The Amala: I will call you in about 1 minute or less
The Amala: heads up
h7per: hold on
The Amala: tell me when
h7per: ok
h7per: go
The Amala: wtf was that >:o
h7per: ****
h7per: dad answered
The Amala: you're joking right?
h7per: no
The Amala: .......
The Amala: :-X
The Amala: well that's peachy
The Amala: I was being a smartass to him
h7per: great
h7per: oh****
h7per signed off at 2:55:43 PM.
Phone call went like this:
Me: Hello?
Young-sounding Man: Hello?
Me: Hi, may I speak to Matt?
Young-sounding Man: Why do you want to speak to my son?
Me: You're his dad?
Young-sounding Man: Yes. Why do you want to speak to Matthew?
Me: You sound a bit young to be his father *keep in mind I would swear it sounds like Hyper*
Young-sounding Man: Are you questioning me?
Me: Yeah, yeah I am.
Young-sounding Man: Who are you?
Me: Derick
Young-sounding Man: Do I know you?
Me: Probably not
Young-sounding Man: *hangs up*
.......and now this......
h7per signed on at 2:57:53 PM.
The Amala: ........
h7per: Is this Derek?
The Amala: yesm
The Amala: Derick, actually
The Amala: it's spelled stupid..ly
h7per: Don't get smart with me. How did you get my number?
The Amala: huh?
The Amala: who is this?
h7per: Matt's father
The Amala: ah
The Amala: may I explain why I was being such an ***?
h7per: Please do.
The Amala: I thought you were him
The Amala: and as such just thought you.....being him.......were being a smartass
The Amala: pardon the misunderstanding
h7per: Misunderstanding my ***. You need to learn some manners, boy.
The Amala: if I knew it was you, I would have shown them >:o
The Amala: but he's a friend, and as such, friends get very little in the way of manners
The Amala: though, in all respects, right now, you're just text, and I have no way of knowing if this is really you
h7per: Are you saying my son doesn't deserve to be treated with courtesy?
The Amala: um.......let's see
The Amala: considering with him he'd take everything I said to you in a joking manner
The Amala: no
The Amala: because I was joking
h7per: I didn't think it was funny.
The Amala: well you didn't know I was joking
h7per: Maybe you should learn to be a little more mature while talking on the phone to people you don't even know.
h7per: Are you his friend from school?
The Amala: nay
The Amala: just an internet dood
h7per: Are you some sort of child stalker? I saw on the news that sickos like you trick poor young children into giving out personal information, and then you try to sexually assault them.
The Amala: yup
The Amala: that's me
The Amala: cause of course, if I get his phone number
The Amala: I can also get his home adress and social
h7per: I sure hope you're joking again, sir.
The Amala: I am
h7per: Again, that wasn't funny at all. I'm being serious.
The Amala: I'm some 18 year old kid in California
h7per: I will call the police on you.
The Amala: sitting on my ***
The Amala: very bored
The Amala: go for it, I did nothing wrong
The Amala: and I didn't call you with the intent to insult you
The Amala: since it was a genuine missunderstanding
The Amala: so you can't get me for pranking
h7per: I let you know that I was his father, yet you still showed disrespect.
The Amala: didn't you hear me?
The Amala: you have a young voice
The Amala: I thought it was him trying to screw with me
The Amala: HENCE
h7per: So now I can't be taken seriously because I have a younger sounding voice?
h7per: Insult after insult.
The Amala: ha
h7per: Keep them coming.
The Amala: you're drawing more out of this than I mean
The Amala: which is something Matt would do
The Amala: am I to just assume this is all some elaborate hoax?!
h7per: And now you're attacking my son.
The Amala: I SENS A HOAX
The Amala: *SENSE
The Amala: how am I attacking him?
h7per: I have your phone number. Expect a call from the law.
h7per signed off at 3:07:37 PM.
Run Derick, run. :rolleyes:
Reeks of Hoax. Even so, if it was him, I don't want to have to bother with cops calling me.
Okay, nevermind. It really was Hyper's dad :X
h7per signed on at 2:57:53 PM.
The Amala: ........
h7per: Is this Derek?
The Amala: yesm
The Amala: Derick, actually
The Amala: it's spelled stupid..ly
That was d*mn hilarious.
The Amala (3:14:04 PM): he sounds far too yougn
The Amala (3:14:05 PM): *young
The Amala (3:14:16 PM): so explain to him that it was a ****ing misunderstanding >:0
h7per (3:14:18 PM): the big throbbing bump on my head says otherwise
The Amala (3:14:26 PM): ?
h7per (3:14:50 PM): he hit me.
Asses.
Like I said, if the cops call me, I will emotionlessly tell them that they are talking to an innocent kid, but should look into that Child Beater who called them.
I LOL'D
Huh, people sure are *******s. If that's really his Father.
That was actually really funny. Watch out though, because those cops can get you.... for... being rude.
Hyper, your dad's a douche.
I got a laugh outta that though.
Dude, PM me your dad's cell number. Seriously. I feel like going too far with this guy.
you were stalking me and how I was reading old instant message threads!
lol. That was hilarious.
You need a cell phone if your dad is going to do this kind of stuff.
My dad's sort of like this too, unfortunately. =/
If anything, just like Dexter, this thread made me want to call Hyper's dad and have fun :p:
wow, I don't remember doing that. None of that looks familiar. Doesn't seem like my style at all when pretending to be my own father.
I lived with my dad when I was 11, not 15. :)
THE PLOT THICKENS
uh not really. this was back when i was socially inept and clung to vgchat and other online communities to keep me happy, and i thought it was funny to pull that old gag on sir judgey. i just don't remember doing it like that or at all. but there's the proof.
Oh. I thought you meant you didn't do it and weren't living with your dad, so there must've been some other shady person pulling off the hoax.
Look at the parent get all high and mighty with who he thinks is a pranker! lulz. W/e, he couldn't do **** if he tried. The police aren't going to waste time with a parent miles away over bull ****, especially when there wasn't A. A threat, and B. repeated harassment. All that bull **** with the text messages where he claims "harassment" wouldn't even get to court, considering it's impossible to prove who's who, much less who IMed first. Most state laws don't protect those who subject themseleves to further harassment by not hanging up, exc.
but with all that aside, I say hoax.
you're obviously quite thorough
[COLOR="Yellow"]This is why cellphones exist.[/COLOR]
wow this is wacky
i used to cling to online communities for happiness too but i was more of a 'just really hope people like me in the first place and if they don't i'm going to go sulk' kind of guy
i couldn't imagine pulling something like that to get people to wuffles me and yet at the same time i kind of understand it
it's gotta be weird looking back on that and not even remembering it or whatever though
Trolls have no need for e-companionships. All about the mate, feed, kill, and repeat. INPHEKSHUNS!!
feeling sorry for you for having ****ty parents etc
pulling the pity card like i've done so many times just not in the same way
i think we've both learned that's very "no" though
except my father is a great man and i fully love and respect him.
lucky you!
I know :)