The Void




Posted by Poison

This will be the ultimate waste of time thread.

Loli




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

YOU'RE A WASTE OF TIME




Posted by The Judge

NO U




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I CAN'T RESPOND TO THAT!?




Posted by The Judge

[SIZE=7]PENIS PENIS PENIS![/SIZE]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

THE WINNA IS ROU




Posted by The Judge

10,000 GET NAO.




Posted by Poison

OMFG OMFG.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

just wow

poison, you shoulda made it say, reach 10000 posts

then it would have rocked

but you didn't

Now make another one that says that




Posted by G-Sides

bimbo :mad:




Posted by Stalolin

i am *** i will leed you




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

i will follow but only if it is to the dark side because the dark side is really the only cool side and everyone should know that




Posted by Poison

The dark side of my butt cheek? Like the sides switch pending on where I shine my flashlight. Unless you talk about the darkhole :)




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

no, just no :(




Posted by Poison

No like not the dark hole? Or no like not the sides of darkness?




Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Poison: No like not the dark hole? Or no like not the sides of darkness?


[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/OMGZERGRUSH/dark-hole.jpg[/IMG]



Posted by Poison

I can't see the image; can you describe it to me?




Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Poison: I can't see the image; can you describe it to me?


It's a Yugi-Oh card.

Dark Hole: Destroys all monsters on the field.



Posted by Poison

Ohh, well the dark hole which I talk about is my butt hole, I don't think it destorys all monsters on the field...or destorys anything at all.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

*******it, Poison.




Posted by Poison

That's what I thought :(




Posted by The Judge

There's this card called Battletoads. Effect: You win.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: There's this card called Battletoads. Effect: You win.


You don't win battletoads. If anyting, you lose Battletoads.



Posted by Poison

Curved is the guy who takes it up the butt
Straight is the guy that gives it up the butt
Circle is the guy who stays home and masturbates


-Poison




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Are you number three?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I... I don't know if I should zing! know or not...




Posted by The Judge

I say you go for it.




Posted by Poison


Quoting Angelwing: Are you number three?

Close enough.



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

wheres the tweezer option




Posted by The Judge

Shut your dirty jew mouth.




Posted by Ant


Quoting The Judge: Shut your dirty jew mouth.


Shut your dirty jew/hairy mouth.



Posted by The Judge

MY MOUTH ISN'T HAIRY. SHUT YOUR FAT TRAP.




Posted by Poison

Geez Judge, close your legs please.




Posted by The Judge

NO! *Pees everywhere*




Posted by Poison

You just peed in the void, WTF?




Posted by The Judge

BECAUSE I'M A F*CKING DRUNK.




Posted by Poison

DICK.




Posted by Stalolin

vin diesel can't beat battletoads

no one can

honestly

that's like the hardest game ever

because there are walls




Posted by Poison

Vin Diesel knows the know sets of cheat codes too?




Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Poison: Vin Diesel knows the know sets of cheat codes too?


There are no codes, and I bet if you used a Game Genie it would just break, it would die because the game was too hard.



Posted by Poison

I have a car. I have a car that uses gas. I have a car that uses gas and can go higher then 10 miles per hour. I have a car :cool:




Posted by Prince Redon

I have a cat...It's kind of lame...but I still have a cat...




Posted by Stalolin

I have a nigger. He's pretty cool. All he does all day is eat watermelon and chicken. I can't get him to pick the cotton, he keeps telling me the North won the Civil War. What an idiot, what does he take me for? A negro woman?




Posted by Prince Redon

Egad!...Your a racist pig! I should smite you for that...but your lucky...I'm *** and I am in a forgiving mood...




Posted by Poison

More like you don't know where he lives, nor do you have any real *** powers.




Posted by Prince Redon

Oh, yeah, that too I guess...




Posted by Poison

And your also a pussy.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

For the first time evar, I shall declare a co-win of thread. Awarded to both Poison and lolin.

You both rock more than the universe shall ever know.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

wtf be battletoads?

TOADS THAT BATTLE?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Wow, you're so uncool right now, it's not even funny.


Though, you still manage to be uber cool somehow. Someway.




Posted by Ant

No...not at all.

You know...I beat battletoads without dying once. True Story.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: You know...I beat battletoads without dying once. True Story.


Shut up you filthy lier.



Posted by Poison


Quoting Ant: No...not at all.

You know...I beat battletoads without dying once. True Story.

Hi ant, you pussy.



Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Ant: No...not at all.

You know...I beat battletoads without dying once. True Story.


not even *** can beat battletoads

jesus was doing pretty well until he got to the last level though when he had to heal some guy and play at the same time



Posted by Poison

My uncle is the ****ing MAN! We head over to where he works and before we can even get out of the car, girls flood all over him saying, "we missed you." We walk towards the building, as he is being hugged and kissed. He is the ****ing man. The next thing I know, I'm being stormed with hugs and kisses, why? Because I'm related to my uncle. That guy is the man; he's my freaking role model. And to top this day off, we went to the spa again, I got a body rub and got laid. I love Asian hookers, and I love my uncle.




Posted by Ant

This is Derick speaking:

Shut up, queers.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Poison: My uncle is the ****ing MAN! We head over to where he works and before we can even get out of the car, girls flood all over him saying, "we missed you." We walk towards the building, as he is being hugged and kissed. He is the ****ing man. The next thing I know, I'm being stormed with hugs and kisses, why? Because I'm related to my uncle. That guy is the man; he's my freaking role model. And to top this day off, we went to the spa again, I got a body rub and got laid. I love Asian hookers, and I love my uncle.


It doesn't matter how many times you type it out, it's not happening, hun. :(



Posted by Stalolin

I'm taking command of this blog now. *Commandeers blog*




Posted by The Judge

My boy will not be a chocolateer.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3


Quoting Angelwing: It doesn't matter how many times you type it out, it's not happening, hun. :(



zing :cool2:



Posted by Poison


Quoting Angelwing: It doesn't matter how many times you type it out, it's not happening, hun. :(

It's ok if you don't believe me, after it's not Canada. There are spas and hookers here in shanghai.



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

sure

right

yea, right lol sure




Posted by Poison

Exactly.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3


Quoting Poison: after it's not Canada. There are spas and hookers and a lot of STD's here in shanghai.


after it's not Canada, then what =O

oh and made an STD edit.



Posted by Poison

Thats why you use condoms :) And I don't that any STDs that I know of, but if I did, I would give them to my best friend and make a joke out of it.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Poison: It's ok if you don't believe me, after it's not Canada. There are spas and hookers here in shanghai.


We have spas. :( And hookers. :( for real :(



Posted by The Judge

Filthy Canadian Lieing Jew Queer.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: We have spas. And hookers. for real


Indeed. Though, they are incredibly polite.



