many people are dropping their internet on the floor and being able to pick it up
someone please explain this to me
wait...
What?
Oh, the great things that mankind can accomplish.
**** you maybe I don't feel like picking it up
If I drop my internet it refuses to let me pick it up again.
Mine squeals until I rock and back and forth.
Why must i be on the outside of this glorious inside joke?
I'm like, a very poor little Vamp, abandoned by his parents at the tender age of seven.
I pass by a street I almost remember, but I cannot think of where from. I sit by the sign, recalling my past, unsure of why this street beckons me. I decide to go down it anyway, knowing that I have no where to go, shunned by all that I've loved.
Third house from the left, the light is on, soft music dances across my frozen ears. I trudge through the snow, falling upon a sight my eyes have seen only once before. A happy scene of friends around a fire, laughing, singing, and telling tall-tales.
I grip the window-ledge, wanting that to be me, oh so badly. A tear slides across my cheek, as I know that can never be. I slump down, feeling nothing, not the cold, not the hunger, just... nothing.
THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE ME FEEL! Happy?!
Did the tear freeze upon your face and leave you with a horrifying scar for the rest of your human life?
i hate canada
I don't know. I died before I could find out.
The internet will bring you back. The internet has/does everything!
You speak of my death like it means nothing to you! :mad:
I cannot continue this discussion
omg!
I get it
Vampiro, I'll let you in on a secret. I don't know what's going on half the time. I just go with it.
judge
that was just ****ing funny
Well, Aol drops and I have to pay a 40cent reconnection fee to pick it back up. I just owned you guys with my sadness of AOL!
I use the local phone companies connection and it works 10 times better than AOL ever did.
Yeah I agree with Derick...I have no idea whats going on alot of the time, so I just come in and say Hi...Hoping to seem as if I have friends I'm talking to...
prince, you sound really sad
and not emotionally
you just seem sad
So, think he died from being really sad?
Holy thread revive, Batman!
And yeah, that's one more death claimed by VGC.
so you were reading old threads in this blog too huh? The "RAPTORS A FAGGOT" one was pretty funny. Too bad DA doesn't have any super old threads, thanks netman :(
I have you, I've got you by the ovaries!
My goal in life is to revive all old threads in this blog.
You're pathetic.
Sarcasm get.
Counter-sarcasm get.
I steal your mitten.
can anyone fit a glove on their penis, and make it fill in all 5 holes?
nvm guys, it was easy
I think I saw that on YouTube once, shame they had to take it off.
that was me, don't know why they did that
cut the four fingers off and slip them over the one remaining finger. Stick penis in remaining finger.
I jammed penis in all five causing no mutilation to the glove
mutilation to the penis still happened though
Worth it.
see? this is why I miss dark bulb and his CRAAAAAAAAZY mutilated penis like ways. posts like this, comedy gold.
You need to post the vid again.
JUST DO IT
wtf are you talking about?
I'll rapidshare it later guys, its really big
nike shirt. don't even try to understand
MISTA ALLENS! TIMBALAND 29 OR TWO FO' FIFTY!
[quote=Shade32;617500]MISTA ALLENS! TIMBALAND 29 OR TWO FO' FIFTY!
no, no no no no no no stop it
no u
WHAT
he means that cats don't really like fish
heh