Queef

Posted by Ant

Hay guyz I was watching Howard Stern and I heard an actual queef. It was extremely flappy...as I imagined. Like a flappy fart, but they are always flappy. Anyways, not as good as Lisa The Queefmonster.

Posted by Poison

I thought this thread would be more related to gun bound, but eh.

Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

wtf

and lol, I remember that on howard stern, those chicks where pro queefers

Posted by Poison

Posted by Borealis

I thought queefs were cocoa pterodactyls... somehow.

Posted by Poison

Quoting Borealis: I thought queefs were cocoa pterodactyls... somehow.

Well, your wrong.

Posted by Iris

Silly whores. You're supposed to wear the microphone around your head.

Posted by Borealis

Quoting Poison: Well, your wrong.

[COLOR=Yellow]Obviously...?[/COLOR]

Posted by Poison

Quoting Borealis: [COLOR=Yellow]Obviously...?[/COLOR]

Obviously WRONG

Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Quoting Poison: the lame comic

see you ****ed it up

now it gets locked, make another one ant

about vaginal farts

Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I like how I bring you all these great memories. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Maybe too fuzzy.

Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

I'll make you feel fuzzy inside

wait

I'll make you feel fuzzy inside

Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Wait, re opened to discuss queefs

Posted by brownoystercult

I'm in need of a soundclip of one. :(

Posted by Ant

I'm sure some weird porn site has them.

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: I'm sure some weird porn site has them.

Indeed. Look for porn bloopers.

Or get a girlfriend. Blow air into her, then quickly slip your penis is and let loose. That's all the queefing you'll need to hear for the rest of your life.

Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

vampiro knows best

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No, I just want to see him do it, and the look on his girlfriend's face.

Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

vampiro knows best

Posted by brownoystercult

lol

Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

hi, master queef here.

Posted by Stalolin

Quoting Angelwing: hi, master queef here.

she is the queef monster, she carries the foreskin of rahal and has an enormous wang that devours lesser queefers and makes her more powerful