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

WELL ASIAN LADIES HAVE SUCH TIGHT VAGINAS THAT IF YOU HAVE A BIG WEINER, YOUR PENIS WOULD IN FACT BE CUT BUT THE INCREDIBALLY SMALL VAGINAS THERE. HE TOLD ME, AND THATS THE FACT IN ASIAN MEN HAVING SMALL WEINERS, SO THAT THEIR WEINERS DON'T GET INTO AN "ACCIDENTS"

YEA **** YOU STFU




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: HE TOLD ME, AND THATS THE FACT IN ASIAN MEN HAVING SMALL WEINERS, SO THAT THEIR WEINERS DON'T GET INTO AN "ACCIDENTS"



Assuming I read that correctly, wouldn't it be the other way around? The women are tighter because the men have small penises? And from what I remember, they're small, because just like in the animal world, the penis size reflects the competition between the men. Therefore, you could either say, the women are increidbly easy, or there's just no need to go after many women like you would in our culture



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

no, china has secrets we don't know about.

I just let a secret fly away, I mean seriously vampiro, get it right. I know I got it right, I mean really.

also, another chinese secret is women don't have *******s there

they **** out of their mouths and nostrils, all truth




Posted by brownoystercult

Pit doesn't know what Jack In the Box is.




Posted by Poison

So I walk into a bath house, and like all the asains have like small penises, I was like ****ing shocked. It's like all the things rob told me about the penis thing was true. But it was pretty funny though, I'm like 19 and I have the biggest penis in there, by like 3 folds. I mean if my penis was erected, all the males in the room would killed themselves in shame.

Anyway, that reminded my of a ong by system over down. "My cock is bigger then yours! My cock can walk right through the door!"




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

first, if you mean 3 folds, then I think you mean something like this

and actual size also

normal chinaman penis size
)___
Your chinaman penis size
)_________

so thats 3 times theirs, and I guess you win in giant talk

now lets talk about vampiro or anyone else that is normal here

)_________________________________________________________

its like everyone laps you by like 10 times




Posted by Poison

Remember first year in highschool? You told me your penis was 38 feet long. Well, fuck you.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

it was 56 feet long

what kind of ****ing friend are you, not even remembering such ****ing information

jerk

and I don't need to bypass the censors, thats for pussies




Posted by Poison

Ok, fuck you anyway. Oh yea, I get back the 24th I think.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

WAIT NVM




Posted by Poison

Eh? Did you remember something important? When I get back, lets go get a chicken roll. You know, the one that can kill a old lady if you club her with it.




Posted by Prince Redon

[COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]


Quoting The Judge: Filthy Canadian Lieing Jew Queer.


Dirty American Cheating Nazi Heterosexual
[/COLOR]



Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Roinkz: Pit doesn't know what Jack In the Box is.



Jesus, that's insane. All boxers eat fast-food, like all the time. Because it's healthy for them.



Posted by Prince Redon

I smell stupidity...I'm just kidding...but seriously, Get out.




Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Prince Redon: I smell stupidity...I'm just kidding...but seriously, Get out.


kk



Posted by Poison


Quoting Prince Redon: I smell stupidity...

I smell cock, GET THAT **** OUT OF MY FACE BEFORE I RIP IT OFF!



Posted by Poison


Found that on VGC, I found it pretty funny.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

wtf is jack in the box

And that picture is old. And makes me sad. But also laugh. Then sad.




Posted by brownoystercult

You seriously don't know what Jack in the Box is? Christ. It's a fast food chain. Guess they don't have one in Canada. :/




Posted by The Judge

Likin that user title there, Roinkz.




Posted by brownoystercult

oll. thx




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Guess they don't have one in Canada. :/


No we don't. Though we have enough Jack in the Box commercials to know how ****ty it is.



Posted by The Judge

It's actually pretty good. Shut your Canadian mouth.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I knew it was fast food only because Anthony told me some time ago. But yeah, I'm guessing it sucks hardcore, like that white castle place.




Posted by The Judge

I never want to hear you badmouth white castle again, got it?




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

White castle > any normal castle
wait wtf




Posted by The Judge

The Judge agrees!




Posted by Ant

Yeah Jack In the Box is a very high quality fast food chain. BREAKFAST ALL DAY!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'll agree, Whitecastle is pretty good, however... Jack in the Box is just pure ****.

Though I laugh at some of the commercials. Well, it's more of a giggle, but a hardy laugh none-the-less.




Posted by brownoystercult

Okay, does Canada have Fat Burger?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Not that I know of, and by the sounds of it.... thank ***.




Posted by The Judge

It rawks.




Posted by brownoystercult

It really does. In fact, I'm eating it right now. OH NOES ROINKZ IS A CHUB CHUB




Posted by Poison

I can eat and eat and not get fat. I do the old finger trick. The one where I stick it up my butt and I defecate (ancient chinese secret).




Posted by brownoystercult

ROFL

But no, I bet I'm slimmer than you.




Posted by Poison

Lol, nah, I don't just take a ****, I defecate. That's like losing 20 pounds.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

defaecate

you cannot spell one of my favorite words wrong please




Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: defaecate

you cannot spell one of my favorite words wrong please


fecal fetish



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: fecal fetish


You make it sound so boring.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

You guys have to remember that Canada pretty much has nothing.

Just ice.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3


Quoting Vampiro: You make it sound so boring.


WIN

just for that, this needs a temporary lock

Will be back tomorrow night



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

UNLOCKED NOW




Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: UNLOCKED NOW


thx dood



Posted by Poison





Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

k we get it

you discovered penny arcade

now stop posting their comics




Posted by Poison

But its like funny, very funny. I tired to save them on my palm, but i was spending like 20 minutes trying to read one. Dam small palm screen :(




Posted by Ant

You use a Palm? Holy **** fag




Posted by Poison

Yea, everyone needs a PDA, its great for watching videos and listening to music. Oh, and store useless data like what I did yesterday at 1:53am.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Ant just won

fag

thread will reopen at night and ****




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

K night time

open again




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

wait, ****, man my stupid is off the charts tonight

open




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol

bulb fails at being a blogmod.

Or a mlog/blod/mog/whatever other variation.




Posted by Poison

Woot, lets talk about how old people try to have sex!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Vampiro: lol

bulb fails at being a blogmod.

Or a mlog/blod/mog/whatever other variation.


in other words, he fails at life.

Unless...



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No, no, you're absolutely right.




Posted by Poison


Quoting Angelwing: in other words, he fails at life.

That can't be, he goes to college! That has to count for something...right?



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No. Anyone can go to college. As long as they have money that is...




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

vamp's right

and lisa, I can't fail at life yet :mad:

I was so close to closing this again :cool:




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I know. :)




Posted by Poison


Quoting Vampiro: No. Anyone can go to college. As long as they have money that is...

Thats like saying just anyone can have sex...oh wait



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Not everyone can have sex. For example, those that are horribly mutated, birth-defects, you, and so on.




