I'm a Vegan




Posted by Ant

Note: I DO eat meat. And don't care about the animals. But why is it that people who are really against vegans/vegitarians really dumb like this?

THEWICKEDWlLLROT: so wait are you just vegetarian or a vegan?
AntmAnmAdness: Vegan
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: VEGAN!?!?!
AntmAnmAdness: Yeah?
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: Mr Smith you disgust me
AntmAnmAdness: So who the hell are you non-vegan?
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: well see you dont eat anything that comes from animals
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: like eggs and cheese and such
AntmAnmAdness: I do not eat that
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: ...
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: so what the ....
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: do you eat toffu?
AntmAnmAdness: What?
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: that ....
AntmAnmAdness: Sometimes
AntmAnmAdness: not really
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: so honestly tell me
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: what have you eatin today?
AntmAnmAdness: Some french fries
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: thats it?
AntmAnmAdness: Yup
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: ...you sir are a disgrace
AntmAnmAdness: What do you care?
AntmAnmAdness: I just love animals
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: I like animals too
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: but ones their dead
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: not eating them isnt gonna bring them back to life
AntmAnmAdness: But it won't kill them if you don't eat them
AntmAnmAdness: How can you do that to the animals?
AntmAnmAdness: The innocent animals
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: animals eat us
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: what about sharks
AntmAnmAdness: We aren't meant to be in the water
AntmAnmAdness: and when was the last time an animal tried to eat you?
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: at the zoo
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: one wanted to eat me
AntmAnmAdness: Don't lie
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: i sweart
AntmAnmAdness: Sure
AntmAnmAdness: You sicken me animal eater
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: you sicken me
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: you tree hugging hippy
AntmAnmAdness: I just care about the animals
AntmAnmAdness: Don't hate me for it
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: sure groovy dude hug a rainbow
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: i knew you never showered
AntmAnmAdness: Umm, okay
AntmAnmAdness: I tire of you
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: eat me
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: oh thats right you dont eat meat
AntmAnmAdness: duh turd
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: but no on a serious note
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: have you ever stoped to think about it
AntmAnmAdness: All the time
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: and you still come up with the same answer all the time?
AntmAnmAdness: Yup
AntmAnmAdness: That animals are suprior to humans in every way and form
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: well heres something that not many vegetarians know (or care to acknowledg) every year millions of animals are killed by wheat and soy bean combines during harvesting season
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: and animals are supirior to humans? LAUGH! when i see a whale build an oil tanker then ill take your side
AntmAnmAdness: Millions
AntmAnmAdness: don't lie silly meat eater
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: yeah go on and on for hours about how all of us meat eaters are going to hell for having a steak but conveniently ignore the fact that each year millions of mice, rabbits, snakes, skunks, possums, squirrels, gophers and rats are ruthlessly murdered as a direct result of YOUR dieting habits
AntmAnmAdness: Do you not eat bread as well?
AntmAnmAdness: or are you too busy eating beef?
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: i eat bread
AntmAnmAdness: Then you contribute to it as well
AntmAnmAdness: Thusly, shut it
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: im not the one thats on some pussy crusade to save the animals
AntmAnmAdness: What do you care?
AntmAnmAdness: I never said not to eat meat...you are the one who got on me about it
AntmAnmAdness: So shut the hell up
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: so im supposed to feel guilty now if I eat meat? screw you
AntmAnmAdness: Huh?
AntmAnmAdness: You asked, I answered and told you how I felt about it
AntmAnmAdness: Never said "DON'T EAT MEAT!"
AntmAnmAdness: turd
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: you do realize
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: that animals outnumber humans by allot
AntmAnmAdness: so?
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: so if your doing it so none get extinct its pointless
AntmAnmAdness: Whatever
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: whats Futon?
AntmAnmAdness: a bed made out of non meat product
AntmAnmAdness: day
THEWICKEDWlLLROT: whats day?
AntmAnmAdness: bye forever




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

So when you said 'day' to me just now, that means you won't speak with me again? :(




Posted by coromoro

What an assh*le.




Posted by booyah719

Ant, I told him to IM you, because it's Kyle. It's very sad he doesn't know anything about anything. Anyway, quite funny.




Posted by Admiral Anthrax

Wait, so we have one guy being stupid to try and show how another guy is being stupid?




Posted by Apathetic

I was slapped by a vegan, my friend and I were laughing after we walked down the steps.




Posted by Ant


Quoting Admiral Anthrax: Wait, so we have one guy being stupid to try and show how another guy is being stupid?


Basically.



Posted by Ex-Linkman

I was looking forward to the climactic ending where you laughed at him for thinking you were really a vegan. I am now sad. :(