[COLOR=GOLD]dustyd221: hi
YoungHuman: hi
YoungHuman: who is this
dustyd221: just a friend
dustyd221: asl?
YoungHuman: ...14f
dustyd221: well. your illegal
YoungHuman: whatever.
dustyd221: do you have any interest in who I am?
YoungHuman: hm, i suppose.
dustyd221: ok
dustyd221: I live in your area
YoungHuman: oh wow that tells me a lot.
YoungHuman: right so is there a point to this?
dustyd221: do you have any boobs?
dustyd221: you said you were a female
YoungHuman: duh, girls have boobs unless their like anorexic
dustyd221: what is your siz.....I mean prize?
YoungHuman: right.. who are you
dustyd221: its irrelavent
YoungHuman: not really.
dustyd221: ****, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
YoungHuman: ...mmhmm... why are you bothering me?
dustyd221: If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
YoungHuman: right. bye.
dustyd221: wait
dustyd221: are your undies showing?
YoungHuman: your immature
dustyd221: do you want them to show?
YoungHuman: i know you, dont i? thats why your bothering me
dustyd221: um. yes. I am just a friend
YoungHuman: psh your not a friend. who are you
dustyd221: yes
YoungHuman: do you have a name numbskull
dustyd221: Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
YoungHuman: if i throw a stick will you leave?
YoungHuman is away at 6:03:27 PM.
dustyd221: maybe. Depends how sexy the stick is. I hope you come back. [/COLOR]
EDIT:: MORE!!!
YoungHuman: honestly. who are you.
dustyd221: just a friend.
YoungHuman: if you were a friend you would tell me your name, punk.
dustyd221: um honestly I go by tons of names
YoungHuman: oh really. like what.
dustyd221: Baby, somebody better call ***, cuz he's missing an angel!
YoungHuman: stop with those lame lines
dustyd221: Coffee? Tea? Me?
dustyd221: Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.
The funniest part was when you forgot to use yellow font colour at the end.
That was an edit. The kid came back and asked after I posted it. It wasnt a mistake.
This wasn't supposed to be hilarious. It was just a couple of pickup lines to some kid who doesn't know me.