Lisa :o
Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3The first of two, and I remember you saying you wanted a topic of me saying how much I loved you.
See the problem is words won't describe it. So use your imagination :)
Okay, now stfu :mad: Sorry if you wanted more :( But that was hard enough to come up with. You get another one though, but not that soon :(
Posted by Vampnagel P. WingpireI love you too. When are you coming to my house. :(
And I hope the other topic is coming along soon. :-*
Posted by Last Foglol let me try
oh lisa... my love for you is stronger than a very very strong man who just won the world's strongest man competition by dragging a ****ing bus attached to his waist with a rope... your eyes are like two rock hard jawbreakers from that candy machine that i saw the other day in the grocery store, they make my mouth water... your hair, it's like a never ending flow ... of hair...
aw **** i give up try again later
Posted by Antlisa is a fat lesiban and I've hated her for a good...year and half now? Yeah...BAD TIMES! ;)
Naw...ur kewl :cool2: much love -hits chest with right hand twice then does the peace sign-
Posted by coromoroLiser is aweshome. :)
Posted by Poison
Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: The first of two, and I remember you saying you wanted a topic of me saying how much I loved you.
See the problem is words won't describe it. So use your imagination :)
Okay, now stfu :mad: Sorry if you wanted more :( But that was hard enough to come up with. You get another one though, but not that soon :(
:WTF:
Wow, I guess I can try to pwn Darkbulb with an old love poem.
Starry mist night
twas I the saint
and you the angel
for we bargained
for the one thing
tempted our desires
I laid you down
soft bed of crystals
anointed your body
with sweet nectar
Night of darkness
purple moon passion
I am the dagger
you are the wound
Take take this night
as gravity falls
upon the stone
of cold marble
tempting our fate
This is our omen
sweet test of fate
divide our hearts
souls shall melt
like sweet porcelain
to form the sculpted
unity of lovers in love
Posted by ShadeThat moved me to the very depths of my soul.
Lisa, when I think of you, I think of Etna. Who I would love to have kinky sex with.
Posted by Vampnagel P. WingpireI'm up for kinky sex.
...nice poems, guys.
Posted by Ant
Quoting Ant: lisa is a fat lesiban and I've hated her for a good...year and half now? Yeah...BAD TIMES! ;)
Naw...ur kewl :cool2: much love -hits chest with right hand twice then does the peace sign-
Does that look like a poem...? Yeah, that's what I thought! :p
Posted by Vampnagel P. WingpireI just like to ignore you. :)
Maybe I enjoy being a fat lesbian. :mad:
Posted by Stalolin
Quoting Angelwing: I just like to ignore you. :)
Maybe I enjoy being a fat lesbian. :mad:
Who doesn't enjoy being a fat lesbian? You score ten out of ten times with any living creature that passes you by. I mean, if a lobster suddenly waltzed by... BAM LESBIAN LOBSTER ORGY
oh yeah and love poem and stuff
lisa i am going to be late for work if i make this any longer so i love you and i'll give you a lesbian lobster orgy in the morning okay?
Posted by Vampnagel P. WingpireI look forward to it. :)
Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3when did this become a contest :(
Posted by Vampnagel P. WingpireOh, it's happened before...
But guess who wins. :)
Posted by Poison
Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: when did this become a contest :(
When I owned you with my poem.
Posted by Stalolin
Quoting Angelwing: Oh, it's happened before...
But guess who wins. :)
I bet the winner has at least two hands.
Oh, and just for historical reference (You'll need to know this for that History final in the morning) I was late for work today so I spent too much time making that poem.
Posted by Poison
Quoting Stalolin: I bet the winner has at least two hands.
Idk...it's an proven fact that people with three hands cannot write poems and win poem contests on bulbs and angelwing's blog.
Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3
Quoting Angelwing: Oh, it's happened before...
But guess who wins. :)
I hope its not vampiro for once :(
and go make a new poem poison, or you just can't cause you lost all ability to write poetry :mad:
Posted by Vampnagel P. WingpireVamp's gone. :(
But yeah, I think you know.
And for the record, having sex with one-handed individuals is kinky.
Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3You can tie one of my arms to my back if that helps =o
or both
or just cut them off with your teeth, is that kinky enough for you huh?
Posted by Vampnagel P. WingpireThat's a little too kinky. Can't overdo it now.
I do like the idea of tying both up, though.
Posted by Poison
Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: I hope its not vampiro for once :(
and go make a new poem poison, or you just can't cause you lost all ability to write poetry :mad:
Idk...Ever since you-know-what, my poems have dulled alot.
Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3Know what... do you mean what I think you mean. If you mean being seen in the act of masturbating while watching catholic school pornography in a high definition screen with surround sound headphones, and actually being seen finishing the act, which knowing you would probably be like an hour since you're asian and stuff, then I guess I DO know what.
EDIT : AND YOU PROBABLY HIT UR MUM IN THE EYE BY ACCIDENT
Posted by Poison
Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: Know what... do you mean what I think you mean. If you mean being seen in the act of masturbating while watching catholic school pornography in a high definition screen with surround sound headphones, and actually being seen finish the act, which knowing you would probably be like an hour since you're asian and stuff, then I guess I DO know what.
What ever...jerk.
Posted by Stalolin
Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: Know what... do you mean what I think you mean. If you mean being seen in the act of masturbating while watching catholic school pornography in a high definition screen with surround sound headphones, and actually being seen finishing the act, which knowing you would probably be like an hour since you're asian and stuff, then I guess I DO know what.
EDIT : AND YOU PROBABLY HIT UR MUM IN THE EYE BY ACCIDENT
lol i said masturbate
Posted by Vampnagel P. WingpireI haven't masturbated for awhile. I think it's time.
Posted by The JudgeYay! Let's all masturbate right now.
Posted by AntBukkake on Lisa?
Posted by Last Foghow?
Posted by Poison
Quoting Last Fog: how?
CYBER CUM!
Posted by Last Fogi dont get it i dont get it i dont have any!!
Posted by PoisonOK...then we all find out where lisa lives and we go there loaded with cummmmm!
EDIT
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And we also bring cookies (because it will be a long trip...and cookies are cool)!
Posted by Last Foglisa where do u live?!:D:D:D
Posted by Stalolinguys i haven't maturabtaed in like twelve uyears so i have leik this sack that weighs more than crazy k
Posted by Last Foghahaha haha hahah!! thats a good one haha...
12 years, yeah right haha
Posted by PoisonIdk, I haven't masurbated in 4 days :(
Posted by StalolinI masturbated this morning. It was fun. You guys should try it sometime.
Posted by Last FogReally what was it like? on a 1-10 scale how fun? Because well, i heard before that it was fun but not sure if it's worth trying
Posted by StalolinIt was like a 842.52233 - 124 on the scale. And my elderly neighbor enjoyed the free drink.
Posted by Last Fogwtf are you talking about get serious what scale are you using
*EDIT*
Posted by Vampiro V. EmpireYou all fail.
Posted by Last FogI just moved your post from page three all the way back to two, *****.
Posted by Vampiro V. EmpireYou all fail.
Minus Bulb and Lisa.
Or maybe them to.
I ahven't decided yet.
Everyone but me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Posted by Last Fogwhat are we "failing" at exactly?
Posted by Vampiro V. EmpireLife, the Universe... and just everything in general.
More importantly, this thread.
Posted by Last Fogwhatever you say
:dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
lol the dunno dance!
like that?
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: whatever you say
Exactly.
Posted by Last Fogok enough back on topic
Quoting Ant: Bukkake on Lisa?
So how is this gonna happen again?
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: So how is this gonna happen again?
Place your "target" in the center (usually) of a room (possibly with a bowl, or pan to catch any "drippings") having two or more males gather around. Strip, grip penis, and gently stroke until you feel a building pressure. Depending on if you've selected an order, or just a go when needed, approach "target", place hand on head, pulling back, having the face point towards the sky. Deposite, step back, and repeat.
Posted by Last Fogok good but why face towards the sky? just curious...
and thats not what i was asking i mean how is this gonna happen, you know?
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: and thats not what i was asking i mean how is this gonna happen, you know?
I know that.
Quoted post: ok good but why face towards the sky? just curious...
That would be Lisa's face pointing towards the sky, just to inform. Basically, accessibility, and spreadability.
Posted by Last Fog
Quoting Vampiro: That would be Lisa's face pointing towards the sky, just to inform. I know that.
[quote]Basically, accessibility, and spreadability.
Oh, so you mean it slides accross her face making more of a mess, rather than just hitting a small area? I was thinking you meant bust under her chin or something but I think I get it. Good idea.
Posted by The Judge[IMG]http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/2748/failure9sn.jpg[/IMG]
Posted by Poison
Quoting The Judge: [IMG]http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/2748/failure9sn.jpg[/IMG]
That's not as bad as sucking black dick, I wouldn't know, but the poor white girls look like their in pain :(
Posted by Vampnagel P. WingpireJust so you guys know, I live in an igloo, far far away.
and wb Vamp
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: Just so you guys know, I live in an igloo, far far away.
omg me 2 wut r the chances?
And thanks :D