet you like animu, too
PunisherMan05: You sound like a high school kid?
PunisherMan05: **** off.
Pocochu: You sound liek junior high kid
Pocochu: in other words
Pocochu: y0u=fagot
PunisherMan05: Tell your mom to stop ****ing my dog.
Pocochu: tell your girlfriend I need money for the bag
Pocochu: oh btw
Pocochu: did you know sleeping with girls under the legal age limit is "child rape"?
PunisherMan05: the bag for your mom?
Pocochu: no, for your girlfriend
PunisherMan05: So she doesnt have to see you?
PunisherMan05: By the way **** head she is 20
PunisherMan05: not 12
Pocochu: Well she's still walrus
PunisherMan05: I get more sex in one day then you get in a year.
PunisherMan05: Stupid little virgin
Pocochu: I don't want walrus sex
Pocochu: You sex animals, you **** bastard
PunisherMan05: Then stop ****ing your mom.
Pocochu: I ****ed your girlfriend
Pocochu: Who's a walrus and I feel bad about it
PunisherMan05: Sure in your dreams.
PunisherMan05: Little virgin boy.
Pocochu: I don't dream about ****ing walrus girls.
Pocochu wants to directly connect.
Pocochu cancels request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
PunisherMan05: You just **** your mom.
Pocochu: lemon party disguised as suicide girls. He was gone for 7 minutes after I sent this. I can oonly guess what he did.
Pocochu: I met your girlfriend there
PunisherMan05: Stupid little virgin boy.
Pocochu: Silly little child raper
PunisherMan05: stupid dickhead. 20 years is not a child.
Pocochu: but 12 is.
Pocochu: and that's what you're doing
Pocochu: Plus goths smell funny and you like punisher
Pocochu: so you're a fag
PunisherMan05: You should Know thats the only kind of girls that pay attention to you.
Pocochu: Wrong
Pocochu: i'm abl to get a girl that isn't 9 ****ing years younger then me
PunisherMan05: Thats not what your mom said last night.
Pocochu: dude your goth
Pocochu: you get no girls
Pocochu: You stand around being a fag
Pocochu: now shut up
PunisherMan05: You sound like a gook
Pocochu: You sound like a fag
PunisherMan05: Go eat some dog
Pocochu: You sound like a ****
Pocochu: Go eat some ****
Pocochu: never brag about ****ing chicks nine years younger then you.
PunisherMan05: your moms making dog for dinner. go eat.
Pocochu: I stuck my penis in your girlfriend for dinner
Pocochu: now go away


prank plz




Posted by Iris

Wow, picking fights with strangers is ultra cool.




Posted by Poco

Actually I have no idea who this is, and he's picking a fight with me. All I did was tell his girlfriend to live me alone and I didn't know her, then she said she would suck the blood out of veins.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Hail to the king, baby




Posted by Iris


Quoting Poco: All I did was tell his girlfriend to live me alone and I didn't know her, then she said she would suck the blood out of veins.



Quoting Poco: So anyway. I IMed this goth chick and told her she was unoriginal and smelled funny.




Posted by cool gamer dad

Mall-goth.




Posted by Shin-Ra

That was pretty lame for the most part, but I did like this:


Quoting Poco:
PunisherMan05: I get more sex in one day then you get in a year.
PunisherMan05: Stupid little virgin
Pocochu: I don't want walrus sex




Posted by Trigger

Ditto with Shin-Ra.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Ditto with Shin-Ra.


I shall ditto that also. But without the quote part. As that was also unfunny.



Posted by Poco

Iris: I went to a random chat room at night. This girl IMed me first, started cyber raping me, I hadn't said anything to this point, so I IMed her and told her she was smelly and unoriginal. She IMed me back about a month later telling me to **** a dog and blocked me. Then she got her boyfriend on the attack.




Posted by MetalVox~55

Lame.




Posted by Philsdad

Iris, if you are going to quote him to prove a point, why did you feel the need to edit out the most important part of the quote? "I IMed this goth chick after she cyber raped me for about 10 minutes, (at which point I hadn't said anything) and told her she was unoriginal and smelled funny." Yeah, kind of makes a difference, that she was harassing him first.




Posted by Poco

I edited the post, philsdad.


Iris: Go into any of the popular chat rooms after 11 o'clock at night. Ask anyone here who goes in any of the popular ones, somebody will definantly try to cyber rape you.




Posted by Philsdad

Hah, great. So now I derepped Iris for no reason. Sorry Iris, I thought you purposely manipulated the quote, I didn't realize he went and changed it. Luckily, my measly 4 points isn't going to do much for your 3000+ rep anyway.




Posted by Poco

rep doesn't matter. :-/




Posted by Shin-Ra

Let him be sensitive. :mad:




Posted by Hyper

stopped reading part way through after I realized you were being just as stupid as he was




Posted by project101


Quoting Vampiro: I shall ditto that also. But without the quote part. As that was also unfunny.

I shall as well ditto that...
And dude dont bad talk goths My G/F is goth and im sorta goth I hang out with them and I get to many girls but still man that was funny stuff