100 Worst Song Lyrics




Posted by Richaod

http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/worstlyrics1.htm

I know there are more, but this is pretty fun. Love the anti-Limp Bizkit thing too.




Posted by segashadow128gcn

coldplay as a "straight edge" band.......what the hell and radiohead owns the person's soul who wrote this anyway radiohead rules. and limp bizkit will have more money than he will ever have..i love fred he kicks arse.




Posted by Skitzo Control

[font=Verdana][size=2][quote] Purple Haze all in my brain
Lately things don't seem the same
Acting funny but I don't know why
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
Jimi Hendrix,




Posted by segashadow128gcn

covers though come one give me a brake thoughs are covers and i am not the biggest limp bizkit fan anyway.. i just dont see why there so hated. once there music had to get you atleast once. and radioheads music is amazing i dont even know about that cover but who cares, and did coldplay really do a cover of babie girl....even if they did never the less i enjoy there music...i mean its good.

i mean i have more bands and atrist that i like more but ouch.. covers always suck i think like i love korn to death but another brick in the wall come on.......

and mind you i dont see what was bad about the behind blue eyes remake it was a good remake i think i mean all you can give me is the part the through in there, i mean its a good remake better than the origanal crap.. and metallica is the worst **** ever anyway.. *stairs back at korn and shakes fist*

i not into coldplay and limp bizkit so much but radiohead i am into.




Posted by Borealis

Bookmarked. I aprove of each lyric bust.




Posted by TheSecondComing

I'm so sick of dickhead internet columnists trying to be funny by acting overly-cool. WHOA HE BAGGED LIMP BIZKIT~! NOBODY ELSE BAGS LIMP BIZKIT~! THIS GUY MUST BE COOL~!

And how was every lyric the Foo Fighters have ever written not on that list? Please.




Posted by rivercitytecmo

i tried to read what segaguy was saying, perhaps to shed some light on the situation as a third party mediator, but i said "**** it" when i got to "brake thoughs". sorry dude, but from here on out, everything you say is wrong.




Posted by Richaod

[quote] Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
If the Scatman can do it so can you.

Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings.
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing.
Yo I'm the Scatman.
Scatman John, I




Posted by Wicked Sushi

All I can say is: Fuck that list. It's so damn idiotic. Here's an example:

[quote]3) Here comes the Ax
and here comes the Smasher!

So wait, that's the whole song? No. It could be an intro part or a calm part in the song. Just because two lines suck it doesn't make them the worst lyrics of all time. And what about this one:

[quote]American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
I'm guessing there was a verse before or after this.




Posted by Richaod


Quoting Wicked Sushi: All I can say is: Fuck that list. It's so damn idiotic.


They're still pretty funny examples of weird lyrics, regardless of how much of the song is quoted.



Posted by TheSecondComing

[QUOTE=Richaod]I an the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus--koo koo kachoo.
The Beatles,




Posted by Wicked Sushi


Quoting Richaod: They're still pretty funny examples of weird lyrics, regardless of how much of the song is quoted.

I guess. All I'm saying is that it's not really the 100 Worst Song Lyrics ever.



Posted by Richaod


Quoting TheSecondComing: I didn't see that on there. Now I reclassify the writer as an 'idiot'.


It's still funny though.

[quote=Wicked Sushi]
I guess. All I'm saying is that it's not really the 100 Worst Song Lyrics ever.

Nah, not really, I suppose. The other pages have more varied songs though.



Posted by loathing

"This is a fairly accurate representation of a lot of backpack rap. Their strategy is to talk really quickly and rhyme words that make no ******* sense at all. This works well when your audience is a bunch of college hipsters who are eager to excuse your lack of intellectual qualities because you




Posted by Shin_Akuma

One word. Sliver.




Posted by TheSecondComing


Quoting Shin_Akuma: One word. Sliver.


'Sliver' by Nirvana? Sliver the band I've never heard of? What is it?



Posted by Shin_Akuma

Sliver by Nirvana.




Posted by TheSecondComing


Quoting Shin_Akuma: Sliver by Nirvana.


You can't be serious, those lyrics are fantastic.



Posted by Shin_Akuma


Quoting TheSecondComing: You can't be serious, those lyrics are fantastic.

How is saying Grandma Take Me home 27 times in a row fantastic? >.>



Posted by Sean Fury

Why is the band Anal Cunt not on this list anywhere?


Quoted post: I SMOKE LOTS OF CRACK AND MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A KID
I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE
WHEN SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM, I KICK HIM IN THE BALLS
I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE
WHEN SHE'S AT WORK, I TEACH HIM HOW TO SHOOT UP
I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE
WHEN SHE BEATS HIM UP, I SIT THERE AND LAUGH
I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE

WHEN HE WAS IN 3RD GRADE, HIS BEST FRIEND O.D'D
BECAUSE I MADE HIM SELL HEROIN AND SPEED
I LIKE BEATING KIDS FOR NO REASON AT ALL
I LIKE DOING DRUGS AND BEATING UP KIDS




Posted by Shin_Akuma

Okay I eat my words, thats definately the worst ive ever heard.