Crush

Posted by Pit

I have a huge crush on Trigger. Too bad she lives in Australia. :(

Posted by Poco

I have huge crush on my right hand. She gives me hand jobs 3 times a day, or more.

Posted by Pit

Thanks for killing the mood, now I have to make another Trigger thread.

Posted by Poco

hey this my thread about my girlfriend righty, who i cheated on for lefty

Posted by Trigger

That's not cool, man; righty's always get angry over things like that!

Posted by Pit

lol, im gonna crush u lol crush

Posted by The Judge

My hand gives me blow jobs quite regularly. :(
You figure the physics out on that one.

Posted by Pit

Quoting The Judge: My hand gives me blow jobs quite regularly. :(
You figure the physics out on that one.

Fail, with a "ph".

Posted by Aesthetic

hey you beat me to it, a thread about the coolest person ever (other than you kris sry :() wait I'm still making one just watch me

Posted by Trigger

[quote=The Judge]My hand gives me blow jobs quite regularly. :(
You figure the physics out on that one.
HOLDING A VACUUME CLEANER IN YOUR HAND DOES NOT COUNT, JUDGEKINZ.