How would you go about having sex with the above poster?




Posted by Richaod

If anyone quotes these posts out of context, they are seriously going to be hurt.

With that said, um, yeah. Go for it.




Posted by Stalolin

Rape with knives.




Posted by Richaod

Using the tray of the guy in your sig, standing in a pose not unlike the manly bulge of your avatar's.




Posted by Stalolin

Rape in desert.




Posted by Richaod

Rape in dessert. A big bowl of chocolate mousse.

Oh wait, I'm saving that for someone else. Guess who?




Posted by Stalolin

Safe consenting sex in a bedroom.

wait nvm

Rape in a castle.




Posted by Chronic

Bloody anul rape :D




Posted by Poison

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Posted by The Judge

The "Rusty Trombone."




Posted by Borealis

Buttsecks with an ankh, WHICH I KNOW YOU LOVE SO.




Posted by NightmareBassX

I'd knock you out, then put your penis up your ***. Then I would put it on my cell phone and send it to everyone on earth. Other then that... **** you.




Posted by TheButcher

I'd go to work with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

-TheButcher




Posted by Chronic

69




Posted by LagunasSweetling

show him a place to holster those guns, that he never thought about




Posted by Sterling

hardcore blood orgy followed with a blow job




Posted by The Judge

The "Tacklebox"




Posted by EnTiTyHaCkEr

3 words.....

"Chopsticks of Doom"




Posted by Borealis

Beer bottle.




Posted by Poison

Those super sized ketchup bottles, followed by a rim job.




Posted by The Judge

The "Citizen"




Posted by Borealis

The "I'm sick of fucking The Judge."




Posted by The Judge

D*mn, someone's being vindictive. What'd I do wrong?

Missionary.




Posted by Illyria110

cut off your penis and shove it up your ***




Posted by The Judge

How incredibly mean!

And here I'd just have insanely rough sex with you.




Posted by Borealis

Is it ironic that I continuously have to go about finding a unique way to have sex with The Judge? I think so.

Anyway, I'd cut your hair off, and eat while humping you viciously.




Posted by The Judge

Eat my hair or just eat?

I'd rape you while slicing Rahal's holy symbol in your spine.




Posted by Borealis

I'll slap you silly with Abraxas's left, slimy, foot - then give you a hand job. :cookie:




Posted by Illyria110

nice rough girl on "guy" action




edit: male then




Posted by The Judge

It's a guy. Shazam.




Posted by Borealis

Lies :mad:

Anyway, I'd crack your goddamned skull open so I can get some different booty.




Posted by Poison

I will take my butterfly knife and cut your eye out, then skull **** you. and then do the same thing to your other eye.




Posted by higbvuyb

lighted stick of dynamite
(Richaod, you suck. This thread sucks too, as much as you.)




Posted by Richaod

It's not physically possible, as higbvuyb is asexual, of course.

btw hig, I don't see any of YOUR contributions to posting games