Posted by Ant

zing!




Posted by Poison


Quoting Vampiro: Not everyone can have sex. For example, those that are horribly mutated, birth-defects, you, and so on.

There are girls out there with fetishes



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

[QUOTE]There are girls out there with fetishes




Posted by Poison

Ohhh, that what you meant, well, they can always do it with fingers, and if they don't have fingers, they should kill themselves.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

vamp wins, lock thread

opens at night




Posted by Poison

My question to you is: Why the **** do you wake up so early? Don't you enjoy the sweet feeling of a good night's sleep?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: My question to you is: Why the **** do you wake up so early? Don't you enjoy the sweet feeling of a good night's sleep?


A good night's sleep incorporates waking up at a reasonable hour.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Vampiro: Not everyone can have sex. For example, those that are horribly mutated, birth-defects, you, and so on.

-A good night's sleep incorporates waking up at a reasonable hour.


lmfao

and vamp wins twice



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

I thought I locked this :mad:


Me, I woke up early, posted, and left.

You shouldn't talk, you're a load worst than me with your crappy sleep habits.

Oh and angelwing :-*




Posted by Borealis


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: I thought I locked this :mad:


Me, I woke up early, posted, and left.

You shouldn't talk, you're a load worst than me with your crappy sleep habits.

Oh and angelwing :-*


lol wtf? :cookie:



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: I thought I locked this :mad:



srsly, I didn't unlock it. I think someone's hacking up the joint.

<3



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

judge




Posted by Ant

yo sup guyz what's goin on?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I think someone's hacking up the joint.


No, bulb is just a forgetful ass.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Oh. :cool:




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3


Quoting Vampiro: No, bulb is just a forgetful ***.


I think someone hacked my head d00d, that has to be it
out of everyone

I would think vampiro would understand :'(



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, I would.

I hacked your head with my penis.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

oh ****


wait



really?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Like you wouldn't believe.




Posted by Poison


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3:
Me, I woke up early, posted, and left.

You shouldn't talk, you're a load worst than me with your crappy sleep habits.


I only wake up at 5pm because I go to sleep at like 6am the night before, so stfu.



Posted by Poison

So once again, I'm the only one on VGC again, do I win some form of sad award?
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/PsionicXero/sad.gif[/IMG]




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

WHY AM I NOT ORANGE




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

WHY AM I NOT EVEN ON THERE?


Quoted post: So once again, I'm the only one on VGC again, do I win some form of sad award?


Your award is the fact that you're one of the few to ever be the only one on at any given time.



Posted by Ant

What about the 40 guests still there huh!? DO THEY NOT COUNT FOR ANYTHING!?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... no, of course not.




Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Vampiro: WHY AM I NOT EVEN ON THERE?


BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKE THE INVISIBLE WOMAN



Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Vampiro: WHY AM I NOT EVEN ON THERE?


[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/OMGZERGRUSH/invisiblewoman.png[/IMG]



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh yeah. I forgot about that...




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

oh, Mr. Stealth. The red is prettier than the green, though.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I cocnur.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

cock lol




Posted by Poison


Quoting Angelwing: WHY AM I NOT ORANGE

I click on ramdom users and and people I want to check out. I will be sure to click on your name next time :cool:

Anyway, I'm going to use my new 98 OS-tan avatar in like 26 hours, so yea, I'm feeling that my current avatar sucks. If anything, I go back to lucy (Eflen Lied)

Heres another screenshot because I had nothing better to do:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/PsionicXero/newwallpaper.gif[/IMG]
This is the first non anime wallpaper I made, so i didnt know what do really do, but its plan and simple :)



Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Poison: I click on ramdom users and and people I want to check out. I will be sure to click on your name next time :cool:

Anyway, I'm going to use my new 98 OS-tan avatar in like 26 hours, so yea, I'm feeling that my current avatar sucks. If anything, I go back to lucy (Eflen Lied)

Heres another screenshot because I had nothing better to do:

This is the first non anime wallpaper I made, so i didnt know what do really do, but its plan and simple :)


who the hell is james



Posted by Poison

Thats my name.




Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Poison: Thats my name.


oh okay sup james?



Posted by Poison

I just woke up, and I'm planning to go eat soon and then maybe go out for some hookers, maybe.




Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Poison: I just woke up, and I'm planning to go eat soon and then maybe go out for some hookers, maybe.


Watch for Chlamydia.



Posted by Poison

Yea I know, thats why I use condoms and shower caps. Chlamydia is a big no no.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

She's wearing a bra. You fag.




Posted by Poison

This is where I got the picture from:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/PsionicXero/11213019057022yx.jpg[/IMG]
So it's not like I can adobe in boobs, not untill I find the perfect pair.




Posted by brownoystercult

small boobs=teh yummy!

ebony & ivory..lol




Posted by Poison

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Roinkz again." :(

Yea, cute :cool:




Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Poison: This is where I got the picture from:

So it's not like I can adobe in boobs, not untill I find the perfect pair.


needs more food



Posted by Poison

Needs less clothes.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I concur. Or more body in the shot. Either or.




Posted by Prince Redon

Ant and I came to an agreement...We would rather a hott asian woman, than an American one...because Asian women seem to be so much hotter for some reason...Hi Ant!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: We would rather a hott asian woman, than an American one...because Asian women seem to be so much hotter for some reason...Hi Ant!


It's called "innocence". Anywho, I shall agree. However, I find a hot North American to be more frequent than a hot Asian. So, it's basically a trade-off.



Posted by Prince Redon

True...Hott Asian women are very uncommon...And just today I spotted several beautiful North American women.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I'd hit it.




Posted by Poison

Well, I'm doing pretty fine, In Shanghai, there are lots of the cute asians that you can't find in the US or Canada. Cute asians are freshly made here :)




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

rofl




Posted by Ant


Quoting Prince Redon: Ant and I came to an agreement...We would rather a hott asian woman, than an American one...because Asian women seem to be so much hotter for some reason...Hi Ant!


hay



Posted by brownoystercult

Japanese women > Chinese women




Posted by Poison

I agree, but it's not like I can get japanese girls as easy as like Shanghai..nese girls. I can't really talk to the japanese girls durning sex, so it will be awkwardness and lots of pointing.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: In Shanghai, there are lots of the cute asians that you can't find in the US or Canada. Cute asians are freshly made here


Go to Toronto and Vancouver. There's too many of them.



Posted by Poison

Which one of my avatars did you guys like? The one with lucy? Should I keep this one for a while or just change it?




Posted by Poison

I'm going to go to japan tomorrow, I'm going to leave at 12 and be home at around sunday night at 11. Its like a 3 day trip and it takes us 3 hours to get there by plane. I hope to finally get the konomini manga and some japanese pussy.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

k!




