MetalVox 6505: http://forums.tabit.net/showthread.php?t=34751 best thread on any website
MetalVox 6505: ever
vXChrisVGvb: I'll judge myself
vXChrisVGvb: LMFAO
vXChrisVGvb: the picture itself
MetalVox 6505: keep going
MetalVox 6505: read the whole thing
vXChrisVGvb: UGH
vXChrisVGvb: I THOUGHT IT WAS A GUY
MetalVox 6505: i know, i did too
vXChrisVGvb: I'm so disgusted by this
vXChrisVGvb: you know
MetalVox 6505: yes i know
vXChrisVGvb: and she keeps holding her breasts
vXChrisVGvb: like she's attractive
vXChrisVGvb: It's ****ing gross
vXChrisVGvb: that's by far
vXChrisVGvb: the greatest thread
vXChrisVGvb: though disgusting
vXChrisVGvb: on earth
vXChrisVGvb: you Scott have won yourself a gold medal
MetalVox 6505: But I thought I won myself the internet?
vXChrisVGvb: oh, this gold medal certifies a key to the united states
vXChrisVGvb: the internet
vXChrisVGvb: and russia
MetalVox 6505: **** it
MetalVox 6505: i didn't want russia. all they have is drunks walking around on top of missing nukes :-(
MetalVox 6505: and yelling comrade all the time
vXChrisVGvb: You're free to do with it whatever you want
vXChrisVGvb: so if you want to kill people
vXChrisVGvb: and start a new country
vXChrisVGvb: rename it
vXChrisVGvb: go right ahead
MetalVox 6505: word
MetalVox 6505: I claim this land as my own
MetalVox 6505: and I will call it "Oops you stepped on a nuke haha you're deadland"
MetalVox 6505: all the russians'll be ****ed of course, but i'll give them barrells of vodka and they'll forget why they were ****ed in the first place
MetalVox 6505: and go back to being in an economic slump and not care.
vXChrisVGvb: No, you'll play your guitar immobilizing them with your skill
vXChrisVGvb: hen drop a nuke
vXChrisVGvb: so they can't run
vXChrisVGvb: and start a new
MetalVox 6505: i can't drop a nuke
vXChrisVGvb: then go into economic ruin
MetalVox 6505: i can't find any of theirs :-(
MetalVox 6505: they're all missing
vXChrisVGvb: oh, yes you can.
vXChrisVGvb: cause with that thread
vXChrisVGvb: you've won yourself nukes from north korea!
vXChrisVGvb: or was it south korea
vXChrisVGvb: who cares
vXChrisVGvb: you have nukes now!
MetalVox 6505: either way it's bad
MetalVox 6505: wow
MetalVox 6505: I have nukes now, eh? >=D
MetalVox 6505: Can I nuke canada?
vXChrisVGvb: When my brother comes back
MetalVox 6505: save cody, vampy, and a few other people?
vXChrisVGvb: and Vampiro comes here also
vXChrisVGvb: yeah, sure
MetalVox 6505: sweet
MetalVox 6505: Canada is so ****ed
MetalVox 6505: and since the nukes are N/S Korean
MetalVox 6505: they'll blame the slit-eye'd people
MetalVox 6505: and the entire world'll declare them terrorists, and they'll have to bunk up with the sand ******s for saftey
MetalVox 6505: safety&
MetalVox 6505: **
MetalVox 6505: and i'll just be like 8-)
vXChrisVGvb: yeah, hey can I be like
vXChrisVGvb: vice president
vXChrisVGvb: or something
vXChrisVGvb: mayor of russia
MetalVox 6505: you can be secretary of preventing vikings from pillaging Brooklyn
vXChrisVGvb: nice
vXChrisVGvb: but I don't care about Brooklyn
vXChrisVGvb: soooo....
