WE HAVE RETURNED.
SoulCaliburRF: you know what i love? men!
I can explain!
I believe this is where your "Delete Everything that's not Funny" policy comes into play.
HEY MY POST DIDNT SHOW UP MAYBE IF I POST MULTIPLE TIMES IT WILL BE FIXED
Jesse finally fixed it. HUZZAH!
SPEED AND SOUL ROCK ETC
I had to change it because otherwise you looked crazy :(
Fine. :(
SoulCaliburRF: ADAM
SoulCaliburRF: ARE YOU THINKING WHAT IM THINKING
AdTheLad998: IS IT SEX?
Simple hilarity at it's best.
Sooooo... Were you right?
Nothing will ever beat the pokemon one.
AdTheLad998: I'm going to create a list of life goals
AdTheLad998: 1
AdTheLad998: eat a plate of spaghetti with my bare hands
SoulCaliburRF: ...thats it?
AdTheLad998: thats all I have...
AdTheLad998: 2. Make sure I never ever have to give my kids "the talk"
SoulCaliburRF: i never got it :cool:
SoulCaliburRF: did you?
AdTheLad998: ...
AdTheLad998: come to think of it
AdTheLad998: no!
SoulCaliburRF: lol
AdTheLad998: wait
AdTheLad998: i got a talk of some kind
AdTheLad998: but I was really young so they werent specific
AdTheLad998: what I'm gonna do is just give them access to porn
AdTheLad998: when they're of a certain age
SoulCaliburRF: heh
AdTheLad998: I'll just buy some and leave it somewhere where they might find it
SoulCaliburRF: then they'll think their father is a pervert. :-\
AdTheLad998: dude
AdTheLad998: if my kids are BOYS
AdTheLad998: boys ages 12-16 are the most perverted beings on earth
AdTheLad998: I don't have anything to worry about
SoulCaliburRF: :cool:
SoulCaliburRF: so anyway, youre adopted.
AdTheLad998: oh?
SoulCaliburRF: yeah
SoulCaliburRF: i thought i'd tell you
AdTheLad998: how did you find out?
SoulCaliburRF: BECAUSE ADAM
SoulCaliburRF: I INSEMINATED YOUR REAL MOTHER
SoulCaliburRF: THREE YEARS BEFORE I WAS BORN
SoulCaliburRF: IM GOING TO START MARKETING ANOREXIA AS "THE NEW ATKINS"
AdTheLad998: brilliant
SoulCaliburRF: i'll make bazillions!
AdTheLad998: may I have half of that for no particular reason?
SoulCaliburRF: hm, that seems fair.
YOU'RE LUCKY MY LEGEND LIVES ON IN AIM BOARDULAR FORM.
AdTheLad998: do i get one now?
SoulCaliburRF: no adam
SoulCaliburRF: we're just friends!
AdTheLad998 (22:02:20): SUP IAN
AdTheLad998 (22:04:04): SUP IAN
SoulCaliburRF (22:04:07): SUP ADAM
SoulCaliburRF: burns suck dick
AdTheLad998: no they dont, otherwise i'd be pretty happy right now :-(
SoulCaliburRF: metaphorical dick
SoulCaliburRF: like
SoulCaliburRF: someone else's
SoulCaliburRF: while you have to watch
AdTheLad998: Ian, some people pay for that
AdTheLad998: I, however, download it for free
SoulCaliburRF: hey, you fag
SoulCaliburRF: you were supposed to post something last night
SoulCaliburRF: because S&S is dead now
AdTheLad998: hey, you do it
SoulCaliburRF: hey, no
SoulCaliburRF: its dead
SoulCaliburRF: it happened last night!
SoulCaliburRF: i was all "i think i broke my pinky" then you had some snappy response and i said "i think maybe i typed too hard"
AdTheLad998: i know
AdTheLad998: and i couldnt be bothered>:o
SoulCaliburRF: and the thread is dead and the wonderful people of VGC that i still talk to anyway have no way of remembering me but by talking to me on AIM every day
And Jack, stop changing your name, floppycock (it sounds like poppycock! I can't believe I never thought of that), pick one you LIKE! Jesus...
Hey, how come there isn't a Mexican and Spic one for me and you? This is unfair. Me and you have more meaningless conversations than you and Speedfreak... :(
yeah, but you always have to talk about you getting erections. i just think it might start to get stale. :(
Dude, what are you talking about. Erections never get stale.
SoulCaliburRF (04:17:08): biomass sounds cooler than it really is :-(
AdTheLad998 (04:17:26): lol, yeah
AdTheLad998 (04:17:36): anything with "bio" at the beginning does
SoulCaliburRF (04:17:36): really, it sounds cool!
AdTheLad998 (04:17:41): except biology
SoulCaliburRF (04:17:42): except biology
LOOK AT THE TIMES.
it was closer than it looks. :(
AdTheLad998: lets take turns to hate eachother
AdTheLad998: you go first
SoulCaliburRF: hate... each other? me and you?