Posted by Poison

Ok, I leave now, wont be back for 3 days, I'm going to levae my laptop on to dowload things and firefox on VGC to rank up the time spent in forums thing. See you guys in three days and dont be pussys and post **** like " I will miss you" or "don't leave!"




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I MISS YOU ALREADY. PLEASE DON'T LEAVE!!!!




Posted by Poison

Yea I'm going away again and I'm leaving my laptop home again. This time, I will be away for 2 days and 1 night. My uncle and I will be on a cruse ship going to some Asian place in china. Hopefully, I wont die from AIDS, because I don't have AIDS :cool:




Posted by Ant

Did you get the Japanese Pussy you strive for?!




Posted by Poison

Nope, like I said, I had problems speaking Japanese. The only reason why I even know some Japanese is because of anime. I mean when I want a blow job, I don




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Oh my.




Posted by Poison

Why didn't anyone tell me you can draw on msn? Look at this art work!
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/PsionicXero/raptor.gif[/IMG]




Posted by Ant

That man looks very evil and is about to do that...whatever it is :(




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

It's raptor




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Where's his wolf costume?




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

He took it off for the mating ritual




Posted by Poco

On those last 3 post it was like "****ing huge Zing!".

Oh well.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: He took it off for the mating ritual


The whole point of the suit is to leave it on during the "mating ritual"



Posted by Poco

He can't get "protien" stains on it because he has to return to the children's theater by noon the next day.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: He can't get "protien" stains on it because he has to return to the children's theater by noon the next day.


No, no, no. None of this makes sense at all. None of it.



Posted by Poco


Quoting Vampiro: No, no, no. None of this makes sense at all. None of it.



he stole the suit from the childrens theater that "Little Red Riding hood", or whatever.


NOT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Not that you fag. I mean, if I was a furry, and I had a suit, no matter what I later had to do, I would want buckets of cum poured all over the constume.

It's just the way it works.

And I just realized how gay that sounds.

Point stands!




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

whoa

fag

no but seriously, he can't afford dry cleaning, so he wants it clean




Posted by Poco


Quoting Vampiro: Not that you fag. I mean, if I was a furry, and I had a suit, no matter what I later had to do, I would want buckets of cum poured all over the constume.

It's just the way it works.

And I just realized how gay that sounds.

Point stands!


oh sorry



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Exactly...




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

This almost killed everything today

I needed more than an exactly, but you left me no choice but to respond to that exactly




Posted by Poison

So whats up with butt seck?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

It hurts at first, but once you get used to it, it's very arousing!




Posted by Poison

There is this black kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat the white kids better than the black kids. So he goes home and paints himself white and shows his dad. Hey dad look I




Posted by Ant

hehe.




Posted by Poison

Think I should change my avatar again? I'm too lazy to create a whole poll :(




Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Poison: Think I should change my avatar again? I'm too lazy to create a whole poll :(


I double dog dare you to change it.



Posted by Poison


Quoting Stalolin: I double dog dare you to change it.

How would that make me want to change my avatar now? Could of just said "yea, change it" :(



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Don't change it.

And I laughed at the joke. As I haven't heard it quite a long time (or I assume that's the joke I remember).




Posted by Poison

Was a good joke I guess :)

Also, I would of changed my avatar, but I can't find a picture to edit and replace it :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Also, I would of changed my avatar, but I can't find a picture to edit and replace it


It's a sign from Jebus.

Or maybe you suck.

Interchangeable I'd say.



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Nigga stole my bike:
http://niggastolemybike.ytmnd.com/




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Definitely Jebus.




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Quoting Angelwing: Definitely Jebus.

Is that the brother of Jesus? Or the second cousin of his?



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Is that the brother of Jesus? Or the second cousin of his?


It's Jesus' badass version.

You see, there's a thing called Christmas. Which of course was first celebrated because of Jesus' birthday (or when they thought it occured). However, an entity called Santa was created, and this angered Jesus. He quitely seethed, pacing back and forth, contimplating his options. Finally, a thought struck him like lightning from Zeus. He will KILL SANTA CLAUS! Thus, bringing back the old age of Jesus, and the day of his brith. However, his Father brought him into this world as the reincarnate of himslef... with limitations. He cannot kill.

He paced in his heavenly quaters for decades, "what could I do, what could I do" he repeated. And once again, a thought had stuck him. "Jebus... JEBUS! RAHAHAHAH!". He would use his Father's creation in a way... he would not have been pleased with. Locking himself away, Jesus meditated, thinking only of Santa, that fat pink bastard that the children adored. He would have his vengeance... he would take what was rightfully his.

In storm of pain and screams, part of Jesus' soul was ripped from his body, and sitting before him was HIS creation... Jebus. Telling his new self of the plan and what must be done, Jebus set out to destroy Jolly Ol' Saint Nick.

Jebus marched for days and days in a bottomless fit of rage until he hit the invisable barrier that was "Santa's Workshop". Using powers unknown to the world, he stuck the barrier with all the forces of Heaven and Hell it seemed - shattering it into millions of shards slicing into the world.

Looking upon the workshop - a fairytale version of a sweatshop - he spat to his side muttering un***ly curses that no man should ever hear. Yelling so that all the world could hear him he summond Santa.

Bursting from the barn-type doors, a fat gigantic man stood infront of him, sneering. Walking towards Jebus, Santa crouched down and prodded him, shoved him, laughed in his face. A laugh that boomed, and shook the earth. Taking a step back, Jebus, for one second, feared for his life.


The end however consists of talltales, fibs, and lies. Lost, stolen, destroyed. The end is mystery to many, though the outcome is obvious to all.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Jebus!




Posted by Poison

Oh geez wow....just wow, I think I'm going to have to sleep this off.




Posted by Poison

My vacation finally ends :( I will be head back to the US tomorrow. The flight will take almost the whole day. I should be back to the US on the 24th 5pm. I will sure miss shanghai :( I will miss my life style and I will miss the spa girls :(

Rob, come over my house kay? I call you when I get back...welcome me with flowers and cake. Errrr...just the cake :cool:




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

and condoms right?

you flaming fag, I ****ing knew it

more like spa guys




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: more like spa guys


Too far.

A man can do more than any woman can do in a spa. Depending on your condition, and what pleases you. Of course, spa girls are notoriously attractive (though not always the case), and have soft hands and a gentle touch, it can't really compare to the firm grasp and pressing and pressure provided by a man. Rougher hands can only add to the effect. No spa girl can penetrate a man or woman exposed to high levels of stress, which is where a man comes in.

Whether that sounds gay or not, it's pretty true. As much as a female is pleasing to the eyes, calm and relaxing, it's not a very good way of relieving stress, and ultimately, calming down.

Unless you're nervous around a man's touch. Then it can only hinder.



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Spa girls don't make a lot of money so they can be easily bribed. I




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Quoted post: Spa girls don't make a lot of money so they can be easily bribed


Until you come across the one with morals.