vXChrisVGvb: that's kind of useless now
MetalVox 6505: well
MetalVox 6505: i'll let you run Afganistan
MetalVox 6505: since they're now a part of the US offically
vXChrisVGvb: can I box the afghanis one by one
vXChrisVGvb: for fun
MetalVox 6505: and you can be all like "Sand ******s, i am your leader"
MetalVox 6505: and they'll be like "osht"
vXChrisVGvb: lmfao
vXChrisVGvb: LMFAO
MetalVox 6505: and then you can box each one for all i care
MetalVox 6505: just look out for Rashad
MetalVox 6505: he's a big ****er :-(
vXChrisVGvb: I'll have my elephant gun to kill him
MetalVox 6505: you're not allowed to kill him :-(
vXChrisVGvb: fine, I'll tranq him
MetalVox 6505: that'll work
MetalVox 6505: because we need all the sand ******s we can get
MetalVox 6505: because since we don't control the japaneese
MetalVox 6505: we need as many kamakazi ****ers as possible to kill the french for when we invade the world.
MetalVox 6505: just tell them you'll get to go chill and play texas hold 'em with Allah when they kill themselves some frenchies
MetalVox 6505: Do I win another country now or no?
vXChrisVGvb: hmm
vXChrisVGvb: Central America is now yours
MetalVox 6505: ****
vXChrisVGvb: I know, I know
MetalVox 6505: i don't want the penis of america :-(
vXChrisVGvb: but we already have like russia... the middle east
vXChrisVGvb: so... we're strong
vXChrisVGvb: okay, now we've built our armies
vXChrisVGvb: raped the french men and women
MetalVox 6505: I declare that we annex Germany
vXChrisVGvb: well cody raped the men
MetalVox 6505: because you're named after one and i'm 1/2 Nazi.
vXChrisVGvb: yeah, agreed.
vXChrisVGvb: okay, apparently
vXChrisVGvb: Japan just called me
MetalVox 6505: I'll put you in charge of Germany then
MetalVox 6505: just to **** off the neonazis
vXChrisVGvb: they said "we want a revenge!"
vXChrisVGvb: said Shigeru Miyamoto
vXChrisVGvb: creator of Mario
MetalVox 6505: ****
MetalVox 6505: we have nothing on nintendo :-(
MetalVox 6505: we'll have to call Microsoft
MetalVox 6505: see what the xbox can do
vXChrisVGvb: who's parents were killed when they were on the verge of curing aids
vXChrisVGvb: no, but Miyamoto can create robots like Mario to shoot fireballs and jump out of the way of missles
MetalVox 6505: but if Nintendo and Sony, both japanese, realise they're sitting ontop of 2/3rds of the triforce, they'll be unstoppable :-(
vXChrisVGvb: Oh, and that reminds me.
vXChrisVGvb: Link is on our side
MetalVox 6505: We're gonna have to Zerg rush Japan :-(
vXChrisVGvb: Ganondorf is a sand******
MetalVox 6505: plain and simple.
vXChrisVGvb: so he'll take the tri force
MetalVox 6505: **** it dude
vXChrisVGvb: and use it for himself
MetalVox 6505: he always loses!
vXChrisVGvb: yeah, I know
MetalVox 6505: we cant rely on him :-(
vXChrisVGvb: he's such a pussy
vXChrisVGvb: Link always wins
MetalVox 6505: Link is japanese
MetalVox 6505: he's a spy for shigeru
MetalVox 6505: so we cant trust him
vXChrisVGvb: but shigeru is on our side
vXChrisVGvb: but we can use Link
vXChrisVGvb: so alright
vXChrisVGvb: he gets us the triforce
vXChrisVGvb: we kill him
MetalVox 6505: ...chris, wtf are we talking about?
vXChrisVGvb: BACK
vXChrisVGvb: well
vXChrisVGvb: how am I supposed to know?
vXChrisVGvb: It all started with that behemoth of a girl you showed me.
MetalVox 6505: she isn't a behemoth. she's a ****ing mastadon
vXChrisVGvb: She's our missing link.
vXChrisVGvb: She isn't even human
MetalVox 6505: well, she's obviously part human cuz she has braces :-(
vXChrisVGvb: You've made an excellent point.
MetalVox 6505: it's true. i tend to make excellent points. which is why i win most arguments
vXChrisVGvb: Another excellent point.
MetalVox 6505: ok it's Diablo 2 time