AdTheLad998: IAN HOW COULD YOU
AdTheLad998 signed off at 6:56:44 PM.
SoulCaliburRF: bring up how you have genitals :cool:
AdTheLad998: i dont think thats necessary
SoulCaliburRF: what are you looking for a fight
SoulCaliburRF: I HAVE WEAPONS
SoulCaliburRF: THEY ARE ALL LASER GUIDED AND I GET CRAZY IF YOU TOUCH THEM
You two seem pretty insane XD
AdTheLad998: wanna play halo later?
SoulCaliburRF: no
SoulCaliburRF: i dont
AdTheLad998: ...oh:(
AdTheLad998: why not?:(
SoulCaliburRF: because you play one shitty game
SoulCaliburRF: then complain about it
AdTheLad998: i want to try my new one>:O
AdTheLad998: :(
SoulCaliburRF: well i dont >:O
AdTheLad998: its me isnt it:(
These are weird, but not funny. :(
That's because speedy's a tasteless ape ctrl6
and also because we don't really talk too much anymore, and when we do it's basically a lot of shouting
Someone say something funny.
Titmouse is a bird. It's got a pretty call. I heard it once... while I was reading a book... outside.
Shut up, KoH, everyone knows your deaf with no ears!
Yeah, I wish I had bird. Thanks for opening old wounds. :(
I MEANT TITMOUSE, ****IT.
AdTheLad998: I DONT CARE ANYMORE
SoulCaliburRF: YEAH?!
SoulCaliburRF: AAAGGHHH
SoulCaliburRF: RAAAGGGHHH
AdTheLad998: AGGHHHH
SoulCaliburRF: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
SoulCaliburRF: WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH
AdTheLad998: RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
AdTheLad998: wff wff wff wff
SoulCaliburRF: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW POWERFUL IVE BECOME
AdTheLad998: OH YEAH
SoulCaliburRF: I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO JARED
AdTheLad998: ILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO TED
SoulCaliburRF: DARN IT!
SoulCaliburRF: SHUT UP!
AdTheLad998: (**** you im not being the bad guy)
SoulCaliburRF: HAAAAGGHHH RAAAAAGHH
SoulCaliburRF: HAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AdTheLad998: RAAHHHH
SoulCaliburRF: woosh woosh woosh
AdTheLad998: PEEOOW
SoulCaliburRF: krrrrzzzt poosh
AdTheLad998: ian what the **** are we doing
SoulCaliburRF: IS THAT ALL YOU GOT
AdTheLad998: yes
AdTheLad998: thats all i ****ing got
SoulCaliburRF: we were playing
SoulCaliburRF: S&S REVIVAL TIME
AdTheLad998: hey
AdTheLad998: does this mean
AdTheLad998: its
AdTheLad998: S&S REVIVAL TIME?
SoulCaliburRF: no that was like 17 seconds ago
SoulCaliburRF: guess we cant revive it then
AdTheLad998: that was so predictable:-P
SoulCaliburRF: i will post them both!
AdTheLad998: good!
AdTheLad998: because im not!
SoulCaliburRF: good
SoulCaliburRF: because i am :-)
AdTheLad998: good
AdTheLad998: because i am
SoulCaliburRF: ****
Another group for you to ignore:
AdTheLad998: i have proof that god does not exist
SoulCaliburRF: is it diarrhea?
AdTheLad998: no
AdTheLad998: its somewhat related, though!
AdTheLad998: why would you make it possible to have a boner AND need to **** at the same time?
AdTheLad998: whats the point?
SoulCaliburRF: lol
SoulCaliburRF: thats miserable man
SoulCaliburRF: and even worse
SoulCaliburRF: why are both always an issue right when you wake up?
AdTheLad998: LMAO
SoulCaliburRF: not only do you have to deal with the problem, but you have to when you cant even ****ing think
AdTheLad998: oh god
AdTheLad998: i didnt even think of that
SoulCaliburRF: did i tell you i got an inhaler?!
SoulCaliburRF: it tastes awful man
AdTheLad998: yeah but
AdTheLad998: inhalers are cool!
SoulCaliburRF: i didnt know gasses could be so horrible :-(
AdTheLad998: theyre like cigarettes!
AdTheLad998: except good for you!
SoulCaliburRF: lol
AdTheLad998: so when your buddies go out for a cig
AdTheLad998: you can bring your inhaler along and BE COOL
SoulCaliburRF: its like a tiny little bong!
SoulCaliburRF: ****, S&S was funny
AdTheLad998: i know
AdTheLad998: AND YOU STOPPED IT
AdTheLad998: PRICK
AdTheLad998: HEY ADAM I HAVE AN IDEA
AdTheLad998: LETS NOT HAVE FUN FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES
I didn't ignore them!
I was just thinking that there wasnt enough hilarity in my life