Posted by Ant

Chinese spa girls have no morals!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

There will always be that one girl. Always

Chances are, she'll be the one that looks like she will do for it.




Posted by Poison

Kbackguyslolyea:(




Posted by Ant

GIT OUT OF AMERICA AND GET BACK TO CHINK LAND YOU CHINA MAN!~




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

olol




Posted by Poison


Quoting Ant: GIT OUT OF AMERICA AND GET BACK TO CHINK LAND YOU CHINA MAN!~

You



Posted by Ant

lol...




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

The mystery isn't that big




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

[QUOTE]You




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Ant: The Chinese have no morals!

Editted.



Posted by Poison


Quoting Poison: mysterious :cool:

Yup, mysterious :cool:

Oh vamp, I can



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Jebus!




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Jeramaianhasfh

I'm right




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

[QUOTE]Oh vamp, I can




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

[quote] Oh vamp, I can




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

ur jebus




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No, I'm Lisa Simpson.




Posted by Poison


Quoting Vampiro: I didn't misspell it actually. It was a Simpsons reference.

Though, the story was all me. Well, me when tired. Point stands!


LIES, we all know you wrote everything before hand and waited for someone like me to ask you why you spelled it wrong. You freaken evil genus guy you :(



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3


Quoting Angelwing: No, I'm Lisa Simpson.


That last name is wrong

ur jebus to me :mad:



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Lisa can't be Jebus. If you bothered to read my short (kickass) write-up on the history of Jebus, you'd know Santa murdered him.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

I didn't bother to read it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Well now you know.




Posted by Ant

sticky get




Posted by Arczu

There's something you don't here everyday...

Ok, let me retry that: "There's something I don't hear every day." What does that mean... should it mean anything.




Posted by Poison

I think I




Posted by Pit


Quoting Poison: What do you guys think?


Needs more Maiden.



Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Poison: What do you guys think?


I think that Pit should find a giant picture of an X-Box, like bigger than 1000 x 1000 and use that as his signature. Just so it's huge, more huge than it is now.



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

lol




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Vampiro: Lisa can't be Jebus. If you bothered to read my short (kickass) write-up on the history of Jebus, you'd know Santa murdered him.


maybe i'm the living dead :mad:



Posted by Poison

[QUOTE=Poison]I think I




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Lol, hes going to play with someones penis that isn't his own




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: What do you guys think?


I think I disagree.


Quoted post: maybe i'm the living dead


MAYBE YOU'RE A GHOST!!!

Arczu: what the hell are you talking about?



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I wouldn't mind being a ghost. :cool:

And I think Arczu is a wee bit drunk.




Posted by Poison


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: Lol, hes going to play with someones penis that isn't his own

Idk...it's only me and you in the room :(



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I wouldn't mind being a ghost.


Nor would I. Assuming I would be an invisable ghost...



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Or one that can pee on people.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Or one that can pee on people.


k, fag, watch casper.

The food and drink goes right through them. How do you suppose they will store any bodily fluid of which to dispose of?



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

look dude, **** casper

in his ***, he won't feel a thing

in his *** 8)




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Watch it again. He becomes a pillow and Ritchie (or whatever) punches the **** out of him and he's all like "ow, wtf *****!"




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

wait, I remember now




Posted by Poison

Wait, why was casper friendly? His whole life was ****ed up, he has no reason to be funny! Unless he was a gay ghost.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Wait, why was casper friendly? His whole life was ****ed up, he has no reason to be funny! Unless he was a gay ghost.


He WAS gay. Did you see him when he transformed back into a boy? Come on, gayest kid I've ever seen.



Posted by Poison

Idk, he looks pretty dam white when he turned into a boy, I bet he could of died if you put him in the sun for too long :)




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Casper's a *****. Most unfriendly ghost I've ever seen.

Unless I were a ghost.




Posted by Poison

Has anyone ever had one of those cookies with wine in the middle? I had that once and it was bitter :(




Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Poison: Has anyone ever had one of those cookies with wine in the middle? I had that once and it was bitter :(


you mean oreos right



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

GHOST SEX




Posted by Poison

Wow...I can't believe you're using that avatar :(




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

depp owns you

or would you rather aflek own you?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

take depp man




Posted by Poison

Idk...I guess depp :(




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

k save my avatar and use it now




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Quoted post: or would you rather aflek own you?


What the hell kind of question is that?



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

U




Posted by Poison


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: k save my avatar and use it now

Lol, I rather invite gary over your house with his spoon and eat everything that you have and own. Also, I would pee on your bed.



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

So are you going to use it now or should I log in your account and switch it? nvm, I'm doing the latter

edit : I HAT U




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Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: So are you going to use it now or should I log in your account and switch it? nvm, I'm doing the latter

edit : I HAT U

Yea, I changed my password a while ago. If you really want me to use that awful avatar, I guess you can make a poll about it and see what the other 5-6 people who go on this blog think.



Posted by Ant

I disagree. Change it, but keep the cute thing. I don't want to be the only one :(

EDIT: stfu plz




Posted by Poison

Silly ant, Hikari is a virgin (according to the anime). So no gaping vagina the size of a hallway. And Hikari is pretty cute (or at least I think so).




Posted by Stalolin

k, i'm in the cute thing too except i define cute as whatever i've got now




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I can't remember what my avatar is... but I know it's cute.

Edit: Oh yeah, it's Samus. That worked out pretty well...




Posted by stone cold nicholas

no you think of course it does look like an alien with it's dick out




Posted by Poison


Quoting stone cold nicholas: Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay super gay gay lamed up gay gay gayed.


Yea sorry, all I



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I don't even understand what he said...

Was he trying to insult me?




Posted by Poison


Quoting Vampiro: I don't even understand what he said...

Was he trying to insult me?

I think you heard gay too :cool:



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, but was he calling me gay?




Posted by Poison

Well, he said the word




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

No poll, just change it for a week, and **** your password change, **** it to hell.

NS edit wingwang :-*




Posted by Poison

Make me one from the secret window and I will use it for three days.




Posted by Poison

Has anyone heard of fruit flavored condoms? I mean WTF is that about? Lol, who gives head with condoms>




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Lol, who gives head with condoms>


Some girls insist on it.



Posted by Poison

What a disappointment to the guy, having to put on a condom just for something like sex, but not sex.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Stop bumping this ****ty topic every few days

wait a month or something first




Posted by Poison

I got some nice/cute pictures of Yuko and now I plan to make new avatar and banner. So this is how I plan to spend my day. What about you guys? Anyone do anythign special?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

My day ended an hour ago...




Posted by Stalolin

My life ended like twelve seconds ago. Death is a bit late. I can't blame him though, I mean New Orleans does have a lot of dead people.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

dude... whoa :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol




Posted by Pit


Quoting Stalolin: My life ended like twelve seconds ago. Death is a bit late. I can't blame him though, I mean New Orleans does have a lot of dead people.


A little bit of X and a little bit of D.



Posted by Poison


Quoting Stalolin: My life ended like twelve seconds ago. Death is a bit late. I can't blame him though, I mean New Orleans does have a lot of dead people.

My jaw hurts.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lock-jaw


lol




Posted by Poison

Okay, I got a new wallpaper, as you guys can see, I went back to anime again :( But fear not! I will make a new avatar and banner of Yuko soon!
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/PsionicXero/wallpaper3.gif[/IMG]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

underboobage is hawt




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

that was so crappy vampiro

that it made me lol for real




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Surely you're not denying thew truth behind it?




Posted by Poison

I think you guys should fight to the death.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'm up for it




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

With boes!




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

I call normal bow, you get crossbow




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Fine... you do realize this will eb closs combate... so you just gave me the advantage.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

No, no, no. Plural of BO. The most awesome weapon in the world.

THE STICK.




Posted by Ant

<.< >.>

oh...and about the underboob...yeah it is hot for some strange reason...




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, like Donatello's weapon.

Katanas plz.

Bulb can have the numchucks




Posted by Stalolin

i call the road roller





Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Cheater




Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Vampiro: Cheater


it's not my fault that this game features highly unbalanced characters and that the road roller has multiple unblockable attacks such as "pave roads".



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

TMNT never had those.

AR HAX!!!1




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

wait, you don't get an advantage from crossbow >:O

it takes forever to load >:O, and ifyou miss, I can fire three arrows and kill you

Plus knunchuks suck ***

So I call ***




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: wait, you don't get an advantage from crossbow >:O

it takes forever to load >:O, and ifyou miss, I can fire three arrows and kill you

Plus knunchuks suck ***

So I call ***


Well, I'll probably go into the match with an arrow alrady loaded. And I figure you aren't very quick on your feet, so I can probably send a shot through you pretty quickly. While you're recovering from that, I'll load up another and finish you off.

Of couorse, during that time you'll get a few shots off. Maybe one or two will hit me, but chances are you can't aim or use a bow very welll...



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

You have no clue how fast I am on my feet

Wavedash fast

and can't aim? not only are you right, but I'll miss every time

I will get so sick of it, I'll just throw the arrows at you




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: You have no clue how fast I am on my feet

Wavedash fast

and can't aim? not only are you right, but I'll miss every time

I will get so sick of it, I'll just throw the arrows at you


lol

You win this round



Posted by Poison

Took me almost 3 hours, but I'm done making my new avatar and banner! Yuko themed!




Posted by The Judge

Disgusting.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Well done.




Posted by Azusa

She looks about eight years old in the sig picture. Nicely done overall, though.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Actual age - 5 or 6 = appearence

Handy tip.




Posted by Ant

My ***, I think she is both hot and cute. That's a rare combo. But yeah, 10/10! (I've never givin a 10/10 mind you.)




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3


Quoting The Judge: Disgusting.


what he said

more appropriate on a forum created by saul dude



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I like how poison randomely talks about cookies and his avatars/sigs.

And we all know the power of the bo. UNSURPASSABLE.




Posted by Poison


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: what he said

more appropriate on a forum created by saul dude

So I fell in love with her beauty and then found out she



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

I think she looks like a rabbit




Posted by Poison


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: I think she looks like a rabbit

What ever tickles your pickle ;)



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Rabbits like carrots

The carrot probably tickles her pickle




Posted by Poison

She doesn't have a pickle! Jerk :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

[QUOTE]Does this make me a lolicon? If so, I don




Posted by Ant

I feel bad




Posted by Poison

Don't feel bad. You're only going to hell if you masturbated to them.




Posted by Stalolin

only about 12 more days straight of wow and i think i can get my epic mount




Posted by Poison

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Stalolin again. :(

If you guys think the picture of Yuko I used for my banner is too young, tell me and I guess I will get a new picture and make a new banner (I would make a whole new poll on this, but the lazy factor kicked in).




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Hun, we really don't care about which hot girl you use. Just as long as she's hot.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Hun, we really don't care about which hot girl you use. Just as long as she's hot.


Well said, and truth.



Posted by Ant

I say yes...something 18 and above plz.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Eight and under plz




Posted by The Judge


I kill myself.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Assuming you got caught




Posted by The Judge

I do it in public. I even sell tickets for the event to cops.




Posted by Poison


Quoting Ant: I say yes...something 18 and above plz.

That means you have two more years till you can masturbate to my avatar or banner :cool:



Posted by Ant

not really fappable...just admireable.




Posted by The Judge

He only faps to the chick in his avatar.




Posted by Poison

My D drive self formatted today :( I lost so much, feels so bad :(
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/PsionicXero/omgdrive.gif[/IMG]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: My D drive self formatted today I lost so much, feels so bad


You can rpobably recover some of that stuff, you'd probably need a profressional to help, but it's possible. Though that's gotta suck.

Hence, external hard-drives.



Posted by Ant

...got a big enough hard-drive...?




Posted by Poison

All I lost was all my anime, porn, my college work, and backed up installers. This was my back-up drive, 133 gigs of data now gone :( You guys think I should turn my drive into an external drive?




Posted by brownoystercult

any of you guys play guild wars? :-*




Posted by Ant

no




Posted by brownoystercult

:mad:

:grrr:




Posted by Poison

Any of you guys play diablo 2?




Posted by Ant

I found it boring.




Posted by brownoystercult


Quoting Ant: I found it boring.

:link:

But GW is fun.



Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Poison: Any of you guys play diablo 2?


lol selling 1,398 stone of jordans for wirt's leg plz

any of you guys play WoW? you should totally come join me in Bloodscalp, like seven of my friends are playing in that server and two of my friends are alliance fags, the rest (including me) are horde and we're going to battle it out


Quoting Poison: All I lost was all my anime, porn, my college work, and backed up installers. This was my back-up drive, 133 gigs of data now gone :( You guys think I should turn my drive into an external drive?


I hear external drives suck.



Posted by brownoystercult

gw > wow




Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Roinkz: gw > wow


i'm going to punch you in the face



Posted by brownoystercult

no monthly fees for the win! :link:




Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Roinkz: no monthly fees for the win! :link:


yeah, but I hear that they're going to start pumping out like one expansion pack a month

THEN WHAT

THEN WHAT

YOU DON'T WANT TO FALL BEHIND

YOU WANT TO HAVE THE MOST UP TO DATE STUFF AMIRITE



Posted by brownoystercult

thats bullsh.




Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Roinkz: thats bullsh.


yeah

and you know what else is bull?

the assistant program on AL



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

External hd's suck. Or at least Pine ones do!




Posted by Poison


Quoting Angelwing: External hd's suck. Or at least Pine ones do!

Well, I'm going to buy or make a casing for the HD and then Install the HD so it's external. It may even save time (like when I give rob anime). Also, this means that I Can move data between my laptop and computer faster too (instead of burning dvds like I normally do)!



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

stop talking about your bf




Posted by Poison


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: stop talking about your bf

You and me both know that you're the gay one. I'm the one that always rejects your sexually advances. Inshort, I'm too good for you.



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Can we stop talking about me for once, I mean seriously. Now stop talking about your bf, or whoever this rob is




Posted by Poison


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: Can we stop talking about me for once, I mean seriously. Now stop talking about your bf, or whoever this rob is

Your only digging yourself deeper in the hole of gayness.



Posted by The Judge

you shoulda said the anus of gayness. Then it woulda been a doublt meaning word trick thing.




Posted by Poison


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: Can we stop talking about me for once, I mean seriously. Now stop talking about your bf, or whoever this rob is

You're only digging yourself deeper in the anus of gayness.



Posted by The Judge

Brilliant.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3


Quoting Poison: You're only digging yourself deeper in the anus of gayness.


whoa, is it your anus you fag



Posted by Poison


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: whoa, is it your anus you fag

Do you want it to be my anus? Or do you have someone in mind? You fag.



Posted by brownoystercult


Quoting Stalolin: yeah

and you know what else is bull?

the assistant program on AL

Oh yeah, Stal. We're sailing the Grand Line. ;)



Posted by Ant

huh...the void...reminds me of the time I made the perfect omlet.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

fag

oh poison, how bout your mouth, since you love using it so much

fag




Posted by Poison


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: fag

oh poison, how bout your mouth, since you love using it so much

fag

F a g .



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

FRIENDLY
ANAL
GAMES




Posted by Poison

I want a girl whose obsessive. But with my luck, she'd be obsessed with the neighbor or something :(




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

or your piano




Posted by Poison

Or not :(




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Make her lick your keys, for like an hour or something




Posted by Poison


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: Make her lick your keys, for like an hour or something

Lol, you have the worse sexual advice ever :cool:



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

... :(




Posted by Poison


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: ... :(

The many benefits of being a woman or a shemale :cool:

∑ We got off the Titanic first.
∑ We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
∑ When we buy a vibrator, it's sexy. When men buy a blow-up doll, it's pathetic.
∑ Our boyfriends' clothes look elfin and gorgeous on us - guys look like complete idiots in ours.
∑ We can be groupies.
∑ Male groupies are stalkers.
∑ We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
∑ Taxis stop for us.
∑ Men die sooner, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
∑ We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
∑ Free drinks.
∑ Free dinners.
∑ We can hug our friends without wondering if they think we're gay.
∑ We can hug our friends without wondering if we're gay.
∑ We know the truth about whether size matters.
∑ New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
∑ Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
∑ It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
∑ No fashion faux pas we make could rival the Speedo.
∑ We don't fart to amuse ourselves.
∑ If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
∑ We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her ***.
∑ If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
∑ We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
∑ We have the ability to dress ourselves.
∑ We don't have to memorize Caddy shack or Fletch to fit in.
∑ We have an excuse to be totally cranky at least once a month.
∑ We can talk to people of the opposite sex without automatically picturing them naked.

By "we" I mean I'm too lazy change it to "they" so yea, :(



Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Poison: ∑ We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

.

This is an absolute lie.

Inuyasha.

Cloud.

Vampiro.

Sephiroth.

Yugi.

Master Chief.

Marvin the Paranoid Android.



Posted by Poison


Quoting Stalolin: .

This is an absolute lie.

Inuyasha.

Cloud.

Vampiro.

Sephiroth.

Yugi.

Master Chief.

Marvin the Paranoid Android.



Those guy's don't count. That is all.



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3


Quoting Stalolin: .
Vampiro.



lol



Posted by Poison

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/PsionicXero/0827_231531.jpg[/IMG]
(Picture taken by my phone of my laptop and mini mouse)




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

your camera sucks

more wavedashing




Posted by Poison

I'm not creating a gif of you wave dashing in real life unless I get like 6 million rep, or become bored :(




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

would negatives count




Posted by Poison

No, what a stupid question :(




Posted by Klarth

[quote=Stalolin]Marvin the Paranoid Android.

You rule.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/fnool/Picturea013.jpg[/IMG]
Oh. picture of my laptop taken with a good digital camera. i am awesome.




Posted by Ant

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/AntmanMadness/Picturea013.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

I can't read it




Posted by Klarth

Seems to read "Fappin", "Fap material" and "loli".

I don't fap in bed at school. That'd be pretty nasty. :( And as for the stains on the wall, I've never seen them before.

honest

EDIT: Upon closer inspection there aren't actually any stains there at all so I have no idea why they're on the photo. Images as proof laterer!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

lmfao@Anthony

And the use of the word 'fag' is getting tiresome.




Posted by Poison

I love how some people (non-English-speaking, obviously) butcher the English language accidentally and don't realize that their statements actually have a second meaning. Here I have compiled a list of such situations; spelling and grammar is as seen.

* Sign in a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notice.
* In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
* In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
* In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
* In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
* In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily.
* In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
* In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers aare buried daily except Thursday.
* In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridor in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
* On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
* On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; rosted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
* Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
* Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.
* In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
* Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
* A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
* In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
* In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
* In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
* In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today - no ice cream.
* In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
* On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the U.S.S.R., you are welcome to it.
* In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
* At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
* In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
* In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed the water served here.
* In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are the best in the long run.
* From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
* Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking; Here speeching American
* From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.




Posted by brownoystercult

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/capncornflake/revo.swf




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Lose.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I concur with nothing




Posted by Poison

I tried to rep myself today. It just came up as "You have 1336 Reputation points."




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

That would have been the highlight of your day. Now it just makes you want to off yourself, amirite?




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

zinged!




Posted by Ant

Take the meat bridge!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/AntmanMadness/meatbridge.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Stalolin


Quoting Poison: This will be the ultimate waste of time thread.

Loli


my *** the prediction is true



Posted by Poison

A list of interesting signage:

* On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."
* On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."
* At a number of military bases: "Restricted to unauthorized personnel."
* On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs."
* In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."
* In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan."
* In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
* In a Tacoma, a Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!"
* Sign in the office of a Roman doctor: "Specialist in women and other diseases."
* Sign at a garage in Hertfordshire: "Please do not smoke near the pumps. If your life isn't worth anything - gas is!"
* Sign at a Budapest zoo: "Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."
* In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
* On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."
* Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."
* In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
* On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."
* On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."
* At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
* On a taxidermist's window, "We really know our stuff."
* On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."
* On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
* At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
* Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
* In a dry cleaner's emporium, "Drop your pants here."




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

No one read that.




Posted by brownoystercult

tl;dr




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: No one read that.


TOO LATE!



Posted by Klarth

Roinkz is a tard and a git.

discuss




Posted by Ant

...git? wtf.




Posted by Klarth

shut up, you lycanthrope.




Posted by Poison

Cock thirsty.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Vampiro: TOO LATE!


:mad:

I wish I were a lycanthrope.



Posted by The Judge

Vampires are better.




Posted by Poison


Quoting The Judge: Vampires are better.

Cock thirsty.



Posted by The Judge

Yeah, I forgot to mention I'm a cock vampire. I only suck the blood out of cocks.




Posted by Poison


Quoting The Judge: Yeah, I forgot to mention I'm a cock vampire. I only suck the blood out of cocks.

Erroneous!



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Yeah, I forgot to mention I'm a cock vampire. I only suck the blood out of cocks.


There's hentai about that... I just saw it a week ago.

COINCIDENCE?!



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Poison probably has it.




Posted by Poison

Nah, not after my hard drive formatting on me :( I'm afaid of putting any data in it, not untill I make it external.




Posted by brownoystercult


Quoting Klarth: Roinkz is a tard and a git.

discuss

Eh, I don't pinch when I fight. Or in a headlock for that matter. :rolleyes:



Posted by Poison





Posted by Stalolin

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Roinkz: Eh, I don't pinch when I fight. Or in a headlock for that matter. :rolleyes:


I don't care how manly or testosterone-driven you think you have to be in a fight. All I care about is how much pain I can inflict. :)



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

But... did you even inflict pain :(




Posted by Klarth

Yes :)

wait

Yes :)




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

You're a filthy liar

But your accent rocks 8)




Posted by brownoystercult

Have you seen it Bulb?




Posted by Klarth

CONSIDERING HE COMPLIMENTED ME ON MY ACCENT, YES, I THINK SO

i should get my microphone out sometime ahahaha.:(




Posted by Poison

WTF? Seen what? I would like to hear/see this video!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Seconded.




Posted by The Judge

I would like to see his accent.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I would like to see his accent.






Posted by The Judge

Ha, cool.




Posted by Poison

WHY AM I OUT OF THE LOOP?? I THOUGHT GAY PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS IN THE LOOP (I'm not saying I'm gay, I'm saying I'm gay-like).




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No, you're clearly saying you're gay.

Don't be ashamed of it.




Posted by Poison

First of all, I would like to say that you




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I was kidding :(




Posted by The Judge

I wasn't.




Posted by brownoystercult

I'll send the file to all of you on aim

:cool:




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

It's ok to be gay. I should know.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Lesbian.

The term is lesbian.

Though... I think it doesn't matter for hermaphrodites.

So, whatevs.




Posted by Poison

Cock thirsty.




Posted by The Judge

Vampire




Posted by Poison


Quoting Roinkz: I'll send the file to all of you on aim

:cool:

I didn't see it...show me :cool:



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I didn't see it...show me


If you didn't get it yet, add me and I'll send it.



Posted by brownoystercult

Sending it right now




Posted by Poison

Wow, I just saw it. You guys are the biggest bunch of fancy ****ers I have ever seen. Jack, I'd kick your ***, but you ****ing rule!




Posted by Klarth

lol thx:cookie2:

Although I'm not really sure how I'm here anymore, because my mother is destitute and my other parent is somewhere! Maybe my brother's paying the fees, because he has a lot of money. I should ask one of these days.




Posted by Poison

I think I just hurt myself masturbating :(




Posted by Klarth

I hurt myself shaving this morning. Go figure.

And I didn't just shave my facial parts. ;o




Posted by The Judge

You shaved your pubes as well?

I shave without the aid of anything beyond the water that's on the razor blades. F*ck skin lotion or shaving cream. I'm a f*cking man. I can take it. Tons of cuts on my face make me feel alive.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

And his legs. Possibly pits, too.

I shaved today. My mustache was getting a bit out of hand.




Posted by Ant

I'm going to believe your mustace comment.

And yeah, the cuts are very enjoyable.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'm growing a full out beard.

So no shaving for me.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I'll show you pics someday.




Posted by Poison

A man and his wife were driving their RV across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.

Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress:

"My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."

The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng."


Whats the moral of the story you ask?

The king never shaves his beard :cool:




Posted by Stalolin

oh man
[url="http://www.greenflavoredwater.w1.com/downloads/mp3/2BeAMaster.mp3"]http://www.greenflavoredwater.w1.com/downloads/mp3/2BeAMaster.mp3[/url]

I had this completely blocked from my mind but no, someone just had to go and reawaken old useless memories.




Posted by Sirus

...I would try to see this link you posted...but it trys it AUTOMATICALLY download itself with out my permission...and that my friend, is a no-no.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3


Quoting Stalolin: oh man
[url="http://www.greenflavoredwater.w1.com/downloads/mp3/2BeAMaster.mp3"]http://www.greenflavoredwater.w1.com/downloads/mp3/2BeAMaster.mp3[/url]

I had this completely blocked from my mind but no, someone just had to go and reawaken old useless memories.


Please don't do that ever again. I don't want to be a pokemon master ever.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: but it trys it AUTOMATICALLY download itself with out my permission...and that my friend, is a no-no.


lol ur browser is dumb

Just change your settings so it doesn't do that.



Posted by Klarth


Quoting The Judge: You shaved your pubes as well?

I shave without the aid of anything beyond the water that's on the razor blades. F*ck skin lotion or shaving cream. I'm a f*cking man. I can take it. Tons of cuts on my face make me feel alive.


They also make you look very silly and provide inlets for various infections.

I plan to purchase a cut-throat razor blade as soon as I start having to shave daily.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: They also make you look very silly and provide inlets for various infections.


And it itches like hell. Which is why I stopped doing that back in high school after my first time doing it.

Definitely not worth it.



Posted by The Judge

Actually they don't itch. And I was joking about the cuts thing. I may not use any lotion, but I don't just hack away at my face. At most I get one minor cut.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Actually they don't itch


gtfo, your lies are not appreciated here.



Posted by Ant

Itches more when you don't shave...imo




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I disagree




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Don't shave your buts




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

That was a typo, don't shave your nuts




Posted by Ant

edit button is your friend.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Go edit your face




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol win

or zing!

I don't know.




Posted by Ant

more like, the noid.




Posted by Poison

Ok, I changed my font color...good or bad?




Posted by brownoystercult

Change it back.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

bad. Harder to read.




Posted by Poison

Awwww, it looked so well on my laptop :( But the old one is back.




Posted by Ant

Looks fine to me.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

whoosh?




Posted by Klarth

I wish my pubes would grow back.




Posted by Poison


Quoting Klarth: I wish my pubes would grow back.

Oh *** geez...cock thirsty.



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

just because penny arcade says it makes you sound smart, it doesn't




Posted by Poison


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: just because penny arcade says it makes you sound smart, it doesn't

Penis thirsty.